SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 8 September 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Dr Dolittle 4: Tail To The Chief. Comedy, starring Kyla Pratt and Peter Coyote. Adulthood. Former convict Sam returns to his old neighbourhood to face the consequences of his actions. Drama sequel, with Noel Clarke and Danny Dyer. 9.45 The Dark Knight. In the sequel to Batman Begins, the masked hero finds a new ally in his war on organised crime in Gotham Citys crusading new district attorney, Harvey Dent. Thriller, with Christian Bale. 6.20 Evan Almighty. With Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham and John Goodman. American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high- school prom. With Jason Biggs, Eugene Levy, Shannon Elizabeth and Alyson Hannigan. 9.45 American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. With Jason Biggs, Chris Klein and Seann William Scott. 11.35 Dan In Real Life The Terminator. A cyborg assassin is sent back in time to the 20th century on a murderous mission. With Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn and Lance Henriksen. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. The globe-trotting archaeologist races against the Soviets to find a powerful artefact. With Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett. 11.05 Two Days In The Valley. With Danny Aiello, Jeff Daniels and James Spader. 6.30 Horton Hears A Who! Animated comedy, with the voices of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 9.40 The Sound Of Music. A novice nun brings joy and laughter into the lives of a strict widowers children. Oscar-winning musical, starring Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Eleanor Parker and Richard Haydn. 6.00 Jack. With Robin Williams, Diane Lane, Jennifer Lopez and Bill Cosby. Indecent Proposal. A billionaire offers a penniless architects wife $1million to spend a night with her. With Demi Moore, Robert Redford, Woody Harrelson and Oliver Platt. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. With Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor. 11.50 Get Real 6.45 Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and Doug Jones. I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. With Will Smith, Alice Braga and Charlie Tahan. 10.45 Death Proof. A psychopath uses his specially modified car to hunt down and kill women. With Kurt Russell. 6.15 Baby Mama. Comedy, starring Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Sigourney Weaver. Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. Romantic comedy, starring Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan. 9.45 Semi-Pro. An incompetent basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to turn his teams fortunes around. Comedy, starring Will Ferrell. 11.20 The Comebacks. Comedy, starring David Koechner. High Fidelity. A record shop owner tracks down his old flames to work out why his relationships always fail. Romantic comedy, starring John Cusack, Iben Hjejle and Jack Black. The Bank Job. A bank robber ends up stealing top secret files the government wants buried. Fact-based crime thriller, starring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows and Stephen Campbell Moore. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. Musical horror, with Johnny Depp. 6.55 Five Days One Summer. Passions are aroused by a doctors affair with his niece during a climbing holiday. Drama, starring Sean Connery, Betsy Brantley and Lambert Wilson. Possession. Rival academics become closer while investigating two Victorian poets who were having an affair. Drama, starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Aaron Eckhart and Jeremy Northam. Alice Doesnt Live Here Anymore. Drama, starring Ellen Burstyn and Kris Kristofferson. 6.40 Elizabethtown. A depressed man visits his home town, where a free-spirited woman turns his life around. Romantic comedy drama, starring Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst. AVP: Alien Vs Predator. A team of explorers is caught up in a battle between deadly creatures in the Antarctic. Sci-fi thriller, starring Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen. 10.45 City Of God. A Brazilian neighbourhood is plunged into violence. Crime drama, starring Alexandre Rodrigues. 5.10 Almost Famous. Seventies-set comedy drama, with Patrick Fugit and Billy Crudup. 7.55 Shine A Light. Martin Scorseses concert film capturing the Rolling Stones 2006 performances in New Yorks Beacon Theatre. Alongside footage of the concert, the film includes backstage interviews. Be Kind Rewind. Two friends try to remake a video stores entire stock when all the tapes are accidentally erased. Comedy, starring Jack Black and Mos Def. 11.45 Mulholland Drive. Drama. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jennifer Love hewitt, 7pm, Living hugh Laurie, 9pm, sky1 kirstie allsopp, 9pm, more4 sharon small, 9pm, alibi des Lynam, 10pm, Virgin 1 ian hislop, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 4.00 Live US Open Tennis. Coverage of the ninth days play at Flushing Meadows, featuring the opening womens singles quarter-finals and matches from the mens fourth-round singles draw. Novak Djokovic endured an encounter with Tommy Robredo on this day last year, prevailing in five sets. A-League. Australias football league. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. Live International Football. Republic of Ireland v South Africa (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of the friendly from Thomond Park, where the Republic entertain the hosts of the 2010 World Cup in preparation for next months important clash with Italy. Poker Million. The second heat from the big-money tournament in London, featuring celebrities, online qualifiers and professionals. 4.30 Live Pro40 Cricket. Somerset Sabres v Essex Eagles. Coverage of the Division One day/night encounter at the County Ground in Taunton. The Eagles won Division Two last season, while the Sabres finished sixth in the top flight and have made a strong start to the current campaign. Sports Unlimited. Offbeat activities, including mountain biking, snowboarding and skating. Modern Pentathlon. Highlights of the World Cup Series event from Mexico City. 6.30 Golf. Action from the British Par Three Championship at Nailcote Hall in Warwickshire. Modern Pentathlon. Highlights of the World Cup Series event from Mexico City. Motorcycling. The Southern 100 Road Races. Highlights from the Isle of Man. Pool. Highlights of the World Pool Masters at the Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. A-League. Australias football league. Golf. The British Par Three Championship. 4.45 Live US Open Tennis. The ninth day at Flushing Meadows in New York will feature the conclusion of the mens fourth-round singles draw and two of the womens singles quarter-finals. Federer, who was aiming for his fifth title in succession at this Grand Slam, almost met his match in Igor Andreev at this stage last year after being taken to a deciding set by the number 26 seed. Federer held his nerve in the fifth set to win it 6-3, however, and secure a quarter-final tie against Mardy Fish. Basketball. Great Britain v Slovenia. From Torwar Hall in Warsaw, Poland. Live Basketball. Great Britain v Spain (tip-off 8pm). All the action from this evenings EuroBasket Group C encounter at Torwar Hall in Warsaw, Poland. Ajax TV. The latest news surrounding the 29-time Dutch champions. 11.15 ICC Cricket World 11.45 ESPN Boxing: Short Stories entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart creates a comic strip. The Simpsons. A lemon tree is stolen. A Town Called Eureka. The townsfolk fall victim to a communal strain of Alzheimers disease. House. An environmental campaigner collapses during a protest. Hugh Laurie stars. Justin Lee Collins: Ballroom Dancer. The presenter tries his hand at ballroom dancing. Law And Order. An investigation pits McCoy against the US Attorneys office. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew is fooled by a devious Ferengi plan. Marina Sirtis guest stars. Moonlight. Beth investigates a story about a dead prostitute. Alex OLoughlin stars. Chuck. The spy befriends Annas new boyfriend hoping to infiltrate a group of Triad gangsters. Room 101. With former Grandstand host Des Lynam. 10.35 Room 101. Sanjeev Bhaskar guests. 11.10 Sexcetera. Kira attends the World Body Painting Festival in Austria. Top Gear. The presenters find three sensibly priced small cars that are fun to drive. Virgin Cooks. A business student hopes to become a great cook. Last in the series. Dont Tell The Bride. A would-be groom plans the perfect wedding with the help of his best man. EastEnders. Roxy is left out in the cold. Underage And Pregnant. Last in the series. Family Guy. Peter writes a novel. 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Tales From The Green Valley. Running a farm. A History Of Scotland. Archaeologist Neil Oliver explores 2,000 years of Scottish history. Tweed Yarns. New series. Documentary examining the rise in popularity of Harris tweed. No Holds Bard. Spoof documentary about a Burns poetry recital. Ashley Jensen stars. Rab C Nesbitt. Rab and the kids visit Blackpool. Early Doors. John Henshaw stars. Primeval. Prehistoric reptiles arrive in the 21st century and attack a golf club. What Katie Did Next. A look behind the scenes of Katie Prices interview with Piers Morgan. Waterworld. In the future, environmental disasters have left the planet flooded. A web-footed mutant mariner helps a woman and an orphan girl search for a mythical haven of dry land. Sci-fi adventure, starring Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper. 11.40 Troy. Adventure. 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Armed robbers target the restaurant. With Richard Griffiths. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. Plans for a new submarine are stolen. Drama, starring David Suchet. Super Sleuths. Documentary looking behind the scenes of detective drama series. Agatha Christies Poirot. A young woman asks Poirot to investigate her fathers murder -- a 14-year-old crime for which her mother was found guilty and executed. David Suchet stars. 6.00 Premiership Rugby Union 7.05 Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed Minder. Arthur gets political. Comedy drama, starring Dennis Waterman and George Cole. Ned Kelly. The tale of the Australian outlaw who turns to crime after his family is persecuted by the police. Adventure, starring Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Naomi Watts and Joel Edgerton. 11.15 Play Misty For Me. Thriller, starring Clint Eastwood. Hollyoaks. Darren is left out of pocket. How I Met Your Mother. With Neil Patrick Harris. Friends. Monica and Chandler try for a baby. Friends. Chandler falls asleep in a meeting. Ugly Betty. A family crisis results in Betty being torn between work and home. Running In Heels. New series. Docusoap about three interns at a fashion magazine. RuPauls Drag Race. New series. Searching for the hottest drag queen in America. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud follows a couple who have bought an 18th-century folly. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Jail Date. An online- dating phenomenon. Location, Location, Location. House-hunting in Windsor. With Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. True Stories: Nursery University. Documentary examining the fierce competition waged by parents to secure a place for their toddlers at some of New Yorks most prestigious pre-schools. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps a malevolent spirit. Drama, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. Four Weddings. Nicola McLean, Terry Coldwell, Sandra Dickinson and Phil Turner compete. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda discovers an intruder in the basement of her shop. Medium. Allison tries to help Devalos find out who murdered his friends sister. Medium. Allison comes into contact with a ghost who witnessed a series of murders. Last Of The Summer Wine. The trio recreate a battle. 7.40 Open All Hours. Arkwright invents a saints day. 8.20 The Green Green Grass. Boycie sacks Mrs Cakeworthy. Only Fools And Horses. Del feels down on his luck after the council reject his application for a home improvement grant. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. The jet-set duo head for Morocco. Only Fools And Horses. Del buys a new manual to show him how to make positive decisions. Murder, She Wrote. A florist delivers a bouquet to Jessica and is later found murdered. Murdoch Mysteries. Murdoch investigates the death of a wealthy philanthropist. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. When the body of a woman is found, all evidence points to suicide -- but Havers is adamant foul play has occurred. Sharon Small stars. 10.50 Silent Witness. Ross suggests a possible link between a strangled woman and an unsolved murder. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. The King Of Queens. Leah Remini stars. Scrubs. Turk and Carla have problems. Scrubs. JDs girlfriend causes friction. Two And A Half Men. Charlie nearly drowns. Two And A Half Men. Jon Cryer stars. South Park. Cartman invents a joke. Sex And The City. Charlotte meets an eligible doctor. 11.05 Sex And The City. Sarah Jessica Parker stars. 11.40 Two And A Half Men Burn Notice. Sam is pressurised by the FBI to gather more information on Michael. NCIS. Gibbs ex-wife is a witness in a murder case. American drama, starring Mark Harmon. Family Guy. Peter becomes a redneck. American Dad! Francine demands a real holiday. Dexter. The forensics experts relationship with Miguel grows, and Debra spends the night with her informant. 11.10 Nip/Tuck. Sean is inspired by a patient. Dylan Walsh stars. 5.30 Jurassic Park. Adventure, starring Sam Neill, Richard Attenborough and Laura Dern. Knight Rider. Michael is sent to hunt for a stolen serum that gives its drinker super-strength. Warehouse 13. New series. Two secret service agents are given responsibility for the collection of every supernatural item that the US Government has ever collected. 10.50 An American Werewolf In London. Horror comedy, with David Naughton and Jenny Agutter. Mythbusters. Experiments involving snow. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman present. How Do They Do It? Rubbish disposal. How Its Made. Microphones. Deadliest Catch. A rogue wave threatens to derail a fruitful crab season. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Surviving in some of the worlds most extreme environments. Destroyed In Seconds. Disasters and accidents. Destroyed In Seconds. Documentary series. Seconds From Disaster. The fate of the Boeing 747 TWA Flight 800, which exploded in 1996. Churchills Darkest Decision. Winston Churchills decision to sink the French fleet in 1940. World War II: The Apocalypse. New series. The story of the Second World War. Richard Hammonds Engineering Connections. The inspiration for Wembley Stadium. Hooked: Monster Fishing. A German angler tries to catch a wels catfish with his bare hands. Top Trumps. An exploration of the worlds most technologically advanced superships. Warriors. Drama-documentary re-creating the Battle of Isandlwana in 1879. Battles BC. How a small Greek army defeated the Persians at Marathon. The Universe. A look at whether mankind will venture deeper into space. Top Trumps. An exploration of the worlds most technologically advanced superships. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel visits Leeds Royal Armouries with arms expert Bill Harriman. Great British Journeys. The nature and landscapes of the Wye Valley. Age Of Terror. A look back at the 10 historic days in the violent history of Northern Ireland. Churchills Bodyguard. The politician visits the USA. Narrated by Robert Powell. Antiques Roadshow. From Leeds Royal Armouries. With Michael Aspel. Tori And Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. The couple move back to Los Angeles. Three Sisters Make One Baby. The documentary about a baby with three mothers. Little Miss Perfect Fat Beauty Contest. A size-18 model organises an event for larger women. Being The Biggest Women. The extreme problems facing obese women. Castle In The Country. A visit to York racecourse. Castle In The Country. A visit to Rievaulx Abbey. Trawlermen. Jimmy Buchan goes fishing. Johnnys New Kingdom. Johnny worries. Coast. The landscape of the coastline from the mouth of the Tyne to the Humber Bridge. Who Do You Think You Are? Ian Hislop researches his family history. Traffic Cops. Jamie Theakston narrates. Traffic Cops. A fatal accident. Wild China. Environmental concerns on the countrys eastern seaboard. Earth: The Power Of The Planet. Dr Iain Stewart explores Earths atmosphere. Dangerous Jobs For Girls. Three women join logging operations in British Columbia. Tribe. Bruce Parry travels up the Amazon to meet the Sanema people of Venezuela. Deep Wreck Mysteries. 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