SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 18 September 2009 31 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.45 Bart Got A Room. Teen comedy. 35MM. News from the world of film. Hancock. A PR executive becomes intent on transforming the public face of a hard- drinking superhero. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron. 9.45 The Silence Of The Lambs. An imprisoned psychopath helps a rookie FBI agent track down a serial killer. Thriller, starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn and Ted Levine. 11.55 Burn After Reading 6.00 Hairspray. With Nikki Blonsky, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken and James Marsden. Fools Gold. A bickering couple are reunited on a quest to locate a legendary treasure. With Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland and Ray Winstone. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. Two firefighter buddies pretend to get married in order to overcome a problem with a life insurance policy. With Adam Sandler and Kevin James. 5.40 The Eiger Sanction. With Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy and Jack Cassidy. Butterfly On A Wheel. A couples daughter is kidnapped by a criminal who forces them to destroy their lives. With Pierce Brosnan and Maria Bello. 9.40 The Top 10 Show Marked For Death. A former narcotics agent searches for an elusive drug kingpin who has tried to kill his family. With Steven Seagal and Basil Wallace. 11.40 Predator 2 6.15 Jurassic Park III. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Sam Neill and William H Macy. Toys. A zany inventor clashes with his uncle, who wants to use the family toy factory for military purposes. Comedy, starring Robin Williams, Michael Gambon, Joan Cusack and Donald OConnor. 10.10 The Simpsons Movie. Animated comedy, with the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith. 11.45 Jurassic Park III 5.45 We Are Marshall. With Matthew McConaughey and Matthew Fox. PS I Love You. A widow receives a series of encouraging letters her husband sent to her before he died. With Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler and Lisa Kudrow. 10.10 In The Land Of Women. A writer returning home to care for his sick grandmother is befriended by his neighbours daughters. With Adam Brody and Meg Ryan. 6.30 Monster Ark. With Rene OConnor, Tim DeKay, Tommy Tiny Lister and Amanda Crew. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell and Samuel L Jackson. 9.45 I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. With Will Smith, Alice Braga and Charlie Tahan. 11.40 Pathology 5.20 Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The Pevensie children help the rightful king of Narnia to reclaim his throne. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Ben Barnes, William Moseley and Peter Dinklage. Superbad. Two teenagers scramble to get hold of some booze in order to get invited to a party. Comedy, starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. The Sixth Sense. A child psychologist takes on the case of a boy terrified by ghostly apparitions. Thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette and Olivia Williams. The Bourne Ultimatum. The amnesiac assassin regains his memory, just as the CIA plans to finish him off. Spy thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon, Joan Allen and Julia Stiles. Doomsday. Futuristic thriller, starring Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins and Malcolm McDowell. 6.55 The Oklahoma Kid. An outlaw sets out to avenge the death of his father. Western, starring James Cagney and Humphrey Bogart. The Screening Room. Film-maker profiles. Before Sunrise. An American and a Frenchwoman meet by chance on a train and form a close bond during a day in Vienna. Romantic drama, with Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy. O Lucky Man! Satirical drama, starring Malcolm McDowell and Ralph Richardson. 6.50 Crocodile Dundee II. The adventurer lures New York drug dealers to the Outback for a showdown. Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. The struggling owner of a run-down gym forms a dodgeball team to compete in the US championships. Comedy, with Ben Stiller. 10.50 The Fountain. Sci-fi romance, starring Hugh Jackman, Rachel Weisz and Ellen Burstyn. 5.55 Im Not There. Exploring the life and work of Bob Dylan. Drama, starring Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale and Heath Ledger. 8.20 The Air I Breathe. Four people facing crises in their lives are all linked by a mysterious mob boss. Crime drama, with Andy Garcia and Kevin Bacon. Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan. The renowned conqueror rises from slavery to becoming a mighty war leader. Historical drama, starring Tadanobu Asano and Honglei Sun. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm dominique Jackson, 7pm, e4 Jeffrey donovan, 7pm, FX david suchet, 7.55pm, itV3 sally pressman, 8pm, Living ruth Goodman, 9pm, yesterday colin Jackson, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn Premier League Preview Live Football League. Sheffield United v Sheffield Wednesday (kick-off 7.45pm). The Steel City derby at Bramall Lane. Live Friday Fight Night. Barry Morrison v Lenny Daws. Coverage of the bout for the vacant British Light Welterweight title at York Hall in Bethnal Green, London. 6.30 British Motocross Championship Live Super League. Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers (kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the qualifying play-off at Headingley Premier League Preview Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Kiteboard Pro Tour. From Sylt in Germany. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. 6.00 Live Rugby Union. Leopards v Western Province (kick-off 6.10pm). British Ice Hockey. Sheffield Steelers v Belfast Giants. A chance to see the Elite League encounter. Davis Cup Tennis. Spain v Israel. Highlights of the opening day of the World Group semi-final at the Polaris World la Torre Golf Resort in Murcia, featuring the first two singles rubbers. 6.40 Strongest Man. The IFSA Strongman Champions League. 7.40 Live Boxing. Steffen Kretschmann v Ergin Solmaz and Mahir Oral v Alexander Sipos. The respective heavyweight and middleweight bouts at the Palacio de los Deportes in Logrono, Spain. Eurogoals Weekend 10.15 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa. Action from the 19th stage of the race. 11.15 Freeride Spirit Ten Pin Bowling Goal! Live Bundesliga. Schalke 04 v VfL Wolfsburg (kick-off 7.30pm). All the action from this evenings game in the German top flight, held at the Veltins-Arena. Total Italian Football Ultimate Fighting Championship. Nate Diaz v Melvin Guillard. Highlights of the Fight Night 19 event at the Cox Convention Centre in Oklahoma City. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart hires a car. The Simpsons. Homers memory is probed. Grease: The School Musical. The auditions for roles in a performance of Grease begin. Almost Famous. A teenage rock journalist gets an assignment following a band on tour, to the horror of his over-protective mother. Seventies-set comedy drama, starring Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson and Frances McDormand. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew encounters a Klingon ship. Drama, starring Roxann Dawson. Chuck. Sarah must seduce a handsome agent to gain information about Fulcrum. Star Trek: Voyager. Double bill. The crew encounters another Federation starship lost in the Delta Quadrant -- only to find the vessel under attack from creatures in another spatial dimension. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality. Road To V. Unsigned bands compete. Top Gear. The presenters try to find the perfect car for 17-year-olds. Stephen Fry guests. 8.05 Doctor Who 8.55 The Real Hustle On Holiday Can I Get High Legally? George Lamb investigates legal drugs. EastEnders Lunch Monkeys. Shelley is caught out. How Not to Live Your Life. Dan Clark stars. Family Guy. Peter takes a wrong turn. World News Today Leeds International Piano Competition 2009. New series. The first finalist is introduced. Transatlantic Sessions. New series. How A Choir Works. How traditional choirs achieve their distinctive sound. Caledonia Dreamin. The impact of Postcard Records on Scottish pop. Edwyn Collins: Home Again. The story of Edwyn Collins. 11.40 Spiral 6.45 The X Factor. Auditions in Glasgow and London. Dermot OLeary hosts. The Xtra Factor. Holly Willoughby goes behind the scenes of The X Factor. The World Is Not Enough. James Bond goes all out to suppress a power struggle threatening the worlds oil supply. Thriller, starring Pierce Brosnan, Robert Carlyle, Sophie Marceau, Denise Richards and Desmond Llewelyn. What Katie Did Next 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Sleuthing restaurateur Henry Crabbe loses his sense of smell. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. A Russian servant is murdered. David Suchet stars. Death On The Nile. Detective Hercule Poirot investigates the murder of an unpopular heiress, whose outspoken manner put her at odds with most of her fellow passengers during a luxury Nile cruise. Mystery, starring Peter Ustinov, Bette Davis and David Niven. 11.50 Life Cycling: Tour Of Britain. The seventh and penultimate stage of the race. UEFA Europa League Football. Action from the opening round of group games. Ultimate Force. During a training exercise in Zimbabwe, Dempseys decision to visit his cousins farm has shocking consequences. On Deadly Ground. A firefighter clashes with the president of an oil company who is planning to drill in Alaska. Thriller, with Steven Seagal. Hollyoaks. India seeks comfort from Archie. How I Met Your Mother Friends. Chandler and Monica visit a clinic. Friends. Rachel reveals her feelings for Joey. Supernanny. Jo Frost helps the parents of a three- year-old who still uses a dummy and bottle. 10.05 Wife Swap USA. A couple trade places with a prison guard and a police officer. 11.05 Resident Evil. Thriller, starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. Grand Designs. Catching up with a couple who built a barn-style property. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Forrest Gump. The tale of a simple soul who bumbles through a bizarre series of adventures, which lead to him becoming a football star, national hero and millionaire businessman. Comedy drama, starring Tom Hanks and Sally Field. 11.45 Dominick Dunne: After The Party Ghost Whisperer. Melinda offers to help a couple whose house is haunted by the ghost of a girl. Army Wives. Roxys life suffers disruption at the hands of her mother. Sally Pressman stars. Medium. Allison suspects she has committed a terrible crime. Patricia Arquette stars. CSI: Miami. Horatio must face off with a private investigator who is destroying the team. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Two gigolos are murdered. Guest starring Elizabeth Berkley. Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 Porridge. Fletcher becomes an agony aunt. 8.20 Yes Minister. Jim faces a challenge. Paul Eddington stars. Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy sketches. 10.20 Jonathan Creek. An investigative reporter enlists the help of a magicians assistant in a bid to discover who is responsible for a painters death. Dalziel & Pascoe. A car crash leaves Dalziel suspended from duty pending an investigation into drink-driving allegations, while Pascoe exposes a conspiracy surrounding a violent death. Taggart. The body of a medical student is found placed in a bizarre childlike pose -- and the discovery of another corpse with identical wounds suggests a serial killer is on the loose. 10.55 New Tricks. Brians erratic behaviour threatens to hamper the inquiry. The King Of Queens The King Of Queens Scrubs. Guest starring Heather Locklear. Scrubs. Turk and JD face money troubles. South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park The Sarah Silverman Program Burn Notice. Part one of two. A spy is fired and forced him to work as a private investigator. NCIS. A Muslim Marine is found dead. NCIS. Part two of two. Agent Callen goes undercover. Last in the series. True Blood. Sam shares his secret with Sookie. 11.05 Burn Notice. A mans house-sitting fiance is kidnapped and held for ransom. Warehouse 13. Pete and Myka pursue a team of bank robbers who use a song as their weapon. Medium. Joe performs jury duty, and Allison begins having visions concerning the defendant. My Name Is Bruce. Premiere. A horror movie star is kidnapped by a fan, who needs his help to vanquish a real demon. Comedy, with Bruce Campbell. 10.40 Heroes. The fight to stop Sylar has consequences that will change everything. 11.40 Solar Attack Mythbusters. A story involving water heaters. How Do They Do It? How Its Made. Hydraulic rescue tools. World War Two In HD Colour. Germanys invasion of Russia is examined. Home Front Britain With Jim Carter. The host examines the second year the Seond World War. Chop Shop. Former rugby star Lawrence Dallaglio commissions a muscle car. World War II: The Apocalypse. The truth behind the defeat of France. Quake Threat UK. The hidden fault lines that lie close to many of northern Europes oldest cities. Air Crash Investigation. How a China Airlines 747 broke up in mid-air in 2002. Air Crash Investigation. The terrorist bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 in 1988. Americas Hardest Prisons. A jail that is home to several violent gang leaders. Battles BC. How a small Greek army defeated the Persians at Marathon. SAS: The Originals. Examining the formation of the Special Air Service. The Lost Evidence. The use of aerial reconnaissance photos. The World At War. Examining Churchills plan to attack Germany through Italy. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. The climax of the war. Antiques Roadshow. The experts visit the grounds of Dunrobin Castle. Inventions That Changed The World. Jeremy Clarkson traces the evolution of the computer. Victorian Farm. Ruth Goodman is given a tough assignment at the dairy. Churchills Bodyguard. The prime minister falls ill and stops breathing. Antiques Roadshow. The experts visit the grounds of Dunrobin Castle. Tori And Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. The couple move back to Los Angeles. Natalie Wood. The controversy surrounding the death of the West Side Story star. Audrey Hepburn. The career of the chic star of Breakfast At Tiffanys and Funny Face. Bette Davis. Profile of the Hollywood actor. Betty Grable. An insight into the life of the Forties pin-up star. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Robert Lindsay traces his roots. Trawlermen Trawlermen Coast. Miranda Krestovnikoff watches bottlenose dolphins at Channory Point. Who Do You Think You Are? Former athlete Colin Jackson researches his Jamaican roots. Traffic Cops. Chasing youths as young as 13 as they attempt to steal, crash and burn cars. Congo. The wildlife of the ancient river. Journeys Into The Ring Of Fire. Iain Stewart explores the Pacific Rim. My Life With Animals: Simon King. High-points in the wildlife film-makers career. Stalking The Jaguar. Owen Newman and Amanda Barrett head for Brazils Pantanal. Around The World In 80 Treasures. 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