SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 3 September 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Penelope. Romantic fantasy, starring Christina Ricci and James McAvoy. Meet Dave. A tiny alien crew are not prepared for their human-shaped spaceship falling in love. Sci-fi comedy, with Eddie Murphy and Elizabeth Banks. 9.45 The X Files: I Want To Believe. Mulder and Scully come out of hiding to search for several missing women. Sci-fi thriller sequel, with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. 11.45 The Hunting Party 6.00 Hairspray. With Nikki Blonsky, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken and James Marsden. Billy Madison. A lazy man has to retake 12 years of school before his father will leave him the family business. With Adam Sandler and Bridgette Wilson. 9.35 American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom. With Jason Biggs and Shannon Elizabeth. 11.15 American Pie 2. With Jason Biggs and Chris Klein. 5.25 Transformers. With Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight and John Turturro. Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer. The superhero team faces an alien sent to prepare the Earth for destruction. With Ioan Gruffudd. 9.35 Transformers. A teenage boy is drawn into a war between rival factions of shape-changing giant robots. With Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight and John Turturro. 5.45 Toys. Comedy, starring Robin Williams, Michael Gambon and Joan Cusack. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. An archaeologist sets out to clear an ancestor of involvement in the Lincoln assassination. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage, Helen Mirren and Ed Harris. 10.10 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising. A teenager must prevent dark forces from recovering a mystical artefact. Adventure, starring Alexander Ludwig and Christopher Eccleston. 6.15 In The Land Of Women. With Adam Brody, Kristen Stewart, Meg Ryan and Olympia Dukakis. Perfect Stranger. A hard-nosed reporter gets out of her depth while investigating a businessman she suspects of murder. With Halle Berry, Bruce Willis, Giovanni Ribisi and Richard Portnow. 21. A brilliant but hard-up student agrees to be inducted into a card-counting scam to raise money for college. With Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Laurence Fishburne. 5.15 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 7.15 The Wicker Man. A cop searching for a missing girl encounters a mysterious cult. With Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn and Kate Beahan. Black Water. Tourists on a boat trip through a swamp are attacked by a ferocious crocodile. With Diana Glenn, Maeve Dermody and Andy Rodoreda. 10.35 Death Proof. A psychopath uses his specially modified car to hunt down and kill women. With Kurt Russell and Rosario Dawson. 6.20 License To Wed. Comedy, starring Robin Williams, Mandy Moore and John Krasinski. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. Comedy, with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 Rush Hour 3. The mismatched detectives take on Triad gangs in Paris after an assassination attempt. Action comedy sequel, starring Jackie Chan. 11.20 Working Girl. Comedy, with Melanie Griffith. The Sixth Sense. A child psychologist takes on the case of a boy terrified by ghostly apparitions. Supernatural thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette and Olivia Williams. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. Thriller, starring Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.35 Shooter. A former Marine fights to clear his name after becoming embroiled in a conspiracy. Thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg. Great Catherine. The Empress of all the Russians pursues a handsome soldier, but is furious to learn he has a fiance. Comedy, starring Peter OToole, Jeanne Moreau and Zero Mostel. Point Blank. A gangster goes out for revenge against his unfaithful wife and double- crossing friend. Crime thriller, with Lee Marvin, Angie Dickinson and Keenan Wynn. 10.50 Heart Of Darkness. Drama, with Tim Roth, John Malkovich, Isaach de Bankole and James Fox. 6.15 Independence Day. The US president leads the fight against an invasion of seemingly indestructible aliens. Sci-fi adventure, starring Will Smith, Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum. AVP: Alien Vs Predator. A team of explorers is caught up in a battle between deadly creatures in the Antarctic. Sci-fi thriller, starring Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen. 10.45 Alien. Ridley Scotts sci-fi horror, starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Ian Holm and John Hurt. 6.50 The Fox And The Child. A little girls efforts to domesticate a wild fox have tragic consequences. Drama, starring Bertille Noel-Bruneau. Into The Wild. Fact-based drama about a man who abandoned the trappings of modern life to live in the Alaskan wilderness. Starring Emile Hirsch, Marcia Gay Harden, William Hurt and Jena Malone. The Air I Breathe. Crime drama, with Andy Garcia, Kevin Bacon and Sarah Michelle Gellar. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jeffrey donovan, 7pm, FX eddie murphy, 8pm, sky premiere helen mirren, 8pm, sky Family John challis, 8.20pm, G.o.L.d. katie price, 9pm, itV2 Janet street-porter, 10pm, more4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn 4.30 Live Pro40 Cricket. Essex Eagles v Hampshire Hawks. Coverage of the day/night Division One match at the County Ground in Chelmsford. The Eagles won the Division Two title last season, while the Hawks will be buoyed by their July success in the final of the Friends Provident Trophy. The Rugby Club. Simon Lazenby rounds up the latest domestic rugby union action. Time Of Our Lives. Former Derby County players reminisce. Presented by Jeff Stelling. 4.00 Live US Open Tennis. The fourth day at Flushing Meadows in New York features further matches from the second rounds of the mens and womens singles draws. Rafael Nadal showed no signs of the fatigue that had troubled him against Bjorn Phau when he overcame Ryler DeHeart at this stage of last years tournament. Andy Murray was inconsistent throughout his second-round tie with Michael Llodra, but progressed in four sets to keep his hopes of a first Grand Slam title alive. Premier League World. The latest news. Live Premier League Snooker. The opening round of the new season, as Neil Robertson faces Judd Trump and Ronnie OSullivan takes on Marco Fu at the Penrith Leisure Centre in Cumbria. Trump makes his debut in the competition tonight, after having earned his place in the line-up by winning the Championship League. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars. 6.30 Race World. Motor sport highlights. Live Rugby League. Sheffield Eagles v Barrow Raiders (kick-off 7.30pm). All the action from both sides final game of the regular Championship season, held at the Don Valley Stadium. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. 5.00 Live US Open Tennis. The fourth days play gets under way at Flushing Meadows in New York, where the second round of the mens and womens singles takes place. The male seeds enjoyed a comfortable time at this stage last year. Eventual runner-up Andy Murray recovered from a poor second set to defeat Michael Llodra, while Nikolay Davydenko, Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal all went through in straight sets. Top 14 Rugby Union. Perpignan v Brive. Highlights from the Stade Aime Giral. Australian Rules Football. Action from a recent game in the Australian Football League. PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. Basketball: FIBA World Magazine UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial arts. Australian Rules Football. Action from a recent game in the Australian Football League. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer joins the Stonecutters. The Simpsons. Bart is kidnapped. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Bones. A body is discovered inside a barrel of wine. With the voice of Seth MacFarlane. Justin Lee Collins: Ballroom Dancer. The presenter tries his hand at ballroom dancing. Fringe. The trio investigate a bank robbery when one of the thieves is found embedded in a wall. Star Trek: Voyager. Tom Paris and Harry Kim enter the Delta Flyer in a spaceship race. Classic Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Big-money quiz, with Chris Tarrant. Ibiza. Performance artist Marcello attends a high-camp gothic party at nightclub Space. Most Shocking. Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Merlin. Alexander Siddig guest stars. 7.45 Doctor Who: Top 5 Christmas Moments Doctor Whos Greatest Moments: The Enemies. The Time Lords deadliest foes. Last in the series. Tough Guy Or Chicken? The men head to Mexicos Yucatan Peninsula to become cave-divers. EastEnders. Mo begins following Orlenda. We Are Klang. Last in the series. Family Guy. Peter writes a novel. 11.20 Family Guy 11.40 Tough Guy Or Chicken? World News Today BBC Proms 2009. The London Philharmonic Orchestra, under Vladimir Jurowski, perform Bacchanale by Ibert, Debussys ballet score Jeux, Brahms First Symphony and Mozarts Sonata for 2 Pianos. Presented by Charles Hazelwood. 10.05 Wallander. When an elderly man is murdered at a luxury housing development by the sea, suspicions fall on the residents. 11.35 Later With Jools Holland My Friend Michael Jackson: Uris Story. Uri Geller pays tribute to the star. Paris Hiltons Best American Friend Forever. New series. Game Show. What Katie Did Next. A look behind the scenes of Katie Prices interview with Piers Morgan. Troy. A Trojan prince elopes with a rival kings wife, plunging Troy into war against a Greek alliance. Epic adventure, starring Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom and Brian Cox. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe helps the owners of a Chinese takeaway terrorised by racists. The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes. A prowler terrifies a professors daughter. Piers Morgan On. Series visiting three of the worlds most desirable locations. Trial And Retribution. Part one of two. A massive police search leads to the body of a missing five-year-old. Crime drama by Lynda La Plante, starring David Hayman and Kate Buffery. Classic Gear. Motorsports magazine show about classic cars, presented by Jason Dawe. Police, Camera, Action! Reckless motorists. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Total Emergency. Sheffield police are out in force at a football derby. Narrated by Melissa Berry. Death Hunt. A Mountie races across the icy wastes of Canada to find a trapper wrongly accused of murder. Thriller, starring Lee Marvin and Angie Dickinson. 11.55 Death Wish 3 Hollyoaks. The Roys gather at Ravis bedside. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. With Jason Lee. Friends. Joey takes Rachel to the hospital. Friends. Monica prepares a surprise. Reaper. Sam tries to convince a man to sign a contract with the Devil. Bret Harrison stars. The Big Bang Theory. Leonard feels jealous. The Loop. Piper asks Lizzy to date her teacher. Free Agents. The talent agents attend a funeral. King Of The Hill. Peggy loses her job. Grand Designs. A family that built an oak-framed hexagonal house in 2005. With Kevin McCloud. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Time Warp Wives. Old- fashioned housewives. Jamies American Road Trip. Jamie Oliver embarks on a culinary journey through America. Gordon Ramsays F Word. Janet Street-Porter decides whether to make her veal calves free-range. 11.10 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. Trobianos in Great Neck, New York. Ghost Whisperer. A woman is tormented by the ghost of her fiancs wife. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda investigates a haunted nursery school. Supernatural. A man dies of a stroke after his daughters start playing a supernatural game. Private Practice. An outbreak of measles forces the practice into quarantine. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A house sale turns into a murder inquiry. Last Of The Summer Wine. Clegg feels nostalgic. 7.40 Open All Hours. Arkwright needs a new suit. 8.20 The Green Green Grass. John Challis stars. Only Fools And Horses. Part two of two. The Trotters arrive in America and walk straight into disaster when their camper van is robbed, and a Mafia gang targets Del. David Jason stars. Smack The Pony. Offbeat comedy sketch show. 11.35 Smack The Pony. Sketch show. Judge John Deed. The judge visits the Hague to hear the case of a British soldier accused of war crimes in Iraq, attracting the attention of Muslim extremists, who dispatch a woman to kill him. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Havers and Lynley visit Cambridge to investigate the murder of a lecturers deaf daughter, discovering her to be a promiscuous girl with no end of admirers. 10.55 Taggart. Jim investigates the murder of an undertaker found in a burnt-out car. The King Of Queens. Doug feels jealous. The King Of Queens. Kevin James stars. Scrubs. Carla is given a pen by Turk. Scrubs. JD sleeps with a board member. Two And A Half Men. Mia arrives in town. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Scrubs. Dr Cox tells his son a bedtime story. Sex And The City. Carrie bumps into Bigs fiance. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie investigates gender. 11.40 Two And A Half Men Burn Notice. Michael helps a woman tricked by a con artist. Jeffrey Donovan stars. NCIS. Gibbs tries to find out why the agents are being forced to take polygraph tests. Family Guy. Brian sells Stewies teddy bear. American Dad! Stan searches for treasure. 10 Items Or Less. Leslie finds a hidden talent. Family Guy. Peter searches for his father. True Blood. Rumours spread concerning Sookie and Bills relationship. Anna Paquin stars. 6.20 Earthstorm. Sci-fi adventure, starring Stephen Baldwin and Amy Price-Francis. Legend Of The Seeker. Shota magically swaps Richards identity with that of a merchants son. Legend Of The Seeker. Kahlan leaves Richard and Zedd to find another Confessor. Knight Rider. Mike investigates the death of his favourite bar owner. Justin Bruening stars. Medium. Allisons powers are revealed to the public. Neve Campbell guest stars. Mythbusters. An investigation into the reports that ninjas can run over water. How Do They Do It? Modern-day objects. How Its Made. Cuckoo clocks and javelins. Mega Builders. The construction of a bridge to link Seoul to its island airport. Deadliest Catch. Recalling the dangers and disasters faced by the fishermen. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Exploring Scotlands Cairngorm Mountains. Ice Patrol. Royal Marines retrace Shackletons trek across South Georgia. Americas Secret Weapons. The work of advanced research projects agency Darpa. Air Force One: Flying The President. Documentary touring the Boeing 747. Hitlers Stealth Fighter. US aerospace engineers recreate the Ho-229, a revolutionary batwing jet. Seconds From Disaster. The moments leading up to the destruction of passenger liner the Titanic. Ancient Discoveries. The remarkably advanced technology of the ancient world. How Britain Was Built. Investigating the industrial heritage of Newcastle. Britains Lost Mega-Fortress. Europes largest Roman military garrison. Extreme Trains. Documentary series exploring Americas fastest train -- the Amtrak Acela. Ancient Discoveries. The remarkably advanced technology of the ancient world. Antiques Roadshow. From Ramsgate, Kent, where the team makes interesting discoveries. A History Of Britain. Simon Schama examines the lives of two contrasting figures. Porterhouse Blue. Skullion has a problem to clear up. Drama, starring David Jason. Battle Of The Atlantic. The intelligence war against Hitlers U-boats. Antiques Roadshow. The team visits Ramsgate in Kent where it finds a collection of cat pictures. Tori And Dean Inn Love. Documentary. Tori And Dean Inn Love. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Detectives. Baffling police cases. Psychic Therapy. Psychic medium Gordon Smith investigates the past and future of Toyah Wilcox. Psychic Investigators. A woman disappears. Psychic Academy. Members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Psychic Detectives. Documentary. Who Do You Think You Are? Bill Oddie discovers a wealth of information about his ancestry. Made In Britain. With Dom Joly. Johnnys New Kingdom. Johnny starts planting. Coast. The team travels down the west of Scotland between Arran and Gretna. Who Do You Think You Are? Amanda Redman uncovers the secrets of her ancestry. Traffic Cops. Officers tackle identification problems. Jamie Theakston narrates. Wild China. Documentary examining the lives of animals inhabiting the Tibetan plateau. Earth: The Climate Wars. Dr Iain Stewart explores the global warming backlash. Ray Mears Goes Walkabout. The history of islanders living in the Torres Strait. Tribe. Bruce Parry travels to Mongolia, where he helps a migrating family move its livestock. Shipwreck Detectives. 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