SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 11 September 2009 35 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.45 The Flintstones. With John Goodman. 35MM. News from the world of film The Dark Knight. The masked hero finds a new ally in his war on crime in Gotham Citys crusading new district attorney, Harvey Dent. However, both men are pushed to their limits by the rise of the Joker. Comic-book thriller, starring Christian Bale. 10.35 Adulthood. Sam returns to his old neighbourhood to face the consequences of his actions. Drama sequel, starring Noel Clarke. 5.10 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. With Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. With Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 Waynes World. Two heavy metal fans hit the big time when a slimy TV executive invests money in their cable show. With Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. 11.25 Waynes World 2. With Mike Myers. 6.10 X-Men. With Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and Anna Paquin. Chaos. Two cops take on the mysterious criminal behind a series of hi-tech heists -- and a possible connection to the detective on his trail. Starring Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes. Shoot Em Up. A mysterious stranger protects a baby from a horde of heavily armed assassins. With Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti. Delta Force II: The Colombian Connection 6.15 Nancy Drew. Adventure, starring Emma Roberts and Rachael Leigh Cook. Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Archaeologist Indiana Jones tries to prevent the Ark of the Covenant from falling into Nazi hands. Adventure, starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen and Denholm Elliott. Kung Fu Panda. A lazy panda must master martial arts to defend his peaceful valley home. Comedy, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. 11.40 Spiceworld: The Movie 5.45 Brubaker. With Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto and Jane Alexander. The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. A young recruit joins the notorious outlaw and his gang, only to ultimately betray and murder him. With Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck, Sam Rockwell, Sam Shepard and Mary-Louise Parker. 10.40 The Bone Collector. A quadriplegic former cop helps a rookie officer catch a serial killer. With Angelina Jolie. Galaxy Quest. Aliens mistake a cancelled sci-fi TV show for reality, and seek the stars aid in an intergalactic battle. With Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell. Awake. A man has an out of body experience during surgery and learns someone wants to kill him. With Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba. Waz. Two detectives pursue a serial killer who offers his victims a choice -- die or watch a loved one be killed. With Melissa George. 6.00 Definitely Maybe. Romantic comedy, starring Ryan Reynolds and Elizabeth Banks. American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. Teen comedy sequel, with Jason Biggs and Chris Klein. 9.50 The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor. Action adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser. 11.50 South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut 6.45 The Mist. A strange fog which is harbouring prowling vicious creatures in its depths envelops a small community. Horror, starring Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden and Laurie Holden. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. Fantasy adventure, with Steven Strait, Camilla Belle and Cliff Curtis. 10.55 Rambo. Action sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz and Graham McTavish. 6.50 Mrs Soffel. Fact-based drama about a prison warders wife who falls in love with a convicted murderer. Starring Mel Gibson, Diane Keaton, Matthew Modine and Edward Herrmann. Boogie Nights. A high-school dropout in the 1970s lands a job with a leading hardcore porn director, and is thrown into a strange world inhabited by bizarre characters -- only to find fame and fortune come at a price. Drama, with Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds Julianne Moore and William H Macy. 5.05 Project X 7.10 Crocodile Dundee. A reporter searches the Australian Outback for a hunter with a larger-than-life reputation. Comedy, starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski. Little Miss Sunshine. A family makes a disastrous trip across America so their daughter can compete in a beauty pageant. Comedy drama, starring Toni Collette and Greg Kinnear. Donkey Punch. Thriller, starring Jaime Winstone, Nichola Burley and Sian Breckin. 6.10 Days Of Glory. Second World War drama, starring Jamel Debbouze, Samy Naceri, Roschdy Zem and Sami Bouajila. 8.20 Margot At The Wedding. A writer attends her sisters wedding, and stirs up conflict within the family. Drama, with Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. A sports writer and his lawyer head for the gambling capital in a convertible stocked with hallucinogenic drugs. Drama, starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm cheryl cole, 7pm, itV2 adrian simpson, 7pm, itV4 patricia arquette, 9pm, Living anna paquin, 10pm, FX ross kemp, 10.45pm, sky1 William petersen, 11pm, Living skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn 5.00 Live US Open Tennis. Coverage of day 12 at Flushing Meadows in New York, featuring the womens singles semi-finals. Jelena Jankovic progressed to the showpiece match at this stage last year, beating Elena Dementieva in straight sets. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Premier League Preview World Sport. Events from across the globe. Premier League Preview Live Super League. Hull FC v Bradford Bulls (kick-off 8pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson introduces tonights match at the Kingston Communications Stadium, as the teams contest their final game of the regular season. Live Friday Fight Night. John McDermott v Tyson Fury. Tonights bout for the English Heavyweight title at Brentwood Centre in Essex, where McDermott is making the first defence of his belt. 4.30 Live Pro40 Cricket. Derbyshire Phantoms v Leicestershire Foxes. All the action from the Division Two day/night encounter at the County Ground. The Foxes recorded a victory when the sides met at Grace Road last season, as Sam Cliff showed his potential by taking four wickets. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as The Undertaker and Chris Jericho. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. NFL. Pittsburgh Steelers v Tennessee Titans. All the action from Heinz Field. Transworld Sport. Focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events. 6.55 Inside WTCC. The latest news. 7.25 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa. Stage 12. Live US Tour Golf. The BMW Championship. The second days play at the Cog Hill Golf and Country Club in Lemont, Illinois, where Camilo Villegas is in attendance to defend the title he won last year. The Colombian followed up his opening-round 65 with a score of 66 on day two last year. Live Rallying. The ninth round. Rallying. Highlights. 11.45 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa 5.15 Barca TV 7.15 ESPN Boxing: Short Stories 7.30 Live French Top 14 Rugby Union. A match from Frances top-flight division, in which Jonny Wilkinson is now plying his trade. 9.15 ESPN Boxing: Short Stories Total Italian Football. Serie A preview. The Ultimate Fighter. Fly-on-the-wall series following amateur martial arts experts. DTM Review Show. A look at the latest events in the German touring-car series. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Barney gives up alcohol. The Simpsons. Bart and Lisa go to a rock festival. Grease: The School Musical. The three shortlisted schools compete in a sing-off. Fierce Creatures. A media tycoon acquires a failing zoo, and plans to do away with cute animals in favour of predators. Comedy, starring John Cleese and Kevin Kline. 10.45 Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates. The actor investigates piracy on the worlds oceans. 11.45 Bones Star Trek: Voyager. Part one of two. The Hirogens cause concern. Kate Mulgrew stars. Chuck. The spy befriends Annas new boyfriend hoping to infiltrate a group of Triad gangsters. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Double bill. Picard leaves the Enterprise to lead Worf and Dr Crusher on an espionage mission to Cardassia. Ronny Cox and David Warner guest star. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright strange. Top Gear. The trio are challenged to find classic cars at auction for 3,000 each. Muse: A Seaside Rendezvous EastEnders: The Return Of Sam Mitchell. Danniella Westbrooks return to the soap. Lunch Monkeys. A new girl joins the team. EastEnders. The police interrupt Sams party. Harpers Island. Friends and family fall victim to a murderer. 11.10 Harpers Island. A deer carcass is found. 11.50 Family Guy World News Today Proms on Four 2009. Charles Hazlewood introduces the annual performance of Beethovens 9th. Featuring soloists Rebecca Evans, Caitlin Hulcup, Anthony Dean Griffey and James Rutherford. Sings The Beatles. A look through the BBCs archives at memorable covers of Beatles songs. The Beatles: On Record. How the band developed their music over the years. Electric Proms 2007: Paul McCartney The X Factor. Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Dannii Minogue head to Cardiff. The Xtra Factor. Holly Willoughby presents more unseen auditions and backstage news. Catwoman. A designer is murdered but returns to life as an avenger with the abilities of a cat. Superhero adventure, starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt and Lambert Wilson. 11.05 What Katie Did Next. Katie Price shows off her cooking skills. 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe guards a sausage factory. Richard Griffiths stars. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. The prime minister is kidnapped. Drama, starring David Suchet. Life. Crews confronts Rayborn and learns more about the conspiracy against him. Man Trouble. An opera singer enlists the help of a security expert while searching for a canine companion. Comedy, starring Jack Nicholson, Ellen Barkin and Harry Dean Stanton. Police, Camera, Action! With Adrian Simpson. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Send In The Dogs. Series following the work of Britains police dogs in real operations. Chasing Planes: Witnesses To 9/11. The experiences of ground control personnel. United 93. Fact-based drama, recreating events on the fourth plane hijacked in 2001s September 11 attacks. Starring Christian Clemenson, Trish Gates and Cheyenne Jackson. Hollyoaks. Mercedes makes a decision. How I Met Your Mother. Comedy. 7.55 Friends. Ross amuses Emma by singing. Friends. Monica worries about her best china. Supernanny. A mother bemoans her husbands lack of support as she disciplines her children. Wife Swap USA. A Tennessee mother trades places with a Pennsylvania mum. Big Brothers Big Mouth: The Reunion. This years housemates are reunited. Grand Designs. An update on a couple who transformed a cottage into a modern home. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. How To Snare A Millionaire 9/11: Phone Calls From The Towers. Exploring the telephone calls made by people trapped in the World Trade Centre during the terrorist attacks. 10.40 The 9/11 Faker. Documentary examining the story of Tania Head. 11.45 9/11: Phone Calls From The Towers Ghost Whisperer. Melinda fears she is losing her gift. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Army Wives. Denise makes a new friend and Roland begins life as a stay-at-home dad. Medium. Allison works on a case from 17 years previously. Patricia Arquette stars. CSI: Miami. Alexxs son is suspected of murder. Crime drama, starring Khandi Alexander. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Catherine seeks a killer caught on film. William Petersen stars. Last Of The Summer Wine. Seymour makes a kite. 7.40 Seven of One. Open All Hours, starring Ronnie Barker. 8.20 The Green Green Grass. Llewellyn challenges Boycie. Ruddy Hell! Its Harry And Paul. Comedy sketch show. 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy sketches. 10.20 Jonathan Creek. The disappearance of a priceless figurine from a museum triggers a series of tragic events. 11.40 Harry Enfield And Chums Dalziel & Pascoe. The detectives investigate a series of apparently accidental deaths, and their inquiries soon lead them to a mild-mannered rose-grower who might be a serial killer. Taggart. Ross discovers a dead body and foolishly fails to report it officially, but his actions come back to haunt him when a link emerges with a case from the past. John Michie stars. 10.55 New Tricks. An old investigation is reopened following the discovery of bloodstained clothing. The King Of Queens. Carrie cheats at games. The King Of Queens. Donny Osmond guests. Scrubs. Elliot and Turk feel unhappy. Scrubs. Elliot is attracted to a patient. South Park. Cartman becomes a teacher. South Park. The internet disappears. South Park. The class go on a field trip. South Park. Cartman confronts the Chinese. South Park. Cartman invents a joke. The Sarah Silverman Program Burn Notice. Fiona helps a man who has been framed for theft. Jeffrey Donovan stars. NCIS. A death occurs on a secret research vessel. Drama, starring David McCallum. NCIS. The team travels to LA to work with another NCIS team on a murder investigation. True Blood. Sookie identifies the man responsible for stealing from Fangtasia. Anna Paquin stars. 11.10 Burn Notice. Fiona helps a man who has been framed for theft. Warehouse 13. Part one of two. Sci-fi drama, starring Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly. Warehouse 13. Part two of two. Sci-fi drama, starring Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly. Knight Rider. Michael is dispatched to hunt for a serum that gives its drinker super-strength. Medium. Allison tries to decipher her visions to discover the identity of the serial killer. Heroes. Angela reveals the dark secrets that have haunted her for years. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman explore a selection of myths. How Do They Do It? TV screens. How Its Made. Tinned sardines. World War Two In HD Colour. Examining how close the Nazis came to defeating Britian. Home Front Britain With Jim Carter. New series. Films used to lift the publics spirits. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Bear demonstrates how to survive in the Sierra Nevada. Inside 9/11. How 19 al-Qaeda militants hijacked four American planes on September 11, 2001. Inside 9/11. An account of the third terrorist attack, which caused damage to the Pentagon. Air Crash Special Report. Aviation disasters and near-misses during storms. Air Crash Special Report. Aviation disasters caused by communication failures. Monster Fish Of The Congo. A team of adventurers search for the giant predator. Top Trumps. The worlds most technologically advanced helicopters and earthmovers. Hotel Ground Zero. The effect of the 9/11 attacks on the Marriott WTC Hotel. 102 Minutes That Changed America. Documentary taking a look at the sights and sounds of the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre, featuring emergency radio recordings, videos and voicemails. 11.15 9/11: In Memoriam New York City. Recalling September 11, 2001. Antiques Roadshow. The team values decorative objects and rarities in Toronto. 9/11. Documentary drawing on 180 hours of exclusive footage from September 11. 9/11. Concluded. Churchills Bodyguard. The prime ministers trip to France to obtain an aerial view of Dunkirk. Antiques Roadshow. The team values decorative objects and rarities in Toronto. Tori And Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. The couple move back to Los Angeles. Ingrid Bergman. The Oscar-winning actor who starred opposite Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. Ava Gardner. Profile of the screen beauty, star of Showboat and Mogambo. Sophia Loren. Profile of the glamorous Italian star, looking back over her career highlights. Brigitte Bardot. Profile of the Fifties movie star and animal rights activist. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian David Baddiel researches his ancestry. Trawlermen. A voyage has teething trouble. Johnnys New Kingdom. Autumn arrives. Coast. Nicholas Crane finds out about tidal patterns along the south coast of Wales. Who Do You Think You Are? Lesley Garrett finds a musical heritage in her mothers family. Traffic Cops. South Yorkshires traffic police. Traffic Cops. The night shift in South Yorkshire. Andes To Amazon. Wildlife inhabiting the vast grasslands of South America. Earth: The Power Of The Planet. Dr Iain Stewart looks at Earths place in time and space. North To South: The Ultimate Flight. Steve Brooks flight from the North Pole to the South Pole. Tribe. Bruce Parry encounters the Dassanech people on the shores of Lake Turkana. 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