email your views to or log on to MESSAGEBOARD 10 Monday, 7 September 2009 London Lite A guy I like tells me that hell still be sharing a bed with his ex- girlfriend until after the holiday theyre going on! Practical I guess... Confused, CM7 EARBASHED (Txts, Thurs): woman on phone on train asking repeatedly in a squeaky voice, Have you done a nice poo? Assume she was talking to her toddler... TJ, BR6 BESt mate is refusing to have a stag do because he thinks it might get a bit out of hand for some reason... your best stag escapades? Revels, London My cAt has learned to open the kitchen cabinets at 3am. Id think they were clever if they werent so sneaky! Denise, SW3 KD (Txts, Fri): bizarre office out- fits? girl at work wore blue satin ball gown with huge bustle on her third day and thought nothing of it! JJ, DA9 HIt speed bump and burst tyre on 4X4 with rear mounted tyre. then told AA man I didnt know where spare was. Timewaster, DA16 KEvIn (Txts, Fri) or, Hey, Ive a hunch youre Quasimodo? nope? But your face sure rings a bell! Gagster, London SHARon (Txts, Fri): sometimes these food product errors work in your favour. I had a four-finger Kit Kat today with no wafer in any of the fingers. Pure chocolate winner! John, Aylesbury SHARon: one bag in my multi- pack of crisps from tesco was empty. Refund! Still Hungry, E3 gIRl opposite me on tube wearing two completely different colour high heels. Has she screwed up or have I missed some new fashion thing? Fashionista, London I cAnt help but chuckle at the fat person seat on the new non- bendy bus! Mark, SM1 fRIEnD put oyster through ticket reader bit. Managed to get it out but was cut in half. T, IG11 How many days should you wait for a response to a sorry card ? Megan, GU14 long day and long commute home, a couple get on with their screaming two-year-old. couple smile nervously for 70 minutes. Its an omen. Damiens back! Dave, PE11 BAfflED (Txts, Fri): I do know that if your nose runs and your feet smell youre upside down! Peter, NN8 SIttIng opposite girl who my ex cheated on me with. Should I pull her hair out or get off the train with dignity? Jodie, Kent cAn anyone suggest a good hair product? I have thick straight hair and whatever I use sets as soon as I put it in! Craig, DA7 AnyonE else see drunk dude outside new look, london wall on friday? Kept smacking police on their bums and running off. Licker, EC2 Is Dizzee right about Games? AT LEAST in death Michael Jackson was afforded a funeral with dignity. Both the whole set-up and also the demeanour of the family and such mourners as Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis, pictured, were appropriate. Bridget, London Bridge MiChAEL JACKSON is in a better place now. he was a beautiful man and he deserved such a lavish funeral. A fitting end for a great man. Daniel, Kingston ThiS must have been an awful experience for the children. My heart goes out to all of them. i hope that they can stay strong through all of this. Marty, London foR once, good news. British scientists have made a major breakthrough in the fight against Alzheimers by finding the genes responsible. this could be the most significant event for millions of sufferers. Lydia, East Finchley SoRRy, Robbie williams, but youve left it too long for a comeback. Most fans you left behind are converted to take that. I bet your new song and forthcoming album are in the bargain bin by christmas. David, New Malden Another thing Are naked streets a good idea? Should Evans replace Wogan? Was Jacko funeral a fitting end? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageEach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See D izzee Rascal has attacked the 2012 Olympics for turning the area around where he grew up into a big building hole, but then the rappers recollec- tion of stratford does not match mine. it was always an industrial site domi- nated by the old rail works and the freight depot. The Games can bring prosperity and character to the area, especially if the post-Olympics use for the site is carefully managed. BJ, London The Olympics are the best thing to hap- pen to east london in a long time. i am getting so sick of these killjoys. You wait and see, come 2012 Dizzee will be clamber- ing to be seen as an east london celeb. KH, London i lOVe Dizzees music and it turns out hed make a great politician too. Regeneration is just a euphemism for building shops and planting trees. if the Olympics do regenerate the area locals will have to move elsewhere because they wont be able to afford it any more. The problems arent solved, theyre displaced. Christine, CM14 NeVeR heard of Mr Rascal before but hes absolutely right. i dare say therell be a brief period when the presence of new build- i n g s w i l l improve the place, but the danger is it will be run down into a vast, deprived area. still, it could have been a lot worse -- they couldve put 2012 in south london! Sarah Bradshaw, Enfield iVe lived in stratford for 17 years. ill never forget the first time arriv- ing at the old bus station and think- ing what a hellhole. however, its since changed. Theres a lot of commitment to improve the area. Alan, London The east of london has just always been one big hole, f r a n k l y, a n d thats why it needs the Olympic Games to regenerate it. isnt everyone getting a bit fed up with people like Dizzee Rascal who cant see beyond the end of their own nose? LP, London Textpoll Q: Do women still face discrimination at work? OurlastresultShould Afghan troops come home now? YES 69% NO 31%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. 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