London Lite Monday, 7 September 2009 27 TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five 10.30 This Morning (S). With guests Caroline Quentin. 12.30 Loose Women (S). With former EastEnder Brooke Kinsella. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (S). New series. From Cuddington in Cheshire. 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (S). From Wells in Somerset. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Rosemary And Thyme (R,S). The duo investigate a churchyard murder. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (S). New series. Mark Nicholas presents as the competition kicks off in the North West. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Faye (Kim Thomson) succumbs to Cains advances, Carl urges Chas to tell Paddy about their one-night stand. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Lloyd finally tracks down Slug and holds him until Steve arrives to interrogate him about the drugs. See Soap Box 8.00 Gran Scammers Exposed: Tonight (S). Morland Sanders investigates rogue traders and con artists who target the elderly and meets families who have caught home carers stealing from their parents and grandparents. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Jack finally demonstrates to Tyrone that Connie is not a gold-digger, and Joe is sentenced. See Soap Box 9.00 Blue Murder (S). 1/6. New series. Caroline Quentin returns as detective and single mother Janine Lewis, who is struggling to balance family life with an investigation into the murder of a cheerleading coach. Initial suspicion falls on the victims husband, but the discovery of an affair suggests someone else may have had a motive. Chris Gascoyne guest stars. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Rambo III (S,HD) (1988). Vietnam veteran John Rambo takes on Russian forces occupying Afghanistan to rescue old friend Colonel Trautman from prison. Adventure sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone and Richard Crenna. 12.25 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Emergency (R,S). Documentary following fire crews, paramedics, ambulance teams, doctors and nurses as they make split-second life-or-death decisions; ITV News Headlines. 1.20 Loose Women (R). Former EastEnder Brooke Kinsella discusses her book Why Ben? 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family issues. 3.05 ITV Nightscreen. Text-based guide to forthcoming programmes. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Kim Thomson 7pm, Emmerdale 11.00 Film: Here Comes Mr Jordan (S) (1941). Oscar-winning fantasy, starring Robert Montgomery. 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 Animal Park (S). 1.30 Living In The Sun (R,S). A vegetarian restaurateur in Estepona, Spain. 2.15 House Swap (S). Trading homes in London and Kent. 3.00 Monk (R,S). The authorities summon Monk for jury duty. 3.45 Flog It! (S). The team heads for Weston-super-Mare. 4.30 Pointless (S). Quiz show. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (S). The duo sample the flavours of East Sussex. 6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (S). Paul Martin helps Claire Francis from Oxford raise enough money to send her mother on a surprise holiday to Venice, as a thank-you gesture for taking care of her when she was ill. 7.00 A Garden In Snowdonia (S). 3/5. Troy Scott continues to struggle with his task of maintaining one of the largest rhododendron collections in the country. 7.30 Saving Britains Past (S). 3/7. Tom Dyckhoff focuses on country houses, exploring the future of Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire and the impact of a 1974 exhibition on peoples opinions of these buildings. 8.00 University Challenge (S). 9/37. Imperial College London takes on Southampton for a place in the next stage of the student quiz. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Caribbean Food Made Easy (S). 3/4. Levi Roots spices up ocean-fresh mackerel on a Cornwall beach and challenges loyal Cornish pasty eaters in Falmouth to try his golden vegetable patties. 9.00 The Restaurant: The Winners Story (S). Following Michele English and Russell Clement, the couple who won the second series of the programme that saw people compete to go into business with Raymond Blanc. As they try to transform a pub in Buckinghamshire into a restaurant, various menu changes threaten their opening night. 10.00 Mock The Week (R,S). 9/13. Dara OBriain hosts the topical comedy quiz, with guests Holly Walsh and Stewart Francis joining panellists Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons to offer opinions on the past weeks world events. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Wire (S). 8/10. The states renewed commitment to bolstering police numbers brings much-needed new recruits. As he tries to fend off a persistent rival, Carcetti is forced to make a deal with Senator Davis, while Haynes approaches Templeton about his sources. Sydnor uncovers the missing piece to a puzzle, while Bunk obtains a murder warrant for Chris. Continues on Wednesday. 12.20 BBC News (S). 3.25 Close. Tom Dyckhoff 7.30pm, Saving Britains Past 10.35 Get Me The Producer (R,S). 11.25 Designers Under Pressure (R,S). 11.35 Teen Tycoons (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 A Place By The Sea (R,S). 1.25 Film: Secondhand Lions (S) (2003). Drama, starring Michael Caine. See Film Choice 3.25 Countdown (S). With Kate Humble. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (S). Beat-the-banker game show. 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,S). Game show in which four contestants vie for a cash prize. 5.30 Come Dine With Me (S). Cycling safety enthusiast Sue Massey hosts the first dinner party in Leicester. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 23/23. The family is stranded in Japan and forced to take part in a game show to win cash for the flight home. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). The Roys wait for an improvement in Ravis condition, while Kris and Nancy (Jessica Fox) bond. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Super Super (S). 1/4. New series. Following the creators of Super Super, a fashion magazine in Londons East End, as they construct and promote their style bible. 8.00 Dispatches: Battle Scarred (S). David Modell documents the lives of four soldiers who have been left with serious psychiatric problems as a result of their experiences in Iraq and Afghanistan. He examines the consequences of long and repeated tours of duty, and raises questions about the adequacy of the existing support structures to help war veterans cope. 9.00 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America (S). One- hundred-and-two minutes passed between the first planes impact into the North Tower of the World Trade Centre on 9/11, the second attack on the South Tower, and the eventual collapse of both buildings. This documentary joins together pieces of footage and audiotape recorded by people around New York to give an insight into their experience of the tragedy. See Ben Felsenburg 11.10 Straightheads (S,HD) (2007). Premiere. A woman and her lover plot to take revenge on the gang that brutally attacked them. Thriller, starring Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer. See Film Choice 12.45 Film: Andaz (1949). Drama, starring Dilip Kumar and Nargis. 3.25 The Playful Muse (R,S). An Indian ghazal, or love lyric, written in Urdu by 19th-century poet Ghalib. 3.50 Loves Me, Loves Me Not (R,S). Animated short. 4.00 Channel 4 Education (S). Jessica Fox 6.30pm, Hollyoaks 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 The Property List (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Game Ranger Diaries (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Steph confesses her feelings to Lucas. 2.15 Home And Away (S). Nicole struggles to keep Belles illness a secret. 2.50 Rough Guide To Beaches (R,S). Beach holidays in Thailand, Morocco and Kenya. 3.05 The Family Recipe (R,S). 3.10 Film: First Daughter (S) (1999). Adventure, starring Mariel Hemingway and Doug Savant. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Nicole keeps Belles illness a secret. 6.30 Michaelas Animal Road Trip (R,S). 20/20. The presenter concludes her journey around the country with a visit to Scarboroughs Sea Life Centre, where she finds the seal breeding season beginning. 7.30 How Do They Do It? (R,S). Robert Llewellyn visits the Thames Water Ring Main to discover how fresh water is supplied to London homes, and descends underground to witness the machine that is extending the system. He also journeys to California to reveal how electricity is generated at one of the worlds largest wind farms. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 The Gadget Show (S). Ortis Deley heads to France to experience the thrills of Formula 1 driving, and helps Suzi Perry transform a 20- year-old VW Golf before entering it into Europes biggest modified car competition. Jason Bradbury surfs the internet to investigate the most pointless websites, and Jon Bentley tests mini MP3 players. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 Warship (S). 2/6. The Royal Marines head into the jungles of Malaysia for a series of training exercises and compete in a field-gun run on board HMS Bulwark, organised by physical trainer PO Lennie Armstrong and designed to simulate battle conditions from the Boer War. However, events takes a dramatic turn when a man- overboard alarm sounds. 10.00 Americas Toughest Prisons (S). 1/6. New series. Life inside the maximum security Statesville Prison in Illinois. Sergeant Baldwin explains that although a circular cell block helps guards monitor disruptive inmates, they often resort to lockdown. A murderer discusses his hopes for being transferred, while another prisoner reveals how his family keeps him going. 11.00 No Mercy (S) (1986). A tough cop poses as a hitman to exact revenge on the mobster who murdered his partner. Thriller, starring Richard Gere, Kim Basinger and George Dzundza. 1.05 NASCAR. Highlights of the Pep Boys Auto 500. 2.00 Race And Rally UK. Highlights from around the country. 2.50 Motorsport Mundial. High-speed coverage. 3.40 FIM Motocross (R). 4.20 FIM Motocross. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). Suzi Perry 8pm, The Gadget Show Match Point BBC1, 11.05pm (2005) A TENNIS instructor becomes engaged to the sister of a wealthy client, but is soon attracted to his girlfriend, a seductive American actress. The pair struggle to resist their feelings but are eventually drawn into a clandestine affair -- sending their lives into a tailspin with tragic repercussions. Drama, starring Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, above. Secondhand Lions Channel 4, 1.25pm (2003) A YOUNGSTER is packed off to stay with his eccentric bachelor uncles, who live in a ramshackle house with no mod cons in the middle of Texas. Worst of all, his mother has told him to find a stash of millions that is rumoured to be hidden somewhere on their property. Family drama, starring Haley Joel Osment, above, and Michael Caine. Mean Girls Film4, 9pm (2004) A TEENAGE girl starts at a new school and is surprised when she is befriended by the girls in the most popular clique. However, a mishap leads to trouble and it is not long before her new friends turn on her. Urged on by her pals, the newcomer resolves to bring down the self-appointed queen of campus. Comedy, starring Lindsay Lohan, above, with her pals. Straightheads Channel 4, 11.10pm (2007) A WOMAN and her younger lover are brutally attacked by a gang while driving down a remote country road. When the woman returns to the area later in the wake of her fathers death, she bumps into one of her attackers and sees the opportunity to take revenge. Thriller, starring Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer, above.