London Lite Thursday, 17 September 2009 23 SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.20 College Road Trip. Family comedy, starring Martin Lawrence and Raven-Symone. Hancock. A PR executive becomes intent on transforming the public face of a hard-drinking superhero. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron. 9.40 Burn After Reading. Two gym employees get hold of a CIA agents memoirs, leading to blackmail and murder. Comedy, starring George Clooney. 11.20 Bart Got A Room. Comedy, with Steven Kaplan. 6.20 Deck The Halls. With Danny DeVito, Matthew Broderick and Kristin Davis. Knocked Up. Ambitious journalist Allisons one-night stand with directionless layabout Ben has unexpected consequences when she discovers she is pregnant. With Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl and Paul Rudd. 10.15 South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut. The grown-ups lead America into war against Canada. With the voice of Trey Parker. 11.40 Green Card 6.10 X-Men. With Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brothers life. With Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie. The Glimmer Man. A homicide detective becomes the chief suspect in the case of a series of ritual killings. With Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans. 11.45 X- Men 5.55 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure sequel, with Nicolas Cage. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. Turner And Hooch. A cop tries to solve a murder with the help of the sole witness -- a large dog named Hooch. Comedy, with Tom Hanks and Mare Winningham. 11.45 Baby Geniuses 6.00 Georgia Rule. With Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan and Felicity Huffman. Charlie Wilsons War. A US congressman secretly provides military aid to rebels in Soviet-occupied Afghanistan. With Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts. 9.45 Gone Baby Gone. A tough Boston neighbourhood becomes the centre of a media circus when a four-year-old girl goes missing. With Casey Affleck and Morgan Freeman. 11.45 Whats Love Got To Do With It 6.00 10,000 BC. With Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis and Joel Virgel. Dust Devil. A down-at-heel policeman goes on the trail of a murderous evil spirit trapped in human form and prowling Africas Namibia desert. With Robert John Burke and Chelsea Field. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and Doug Jones. 6.20 Dan In Real Life. Romantic comedy drama, starring Steve Carell and Juliette Binoche. Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. An orphaned boy endures a miserable childhood, until he discovers he has magical powers and enrols at a school for other young wizards. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Robbie Coltrane. 10.45 Over Her Dead Body. Romantic comedy, starring Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd and Lake Bell. 4.15 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford 7.10 Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed is haunting him. Horror, with Joshua Jackson. The Kingdom. When an American military facility in Saudi Arabia is bombed, an FBI agent is given five days to track down the perpetrators. Thriller, with Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner. 10.55 Cloverfield. Thriller, starring Michael Stahl- David, Lizzy Caplan and Jessica Lucas. Crooks And Coronets. Two incompetent American thieves plan to rob an English stately home. Crime comedy, starring Telly Savalas, Edith Evans and Warren Oates. Manhunter. A former FBI agent is coaxed out of retirement to track down a serial killer behind the slaughter of entire families. Thriller, starring William Petersen, Dennis Farina, Tom Noonan and Brian Cox. 11.25 It! Horror, starring Roddy McDowall. 6.50 Grease. A rebellious kid falls for a shy Australian girl -- but risks losing her love by trying to act cool. Musical, starring John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John and Stockard Channing. Night At The Museum. A newly appointed nightwatchman at New Yorks Museum of Natural History discovers that his job entails more than he had bargained for. Comedy adventure, starring Ben Stiller. 11.10 Basic Instinct 2. Thriller sequel, with Sharon Stone and David Morrissey. 6.10 The Kite Runner. A writer returns to his home country of Afghanistan after years in exile. Drama, with Khalid Abdalla. 8.20 The Escapist. A man left distraught by the death of his wife vows to get even with the crooks responsible. Thriller, with Jonny Lee Miller and Andy Serkis. Once. Two unexpected kindred spirits meet in Dublin and find musical inspiration in each other. Romantic drama, starring Glen Hansard. The Usual Suspects. Thriller. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 2.00 Live International Cricket. England v Australia. The sixth and penultimate match of the one-day series comes from Trent Bridge, as the sides meet at this venue for the second time in three days. Prior to Tuesdays encounter, the last limited-overs contest between the rivals here was in 1989 and resulted in a tie. Time Of Our Lives. Former Everton players discuss their success under Howard Kendall. Premier League World. The latest news. Premier League World. The latest news. Live Premier League Snooker. The second round of the season comes from the Malvern Theatre in Worcestershire, as Shaun Murphy faces John Higgins and Stephen Hendry takes on Judd Trump. Murphy makes his first appearance in the competition since November 2005 when he comes up against the world champion tonight. The Rugby Club. Simon Lazenby rounds up the latest domestic rugby union action. ATP Tour Uncovered. Tennis news. Live Rugby League. Barrow Raiders v Halifax RLFC (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of the Championship play-off match at Craven Park. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Presented by Michael Cole and Jerry The King Lawler. Extreme Championship Wrestling Equestrian. The Blair Castle Horse Trials. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. Live Poker. Coverage of the latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players competing for a guaranteed prize pool of 5,000 on a weekly basis. 6.55 Triathlon. The British Triathlon Grand Prix. From the London Docklands. 7.55 Strongest Man. The IFSA Strongman Champions League event held in Slovakia. 8.55 US Tour Golf 9.55 European Tour Golf 10.25 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa. Stage 18 from Talavera de la Reina to Avila. 11.25 MotoGP. The MotoGP San Marino Grand Prix. 5.30 Live UEFA Europa League Football. Hapoel Tel Aviv v Celtic (kick-off 6.00pm). Live UEFA Europa League Football. Fenerbahce v FC Twente (kick-off 8.05pm). This evenings match comes from Group H, as Steve McClarens Dutch outfit travel to the Sukru Saracoglu Stadium to face the Turkish side. 10.15 Goal! 10.45 ESPN Boxing... UEFA Europa League Football. Highlights from the opening round of group fixtures. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Julie Kavner stars. The Simpsons. With the voice of Dennis Weaver. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Hosted by Noel Edmonds. Last in the series. Bones. The team investigates a possible serial killer. Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz star. Justin Lee Collins: Ten Pin Bowler. The presenter turns his hand to bowling. Last in the series. Fringe. The German authorities interrogate Olivia in an effort to locate Mr Jones. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew rescues the occupants of a critically damaged prison vessel. Classic Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Big-money quiz, with Chris Tarrant. Rain Man. Brash yuppie car dealer Charlie discovers his deceased father has left the family fortune to Raymond, the autistic elder brother he never knew he had. Oscar-winning drama, starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman. 11.35 Virgin Media Shorts 2009 11.45 Sexcetera Doctor Who. Part one of two. Drama starring David Tennant. 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential Off The Hook. Jonathan Bailey stars. Clever V Stupid. With Matt Edmondson. Tough Guy Or Chicken? The five men join the Ju-Wasi tribe of San Bushmen in Namibia. EastEnders. Diane Parish stars. Lunch Monkeys. Jessica Hall stars. Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane stars. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Tough Guy Or Chicken? World News Today A Portrait Of Scotland. Actor Peter Capaldi takes a tour through the early days of Scottish art and its influences. Part of This Is Scotland season. Scotland On Screen. Alan Cumming tours the locations of famous Scottish movies. Gregorys Girl. A teenager tries to impress his football teams new female striker, with little success. Comedy, with John Gordon Sinclair. Scotland On Screen. Documentary. Primeval. The team battles futuristic sharks and mer-creatures. Drama, with Douglas Henshall. Paris Hiltons Best American Friend Forever. The contestants are sent to a theme park. What Katie Did Next. Katie Price attends a vow renewal ceremony as maid of honour. Katy Brands Big Ass Show Entourage. Adrian Grenier and Jeremy Piven star. 11.05 Coronation Street 11.35 The World Is Not Enough 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Henry investigates a friends disappearance. Richard Griffiths stars. The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes. A professors secretary is murdered. Charles Gray guest stars. Piers Morgan On. British success stories in Hollywood. Last in the series. Trial And Retribution. Part two of two. Lynda La Plantes gripping crime drama chronicling the inquiry into the murder of a five-year-old girl snatched from woodlands. David Hayman stars. 5.30 UEFA Europa League Live UEFA Europa League Live. Athletic Bilbao v Austria Vienna (kick-off 8.05pm). Tonights double bill concludes with a Group L encounter at the Estadio San Mames. Both sides endured difficult play-off-round ties before progressing. Cycling: Tour Of Britain. Stage six, featuring a 183.7km journey from Frome to Bideford. Enter The Dragon. Martial arts thriller. Hollyoaks. Anita reveals that Gaz attacked her. How I Met Your Mother. Barney gets Ted drunk. Friends. Rachel has a saucy dream. Friends. Joey throws a star filled party. Reaper. Sock tries to date a demon who has the ability to be anything he wants. The Big Bang Theory. Kaley Cuoco stars. The Big Bang Theory. Last in the series. Free Agents. Stephen Mangan stars. Free Agents. Comedy. Last in the series. Grand Designs Revisited. A converted electricity substation. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Jamies American Road Trip. The chef meets unorthodox restaurateurs in New York. Gordon Ramsays F Word. The chef becomes a junior at a Chinese restaurant. 11.05 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. The chef helps a French bistro in New Jersey. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda must deal with an obsessive spirit threatening to harm Jim. Ghost Whisperer. Eli confesses his abilities to his neighbour. Guest starring Hilary Duff. Supernatural. A 19th-century killer returns. Fantasy drama, starring Jared Padalecki. Private Practice. Violet discovers she is pregnant. Medical drama, starring Kate Walsh. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Catherine investigates a peeping Tom. Last Of The Summer Wine. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis. 7.40 Porridge. The inmates face a day of hard labour. 8.20 Yes Minister. Comedy, starring Paul Eddington. The Royle Family. Dave is accused of flirting. 9.40 The Royle Family. Comedy, starring Caroline Aherne. 10.20 Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul Smack The Pony. Comedy sketch show. 11.35 Smack The Pony Judge John Deed. Charlie defends an animal rights activist accused of murder -- a case that will be heard before her father. Jos relationship with Marc causes problems. Waking The Dead. Feature-length episode. Boyd is horrified to learn that Carl Mackenzie, the man accused of a shopping centre massacre, has been granted the right to appeal. Dalziel & Pascoe. Warren Clarke stars. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. The King Of Queens Scrubs. Elliot sleeps with a doctor. Scrubs. JDs elder brother woos Elliot. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Jon Cryer stars. Scrubs. Carla goes into labour. Zach Braff stars. Sex And The City. Sarah Jessica Parker stars. 11.05 Sex And The City. Heidi Klum guest stars. 11.40 Two And A Half Men Burn Notice. Michael and Fiona try to rescue Sam. Jeffrey Donovan and Gabrielle Anwar star. NCIS. A Marine escapes from a psychiatric unit, acting in the belief that he is still fighting in Iraq. Family Guy. Peter loses his job at the factory. American Dad! 10 Items Or Less. John Lehr stars. Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane stars. True Blood. Sookie identifies the man responsible for stealing from Fangtasia. 6.10 Polar Storm. Disaster thriller, starring Jack Coleman and Holly Dignard. Legend Of The Seeker. Kahlan investigates the deaths of resistance fighters. Legend Of The Seeker. Darken Rahl puts Richard into a trance and manipulates him. Warehouse 13. Pete and Myka pursue a team of bank robbers. Eddie McClintock stars. Fireball. Sci-fi thriller, starring Lexa Doig, Aleks Paunovic and Colin Cunningham. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman test a series of Hollywood fables involving fire. How Do They Do It? How money is minted. How Its Made. Cultured marble sinks. Mega Builders. A plan to install floodgates in the Venetian lagoon. Deadliest Catch. The king crab season arrives in Dutch Harbour. Chop Shop. The car built for Martin Kemp is found to be unsafe. Seconds From Disaster. A 2001 plane crash in Queens, New York. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. Documentary about the Sydney Opera House. Megastructures. Megafactories. Inside Ferraris factory in Maranello, Italy. Americas Hardest Prisons. Overcrowding at the Multnomah Detention Centre in Oregon. Battles BC. The first battle in the conquest of the Promised Land. Ice Road Truckers. The men travel across a dangerous ice road. Ice Road Truckers. The temperature drops to 70 degrees below zero. Extreme Trains. The route of the BNSF freight train from Los Angeles to Dallas. Battles BC. The first battle in the conquest of the Promised Land. Antiques Roadshow. The team of experts visit Sherborne School in Dorset. Inventions That Changed The World. Jeremy Clarkson analyses the global impact of guns. Victorian Farm. Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn prepare to deliver lambs and piglets. Churchills Bodyguard. The mission of a suicide parachute squad is foiled. Antiques Roadshow. The team of experts visit Sherborne School in Dorset. Tori And Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. The couple move back to Los Angeles. Psychic Detectives. Documentary. Psychic Detectives Psychic Therapy. Gordon Smith conducts a therapy session with Samantha Fox. Psychic Investigators. Documentary. Psychic Academy. Members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Psychic Detectives. Documentary. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Barbara Windsor traces her family tree. Trawlermen. Documentary. Seaside Rescue. Documentary. Coast. Nicholas Crane reaches the most northwesterly point of mainland Britain. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Robert Lindsay traces his roots. Traffic Cops. Police in Hull use a stun gun for the first time to combat armed offenders. Saving Planet Earth Great SAS Missions. Documentary. Great SAS Missions Great SAS Missions Your Favourite Attenborough Moment. Countdown of viewers 20 favourite clips, including comments from David himself. Attenboroughs Life On Earth. 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