24 Friday, 28 August 2009 London Lite The Ultimate Girls Night Out! ...A stroke of genius to bring this little bit of Vegas to Edinburgh. These guys are true entertainers. **** Scotsman Wednesday 2nd September O2 Shepherds Bush Empire www.o2shepherdsbushempire.co.uk 0844 477 2000 / 0871 230 5595 / kililive.com A Kilimanjaro presentation LISTINGSIN&OUTTONIGHT LISTINGS CINEMA West End Cinemas APOLLO CINEMAS Regent Street, SW1 (0871 220 6000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Adam Fri-Sun 11.40, 1.50, 9.50 Brno Fri-Sun 4.00, 6.00, 8.00, 10.00 Mesrine: Killer Instinct Fri-Sun 2.30, 7.20 Moon Fri-Sun 12.15, 2.40, 5.15, 9.45 Sin Nombre Fri-Sun 12.40, 2.50, 5.10, 7.25, 9.40 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 Fri-Sun 5.05, 9.20 The Time Travelers Wife Fri-Sun 12.30, 2.45, 5.20, 7.35 The Ugly Truth Fri- Sun 12.50, 7.30 CINEWORLD HAYMARKET Haymarket, SW1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Broken Embraces Fri-Sun 12.15, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 Coco Before Chanel Fri-Sun 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.50 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 Fri-Sun 12.45, 3.30, 6.00, 8.40 CINEWORLD SHAFTESBURY AVENUE Coventry Street, W1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Final Destination 3D Fri/Sat noon, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00, 8.00, 9.00, 10.00; Sun 11.30, 1.30, 3.30, 5.30, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 Funny People Fri-Sun 11.40, 2.30, 5.30, 8.50 The Hangover Fri-Sun noon, 2.15, 7.00 The Hurt Locker Fri-Sun noon, 3.00, 6.00, 9.00 Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs 3D Fri-Sun 12.20, 2.15 Kaminey Fri- Sun 5.00 Orphan Fri-Sun 1.00, 3.45, 6.30, 9.15 The Time Travelers Wife Fri-Sun 1.00, 3.20, 5.50, 8.40 The Ugly Truth Fri-Sun 4.30, 9.30 CURZON MAYFAIR Curzon Street, W1 (0871 703 3989). Tube: Green Park Broken Embraces Fri-Sun 12.30, 3.15, 6.00, 8.45 Coco Before Chanel Fri-Sun 2.45, 8.50 Mid-August Lunch Fri-Sun 1.00, 5.00, 7.00 CURZON SOHO Shaftesbury Avenue, W1 (0871 703 3988). Tube: Leicester Square Adult Swimathon: Robot Chicken Premiere Fri 11.30pm Antichrist Fri 11.45pm Broken Embraces Fri-Sun 12.30, 3.20, 6.15, 9.00, 11.35 (Fri) Mesrine: Killer Instinct Fri-Sun 2.05, 9.10 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 Fri-Sun 12.15, 3.10, 6.10, 9.05 Sin Nombre Fri-Sun noon, 4.30, 6.50 EMPIRE LEICESTER SQ Leicester Square, WC2 (0871 471 4714). Tube: Leicester Square Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince Fri-Sun 12.45, 4.15, 8.00 ODEON COVENT GARDEN Shaftesbury Avenue, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Square Broken Embraces Fri/Sat 12.30, 3.20, 6.05, 9.00; Sun 12.10, 2.55, 5.40, 8.25 Coco Before Chanel Fri-Sun 12.55, 3.25, 6.00, 8.35 The Final Destination 3D Fri-Sun 12.50, 2.50, 5.00, 7.05, 9.10, 11.15 (Fri/Sat) Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 Fri/Sat 1.30, 4.05, 6.40, 9.20; Sun 1.00, 3.30, 6.05, 8.40 ODEON LEICESTER SQ Leicester Square, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Square Inglourious Basterds Fri-Sun 1.00, 4.30, 8.05 ODEON MEZZANINE Leicester Square, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Square Angels & Demons Fri-Sun 1.45 (Sat/Sun), 5, 8.05 (Subtitled) Fri 1.45 Mesrine: Killer Instinct Fri-Sun 1, 3.30, 6, 8.30 My Sisters Keeper Fri- Sun 5.35 The Proposal Fri-Sun 1.30, 4.45, 7.35 Transformers: Fri-Sun 2.15, 7.45 (Fri/Sat) (Subtitled) Sun 7.45 ODEON PANTON STREET Panton Street, SW1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Afterschool Fri-Sun 3.20, 6.15, 8.40 Antichrist Fri-Sun 3.10, 6.00, 8.30 Moon Fri-Sun 2.00, 4.20, 6.35, 8.50 Sin Nombre Fri-Sun 2.15, 4.30, 6.45, 9 ODEON TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD Tottenham Court Road, W1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Tottenham Court Road Funny People Fri-Sun 1.55, 5.15, 8.35 The Hurt Locker Fri-Sun 3.00, 5.55, 8.50 Inglourious Basterds Fri-Sun 1.30, 4.55, 8.20 The Time Travelers Wife Fri-Sun 12.45pm SCREEN ON BAKER ST Baker Street, W1 (0870 066 4777). Tube: Baker Street Broken Embraces Fri-Sun 3.00, 5.50, 8.40 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 Fri-Sun 2.30 (Sun), 3.30, 5.20 (Sun), 6.20, 8.00 (Sun), 8.55 Local Cinemas CHELSEA CINEMA Kings Road, SW3 (0871 703 3990). Tube: Sloane Square Broken Embraces Fri-Sun 3.15, 6.00, 8.45 Mid-August Lunch Fri-Sun 1.30 CINEWORLD CHELSEA Kings Road, SW3 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Sloane Square Aliens In The Attic Fri-Sun noon Funny People Fri-Sun 11.20, 2.15, 5.15, 8.20 G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Fri-Sun 11.20, 1.50 The Hurt Locker Fri-Sun 12.10, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 The Time Travelers Wife Fri-Sun 2.00, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00 The Ugly Truth Fri-Sun 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 GATE NOTTING HILL Notting Hill Gate, W11 (0871 704 2058). Tube: Notting Hill Gate Broken Embraces Fri/Sat 12.20, 3.10, 6.00, 8.50; Sun 2.10, 5.00, 7.50 Treasure Planet Sat 10.30am NOTTING HILL CORONET Notting Hill Gate, W11 (020 7727 6705). Tube: Notting Hill Gate Coco Before Chanel Fri/Sat 4.00, 8.40; Sun 8.00 Mesrine: Killer Instinct Fri/Sat 1.40 Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 Fri/Sat 3.00, 6.00, 8.50; Sun 2.00, 4.50, 7.40 The Time Travelers Wife Fri/Sat 6.20; Sun 5.50 ODEON KENSINGTON Kensington High St, W8 (0871 224 4007). Tube: High Stt Ken Broken Embraces Fri-Sun 2.30, 5.30, 8.25 Coco Before Chanel Fri-Sun 3.20, 5.55, 8.35 The Final Destination 3D Fri-Sun 4.50, 6.45, 8.50, 10.50 (Fri/Sat) Funny People Fri-Sun 1.50, 5.00, 8.10 G-Force 3D Fri-Sun 2.35 The Hangover Fri/Sat 11.10pm Inglourious Basterds Fri-Sun 1.25, 4.45, 8.05 The Time Travelers Wife Fri-Sun 1.40, 8.40 The Ugly Truth Fri- Sun 4.05, 6.20 SCREEN ON THE GREEN Upper Street, N1 (0870 066 4777). Tube: Angel Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1 (LEnnemi Public No 1) Fri/Sat 1.00 (Sat), 3.30, 6.15, 8.45; Sun 12.30, 8.00 Telstar Sun 4.10 THE ELECTRIC Portobello Road, W11 (020 7908 9696). Tube: Ladbroke Grove Ice Age 3: Sat 10.30am Inglourious Basterds Fri 5.45, 9.10; Sat 2.00, 5.30, 9.00 CLubS Drum & Bass ON THE CUFF AT 333 Electro and bassline. Old Street EC1 (020 7739 5949). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Sat 10pm-late, free SATURDAY AT THE EAGLE DJ Cousins spins drumnbass. Shepherdess Walk N1 (020 7250 0507). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Sat 7pm-1am, free THE SHOWDOWN AT INDIGO2 Drumnbass in the main room, with hip hop and house in room two f. Peninsula Square SE10 (0871 220 0260). Tube: North Greenwich, Rail: Westcombe Park Railway Station. Sat 10pm-5.30am, 19.50 House & Garage AUDIO SUSHI AT THE DOGSTAR Indie, electro, breaks, house, drumnbass and hip hop from DJ Disastrronaut. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7733 7515). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat 7pm- 4am, 5, free before 10pm BREAKFAST AT EGG Afterparty with French house and minimal electro. (Early Sun morning). York Way N7 (020 7609 8364). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 4am-late, 15, concs 12 WONDERLAND AT THE MINISTRY OF SOUND Pete Tong, Dirty South, Rob Marmot, Nufrequency, AFFKT and Nico De Ceglia spin funky, electro and also dirty house. Gaunt Street SE1 (0870 060 2666). Tube/Rail: Elephant And Castle. Saturdry 11pm-7am, 20, adv 12, 6 after 4am Others ANTHEMS AT THE YARD DJ Small Sam plays pop and rock anthems and retro hits. Tabernacle Street EC2 (020 7336 7758). Tube & Rail: Old Street. Tonight from 7pm-midnight, phone for prices. BUGZ IN THE ATTIC CARNIVAL SPECIAL AT EAST VILLAGE Bugz In The Attic supply electronica and soul. Great Eastern Street EC2 (020 7739 5173). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Sun 9pm-late, 10 CARNIVAL AFTER PARTY AT GINGLIK The Severed Limb, DJ Count Sizzle, Natty Bo and Mr & Mrs supply vintage skiffle, jazz, funk and reggae. Shepherds Bush Green W12 (020 8749 2310). Tube: Shepherds Bush. Sun 7pm-4am, 8, 6 before 10pm CARNIVAL FUNDAY! AT THE LOCKSIDE LOUNGE The resident DJs supply soul, reggae and ska. West Yard Dock NW1 (020 7284 0007). Tube: Camden Town. Sun noon-midnight, phone for prices DECASIA CLUB AT CATCH DJs Princess Julia, D-Bird, Reeperbahn and Brave Exhibitions spin jazz, electro, disco and funk plus No Kisses and Vahn perform live. Kingsland Road E2 (020 7729 6097). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Sat 9pm-2am, free FUSION AT THE ARCHES The Freemasons and XXL resident ChristianM play a mix of disco, funk and electro. Southwark Street SE1 (020 7403 9643). Tube: Southwark. Sun phone for times, 12, mems 8 HOXTON LAB AT MOTHER BAR DJs spin electro. Old Street EC1 (0793 9587 625). Sun 8pm-3am, free ROCK-A-BILLY REBELS AT THE BATHHOUSE DJs play rocknroll, psychobilly, rockabilly, swing and jive. Bishopsgate Churchyard EC2 (07951 624098). Sat 11pm-6am, 5 SALSA THERAPY AT THE ELBOW ROOM DJs play salsa tunes plus free class. Chapel Market N1 (020 7278 3244). Tube: Angel. Sun 7pm-1am, 5 SHORTIE ENTERTAINMENT AT SEONE Shorties Hit Squad, and NoKa spin funky house, R&B and hip hop. Stainer St SE1 (020 7407 1617). Tube: London Bdge. Sun 10pm-5am, adv 12 SOUL BREW KARAOKE AT THE VIBE BAR Sing along to Michael Jackson songs and Motown hits upstairs, while Spin Doctor & Andy Bird supply soul, house, hip hop and disco downstairs. Brick Lane E1 (020 7247 3479). Tube: Aldgate Eastreet. Tonight 8pm-1am, 4 THE YOUNG OFFENDERS INSTITUTE AT THE FLEAPIT DJs play funk, soul, rock and indie. Columbia Road E2 (020 7033 9986). Tube/Rail: Old Street/Bethnal Green. Tonight 7pm-midnight, free GIGS AFROBEAR, TARRBABY The three-piece play hip hop. The Jazz Caf Parkway, NW1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Camden Town. Tonight 11pm, 8 THE CORINE BAND Vocalist Corine Armstrong and band play jazz, funk, soul and pop covers. The Establishment Parsons Green Lane, SW6 (020 7731 8703). Tube: Parsons Green. Tonight 8.45pm, free TRIBUTE TO JORGE BEN Jeremy S performs songs by the Brazilian music legend. Cargo Rivington Street, EC2 (020 7739 3440). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 6pm, free DOMINO BONES, THE DIRTY REDS Indie-rock outfit featuring former Happy Mondays dancer Bez. Dirty South Lee High Road, SE13 (020 8852 1267). Sat 7pm, adv 7 THE FILES The band play rock. The Swan Clapham Road, SW9 (020 7978 9778). Tube: Stockwell. Tonight 8pm, 5, free before 11pm FRIDAYS AT DISTILLERS ARMS Tony Moore hosts an evening of acoustica from the around the globe. The Distillers Arms Fulham Palace Road, W6 (020 8748 2834). Tube: Hammersmith/Barons Court. Tonight 7.30pm, free FUNKY FRIDAYS Unsigned band showcase. Worlds End Stroud Green Road, N4 (020 7281 8679). Tube/Rail: Finsbury Park. Tonight phone for details KIERAN LEONARD Folk and blues. The Hideaway Junction Road, N19 (020 7561 0779). Tube: Archway/ Tufnell Park. Sun 8pm, 3 GET LOADED IN THE PARK: ORBITAL, ROYKSOPP, LAURENT GARNIER, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, BOOKA SHADE One-day festival of dance and electronica also featuring Roni Size, Freeland, Esser, Peaches, Mstrkrft, Crookers, Marina & The Diamonds and many more. Clapham Common , SW4 (0844 8472467). Tube: Clapham Common. Sun noon, 35 HEARTBREAK, STOPMAKINGME! Disco-funk from Italy. Metropolis, 234 Cambridge Heath Rd E2 (seetickets.com), 10pm, 4. Tube: Bethnal Green. DUBWISE: IRATION STEPPAS, YOUNG WARRIOR, ROGER ROBIN Dub and reggae from Jamaican crew. Jamm Brixton Road, SW9 (020 7274 5537). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight 9pm, 14, adv 9.50 LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION The New York singer-songwriter. Relentless Garage Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). 7pm, 10 LSS AND MOCIDADE INDEPENDENTE DE PADRE MIGUEL The band play Latin and salsa. Guanabara Parker St, WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. 5pm, 10 NOAH AND THE WHALE Folk-pop outfit promoting their album The First Days Of Spring. The Fly New Oxford Street, WC1 (0844 847 2424). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 7.30pm, adv 8 PAGAN LOVE, THIS IS RADIO FREEDOM, AUTOKRATZ, KID BRITISH London four-piece play indie-pop. Proud The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Road, NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. Sun 7.30pm, 10, adv 8 SEAN PAUL The reggae rapper from Jamaica. IndigO2 Peninsula Square, SE10 (0871 220 0260). Tube: North Greenwich, Rail: Westcombe Park Railway Station. Tonight 10pm, 20 THE PICTISH TRAIL, ROZI PLAIN, OLO WORMS The King Creosote collaborator plays offbeat folk. Strongroom Curtain Road, EC2 (020 7426 5103). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Sun 3pm, phone for prices PLAN B London rapper. Walkabout, Shepherds Bush Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (020 87404339).Sun5pm,phoneforprices RAYNE, THE FAMILIAR ONES, SUNDAY BEST, IF SHE FLOATS Alt.rock from Sunderland-based trio. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. Sat 8pm, 6, concs 5 SASHA ILYUKEVICH AND THE HIGHLY SKILLED MIGRANTS, AL MARANCA Acoustic folk rock with punk influences from the London-based Belarussian singer-songwriter. Pangea Project Stamford Hill, N16 (07841 595058). Tube: Manor House. Tonight 8.30pm, 5 SLEEPING STATES The three-piece from Bristol perform experimental folk and punk. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Tonight 6pm, free SOUTH EAST IN EAST: ALI LOVE, TEENAGERS IN TOKYO, TRONIK YOUTH Electronica from the London musician. Vibe Bar Brick Lane, E1 (07762 069795). Tube: Aldgate Eastreet. Sun phone for times, 7 SUBHUMANS, ASSHOLE PARADE, RESOLUTION 242 The four-piece play punk. The Underworld Camden High Street, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. Tonight 7pm, adv 10 KAIDI TATHAM Critically acclaimed experimental electro-jazz musician. The Jazz Cafe Parkway, NW1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Camden Town. Tonight 7pm, adv 15 VIRGINIA SLINT, THE ADJUSTERS, SNIDE Female grunge-rock three-piece are the headliners. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Sat 7.30pm, 6 VIVA LA REVOLUCION! Latin and Afro-Cuban music, hosted by guitarist and singer Javier Camilo. Ronnie Scotts Frith Street, W1 (020 7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Square. Tonight 6pm, 5, free before 8pm Filthy Carnival A BethnAl Green strip joint turns, for one night only, into a normal club. Italo-disco funksters heartbreak, left, are live with Stopmakingme!, while love Supreme man the decks and art gallery take Courage curates an exhibition. Sun, Metropolis, 234 Cambridge Heath Rd E2 (seetickets.com), 10pm, 4. Tube: Bethnal Green bANKHOLIDAY CHOICE LONDONS TOP10 FILMS 1 Inglourious Basterds (18) 2 The TimeTravellers Wife (12A) 3 Harry PotterAndThe Half-BloodPrince (12A) 4 CocoBefore Chanel(15) 5 TheUglyTruth(15) 6 G.I. Joe:The Rise Of The Cobra (12A) 7 Sin Nombre (15) 8 Mesrine: Killer Instinct (15) 9 Dance Flick (15) 10 G-Force (PG) Source: Screen International ANEWWORLD WE HavE 10 pairs of tickets to give away to see a New World: a Life Of Thomas Paine, starring John Light, right, at Shakespeares Globe, on the night of your choice. This world premiere of Trevor Griffithss play runs in rep until 9 October. Paine was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, and the play brings the story of american independence to the stage. For more information go to shakespeares-globe.org. To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am on Tuesday. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. 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