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The rise was led by men in their fifties and sixties but included teenage boys. 2-3 October 2009, NEC, Birmingham FREE entry with this ad Register now at or call 0844 257 8668 using the promo code: LLB1 Incorporating:In association with: Supported by: Meet established brands with proven business formats Listen to seminars from respected industry experts, lawyers, bankers and franchisors Launch your franchising career with investments ranging from 5k to over 500k Get a boostRun your own business with the support of an established brand JOHN HUMPHRYS has reignited the row over bumper BBC salaries by calling his job as Mastermind presenter money for old rope. The 66-year-old, who began presenting the BBC2 quiz show when it returned in 2003, made the remark while speaking last night at a corporate dinner. As well as mocking celebri- ties who had appeared on the show for charity, he recalled being offered the job and said: Money for old rope, I thought. I was right as well. The salaries paid by the BBC to key figures, from Jonathan Ross to director-general Mark Thompson, remain a source of debate, with the Tories today pledging to limit executives to the 192,250 earned by the Prime Minister. Humphrys is said to have been paid around 10,000 for the speech at a rail industry awards dinner at the Grosvenor House hotel in Mayfair, where guests included transport minister Chris Mole and Labour MP Tom Harris. His speech also ridiculed stars for giving wrong answers on Celebrity Mastermind. One, believed to be former EastEnders actor Paul Bradley, was asked which cereal he associated with being in prison and replied: Cheerios. RONNIE Wood may be insisting he and his 20-year-old Russian girlfriend are still an item but the sight of removal men outside their Belsize Park home doesnt look good. The men spent hours yesterday shifting music gear and furniture out of the Rolling Stones house following his screaming public row with Ekaterina Ivanova. But sources close to the guitarist say the pair are still together, despite Ms Ivanova being heard yelling that she wanted to kill herself and reports suggesting they had split. The couple might move to a new flat in Surrey. A source said: Ronnie is moving all his stuff to Surrey, partly because he didnt really like the place in Belsize Park. Move on the cards: Wood and Ekaterina Ivanova Rocky times: guitars are taken from Woods home yesterday index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html48.html49.html50.html51.html