SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 1 September 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Meet Dave. Sci-fi comedy, with Eddie Murphy, Elizabeth Banks and Scott Caan. Penelope. An heiress is cursed with a pigs nose and only true love will return her to normal. Romantic fantasy, starring Christina Ricci and James McAvoy. 9.45 The X Files: I Want To Believe. Mulder and Scully come out of hiding to search for several missing women. Sci-fi thriller sequel, with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. 11.45 The Hunting Party 6.00 Enchanted. With Amy Adams, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling rogues join forces with old foe Barbossa to oppose villainous Lord Beckett. But first they must embark on a perilous journey to the ends of the Earth to free Captain Jack Sparrow. With Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. 10.50 I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. With Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Steve Buscemi. 6.00 300. With Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West and David Wenham. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones and Jeffrey Tambor. Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit greater acts of evil. With James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and Terence Stamp. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Star Wars: The Clone Wars The Game Plan. An American football stars carefree existence is shattered when he learns he has a daughter. Family comedy, with Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis and Kyra Sedgwick. How She Move. An aspiring medical student competes in a street dancing contest to hopefully fund her education. Drama, starring Rutina Wesley and Tre Armstrong. 11.45 Sgt Bilko 6.10 Phoebe In Wonderland. With Elle Fanning, Patricia Clarkson and Felicity Huffman. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. With Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. 9.40 The American President. The US president is thrust into the spotlight by his romantic involvement with an environmentalist. With Michael Douglas and Annette Bening. 11.45 Daylight Robbery 5.45 Star Trek: The Motion Picture. With William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and DeForest Kelley. Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan. The Enterprise crew faces an old foe who has returned from exile seeking revenge. With William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and Ricardo Montalban. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. With Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis and Joel Virgel. 11.55 Hostel: Part II 6.20 Jurassic Park III. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Sam Neill, William H Macy and Ta Leoni. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Imelda Staunton and Emma Watson. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. A singer rises from country boy to the greatest rock n roll legend of all time. Spoof biopic, with John C Reilly. 6.10 The Firm. A law graduate discovers the company he has been head-hunted to work for is controlled by the Mafia. Thriller, starring Tom Cruise, Gene Hackman and Jeanne Tripplehorn. The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious toxin in the air that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. 10.45 The Kingdom. Thriller, starring Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper and Jason Bateman. 4.40 The Ballad Of Cable Hogue 7.05 The Omega Man. The sole survivor of a chemical war has his hands full fighting mutants. Post-apocalyptic drama, starring Charlton Heston. Losing Isaiah. A wealthy couple get drawn into a bitter custody battle with the natural mother of their adopted son. Drama, with Jessica Lange, Halle Berry, Samuel L Jackson and David Strathairn. 11.05 Bloodbrothers. Drama, with Richard Gere, Paul Sorvino and Tony LoBianco. 6.55 One Fine Day. Two mismatched single professionals babysit each others children during a hectic work day. Romantic comedy, starring George Clooney and Michelle Pfeiffer. Mean Girls. A teenager becomes part of her schools most popular clique -- until her so-called friends turn on her. Comedy, starring Lindsay Lohan and Rachel McAdams. 10.50 Comrades. Historical drama, starring Robin Soans, Robert Stephens and Michael Hordern. 5.20 Barton Fink. Drama. 7.20 There Will Be Blood. Ruthless oil prospector Daniel Plainview presents the public image of a caring family man, while embarking on a ruthless campaign to seize and control land and wealth by any means necessary. Drama, starring Daniel Day-Lewis. In Bruges. Two hitmen embark on a series of surreal misadventures while lying low in Belgium. Crime comedy, starring Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes. 11.50 Lenny movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm kate mulgrew, 7pm, Virgin 1 Jason Lee, 7.35pm, e4 katie price, 8pm, itV2 phil spencer, 9pm, more4 martin clunes, 10pm, itV3 Lorraine kelly, 10.35pm, Virgin 1 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn 6.30 Live Twenty20 International Cricket. England v Australia. All the action from the second of two Twenty20 matches between the rivals from Old Trafford. Prior to this series, the two sides had faced each other three times in this format, with the Aussies comfortably winning the two most recent encounters in 2007. On The Line. Interviews with sporting stars. Revista De La Liga. Mark Bolton presents highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain. 4.00 Live US Open Tennis. The second days play gets under way at Flushing Meadows in New York, where the coverage is dominated by further first-round matches in the mens and womens singles draws. Roger Federer, playing his first Grand Slam since the 2004 Australian Open at a seeding lower than number one, began his title defence with a straight-sets win over Maximo Gonzalez last year. Sailing. Action from the latest meeting. Live Greyhound Racing. The Champions Stakes. This evenings meeting comes from the 575m track at Romford Greyhound Stadium. Last years winner was Lenson Joker, who scooped the 10,000 first prize for trainer Tony Collett. Poker Million. The opening heat from the big-money tournament in London, featuring celebrities, online qualifiers and professionals. 6.30 Golf. Action from the British Par Three Championship at Nailcote Hall in Warwickshire. Ladies European Tour Golf. The Finnair Masters. Action from the event at the Helsinki Golf Club. Bowls. The Perth International. Highlights from the Mosman Park Bowling Club in Australia, where 16 of the worlds leading players were in attendance. A-League. The latest round of matches. Pool. The World Pool Masters. 4.45 Live US Open Tennis. Coverage of the second days play at Flushing Meadows in New York, where the first round continues in the mens and womens singles. Reigning champion Roger Federer began his title defence with a straightforward victory over Maximo Gonzalez last year, losing just six games to set up a second-round meeting with Thiago Alves. 6.00 Serie A. AC Milan v Inter Milan. Eredivisie. Feyenoord v FC Twente. Highlights of the Dutch top-flight game at the Feijenoord Stadion. Serie A Weekly Round-Up. Highlights from the Italian top division. 9.45 Top 14 Rugby Union. Highlights. 10.15 Russian Premier League Football. Spartak Moscow v Rubin Kazan. Highlights of top-flight match at the Luzhniki Stadium. 11.45 ESPN Boxing: Short Stories entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer has his jaw wired shut. The Simpsons. Three animated shorts. A Town Called Eureka. Carter investigates the deaths of several scientists. Colin Ferguson stars. House. The team treats an elderly woman suffering from a mysterious disease. Justin Lee Collins: High Diver. The presenter tries high diving, discovering the danger of the sport. Law And Order. A politician is embroiled in a triple murder. Sam Waterston stars. Star Trek: Voyager. Part two. Janeway tries to free the Borg drones. Kate Mulgrew stars. Moonlight. A witness in a case Josh is prosecuting goes on the run in fear for her life. Chuck. The spy goes undercover in suburbia. Andy Richter and Jenny McCarthy guest star. Room 101. Comedian Alexei Sayle vents his spleen. 10.35 Room 101. With guest Lorraine Kelly. 11.10 Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the bizarre. Merlin. The warlock prevents a druid boy being captured and killed. 7.45 The Real Hustle Virgin Cooks. Culinary challenge series, presented by chef Gordon Jones. Dont Tell The Bride. New series. A Hindu groom- to-be is given control over plans for his wedding. EastEnders. Zainab walks out on Masood. Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. Family Guy. Animation. 11.20 Family Guy. Quagmire proposes. 11.45 Dont Tell The Bride World News Today Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. The Cell. How scientists are trying to create cells in the laboratory. Last in the series. Rich Man, Poor Man -- Ben Dover Straightens. Lindsay Honey sets out to become an actor. Les Paul -- Chasing Sound. The life story of the late jazz guitarist, father of the solid-body electric guitar and inventor of multi-track recording. Early Doors. Melanie meets her real father. Primeval. Cutter investigates an invasion of giant spiders on the Underground. What Katie Did Next. Following Katie Price in the months since her split from Peter Andre. The Bodyguard. A tough CIA agent-turned-bodyguard reluctantly agrees to protect a famous singer harassed by death threats. Romantic thriller, starring Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp, Bill Cobbs and Ralph Waite. 11.35 The Bourne Supremacy 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Part one of two. The sleuthing chef investigates a murder. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. A wealthy banker goes missing while walking from his country house. Super Sleuths. Documentary looking behind the scenes of Midsomer Murders. A Is For Acid. Martin Clunes stars as John George Haigh, a socialite who embarked on a killing spree which saw him labelled The Acid Bath Murderer. Fact-based drama, with Keeley Hawes. Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform baffling tricks. Minder. Arthur takes over a steam-cleaning business with hypnotic results. Real Crime: The Mystery Of The Missing Earl. The murder of the 10th Earl of Shaftesbury. Death Wish IV: The Crackdown. The vigilante is driven to continue his vengeful ways by the activities of drug dealers. Crime thriller sequel, starring Charles Bronson and Kay Lenz. Hollyoaks. Ravi continues to struggle with his temper. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jason Lee stars. Friends. Monica denys Chandler a stripper. Friends. The chums celebrate Thanksgiving. Ugly Betty. Betty has a disastrous encounter with an assistant at Elle magazine. Rude Tube. Presented by Matt Kirshen. Big Brothers Big Mouth. Fans of the reality show share their views on developments in the house. Big Brother Live. More from the house. Grand Designs. A couple import their house from Germany. With Kevin McCloud. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Watch Me Disappear. With Lucy Cohen. Location, Location, Location. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go house-hunting in Edinburgh. True Stories: The Shock Doctrine. Michael Winterbottom and Mat Whitecrosss documentary exposing free-market policies. 11.45 Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room Ghost Whisperer. The restless spirit of a stand- up comedian seeks help. With Jed Rees. Four Weddings. A bride plans to get her husband to strip at their reception. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda investigates a haunted nursery school. Medium. Allison is asked to help select a jury that will be likely to endorse the death penalty. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Sara investigates a roller coaster accident. Last Of The Summer Wine. Seymour turns to the clergy. 7.40 Open All Hours. Granville thinks his luck is in. 8.20 The Green Green Grass. Only Fools and Horses spin-off. Only Fools And Horses. Christmas 1986 edition. Del invites himself to a country house. David Jason stars. 10.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls. 11.25 Only Fools And Horses. David Jason stars. Murder, She Wrote. Jessica is infuriated when a New York satirist draws a caricature of her. Murdoch Mysteries. Arthur Conan Doyle wants to base a new character on Murdoch. New Tricks. A car in which a teacher was murdered is returned to its owner -- the victims husband. Pullman reopens the case. 10.20 New Tricks. The squad investigates a long-running feud between two family ice-cream businesses. 11.35 Murdoch Mysteries The King Of Queens. Bill Cosby guest stars. The King Of Queens. Arthur annoys Doug. Scrubs. Pilot of the medical comedy. Scrubs. JD asks his mentor for help. Two And A Half Men. Charlie is unhappy. Two And A Half Men. Kevin Sorbo guests. South Park. The boys fall for a joke. Sex And The City. Charlotte dates a younger man. 11.05 Sex And The City. Big announces his engagement. 11.45 Two And A Half Men Burn Notice. A spy is fired on assignment, forcing him to work as a private investigator. NCIS. Gibbs and Tony encounter problems with commitment in their relationships. Family Guy. Stewie falls in love with an actress. American Dad! Klaus is caught smuggling. Dexter. Dexter and Miguel clash over the best way to pursue a case when they begin working together. 11.10 Nip/Tuck. Dawn Budge returns to the operating theatre. 6.20 Magma: Volcanic Disaster. Action adventure, starring Xander Berkeley. Knight Rider. Mike suspects foul play when the owner of his favourite bar is killed. Rollerball. The all-American hero of a high-octane sport is shocked to discover corruption is rife in the game. Sci-fi remake, with Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J and Rebecca Romijn. Medium. Allison continues to help Devalos and Scanlon search for the serial killer. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman scrutinise theories about hypnosis. How Do They Do It? Ambulances. How Its Made. Jukeboxes. Deadliest Catch. Recalling the dangers faced by the fishermen in the course of their work. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Surviving worlds most extreme environments. Destroyed In Seconds. A plane crashes. Destroyed In Seconds. A fighter jet crash lands. Ice Patrol. The Royal Navys sole Ice Patrol Ship, HMS Endurance sails to Antarctica. Super Diamonds. The history of diamonds and their role in the development of technology. Giant Crystal Cave. A look at some of the worlds largest natural crystals in Mexico. Air Crash Special Report. Aviation disasters and near-misses during storms. Air Crash Special Report. Aviation disasters caused by communication failures. Ancient Discoveries. Series exploring the advanced technology of the ancient world. Warriors. Terry Schappert examines the Spartans defeat of the Persians in 479BC. Battles BC. How Egyptian soldiers managed to escape the Hittites. The Universe. Examining the effects of asteroids and comets on Earth. Ancient Discoveries. Series exploring the advanced technology of the ancient world. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel presents the show from the Royal Yacht Britannia. A History Of Britain. Simon Schama investigates the changing role of women in the Victorian era. Porterhouse Blue. Classic comic drama, starring David Jason and Ian Richardson. The Fight. The Thrilla in Manila, regarded by many as the greatest fight of all time. Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel presents the show from the Royal Yacht Britannia. Tori And Dean Inn Love. Documentary. Tori And Dean Inn Love. Documentary. Im The Daddy. The story of a single businessman who had triplets. Little Miss Perfect. Tomboy Sabrina competes with cheerleader Amber. Bridezillas. Behind the scenes with women planning their weddings. Being The Angriest Men. Three men with uncontrollable tempers. Traffic Cops. A new recruit has an action-packed first day. Narrated by Jamie Theakston. Made In Britain. Dom Joly goes on a road trip. Johnnys New Kingdom. Documentary. Coast. Geographer Nicholas Crane hangs off the cliffs near Beachy Head. Who Do You Think You Are? Jeremy Paxman searches for records of his grandmother. Traffic Cops. Featuring a gang wanted in connection with a Portsmouth crime-wave. Wild China. A look at the relationship between humans and animals in southern China. Attenborough Explores Our Fragile World. The impact of climate change on the UK. Ray Mears Goes Walkabout. The survival expert travels across Australia on foot. Tribe. Explorer Bruce Parry travels to the Himalayas, where he meets the Adi people. Shipwreck Detectives. 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