IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1TONIGHTSTV 24 Thursday, 3 September 2009 London Lite 7PM 8PM 9PM 11PM 10PM 11AM 6PM Cop a new look at an old show The Bill ITV1, 9pm Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic Channel 4, 11.10pm Comedienne Sarah Silverman, right, is a rum package. Her pretty elfin looks are the face for a mouth of such taboo- busting filth shed embarrass a Tourettes group meeting. id give you a sample of the Americans act, but with something to offend everyone in about every utterance theres not a single joke i could quote in detail from her show without having to clear my desk pronto. Fans find her fiendishly clever; to detractors shes narcissistic and fiendish, period. Outbreak ITV1, 10.35pm USUAlly a politicians broadcast is a cue to switch stations, but when Prime minister neville Chamberlain spoke on the wireless 70 years ago on the morning of 3 September 1939, the nation listened in rapt horror. His declaration of war against Germany followed the nazi invasion of Poland two days earlier. Among those looking back in this impressive collage of memories of that day are Richard Attenborough and Vera lynn. The anxiety over air attacks was well to the fore, but it seems there was poignantly little notion of what lay ahead: a six-year struggle in which 55 million would die. L ook, I dont want to make too much of this, but the n e w - l o o k B i l l -- relaunched a few weeks back -- is such an improvement on its humdrum earlier incarnation that its barely recognisable as the same show. Its a bit like finding your bog-standard ancient local has unexpectedly been transformed into a very acceptable gastro- pub overnight. Gone are the old plodding (sorry...) theme tune, back-of-an-envelope dialogue, clunkingly obvious storylines and excessive melodrama. Instead, with The Bills mak- ers now able to concentrate all their resources on just one epi- sode a week, the shows cleanly shot look makes the most of aRow: Manson (Andrew Lancel) and Carter (Christopher Fox) Emmerdale ITV1, 7pm/8pm Booze and luck leave nathan (lyndon ogbourne, pictured) in temporary possession of a Porsche. Ryan comes to drive it, but how will he react when he learns the car is stolen? meanwhile, tension mounts over the cricket tournament. eventually things get so fevered the bishop has to be called in to try to calm everything down. she kept well away from drugs and any other trouble. So why was she shot dead, with CCTV images of a notorious dealers car putting him in the frame for her murder? The case pulls Sunhills finest into the grimmest lowlife side of a council estate, occasioning a stand-up row when DI Manson (a convincingly low-temperature Andrew Lancel) wont stand for DS Carters disparaging talk of feral kids any longer. Its exactly those surprising little dramatic touches which make The Bill worth tuning back into if youve been giving it a miss for a long while. Im not pretending this is The Wire, but in making over a long-standing fixture of its schedules, ITV has stumbled upon a gritty police procedural thats way better than the unconvincing Law And order Uk earlier this year. 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S). 11.30 Cash in The Attic (R,S); BBC news; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC news; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional news And Weather (S). 1.45 doctors (S). Cherry deals with a pair of troublesome sisters. 2.15 murder, She Wrote (R,S). Jessica investigates a poisoning. 3.00 BBC news; Weather; Regional news (S). 3.05 Kerwhizz (R,S). 3.25 Scoop (R,S). 3.55 Frankensteins Cat (R,S). 4.05 Best of Friends (R,S). 4.35 Smart (R,S). 5.00 newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest link (R,S). Anne Robinson asks more questions. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show. 7.30 EastEnders (S). mo begins following orlenda, and even resorts to going through her belongings in search of proof that she is not to be trusted. zainab apologises to masood and reveals that she has decided to have the baby. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 As Seen On TV (S). 8/8. laurie Brett, James Fleet, Jodie Prenger and Clare Balding join Steve Jones, Fern Britton and Jason manford for the trivia quiz. last in the series. 8.30 Doms On The Case (R,S). 5/5. dominic littlewood meets motorists fighting back against unfair parking tickets and visits residents in Somerset who are trying to reduce speeding. last in the series. 9.00 New Tricks (S). 8/8. Gerry (dennis Waterman) is forced to confront his past when the team reinvestigates the murder of a doctor, who was found hanging from a meat hook on a butchers stall at Smithfield market. The butcher went missing on the same day, and since then the community has rallied to help his widow keep the business afloat. last in the series. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Being Human (S). 4/6. mitchell befriends a boy and his mother, hoping it will keep him off blood, but it is not long before they discover his secret. As rumours about his vampire friend swell, George realises he must tell nina the truth about himself. 11.35 Drop Dead Gorgeous (S) (1999). A documentary crew films a small-town beauty pageant linked to a series of suspicious deaths. Comedy, starring Kirsten dunst and Kirstie Alley. Followed by Holiday Weatherview. 1.10 Sign zone: Hardcore Profits (R,S). Part one of two. The increasing profitability of the pornography industry. 2.10 Sign zone: Framed (R,S). drama, starring Trevor eve. 3.40 Sign zone: Countryfile (R,S). 4.35 BBC news (S). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG limited budget. The neatly turned-out scripts keep you guessing and watching and stick to a recognisable reality of contemporary London. Tonight, a girls body has been found rotting among some bin bags. T h e t e e n a g e r h a d recently moved out of a care home, where all those who knew her say Subject to status, acceptance & availability in your area. Payment by Direct Debit only. You must take line rental. 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