28 Friday, 18 September 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Dont be Tuf on danceunderdog Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 8.30pm The Tudors BBC2, 9pm So, tonight we have henry Viii increasingly turning into Darth Vader, having completely gone over to the dark side with the massacre of the Pole family last week. then theres everyone pretending lovely Joss Stone, right, is suddenly an old boiler as she plays the famously plain Anne of Cleves (i like her not. She looks like a horse, is henrys sensitive verdict). Plus, top of this weeks spot-the-anachronism contenders: a naval spyglass. A good half-century before galileos invention. Altogether, whats not to like? Peep Show Channel 4, 10pm Let joy be unconfined: its the return of Jez and Mark. the upcoming arrival of Sophies baby -- fathered by one of the two flatmates, though which they dont know -- makes little difference to the two thirtysomethings refusal to grow up. Marks now a manager at JCB Credit and manages to swing Jez a job there, if only as a phone pig among the field of screens. But two-and- a-half-hours into his first morning the entire company goes belly up. Still, at least they can find cash-in-hand work doing removals with heroically amoral Super hans: the men with ven. H ERES the new series o f S t r i c t l y C o m e Dancing, but Im still seething. Not about Arlene Phillips being dropped for Alesha Dixon: like it or not, ageism on prime-time doesnt exactly qualify as hold the front page material. What got my goat was the fate of John Sergeant last year. For all the valiant efforts of part- ner Kristina Rihanoff, the ex- news man moved with the gentle delicacy of a baby hippo rumbling towards a watering hole. Which was great. I dont want stars already celebrated for one talent mak- ing like Nureyev within a fortnight. How inadequate does that make us feel? Which is probably why viewers plumpedJudging panel: new faces Darcey Bussell and Alesha Dixon Coronation Street ITV1 7.30pm/8.30pm norriS (Malcolm hebden, right) doesnt want attend ramseys funeral, but hes persuaded to go by ritas pleading and then discovers how little he knew his brother. Meanwhile, its time for Amber to go off to university -- and for Dev saying goodbye proves to be an emotional moment. ing out where were supposed to know them from. Brucie and the judges will contend with a couple of ex- EastEnders (Natalie Cassidy and Ricky Groves), one of the Footballers Wives (Zoe Lucker) and Jo Wood, two-stepping away from Ronnie. For the betting-minded Martina Hingis is good value at 10/1, though boxer Joe Calzaghe is the favourite. But the question is, whos the mischief choice to succeed Sergeant? Ive a sneaky feeling Phil Tufnell, breaking the rule of cricketers Strictly success (Goughie, Ramprakash), may have two left feet to match the twirling left arm he used for bowling. And if Im correct, this time, please, lets try and get him through all the way to the final. 11.00 Cowboy trap (S). 11.45 Cash in the Attic (S); BBC news; Weather. 12.15 Bargain hunt (S). 1.00 BBC news; Weather (S). 1.30 regional news And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Julia takes part in a dining competition. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (r,S). Death strikes during Mardi gras. 3.00 BBC news; Weather; regional news (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (r,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (r,S). 3.45 Bernard (r). 3.50 ooglies (r,S). 4.05 Wait For it! (S). 4.35 hotel trubble (r,S). 5.00 newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (r,S). Quiz show. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Live topical show in which correspondents uncover the UKs most fascinating stories. Presented by Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders (S). A desperate Peggy tries to raise the money for Sams bail, Lauren assures Peter she is ready to commit to him and Jamess presence causes Syed to realise his true feelings for Christian. 8.30 Strictly Come Dancing (S,hD). 1/14. new series. Bruce Forsyth and tess Daly host the pro-celebrity contest, with shows on both Friday and Saturday nights for the opening two weeks. Lining up this week with their professional partners are actors Ali Bastian and Lynda Bellingham, boxing world champion Joe Calzaghe, eastenders star ricky groves, ex-tennis proMartina hingis, sports presenter Chris hollins, long jumper Jade Johnson and tV presenter rav Wilding. the dance- off and results feature on Saturdays show. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross (S). 3/15. the host interviews natural history broadcaster David Attenborough and Czech model eva herzigova. Peter Andre also drops in, and music is provided by American rapper Jay-Z, whose latest album was released on Monday. 11.35 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw (S). 11.45 Imagine (r,S). 3/7. over a six month peroid Alan Yentob explores the life of chart-topping rapper- turned-business-mogul Jay-Z. 12.40 Film: the Weight of Water (S) (2000). Drama, starring Catherine McCormack ; Weatherview. 2.30 Sign Zone: economy gastronomy (r,S). 3.30 Sign Zone: home time (r,S). 4.00 Sign Zone: the hairy Bikers Food tour of Britain (r,S). 4.45 BBC news (S). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG for the plump man for weeks, until Sergeant withdrew of his own accord. Right, like the BBC wasnt delighted. The new series seems to have press-ganged every available C-lister i n t o s e r v i c e. 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