TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23 Play Misty For Me ITV4, 11.15pm (1971) FATAL ATTRACTION (1987) might be where we get the phrase from -- but heres the original bunny boiler film, starring Jessica Walter and Clint Eastwood, above. Dave is a radio DJ who has a fling with a fan called Evelyn. But the dalliance kicks off a systematic campaign by Evelyn to ruin Daves life. A fine thriller, and Eastwoods directorial debut. Ned Kelly ITV4, 9pm (2003) AUSTRALIAN bushranger Ned Kelly was a murderous bank robber who was hanged after sacrificing most of his gang in a gun battle at Glenrowan, Victoria. Doesnt sound like the sort of fellow whod end up a folk hero -- but thats exactly what he became. This film is pretty liberal with the truth, but Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom, above, put in fine performances. Troy ITV2, 11.40pm (2004) HERES proof that an all-star cast, a massive budget and an epic storyline are no guarantee of success at the box office. Brad Pitt, above, Orlando Bloom, Eric Bana and Peter OToole are just a sample of the talent on display -- yet the public gave it a lukewarm reception. Its actually okay, except for the fact that the fight scenes are a little too effects heavy. Hamburger Hill Five USA, 9pm (1987) VIEWERS may feel a little battle-weary by the end of this one. Its a relentless and understandably charmless account of one of the bloodiest battles of the Vietnam War. The hill was so-nicknamed because anyone who went near it would be turned into minced meat. Its main strength is that the cast is relatively unknown, making the action more realistic. A worthy film but not overly entertaining. 10.30 This Morning (S). With Kelly Osbourne and Bananarama. 12.30 Loose Women (S). With Shaun Williamson. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (S). A home transformation in Carshalton, Surrey. 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (S). From Wilmslow in Cheshire. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Rosemary And Thyme (R,S). A recovering alcoholic is found dead. Drama, starring Felicity Kendal and Pam Ferris. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (S). The North West regional heats continue. 10.35 Get Me The Producer (R,S). 11.25 Designers Under Pressure (R,S). 11.35 Teen Tycoons (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 A Place By The Sea (R,S). 1.25 Film: Jungle Book (S) (1942). A boy raised in the jungle returns to the village where he was born, and helps foil a merchants evil scheme. Adventure, with Sabu and Joseph Calleia. 3.25 Countdown (S). With Kate Humble. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (S). 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,S). 5.30 Come Dine With Me (S). Market trader Liam Reid hosts Leicesters second party. 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 The Property List (R,S). The countrys most idyllic villages. 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Game Ranger Diaries (R,S). The team tracks poachers on the reserve. 1.45 Neighbours (S). Bridget and Kate prepare for the first day of school. 2.15 Home And Away (S). 2.50 Rough Guide To Cities (R,S). Berlin, Jerusalem and Rio. 3.05 The Family Recipe (R,S). With Ken Hom. 3.15 Film: Our House (S) (2006). Drama, starring Doris Roberts and Judy Reyes. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 11.00 Film: The Skys The Limit (S) (1943). Musical romantic comedy, starring Fred Astaire and Joan Leslie. 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 Animal Park (S). 1.30 Living In The Sun (R,S). 2.15 House Swap (S). A man from Surrey trades homes with a family from east London. 3.00 Monk (R,S). An actor studies the private eyes mannerisms. 3.45 Flog It! (S). The team examines more items in Melksham, Wiltshire. 4.30 Pointless (S). 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (S). Si King and Dave Myers visit Gwynedd in north Wales. 7.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (R,S). 1/8. Patsy Kensit Healy traces her ancestry, looking at the life of her father Jimmy, who was involved with notorious gangsters the Krays in the Sixties. She reads a copy of his criminal record, and is shocked to learn her grandfather was also a persistent offender. As her journey continues, she meets a vicar who reveals more about her family. 8.00 Coast (R,S). 5/8. The team journeys along the east coast of Scotland, beginning in the English border town of Berwick-upon-Tweed and ending in Aberdeen. Miranda Krestovnikoff explores the wildlife inhabiting a marine reserve near St Abbs, while Alice Roberts discovers how rust is threatening the Forth Road Bridge and Neil Oliver re- creates a wartime scheme. 9.00 The Choir: Unsung Town (S). 2/4. Gareth Malone sets out to dispel South Oxheys bad reputation in Hertfordshire by taking his singers beyond the confines of their estate. He also visits six local primary schools with the intention of forming a childrens choir. 10.00 Mercury Prize 2009 -- Live (S). Lauren Laverne presents coverage of the Mercury Prize awards show, hosted by Jools Holland from Londons Grosvenor House Hotel. Including clips of performances by all 12 nominated acts, the announcement of the result and reaction from the winner. 10.30 Newsnight (S). With Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather. 11.20 Last Chance To See (R,S). 1/6. Following in the footsteps of author Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry joins Mark Carwardine to find some of the most endangered animals on the planet, beginning with the Amazonian manatee. With just a few thousand remaining, the duo search for the creatures by following the pink dolphin -- said to be the key to finding the ghosts of the Amazon -- before the trip takes a dramatic turn. 12.20 BBC News (S). 4.50 Close. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Michael ignores Cains threats to stay away from Debbie, and tells her that he cannot leave her. Chas is overcome with guilt when Paddy returns from his course laden with gifts. 7.30 Grimefighters (S,HD). 7/24. A pest controller deals with an infestation of rats, and a council enforcement officer challenges residents about their houses. 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity (S). Singer Heather Small and former swimmer Mark Foster join forces to raise money for Barnardos and the Anaphylaxis Campaign. Sports presenter Steve Rider and football pundit Andy Townsend then take the hot seat to play for Scope and the George Coller Memorial Fund. Hosted by Chris Tarrant. 9.00 The Fixer (S,HD). 2/6. Having retrieved the gun used in Bs murder, Rose sets out to plant the evidence in a bid to secure Clintons conviction. However, when the teams plans go awry, Mercer and Calum are left with no choice but to go back to where they first met -- prison -- and take out the man at the centre of it all. With Tamzin Outhwaite. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Cowboy Customers (S). Builder Nigel Gray reveals the human cost of patrons destroying small businesses by not paying for goods and services, and looks at why the law is failing to bring them to justice. See Ben Felsenburg 11.35 In Plain Sight (S). 1/15. New series. Mary McCormack stars as Mary Shannon, a US Marshal for the Witness Protection Programme. Mary cancels her leave to investigate the death of a witness. 12.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R,S). Following fire crews and paramedics. 1.20 Premiership Rugby Union (R); ITV News Headlines. 2.15 Loose Women (R). 3.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Super Super (S). 2/4. Fashion muse Namalee and Super Steve, creators of idiosyncratic London style magazine Super Super, construct and promote their publication, making sure to let potential readers know that they are willing to practise what they preach. 8.00 River Cottage: Gone Fishing (R,S). 1/3. Fish is one of the UKs favourite meals and the benefits are widely reported, but diminishing stocks threaten its widespread use. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall embarks on a culinary journey around the British Isles looking for alternative, delicious and sustainable seafood he believes should be on sale. 9.00 Jamies American Road Trip (S). 2/6. Hoping to encounter the cowboys he admired as a child, Jamie Oliver heads for Cody in Wyoming, where he samples pitchfork fondue. The chef also gets the chance to ride a bucking bronco on rodeo night and travels upstate to meet rancher Hip Tillet, who teaches him how to make local speciality Rocky Mountain Oysters. 10.00 The Big Food Fight (S). 1/5. New series. Hugh Fearnley- Whittingstall is challenged to a culinary quiz by Heston Blumenthal. The two chefs are joined by guests Ben Miller and Patsy Kensit Healy. 10.35 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey (S). 2/10. Danielle makes an effort to get to know Dina, while Teresa and Gia receive good news about an audition. 11.35 Coming Up: Pornography (S,HD). 3/7. Simon Stephens drama, in which a pair of estranged siblings contemplate taking their relationship to a new level. 12.05 The Kevin Bishop Show (R,S,HD). 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A man is killed by industrial workers after being buried alive, and the team learns he was a reverend from a neighbourhood plagued by a ruthless gang. Hoping an insiders perspective will help him get to the bottom of the crime, Horatio teams up with one of the groups former members, but remains uncertain of his new partners alliances. 10.00 CSI: NY (R,S). The discovery of a womans body leads the detectives to investigate a party where a strange African fruit was used to confuse the victims taste buds and allow her to ingest sodium hydroxide. Meanwhile, Stella (Melina Kanakaredes) puts her career on the line in pursuit of a shady diplomat. Followed by Five News Update. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 11/23. A woman becomes the latest victim in a series of attacks in supermarkets, and Catherine suspects Warricks gambling addiction is affecting his work. Marg Helgenberger stars. 12.00 The Guardian (R,S). 1.00 US Tour Golf. 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