IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV 32 Friday, 11 September 2009 London Lite DapperDerrens gotournumber Derren Brown: How To Win The Lottery/ David Blaine: What Is Magic? Channel 4, 9pm/10pm We Know Whats In Your Bin: Tonight ITV1, 8pm What a load of rubbish: thats the subject for reporter Jonathan Maitland, right, as he investigates the clamour of complaints across the nation arising from recycling and waste collection. For some the problem is a system seemingly designed more for a councils convenience than residents. Elsewhere locals lament how large plastic bins spoil scenic street views. and from Europe comes the startling suggestion to charge folk for what they throw away. Sounds alarming but apparently it works at cutting waste. The Tudors BBC2, 9pm thE mockers mock, but theres more to the tudors than the guilty pleasure of bedchamber action. the terror of a realm in which one mans word is life and death for all evokes a monarchical totalitarian society. though it has to be said bodices are still ripped at regular intervals. tonight its time for henry to get hitched again. Understandably, eligible European royal females are reluctant to be wife number four considering the variable fate of numbers one, two and three. the darker strand is that of the Pole family, dealt with in ruthless fashion after the treachery of their Catholic son abroad. T HAT loud clunk heard up and down the nation late on Wednesday night? It was a million jaws hitting the floor as we saw Derren Brown appear to predict the National Lottery numbers. Wed hardly have been more stunned if the great illusionist had reached out through the screen with a feather duster to tickle us all on the chin. There have been many theories since (my favourite being hed hypnotised us to see the numbers, but the image to the left proves thats not true). Tonight, after much speculation in the press and on the inter- net, hell reveal how he did it. Brown lays on the showman- ship with a trowel, which is how it should be. Hes dapper, hisMystery: Derren Brown predicted the lottery on Wednesday Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm/8.30pm SiMonS upset about the death of his rabbit, and Peter (Chris Gascoyne, pictured) takes him to a restaurant in Leeds for a treat to cheer him up. But the mood changes when their waitress turns up -- its Leanne. What will she make of seeing Peter? fast in a glass box over the Thames?) make him a modern Houdini. The problem is his insufferable pretence at cred- ibility. Overmuscled and mum- bling, hes a lumbering Brando of illusionists. In What Is Magic? he brings his act to the streets of Harlem and backwoods of Kentucky. The coin and card tricks may be great for connoisseurs (though they leave me cold), and members of the public do pop out their eyes in amazement, though note he doesnt choose the brightest marks. At the end he attempts to catch a .22 bullet with his teeth: an incredible feat but done in such a po-faced style its almost rendered dull. Magic. 11.00 Cowboy trap (S). 11.45 Cash in the attic (S); BBC news; Weather. 12.15 Bargain hunt (S). 1.00 BBC news; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional news and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). Zara provides Simons mother with advice. 2.15 Weakest Link (R,S). 3.00 BBC news; Weather; Regional news (S). 3.05 Kerwhizz (R,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (S). 3.50 ooglies (R,S). 4.05 Wait For it! (S). 4.35 hotel trubble (R,S). 5.00 newsround (S). 5.15 Land Girls (S). nancy is shocked to learn Lawrences secret. Last in the series. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Live topical show in which correspondents uncover the UKs most fascinating stories. Presented by adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders (S). the police interrupt Sams farewell party, sending her and fianc Ricky into a panic. Meanwhile, Lucas goes to the allotments in a desperate attempt to get rid of the bracelet. 8.30 Traffic Cops (R,S). insight into the traffic police as they patrol the nations roads bringing car criminals to justice, and sorting out the consequences of drink-driving. 9.00 Best Of Live At The Apollo (S). highlights from series four of the stand-up comedy show, featuring performances by headliners Michael Mcintyre, al Murray, Dara oBriain, Lenny henry, Sean Lock and Russell howard, plus their guests, recorded at the hammersmith apollo in London. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross (S,hD). 2/15. the host is joined by american singer-songwriter Barry Manilow, who continues to tour at the age of 66, and Qi panellist and Jonathan Creek star alan Davies. actor Eva Mendes also joins Jonathan in the studio. 11.35 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw (S). Coverage of the weekly draw. 11.40 The Best Man (S) (2005). Premiere. a man falls for his friends fiance after agreeing to be best man at their wedding. Comedy, starring Stuart townsend, amy Smart and Seth Green. 1.15 Sign Zone: Silverville (R,S). 1.45 Sign Zone: Economy Gastronomy (R,S). 2.45 Sign Zone: the hairy Bikers Food tour of Britain (R,S). 3.30 BBC news (S). Dara OBriain 9pm, Best Of Live At The Apollo PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG every word well-enunci- ated, and the whole package would please a Victorian musical hall. Best of all, theres no pretence at mystery: hes a fiendishly clever rogue with secrets, a very dif- ferent thing. David Blaine is an ocean away in all senses. 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