email your views to or log on to MESSAGEBOARD 10 Wednesday, 9 September 2009 London Lite The merger between T-Mobile and Orange: will the new company be called T-Ango?! Peter, SM5 New fashion trend? Man on train opposite has shaved top of head with short back and sides haircut! Not a look most men chose. But he did! Bemus, London BeercANNeggs (Txts, Tues): so beer can sounds like Jamaican for bacon? Try saying kipper tie without sounding like a Brummie asking for a cup of tea! Ian, E16 BeercANNeggs: halal meat sounds exactly like a geordie greeting a friend. John, Leigh-on-Sea I DO... want my boyfriend of nine months to propose. Defo madly in love with each other. Any suggestions or suitable hints, please? Wedding Belle, EN2 DeNIse (Txts, Mon): I had a dog that opened girlfriends Ferrero rocher box, removed wrappers and ate them. she wasnt happy but I was very impressed. Aiden, BN3 hvAe you ntoidiecd, that, atlohtugh, I hvae splet msot of tehse wrods worngly, you hvae stlli raed tihs text! Ken, Benfleet ThANks to guard on 18.22 from richmond for letting me in hIs door when I was about to miss train! Legend! Trystan, Amersham why are supermarket cashiers the only ones in the universe able to open those plastic shopping bags on their first go? Perplexed, E5 OverheArD yank asking pasty shop worker if everything was made from corn! worker replied, No, its where they originate. yank replies: really?? And wheres cornish? Ryan, N1 reveLs (Txts, Mon): on his stag night I had best mate wrestling girls in mud pit while wearing a mankini, hilarious! Mine in two months, think I should be worried... WWE, HA5 whO else saw older lady in royal blue suit juggling three balls by Parliament square Tuesday evening, going for it big time?! Corrie, London gIBBO (Txts, Tues): London men definitely getting shorter. Bloke cut my hair other day and when I got up he came up to my breasts...! H, AL2 gIBBO: what a relief, thought id been taken to Middle earth and was surrounded by hobbits! Jo, BR7 TrAuMATIseD (Txts, Tues): dont worry about cellulite. us guys dont really know what it is, couldnt care less if you have it. Matthew, SW4 ex whO dumped me coming back to town. suggestions on best way to make him squirm? Scorned, N19 FOOTey (Txts, Tues): new ad with richard hammond, yes, he does have scary eyes, and also what happened to his hair?! SA, Kent chrIsTeNINg the brand new dining table with best mates tonight. cant wait! AnyExcuse, London Doyoufearmore fanaticattacks? MICKEY ROURKE, pictured, picks up a 24- year-old blonde and the world is up in arms at a 55-year-old fellow living the life in a whirl of clubs and nightlife. Methinks that I smell the slightest whiff of jealousy. Besides, Jack Nicholson shows no signs of slowing down and hes 72. Graham, Islington MICKEY really needs to give this club-hopping lifestyle a rest. He is a lost soul trying to regain his youth and it looks pathetic. Please, why dont you at least try growing old gracefully, Mickey? Rachel, Richmond ITS one rule for the rich and another for the rest. If I was to behave like Mickey Rourke does now when I reach my fifties Id be called a dirty old man -- and rightly so! R Gabriel, London PLeAse help me find six years worth of research I lost at the weekend. I left a grey bag with a Made in Brunel logo in a cab as I got out at 4.15pm in shepherds Bush green on saturday. we were taken from kings cross by a west ham-supporting driver in a dark blue-grey mini van- type cab. Im desperate for the papers in the bag but fear it will be dismissed as not of great value! Andrew Ward, Brunel University If you find the bag email Another thing ShouldTubefaresfollowhighstreetprices?WillSpeechbearaplegend? IsMickeyRourketoooldforclubs? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See W E HAVE to face facts, that terror is now a feature of our society and will be for years to come. Well done to the police and security services for the successful case against Tanvir Hussain and his two co-conspira- tors, found guilty on Monday of plotting to blow planes flying from London to America out of the sky. Yet I fear this success is only a measure of greater challenges to come. Larry, Stanmore fAnATIcs are making the UK a more scary place. One never knows when one of these psychos will get through and manage to murder innocent civilians for their cause. We cant afford a soft approach to terrorism. Rupert, London frIgHTEnIng how unintelligent the plotters seemed: even more frightening that there may be more idiots around. Mandy, London UnLEss we take the threat seri- ously there will be further atroci- ties. On a show yesterday the interviewer asked if it was worth spending 30m to stop the bomb plot. I shouted at the radio, Its worth two of Jonathan ross to stop mass murder. Wake up, guys. Bryan, Tower Bridge THIs trial is the final confirma- tion that we should give all powers possible to the security services. It only takes one plan to escape the net and we will be left with another atrocity and many innocents dead. Cally, Walthamstow IM nOT scared because they all seem to be utterly inept terrorists. This plot, like the glasgow airport attackers and richard reid, who failed in his attempt to bring down an airplane with a bomb in his shoe in 2001, demonstrated truly staggering ineptitude. Barton W, London HOW can we not be scared when we hear of the links between Al Qaeda fanatics in Pakistan and Afghanistan and extremists based here. To my mind it shows that we must keep our troops there, no matter how unpopular it gets. Andy, Islington Textpoll Q: Should the Beeb stay in London? OurlastresultShould MPs cheap food be scrapped? YES 87% NO 13%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at Face the facts of terrorism Fanatic: bomb plotter Tanvir Hussains martyr video your Lite ? Dont miss a single edition! Log on to: index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html