London Lite Friday, 18 September 2009 29 Forrest Gump More4, 9pm (1994) LIFE is like a box of chocolates... and not just because it makes you fat. This homespun logic, delivered with Forrests now famous slow-witted drawl, became this films catchphrase. From Vietnam veteran to table tennis champion and marathon man, Forrests life has one constant -- his love for his childhood sweetheart. Stars Tom Hanks, above. The World Is Not Enough ITV2, 9pm (1999) THIS is Pierce Brosnans second-last outing as the debonair double-0 agent. This time he has a whole host of things to worry about. Theres a villain who cant feel pain (a bit of a drag if youre trying to beat him with fisticuffs), a beautiful businesswoman who is not everything she seems -- and a kidnapped boss. Also stars Sophie Marceau, above with Brosnan. Dodgeball Film4, 9pm (2004) BEN STILLERS tireless comic energy is showcased in this film about opposing gyms. White Goodman (Stiller, above) is a self-obsessed fitness fanatic who wants to expand his Globo Gym empire, absorbing neighbouring rival Peter LaFleur (Vince Vaughn). To cut a long story short, they end up going head-to-head in a national dodgeball competition. Death On The Nile ITV3, 9pm (1978) THESE days, people would pack up and go home if murders started peppering their holiday. In the old days, however, folks just sat around waiting to get it in the neck. In this Agatha Christie classic, someone has been murdered on a steamer (thats a ship to you young uns) and Hercule Poirot has to find out whodunnit before the murderer is the only one left aboard. Stars Peter Ustinov, above. TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five 10.30 This Morning (S). Zoe Tyler sings Somewhere Over the Rainbow. 12.30 Loose Women (S). With Vernon Kay and Jane Danson. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (S). The team spruces up a house in Sandbach, Cheshire. 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (S). A silver urn makes a good price at Newbury, Berkshire. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Rosemary And Thyme (R,S). A murder occurs at a famous botanists home. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (S). The East of England regional final. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Fayes delight in making Mark jealous is cut short when Cain warns her never to use him again. Chas tries to speak to Aaron, and Gennie begs Jamie to give her another chance. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Norris realises how little he knew his brother, while Leanne wavers over whether to give Peter one last chance. See Soap Box 8.00 Fix My Finances? Tonight (S). Martin Lewis and a team of experts debate whether consumers should opt for fixed-rate mortgage, energy and savings arrangements currently on offer or wait for better times. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Kevin and Molly rush back to the Street, but the delay leaves Tyrone angry with his wife for arriving late at Jacks leaving party. See Soap Box 9.00 Rebus (S). 3/4. After the wife of prominent charity campaigner Gregor Jack is murdered, Rebus wonders whether her husband committed the crime, while Jacks PA and publicist seem to have secrets to hide. When evidence linking the victim to a convicted sex offender also comes to light, the detective is faced with working out which of his suspects is responsible. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Memphis Belle (S) (1990). An American B-17 bomber crew prepares to fly its final mission. Drama based on actual events, with Matthew Modine, Eric Stoltz, John Lithgow, Harry Connick Jr, Tate Donovan and Billy Zane. 12.30 Film: Pavilion Of Women (S) (2000). An aristocratic Chinese woman living in the turbulent late-Thirties courts controversy when she leaves her husband to explore intellectual pursuits -- and causes a scandal when she embarks on a taboo affair with an American missionary. Drama, starring Willem Dafoe, Luo Yan, Shek Sau, John Cho and Yi Ding ; ITV News Headlines. 2.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R,S). 3.20 ITV Nightscreen. Programme guide. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). 11.00 Open Gardens (R,S). 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,S). 12.00 Live Davis Cup Tennis (S). Great Britain v Poland. Sue Barker introduces coverage of the opening singles rubbers in the Europe/ Africa Group I play-off at the Liverpool Echo Arena. With commentary by Andrew Castle and Greg Rusedski. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). Valuations take place at Coventry Cathedral. 4.30 Pointless (S). Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (S). The duo visit the National Botanic Garden of Wales in Carmarthenshire. 6.00 Eggheads (S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (S). 20/20. Paul Martin helps single mother Sally Scott raise much- needed cash. Last in the series. 7.00 Bat Women Of Panama (R,S). A group of women tries to uncover a Panamanian islands secrets, studying the behaviour of more than 100 bat species in the rainforest canopy. 7.10 Ganges (R,S). 3/3. The final leg of the rivers journey sees it join the Brahmaputra, creating the worlds largest delta, home to animal species including the Bengal tiger. Last in the series. 8.00 Mastermind (S). 4/31. Subjects include Oscar Wilde, Germanic Languages, the History of Jazz from 1917 to 1930, and film-maker Akira Kurosawa. John Humphrys hosts. 8.30 Gardeners World (S). 18/23. Toby Buckland plants daffodil bulbs ready for spring, demonstrating the best varieties, while Alys Fowler considers methods that will produce flowers in time for Christmas. 9.00 The Tudors (S). 7/8. Englands enemies begin to rally as the Pope backs an alliance between France and Spain. In retaliation, Cromwell seeks to consolidate the countrys affiliation with the Protestants by marrying Henry to the German noble Anne of Cleves. However, the kings fickle temper leaves him resenting the match. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 QI (R,S). 7/12. Comedians Sean Lock, Rob Brydon and Ben Miller join regular panellist Alan Davies to discuss the topic of the future on the quiz with a difference. The questions are so difficult points are awarded for the answers that host Stephen Fry finds most interesting. 10.30 Newsnight (S). 11.00 Newsnight Review (S). Followed by Weather. 11.35 Later With Jools Holland (S). 1/10. With Muse, Florence and the Machine and Gossip. 12.40 Muse: A Seaside Rendezvous (S). The rock band plays a homecoming show in Teignmouth, Devon. 1.10 Medium (R,S). Allison becomes convinced she is a different person. 1.55 Medium (R,S). 2.35 Film: Crucible Of Terror (S) (1971). Horror, with Mike Raven and James Bolam. 4.05 Close. 11.00 Osama Bin Everywhere: The Many Faces Of The Islamic World (R,S); National Gallery. 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.35 Grudge Match (R,S). 12.40 Property Snakes And Ladders (R,S). 1.40 Film: Carry On Abroad (S) (1972). Comedy, with Sid James and Kenneth Williams. 3.25 Countdown (S). With Jo Brand. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (S). Game show, with Noel Edmonds. 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,S). Memory and general knowledge competition. 5.30 Come Dine With Me (S,HD). Alex Soulsby prepares a Thai menu in Northampton. 6.00 The Simpsons (S). 3/21. Lisa is teased by her classmates for having a weight problem. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Anita reveals that Gaz tried to video himself attacking her, and Mercedes tells Malachy she does not want to go to Canada with him. 7.00 News (S). 7.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? (R,S,HD). 10/10. Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help retired couple David and Diane choose a holiday home in either Lyme Bay on the south coast of England or Tampa Bay in Florida. They have 180,000 to spend on a property that will offer a good rental return, but must decide where best suits their investment. 8.30 The Big Food Fight (R,S). 2/5. Kirstie Allsopp, Janet Street-Porter and Gregg Wallace are the guests as Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstalls knowledge of food and cooking techniques is challenged by rival chef Heston Blumenthal. Sue Perkins asks the questions. 9.00 Derren Brown: How To Control The Nation (S). 2/4. In the second of his interactive specials, the illusionist demonstrates mind control as he focuses his powers on preventing participating viewers at home from being able to rise from their sofas by sending subliminal messages over the airwaves. 10.00 Peep Show (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Mark and Jeremy enjoy the final days before Sophies baby is born, determined to ignore the fact that one of them is the father. See Ben Felsenburg 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S). 1/6. Philip from the sixth floor asks Jen for a date -- but Roy and Moss invite themselves along, spoiling her hopes of romance. 11.10 The Inbetweeners (R,S). 4/6. The friends go clubbing in London. 11.40 Derren Brown: How To Control The Nation (R,S). 2/4. 12.45 The Scandalous Adventures Of Lord Byron (R,S,HD). 1.45 Film: Sherrybaby (S) (2006). Premiere. Drama, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ryan Simpkins, Bridget Barkan and Giancarlo Esposito. 3.20 Swimming (R,S). 3.35 Brain Cell: Energy Challenge (R,S). 4.00 Beach Volleyball (S). 4.50 Countdown (R,S). 5.35 The Hoobs (R,S). 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 Build A New Life In The Country (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Game Ranger Diaries (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Steve tries to save his family. 2.15 Home And Away (S). 2.50 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck (R,S). 3.05 The Family Recipe (R,S). 3.15 Film: Dawn Anna (S) (2005). A single mother with a rare brain disorder is starting to regain her once lively existence when tragedy strikes. Drama, starring Debra Winger, Sam Howard and Alex Van. 5.00 Five News (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Belle hides the full extent of her illness from Aden. 6.30 Live From Studio Five (S). Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip. 7.30 Police Interceptors: Special Edition (R,S). Natalie Pinkham reveals how the unit tackles a suspect who is speeding at 140mph, and how a lone interceptor has to cope with trouble at the V Festival. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Brighton Beach Patrol (S). Good weather in the resort means the 27-strong lifeguard team is in for a busy shift. Police officers Karen and Grant step in when a fight breaks out among football fans, and PCSOs Gill and Dave find a haul of expensive items left on the beach. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 NCIS (R,S). 18/24. A supposedly dead Marine suddenly returns to consciousness on the autopsy table, leaving the team struggling to solve the mystery of how he came to be in such a strange predicament. Investigations reveal he had recently been on a trip to Baghdad -- and uncover an unexpected link to Gibbs past. Drama, starring Mark Harmon. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent (S). 18/22. A doctor is shot dead after testifying in a controversial case involving the treatment of hearing loss that has angered the deaf community, led by a radical playwright. 11.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent (S). 19/22. A married astronaut becomes the prime suspect when his lover, a female junior is found murdered while speaking at a conference, but detectives also have to consider that she was killed by a rival whose seat she took on a future mission. 12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 4.00 The FBI Files (R,S). 4.45 HouseBusters (R,S). 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). TLY GLASSES GLASSES FROM125 Cannot be used with other offers. Second pair from the same range as the first pair or below and to the same prescription. 1.5 scratch-resistant varifocal, bifocal in your first pair. Extra Options available at an additional charge on both pairs. 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