SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 9 September 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.25 Dr Dolittle 4: Tail To The Chief. Comedy, starring Kyla Pratt and Peter Coyote. Adulthood. Former convict Sam returns to his old neighbourhood to face the consequences of his actions. Drama sequel, with Noel Clarke and Adam Deacon. 9.45 The Dark Knight. In the sequel to Batman Begins, the masked hero finds a new ally in his war on organised crime in Gotham Citys crusading new district attorney, Harvey Dent. Thriller, with Christian Bale. 6.10 Housesitter. An architect has a fling with a waitress. With Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls hatch a daring plan to save their boarding school from closure. With Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Gemma Arterton. 9.45 Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break-up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. With Jason Segel, Kristen Bell and Russell Brand. 11.45 The Hottie And The Nottie 6.20 Rush Hour 3. Starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Max Von Sydow and Roman Polanski. In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. A man battles a horde of bestial warriors who plan to overthrow his countrys king. With Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Leelee Sobieski and Burt Reynolds. 10.10 Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced to pull off an unprecedented heist to save his brothers life. With Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie and Giovanni Ribisi. 5.50 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage. Son Of Rambow. A boy from a strict home and an unruly classmate become friends and decide to make their own action movie. Comedy, with Bill Milner, Will Poulter and Jessica Hynes. The Librarian: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice. An archaeologist uncovers a conspiracy involving a vampire. Action adventure sequel, starring Noah Wyle. 11.40 All Roads Lead Home 5.30 The Great Gatsby. With Robert Redford, Mia Farrow and Sam Waterston. The Last Of The Mohicans. A frontiersman falls for a British officers daughter during the Anglo-French War. With Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Wes Studi and Russell Means. Eyes Wide Shut. A doctor resolves to have an affair to spite his wife, only to end up involved in a dangerous cult. Erotic drama, with Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and Marie Richardson. 5.25 Lake Placid 2 7.05 Deep Blue Sea. A scientist develops super-intelligent sharks -- but her creations escape and go on the rampage. With Saffron Burrows and Samuel L Jackson. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker embarks on a rescue mission. With the voices of Matt Lanter, Christopher Lee and Samuel L Jackson. 10.45 Soldier. A genetically engineered soldier defends the inhabitants of a planet. Sci-fi thriller, starring Kurt Russell. 6.00 Leatherheads. Comedy, starring George Clooney and Rene Zellweger. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Chris Noth. Pretty Woman. A millionaire hires a prostitute as an escort for a week, but ends up falling in love with her. Comedy, with Julia Roberts. 6.05 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling heroes must rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the land of the dead. Adventure, starring Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. Die Hard. A New York cop battles criminals who have hijacked a Japanese-owned skyscraper on Christmas Eve. Action thriller, with Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Hart Bochner and Alexander Godunov. 11.15 In Bruges. Comedy, starring Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson. 4.50 The Asphalt Jungle 7.05 Swing Shift. A factory worker embarks on an affair while her husband is away fighting in the Second World War. Drama, starring Goldie Hawn. Gods And Generals. Account of the fortunes of the Confederate army led by Lt General Thomas Stonewall Jackson in the early years of the conflict against Union forces. Drama prequel, starring Stephen Lang, Jeff Daniels, Robert Duvall, Mira Sorvino and Royce D Applegate. 6.55 Titanic. A party of explorers studying the sunken ruins of the famous liner meet an elderly woman who was a passenger on the ill-fated voyage. She recounts how, while on the brink of being forced into marriage by her family, she met and fell in love with a penniless gambler. Romantic drama, with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. 10.45 The Business. A jailbird is drawn into the world of a gangster living in Spain. Comedy drama, with Danny Dyer. 6.05 Cradle Will Rock. Drama about how fear of communism threatened Orson Welles pro-union play. Starring Hank Azaria. 8.20 The Fox And The Child. A little girl living in the mountains becomes fascinated by a wild fox living in the woods. Drama, with Bertille Noel-Bruneau. Magnolia. The lives of nine LA residents begin to intersect over the course of a day. Paul Thomas Andersons ensemble drama, with Tom Cruise, Jason Robards and Julianne Moore. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Usain Bolt, 7pm, BBc3 kate Walsh, 8pm, Living Jon Bon Jovi, 8pm, Bio amanda Burton, 9pm, alibi alan carr, 10.45pm, e4 marg helgenberger, 11pm, Living skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eUrosport espn 2.00 Live International Cricket. England v Australia. All the action from the third one-dayer of the seven-game series, held at the Rose Bowl in Southampton, as England look to recover from losing the opening two matches. The hosts have won all three of their 50-over matches on this ground, the most recent of which was a win against India in 2007. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Live International Football. Scotland v Holland (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of both sides final World Cup Group Nine qualifying match, held at Hampden Park. The Dutch were the first European side to qualify for the finals in South Africa and have won all seven of their games in the campaign. International Football. Scotland v Holland, Wales v Russia and Northern Ireland v Slovakia. Action from the World Cup qualifiers. European Tour Weekly. The latest golf news. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Live International Football. Northern Ireland v Slovakia (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the World Cup Group Three qualifier at Windsor Park, where a win would help keep Nigel Worthingtons men in the hunt for a place in next years finals. 9.55 Live International Football. Uruguay v Colombia (kick-off 10pm). Tonights South American World Cup qualifier gets under way at the Estadio Centenario in Montevideo. European Tour Weekly. The latest golf news. Live International Football. Wales v Russia (kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the World Cup Group Four qualifier at the Millennium Stadium. Four defeats in their seven games have effectively ended the hosts chances of reaching the finals. DTM Motor Racing. Highlights from the seventh round from Brands Hatch. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. 6.55 Inside The PGA Tour 7.25 World Rally Championship 7.40 World Superbikes. Action from both races in round 11 at the Nurburgring in Germany. 9.10 MotoGP. The MotoGP San Marino Grand Prix. A chance to see the 13th race of the season, which came from the Misano World Circuit. Italian Valentino Rossi claimed victory here last year. 11.10 Cycling: Vuelta A Espaa. Highlights of stage 11. 6.05 Barca TV. Reports from the latest goings-on at one of the biggest clubs in world football, Barcelona. 8.05 Live Basketball. Great Britain v Serbia (tip-off 8.15pm). All the action from this evenings EuroBasket Group C encounter at Torwar Hall in Warsaw, Poland. 9.50 AFL Review Show. The latest round of fixtures in the Australian Football League. 10.50 UFC All Access. Behind the scenes of the UFC. 11.45 ESPN Boxing: Short Stories entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. A trilogy of classic tales. The Simpsons. Nautical- themed episode. Fierce Creatures. A media tycoon acquires a failing zoo, and plans to do away with cute animals in favour of predators. Comedy, starring John Cleese and Kevin Kline. 9.45 UK Border Force. Documentary taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency. 10.45 Vic Reeves Investigates Jack The Ripper. The mystery behind the killer. 11.45 Footballs A Funny Old Game Star Trek: Voyager. The crew is held captive. Megan Gallagher and Jeri Ryan star. Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK. Mets drugs squad in London raids a house next to a school. Criminal Minds. A veteran expert comes out of retirement to help solve the case. Criminal Minds. The team investigates the murder of several children in a small Texan town. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Top Gear. Olympic gold medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Dont Tell The Bride. A would-be groom plans the perfect wedding with the help of his best man. Jump In! A teenager is pressured to become a boxer -- but a girl introduces him to an alternative pursuit. Drama, with Corbin Bleu. 10.25 Family Guy. Stewie is sucked into the TV 10.50 Family Guy. Animation. 11.10 Little Britain. Dudley is shocked. 11.40 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Talking Landscapes. The Cairngorms. Casualty 1909. Ethel Bennett visits her brother in a naval hospital. Charity Wakefield stars. Jonathan Meades Off Kilter. New series. The writer embarks on a tour of Scotland. The Crow Road. The struggle of a man trying to find the answers to lifes great mysteries. Ratcatcher. A 12-year-old boy struggles with adolescence. Drama, starring William Eadie. Vanity Fair. An orphaned woman leaves behind her humble beginnings and, using her wit, cunning and sexuality, claws her way up Regency Londons social ladder. Comedy drama, starring Reese Witherspoon, Romola Garai, James Purefoy and Rhys Ifans. 9.50 Oceans Eleven. An ex-convict assembles a gang to help him pull off a daring casino robbery. Crime comedy, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and Matt Damon. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe takes on new responsibilities. Richard Griffiths stars. Monarch Of The Glen. A mysterious traveller comes to Glenbogle in search of his roots. Numb3rs. The agents track a gang of career kidnappers. Drama, starring Rob Morrow. Life. A man who ran a construction scam is found dead in a roofless house. The Mission. Drama, starring Robert De Niro, Jeremy Irons and Cherie Lunghi. Minder. Arthurs car lot is threatened with closure. Dennis Waterman stars. The Sweeney. Regan finds himself in trouble when an old allegation of corruption is raised again. 9.05 Real Crime: I Was A Great Train Robber. The story behind one of Britains most infamous crimes. 10.10 Unforgiven. A former gunslinger helps an assassin kill two cowboys who attacked a prostitute. Western, starring Clint Eastwood and Gene Hackman. Hollyoaks. Cheryl sees Josh and Hayley kissing. How I Met Your Mother. Ted finds a shirt. Friends. Monica goes to work at a restaurant. Friends. Monica makes a startling discovery. Derren Brown: Evening Of Wonders. Televised version of the illusionists stage show, recorded at the Garrick Theatre in London during his nationwide tour. 10.45 Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live. The comedians May 2007 show at Londons Hammersmith Apollo. 11.50 Scrubs Grand Designs. A four-storey mansion, complete with pool, gym, artists studio and roof garden. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Britains Whitest Family. Documentary. The Lost World War One Bunker: A Time Team Special. Tony Robinson joins an archaeological expedition to Belgium to find a First World War bunker. 10.50 Dispatches: Battle Scarred 11.50 The Lost World War One Bunker: A Time Team Special Ghost Whisperer. Melinda comes into contact with the ghost of a bitter magician. Private Practice. An outbreak of measles forces the practice into quarantine. Kate Walsh stars. Dating In The Dark. New series. Trying to find love in a pitch black dating room. CSI: Miami. A Marine recruiter is found dead on a civilian shooting range. David Caruso stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A triple murder case haunts Catherine. Marg Helgenberger stars. Last Of The Summer Wine. Nora and Edie take a fancy to Clegg. 7.40 Open All Hours. Granville needs toughening up. 8.20 The Green Green Grass. Tyler becomes vegetarian. Only Fools And Horses. Del buys a new manual to show him how to make positive decisions. David Jason stars. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. Edina and Patsy fall out. Only Fools And Horses. Raquels father finds an old watch among the Trotters junk. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Reinstated to the rank of DS, Havers goes undercover to solve a murder at an exclusive club. The case makes Lynley realise the importance of his family. Silent Witness. Ross suggests a possible link between a strangled woman and an unsolved murder, while a sceptical Sam is deeply disturbed by a previous case. Amanda Burton stars. 10.55 Waking The Dead. Feature-length episode. Boyd reinvestigates a girls murder. The King Of Queens. Doug becomes jittery. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. Carla and Dr Cox reminisce. Scrubs. JD has a strange meeting. Two And A Half Men. Charlie helps Alan. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. The Office: An American Workplace. Steve Carell stars. 10.35 Sex And The City. Charlotte gets engaged. 11.10 Sex And The City. Carrie feels guilty. 11.45 Two And A Half Men Burn Notice. Michael discovers a surprise on board a boat he retrieves from gangsters. NCIS. A cadaver being used for medical research sparks a manhunt. David McCallum stars. Family Guy. Peter befriends Bill Clinton. American Dad! Stan turns traffic warden. ReGenesis. NorBAC investigates the outbreak of a mysterious virus that is hospitalising cyclists. John From Cincinnati. A surfing familys lives are transformed by the arrival of two strangers. 6.10 Warehouse 13. Sci-fi drama, starring Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly. Tornado Valley. Premiere. Two sisters are haunted by a tornado that changed their lives 25 years earlier. Thriller, starring Meredith Monroe and Pascale Hutton. 9.50 Post Impact. A new ice age engulfs the world, leaving a group of survivors to battle for survival. Sci-fi adventure, starring Dean Cain and Joanna Taylor. 11.40 Bubba Ho-tep Mythbusters. Whether an action hero can protect his cast members from a grenade blast. How Do They Do It? Artificial diamonds. How Its Made. Decorative eggs. Raging Planet. The lethal potential of floods, looking the devastation caused by flash floods. Flu Pandemic. Documentary examining why deadly viruses pose such a threat to humanity. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Surviving in the swamps of the Florida Everglades. Seconds From Disaster. The crash-landing of United Flight 232 at Sioux City airport in 1989. Underworld. Investigating the notorious gangs that operated in London during the Sixties. Maximum Security: American Justice. Following staff who tackle riots and violent inmates. Border Security USA. How American border- protection agencies combat terrorism. Hooked: Monster Fishing. George Bush Sr takes on a trap-mouthed tarpon. Top Trumps. An exploration of the worlds most technologically advanced warships. Inside The Body Of Henry VIII. Documentary reconstructing an autopsy of the monarch. Egyptian Book Of The Dead. A version of the ancient text once buried with an Egyptian scribe, now preserved in the British Museum and thought to be the oldest surviving document in history. Top Trumps. The worlds most technologically advanced warships and all-terrain vehicles. Antiques Roadshow. The team values more rarities at Uppingham School in Rutland. Great British Journeys. The Great Journey of 17th-century traveller Celia Fiennes. Age Of Terror. Peter Taylor looks at the Islamist plot to fly a plane into a Paris landmark. Churchills Bodyguard. The FBI warn that Winston Churchill could be in grave danger. Antiques Roadshow. The team values more rarities at Uppingham School in Rutland. Tori And Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. The couple move back to Los Angeles. Jon Bon Jovi. How John Francis Bongiovi fulfilled his childhood ambitions to become a rock star. Motley Crue. The American band members discuss their careers. Guns N Roses. Profile of the band, responsible for hits such as Paradise City and You Could Be Mine. Nickelback. The rise to fame of the rock band. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Profile of the band. Who Do You Think You Are? Ian Hislop researches his family history. Johnnys New Kingdom. Johnny gets bad news. Wilderness Walks. With Cameron McNeish. Coast. The deserted island of Mingulay. Johnnys New Kingdom. Johnny gets bad news. Who Do You Think You Are? Moira Stuart looks into the slave trade as she traces her ancestry. Traffic Cops. A woman whose car was rammed. Traffic Cops. Dealing with drunks. Andes To Amazon. The wildlife of South America, profiling species rarely caught on film. Earth: The Power Of The Planet. How ice changed the course of human evolution. 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