LISTINGS IN&OUTTONIGHT Tube: Leicester Sq Broken Embraces 2.50, 5.40, 8.30 Chess In Concert 2.00, 8.00 Coco Before Chanel 12.55, 3.25, 6.00, 8.40 The Final Destination 3D 2.50, 5.00, 7.05, 9.10 The Hurt Locker 4.45 ODEON LEICESTER SQ Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq Inglourious Basterds 4.30, 8.05 (Subtitled) 1.00 ODEON MEZZANINE Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq Angels & Demons 1.45, 5.00, 8.05 Mesrine: Killer Instinct 2.45, 5.45, 8.35 My Sisters Keeper 3.50 The Proposal 1.30, 2.30, 4.35, 5.35, 7.20, 8.20 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen 12.40pm ODEON PANTON ST Panton St, SW1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Antichrist 3.50, 8.40 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 2.30, 5.25, 8.20 Moon 2.00, 4.20, 6.35, 8.50 Passchendaele 3.00, 5.55, 8.30 Sin Nombre 1.45 ODEON TOTTENHAM COURT RD Tottenham Court Rd, W1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd (500) Days Of Summer 4.05, 6.25, 8.45 District 9 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Inglourious Basterds 5.05, 8.20 ODEON WEST END Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq (500) Days Of Summer 1.40, 4.05, 6.25, 8.50 G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra 1.55, 5.40, 8.30 SCREEN ON BAKER ST Baker St, W1 (0870 066 4777). Tube: Baker St Broken Embraces 3.00, 5.50, 8.40 Coco Before Chanel 6.00 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 2.40, 8.30 VUE WEST END Cranbourn St, Leicester Sq WC2 (0871 224 0240). Tube: Leicester Sq District911.30,12.30,1.30,2.30,3.30, 4.30,5.30,6.30,7.30,8.30,9.30,10.15 TheFinalDestination3D11.35,1.35, 1.45,3.45,4.15,5.55,6.45,8.00,9.00, 10.10FunnyPeople11.40,2.50,6.00, 9.10G-Force3D11.25amTheHangover 12.15,2.40,5.00,7.20,9.45TheTime TravelersWife12.40,3.05,5.40,8.15 TheUglyTruth1.20,3.50,6.10,8.40 THEATRE ARCADIA The Duke Of Yorks St Martins Lane, WC2 (0870 060 6623). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, 15-49.50 AVENUE Q Gielgud Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0870 950 0915). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Thu 8pm, Fri 5.30pm & 8.30pm, Sat 5pm & 8.30pm, ends Jan 2, 10-50 DON CARLOS Leicester Sq Theatre Leicester Place, WC2 (0844 847 2475). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Wed 6.15pm, 10 HAIRSPRAY Shaftesbury Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, WC2 (020 7379 5399). Tube: Holborn. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 3pm, 22.50-62.50 LOLITA National Theatre: Lyttelton South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3000). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 8pm, 10 SISTER ACT London Palladium Argyll St, W1 (0844 412 2704). Tube: Oxford Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 3pm, 17.50-60 A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE Donmar Warehouse Earlham St, CINEMA APOLLO CINEMAS Regent St, SW1 (0871 220 6000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Adam 11.40, 1.50, 4.00 Bruno 6.10, 8.05, 10.00 Mesrine: Killer Instinct 11.35, noon, 3.50, 4.50 Moon 3.15, 9.45 The Red Baron 1.35, 9.10 Sin Nombre 12.40, 2.50, 5.10, 7.25, 9.40 The Time Travelers Wife 1.00, 5.25, 7.35 Tricks 12.45, 3.00, 5.20, 7.35, 9.50 CINEWORLD HAYMARKET Haymarket, SW1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Broken Embraces 12.15, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 Coco Before Chanel 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.50 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 12.45, 3.20, 6.00, 8.40 CINEWORLD SHAFTESBURY AVE Coventry St, W1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus District 9 11.30, 1.55, 4.15, 6.40, 9.10 The Final Destination 3D 11.30, 1.30, 3.30, 5.30, 7.30, 9.30 Funny People 11.50, 2.50, 5.50, 8.50 The Hangover 1.40, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.20 The Hurt Locker 12.10, 3.10, 6.20, 9.00 Orphan 11.45, 2.45, 5.45, 8.45 The Time Travelers Wife 12.30, 3.00, 5.40, 8.15 CURZON MAYFAIR Curzon St, W1 (0871 703 3989). Tube: Green Park Broken Embraces 12.30, 3.15, 6.00, 8.45 Coco Before Chanel 8.50 Mid- August Lunch 1.00, 3.00, 5.00, 7.00 CURZON SOHO Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0871 703 3988). Tube: Leicester Sq The Beaches Of Agnes + Q&A With Agnes Varda 6.15 Broken Embraces 12.30, 3.20, 6.15, 9.00 Mesrine: Killer Instinct noon, 4.30, 9.10 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 1.00, 9.15 Sin Nombre 3.50 Tricks 2.25, 7.00 EMPIRE LEICESTER SQ Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 471 4714). Tube: Leicester Sq Big River Man 1.10, 3.50, 6.10, 8.40 Bustin Down The Door 1.20, 3.50, 6.20, 8.50 Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince 12.40, 4.15, 8.00 The Hurt Locker 2.30, 8.15 Imagine That 5.35 A Perfect Getaway 2.00, 4.30 Public Enemies 1.50, 5.00, 8.20 Star Trek 2.45, 5.45, 8.30 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 2.15, 9.00 ODEON COVENT GARDEN Shaftesbury Ave, WC2 (0871 224 4007). London Lite Monday, 7 September 2009 31 LONDONS TOP10 FILMS 1 The Final Destination (15) 2 Inglourious Basterds (18) 3 Broken Embraces (15) 4 Funny People (15) 5 The Hurt Locker (15) 6 The Time Travelers Wife (12A) 7 Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince (12A) 8 Coco BeforeChanel(15) 9 Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1 (15) 10 The Ugly Truth (15) Source: Screen International HaIrsPrayshaftesbury Theatre WC2 win tickets WE ARE giving away a pair of tickets to see the award- winning musical Hairspray starring Brian Conley and Chloe Hart, right, on a day of your choice. The prize includes a copy of the album My Favourite Musicals, left, which features versions of tracks from musical films. To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see thisislondon.co.uk/lite txt 65400 LISTINGS Brno (18) SQUIRM with horror as Sacha Baron Cohen, right, zips up his Velcro onesy and rolls into the US as Brno, the worlds most inappropriate and sex- mad Austrian fashion reporter. Try to take your hands away from your eyes just long enough to see the funny bits as he terrorises Americans who think hes the real deal. Apollo Piccadilly, 8.05pm LAST CHANCE TO SEE WC2 (0870 060 6624). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, 15-29 WAR HORSE New London Theatre Drury Lane, WC2 (0844 412 4654). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, 15-47.50 THE WOMAN IN BLACK Fortune Theatre Russell St, WC2 (0870 060 6626). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 8pm, mats Tue 3pm, Sat 4pm, 16.50-42.50 GIGS ALESTORM The Perth-based quartet. The Underworld Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. 6pm, 7 DOT ALLISON The Scottish singer-songwriter. Rough Trade East Brick Lane, E1 (020 7792 3490). Tube: Aldgate East/Rail: Shoreditch. 7pm, free with wristband MARC ALMOND The former Soft Cell singer. HMV Oxford St, W1 (0845 603 8576). Tube: Oxford Circus. 6pm AOA, THE SLYTONES Female-fronted funk-pop ensemble. Hope And Anchor Upper St, N1 (020 7354 1312). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 BOOBIE TRAP Californian punk band. The Purple Turtle Crowndale Rd, NW1 (020 7383 4976). Tube: Mornington Crescent. 7.30pm, doors, 5 SANJEEV CHIMMALGI The classical Indian vocalist performs Hindustani and Carnatic music. The Nehru Centre South Audley St, W1 (020 7491 3567). Tube: Hyde Park Corner. 6.30pm, free MATT DEIGHTON Acoustica from the singer. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm, 6 DOLIUM, BANG BANGS New-wave punk three-piece. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 DRUGSTORE The London three-piece play alt rock. Dingwalls Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7428 0010). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm, adv 10 ELECTRIC WIZARD The Dorset outfit play doom metal. The Scala Pentonville Rd, N1 (020 7833 2022). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 7.30pm, adv 12 GRAND POCKET ORCHESTRA Indie-pop from Dublin. The Windmill Blenheim Gardens, SW2 (020 8671 0700). Tube/Rail: Brixton. 8pm, 5, adv 4 IDIOBOXX The Londonquartet play indie-rock. 93 Feet East, Main Hall Brick Lane, E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7.30pm, free MY LATEST NOVEL, KISSAWAY TRAIL Glaswegian five-piece play indie-pop. Bush Hall Uxbridge Rd, W12 (020 8222 6955). Tube: Shepherds Bush. 7.30pm, 12.50 MAGNOLIA ELECTRIC CO The American outfit play indie-rock. ICA, Theatre The Mall, SW1 (020 7930 3647). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. 7.30pm, adv 15 JOHN MOORE ROCKNROLL TRIO Former Lush and Jesus & Marychain members play rock nroll covers in a typically uptight British manner. The Social Little Portland St, W1 (020 7636 4992). Tube: Oxford Circus. 7pm, free MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK Alternative rock band from Canterbury. Monto Water Rats Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 7pm, 6 OBAMA PLAYS POP Open-mic night. The Rhythm Factory Whitechapel Rd, E1 (020 7375 3774). Tube: Whitechapel. 8pm, free BETH ORTON The indie-folk singer promotes the re-release of her Trailer Park album. Pigalle Piccadilly, W1 (020 7734 8142). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 6.30pm, 20 OU EST LE SWIMMING POOL Electronic three-piece. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.30pm, free PARAMORE US emo-pop outfit. O2 Academy Islington N1 Centre, Parkfield St, N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. 7pm, 5, phone for availability HOLLY PENFIELD The London-based vocalist performs jazz-influenced pop. The Green Carnation Greek St, W1 (020 7434 3323). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm, free THE PERILS, ROB THE RICH, ICE BLACK BIRDS Brighton indie-rockers. Proud The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm, 4 UN AMPED Unsigned and local acoustic bands. The George Tavern Commercial Rd, E1 (020 7790 7335). DLR: Shadwell. 8pm, free CLuBS Gay & Lesbian MONDAYS AT EAGLE LONDON The Eagle Boyz spin sexy club grooves. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. 9pm- 2am, 3, mems free POPCORN AT HEAVEN Commercial dance, house, pop and R&B, plus a cinema and chill-out room. Charing Cross Arches, Villiers St WC2 (020 7930 2020). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. 10pm-6am, 8, 2 before midnight, w/band TUESDAY AT BARCODE VAUXHALL Brent Nicholls spins the latest funky house and bargrooves. Goding St SE11 (020 7582 4180). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Today 4pm-1am, phone for prices House & Garage FREITAG AT THE RUSSIAN BAR Darien J, Stuart Braizewell, James Monday and Dimitry Slusarenko spin house and minimal. Kingsland Rd E2 (07916 119541). Tube/Rail: Old St. 9pm-5am, 3, free before 10pm HAPPY MONDAY AT THIRST Chill-out anthems. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5pm-3am, 3, free before 10pm HAPPY MONDAYS AT YATESS Commercial classics. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 7967). Tube: Leicester Sq. phone for details MONDAYS AT STORM Residents spin R&B, garage and club classics. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 2633). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, free MONDAY AT BARCODE VAUXHALL DJ Andy Luca spins house and electro. Goding St SE11 (020 7582 4180). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. phone for details Others CUBAN SALSA AT FIESTA HAVANA DJ Flecha plays Cuban beats, plus dance classes with Juan Carlos. Fulham Rd SW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. 5pm-2am, 10 & 6 BOGAN BINGO AT WALKABOUT Join Tim & Trev supply rock anthems, plus bingo and air guitar competitions. Shepherds Bush Green W12 (020 8740 4339). 7pm-11pm, phone for prices BRAZILIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY AT GUANABARA DJs spin funk, axe, samba, forro and house. Parker St WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. 5pm-late, 7, adv 5 CHERRY POP AT LVPO The resident DJs supply pop. Dean St W1 (020 7434 3399). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-3am, phone for prices FRESH AT 101 BAR Blues and easy listening. New Oxford St WC1 (020 7379 3112). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Today 4pm-3am, free FUNKSTAR MONDAYZ AT THE EXIT BAR Soul, funk, jazz and disco. Brick Lane E1 (020 7377 2088). Train: Liverpool St. 9pm-1am, free GOLDEN JUKEBOX AT MARKET PLACE 1 Residents spin chart hits. Market Place W1 (020 7079 2020). Tube: Oxford Circus. 7pm-11pm, free HARD CORE SALSA AT SALSA! DJ Mario plays mambo and salsa. Charing Cross Rd WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm HATCHAM SOCIAL & THE BIRDS FILM CLUB An Experiment On A Bird In The Air Pump and Hatcham Social show the film St Elmos Fire and play records. Old St EC1 (020 7729 4441). Tube/ Rail: Old St. 5pm-midnight, free I LOVE MONDAYS AT MOONLIGHTING Commercial dance, pop, garage, R&B and 1970s and 1980s classics. Greek St W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, w/flyer 3, NUS 1, casino or hotel staff/listing/mems/NHS free I LUV LIVE UNCUT AT BAR RUMBA DJs Ras Kwama and Twin B spin hip hop, soul, indie and grime. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 11.30pm-1am, 5 MANIC MONDAYS AT ESCAPE SOHO Dance, club classics, disco and pop. Brewer St W1 (07833 327002). 9pm- 3am, phone for prices MONDAYS AT WALKABOUT Old school dance and rock, pop and party classics. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7255 8630). 8pm-2am, phone for prices MONDAYS SALSA AT BAR LATINA DJ Gilbert, Lady Spice and DJ Lawss spin Latin and salsa. Plus dance classes. High Rd N17 (020 8365 0011). Tube: Tottenham Hale. 9pm-1am, 8, mems 6 MONSTER MONDAYS AT BAR SOHO Chart and party anthems. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. 7pm-late, phone for prices MONDAY AT FREEDOM BAR Resident DJs spin house. Wardour St W1 (020 7437 3490). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. phone for details MONDAY AT THE FRIDGE Residents spin chart hits. Town Hall Parade SW2 (020 7326 5100). Tube/Rail: Brixton. 9pm-2am, phone for prices MONDAY AT SOUND R&B, hip hop and basment. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 863 1010). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 5 before 11pm ONE STOP FUNK SHOP AT REVOLUTION Resident DJs play funk, soul, 1980s hip hop and rare groove. Leadenhall St EC3 (020 7621 9955). 8pm-late, free REHAB AT THE ROXY Indie, pop and rock. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, NUS/w/flyer 3, 1 before 10.30pm SALSA CARIBE AT THE BUFFALO BAR Doctor Jim plays Afro-Cuban, salsa, timba and Latin jazz; the nights preceded by dance classes. Upper St N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury And Islington. 9pm-2am, 4 SALSA CLASSES AT FUEGO The residents supply salsa beats, plus salsa classes. Basinghall St EC2 (020 7600 1633). Tube/Rail: Moorgate. 6.30pm-7.15pm, beginners & 7.30pm-8.30pm, improvers, 5 SALSA NIGHT, MAIN BAR The resident DJs provide salsa tracks. Blackhorse Lane E17 (020 8503 2523). Tube/Rail: Walthamstow Central. 9.30pm-11pm, 6 SHINE AT THE DEN & CENTRO DJs Alan Cherry Cola and Richie Dales play rocknroll and indie. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). 10pm-3am, 5 COMEDY EXHIBIT BAR & RESTAURANT Balham Station Rd, SW12 (020 7274 5591). Tube: Balham Comedy. Line-up to be announced. 9pm, free THE GOOD SHIP Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (07949 008253). Tube: Kilburn Porthole Comedy Club. With Josie Long, Matt Green, David Mulholland, Joe Lycett and MC James Everett. 8.30pm, 4 GREENWICH THEATRE Crooms Hill, SE10 (020 8858 7755). Rail: Greenwich Greenwich Comedy Festival: John Hegley: The Adventures Of Monsieur Robinet. Stand-up, song and dance from the comic. 9pm, 15, concs 13 KU BAR Lisle St, WC2 (020 7437 4303). Tube: Leicester Sq 99 Club Leicester Sq. With Spencer Brown, Sarah Kendall, Holly Walsh, Roisin Conaty and MC Brett Goldstein. 8pm, 10, two for one LEICESTER SQ THEATRE Leicester Place, WC2 (0844 847 2475). Tube: Leicester Sq, Funny Women Awards. Comedy competition for females. 7pm & 9pm, 8 SOHO THEATRE Dean St, W1 (020 7478 0100). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd Mikelangelo And The Black Sea Gentlemen: Dead Men Tell A Thousand Tales. A fusion of songs, storytelling and tableaux vivant, delving into the world of taxidermy, sodomy, death and decomposition. 10pm, 10-17.50, concs 12.50 & 15 THE GROVE Morden Rd, SW19 (020 8543 2023). Mirth Control. With Nik Coppin, Jay Sodagar, Gavin Inskip, Ben Briggs and MC Steel Wallis. 8pm, free VAUDEVILLE THEATRE Strand, WC2 (0870 890 0511). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross Ed Byrne: Different Class. 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