SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 27 August 2009 29 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Wild Child. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts, Johnny Pacar and Aidan Quinn. Death Race. A crooked prison warden coerces a convict into taking part in a deadly car race. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane and Tyrese Gibson. Never Back Down. A rebellious teenager learns to combine different fighting styles from a martial arts expert. Drama, starring Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou and Amber Heard. 6.20 Blue Streak. With Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson, Peter Greene and David Chappelle. Trading Places. Two billionaire brothers arrange for a stockbroker and a homeless conman to swap places. With Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche. Sex And The City. Journalist Carrie prepares for her wedding, but her fianc is starting to get cold feet. With Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Chris Noth. 4.55 In The Line Of Fire 7.05 F/X: Murder By Illusion. A special-effects expert is hired to stage the mock killing of a gangster -- but gets double-crossed. With Bryan Brown and Brian Dennehy. Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US president is followed from several perspectives. With Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. 10.35 American Gangster. The story about Seventies drug kingpin Frank Lucas. Starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. 6.15 Dragonheart. Fantasy adventure, starring Dennis Quaid and David Thewlis. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. The globe-trotting archaeologist races against the Soviets to find a powerful artefact. Action adventure, starring Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett. 10.10 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling heroes must rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the land of the dead. Adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 5.40 Across The Universe. With Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess and Joe Anderson. The American President. The US president is thrust into the spotlight by his romantic involvement with an environmentalist. With Michael Douglas, Annette Bening, Martin Sheen and Michael J Fox. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. With Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor. 11.50 Happiness 5.15 The Mist. With Thomas Jane. 7.25 Vacancy. A couple stranded in an isolated motel realise they have been set up to star in a snuff movie. With Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. With Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis, Joel Virgel and Mo Zainal. 10.55 The Mist. With Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden and Andre Braugher. 6.00 Leatherheads. Comedy, starring George Clooney, Rene Zellweger and John Krasinski. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. Two firefighter buddies pretend to get married in order to overcome a problem with a life insurance policy. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Kevin James. Things We Lost In The Fire. A widow offers to take in her husbands heroin-addicted friend and help him turn his life around. Drama, starring Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro and David Duchovny. Die Hard. A New York cop battles criminals who have hijacked a Japanese-owned skyscraper on Christmas Eve. Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Hart Bochner and Alexander Godunov. 11.15 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure sequel. 6.10 The FBI Story. Fact-based drama, following the early years of the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Starring James Stewart, Vera Miles, Murray Hamilton and Larry Pennell. Money Talks. A journalist offers to shelter a fugitive for the weekend, but the plan soon goes awry. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Chris Tucker and Heather Locklear. 10.50 Being Human. Comedy drama, starring Robin Williams, Maudie Johnson and Robert Carlyle. 6.55 Guess Who. An African-American father is far from impressed by his daughters white fianc and tries to split them up. Comedy, starring Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher and Zo Saldana. Volver. Two Spanish sisters discover their aunt is being visited by the spirit of their deceased mother. Comedy drama, starring Penlope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Duenas, Blanca Portillo and Yohana Cobo. 11.15 Final Destination 2. Horror sequel, with AJ Cook and Tony Todd. 6.10 Sicko. Michael Moores documentary exploring US healthcare, meeting people denied treatment. 8.15 All The Real Girls. A nave small-town girl is stunned but flattered when a local womaniser sets her in his sights. Drama, starring Paul Schneider and Zooey Deschanel. 10.05 Margot At The Wedding. A writer attends her sisters wedding, and stirs up conflict within the family. Comedy drama, with Nicole Kidman. 11.40 In Bruges. With Colin Farrell. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jane horrocks, 7pm, Blighty chris tarrant, 8pm, Virgin 1 david Boreanaz, 9pm, sky1 Ben miller, 10pm, more4 mimi rogers, 10.30pm, e4 anna paquin, 11pm, FX skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn Live Carling Cup Football. Crystal Palace v Manchester City (kick-off 8pm). This evenings second-round tie comes from Selhurst Park, as the Championship outfit entertain the Premier League big-spenders. Two goals from Darren Ambrose helped the Eagles to this stage as they beat Torquay United 2-1 in the opening round. 10.15 Time Of Our Lives. Former Derby County players reminisce. Presented by Jeff Stelling. 11.15 Premier League World. A round-up. 11.45 Powerboating 4.30 Live Pro40 Cricket. Kent Spitfires v Surrey Brown Caps. Coverage of the day/night Division Two match at the County Ground, Canterbury. The Spitfires won by an emphatic 142-run margin when the sides met at the Oval last season, with the help of 98 runs off 97 balls from Joe Denly. Race World. The latest motor sport highlights, from karting to the world of Formula One. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Powerboating. The UIM F1 World Championship. Live Greyhound Racing. All the action from this evenings Betfred Select Stakes in Nottingham, where the dogs tackle the 500m track. Barnfield On Air justified his tag as favourite to win the race last year. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels, Triple H and John Cena. Presented by Jerry The King Lawler. Polo. The Gold Cup. From the Cowdray Park Polo Club in Midhurst, West Sussex. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. Live Poker. Coverage of the latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players competing for a guaranteed prize pool of 5,000. 5.45 Live Womens European Championship Football. Iceland v Norway (kick-off 6pm). Live US Tour Golf. The Barclays. Coverage of the opening round from the Liberty National Golf Club in New Jersey. The leading 125 players on this years US Tour qualify for this tournament, with the leading 100 after the event then qualifying for the Deutsche Bank Championship. Inside The PGA Tour. Golf update. GP2 Series. Both races from Spain. 6.30 Serie A Weekly Round-Up 7.15 Australian Rules Football. A recent game in the Australian Football League. 8.15 Top 14 Rugby Union. Highlights. 8.45 Serie A Weekly Round-Up. The Italian top flight. Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. Ultimate Fighting Championship. Grappling action from the Unleashed Series. The Doctor, The Tornado And The Kentucky Kid. Valentino Rossi, Colin Edwards and Nicky Hayden. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer fakes his own death. The Simpsons. Lisa tries to become a tap dancer. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Bones. A fraternity brother is found brutally murdered. David Boreanaz stars. Justin Lee Collins: High Diver. The presenter tries his hand at high diving. Fringe. Walters former room-mate is linked to the abduction of a young musical prodigy. Star Trek: Voyager. The Doctor tries to save his mentor. Kate Mulgrew and Robert Picardo star. Classic Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Big-money quiz, with Chris Tarrant. Ibiza. A Gary Barlow impersonator quits his Take That tribute band Fake That following a fight. Most Shocking. Featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat. Sexcetera. A look at some of the preferences on show at the annual New York Fetish Marathon. Merlin. Arthur rescues a man and his beautiful daughter from bandits. 7.45 The Real Hustle Doctor Whos Greatest Moments: The Companions. The time-travellers assistants Tough Guy Or Chicken? The adventurers become Evenki reindeer herders in the Siberian Arctic. EastEnders. Zainab reveals she is pregnant. We Are Klang. The Mayor is threatened. Family Guy. Peter starts a religion. 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Tough Guy Or Chicken? World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Fabio Luisi conducts the Staatskapelle Dresden in the 56th Prom from the Royal Albert Hall, featuring classical star Lang Lang returning to perform Chopins Piano Concerto No 2 in F minor. Wallander. A murder investigation is launched when dead refugees are found in an abandoned lorry. Drama, starring Krister Henriksson. 11.25 Later With Jools Holland. With Boy George. 6.10 Hulk. A genetic accident transforms a scientist into a powerful green monster. Comic-strip adventure from director Ang Lee, with Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Sam Elliott and Nick Nolte. What Katie Did Next. New series. Katie Prices life since her split from Peter Andre. The Interpreter. A UN translator stumbles on a plot to assassinate an African head of state. Political thriller, starring Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener and Hugo Speer. 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe interferes in a long-running feud. Nicholas Ball guest stars. 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes. A client hires Holmes to dissuade a socialite from marrying. Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones. A tour of Paris. Last in the series. The Forsyte Saga. Fleur tells Soames she is in love with Jon and persuades him to visit Irene. Damian Lewis stars. Last in the series. 11.40 Numb3rs. Sex offenders are murdered. Classic Gear. Motorsports magazine show about classic cars, presented by Jason Dawe. Police, Camera, Action! With Alastair Stewart. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Total Emergency. Police and paramedics are called to help an injured motorcyclist. The Devil Dared Me To. A would-be stuntman hatches a plan to jump a car between New Zealands two islands. Comedy, with Chris Stapp. 11.45 Geronimo: An American Legend Hollyoaks. Loretta attracts an admirer. My Name Is Earl. Randy tracks down a woman. Friends. Monicas sexy cousin visits. Friends. Rachel meets an old college friend. Reaper. Sam is sent to the home of the Devils lover so he can learn more about the business. The Big Bang Theory. Penny feels threatened. The Loop. Meryl needs help. Mimi Rogers stars. Free Agents. Stephen falls in love. King Of The Hill. Hank is devastated. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud looks on as Tiffany and Jonny Wood build a home in Bath. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Pussies Galore. Women who are cat fanatics. Jamie At Home. Preparing dishes using tomatoes. 9.35 Jamie At Home Gordon Ramsays F Word. McFly join the chef in the kitchen and Ben Miller takes on the recipe challenge. 11.10 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. Helping an Italian restaurant. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps the mother of a troubled boy. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Criminal Minds. The team faces a series of seemingly motiveless murders. Supernatural. The Winchesters investigate a plane crash which only seven people survived. Private Practice. Cooper meets a diabetic boy with a mysterious past. Paul Adelstein stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A woman is killed by a stalker. William Petersen stars. Steptoe And Son. Albert hosts a sance. Wilfrid Brambell stars. 7.40 Blackadder Goes Forth. Edmund organises a show. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del cashes in on a miracle. Only Fools And Horses. Part two of two. The Trotters arrive in America and walk straight into disaster when their camper van is robbed, and a Mafia gang targets Del. David Jason stars. dinnerladies. The girls celebrate at their works do. 11.40 French And Saunders Judge John Deed. In addition to pushing for an inquiry into the death of Rufus Barron, Deed presides over the trial of a TV shows producers, who have been charged with manslaughter. Dalziel & Pascoe. Dalziel hunts a killer with a taste for antique porcelain, while Pascoe puts his promotion celebrations on hold to investigate the shooting of three friends. Warren Clarke stars. Taggart. DCI Burkes career hangs in the balance when a mans body is found in his car. The King Of Queens. Carrie dates a cop. The King Of Queens. Doug is promoted. Frasier. The shrink lands a job on a TV show. Frasier. Niles makes a discovery about Maris. Two And A Half Men. Mia chides Charlie. Two And A Half Men. Alan is worried. Scrubs. Carla and Turk consider a second baby. Sex And The City. Carrie meets another no-hoper. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie looks for romance. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby tries to secure a $100,000 reward for locating a woman. NCIS. Two agents are murdered -- and Paula holds herself responsible. Jessica Steen stars. Family Guy. Peter injures his hand at work. American Dad! Francine feels threatened. 10 Items Or Less. Leslie tries to help Richard. Family Guy. Lois becomes a teacher. True Blood. Sookie grandmother becomes the latest victim of the killer. Anna Paquin stars. 6.10 Dragonquest. Fantasy adventure, starring Marc Singer and Brian Thompson. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard and Kahlan set out to rescue a boy who can read minds. Legend Of The Seeker. Kahlan and Richard help protect a village, and Zedd is captured. Knight Rider. Mike investigates a plane crash and discovers it was faked. Justin Bruening stars. Medium. Michael gets a job on a telephone hotline as a psychic. Ryan Hurst stars. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman conduct an investigation into speed cameras. How Do They Do It? Modern-day objects. How Its Made. Ice-cream cones. Mega Builders. The development of MGMs new mini-city in Las Vegas, which cost $7.4 billion. Lost Buildings Of Britain. Simon Thurley visits the ruins of Glastonbury Abbey. Bear Essentials. Bear Grylls reveals his indispensable survival equipment. Sea Patrol UK. Documentary following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Banged Up Abroad. How a man was locked up in a Mexican jail after a drug deal went wrong. Ancient Astronauts. The possibility that human evolution has been influenced by aliens. Ghost Ship. Experts analyse allegedly cursed or haunted vessels including the Mary Celeste. Loch Ness Investigated. Exploring the legend of the Scottish monster. Ancient Discoveries. Unusual medical cures of ancient times, including trepanning techniques. How Britain Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis investigates the histories of key cities in the UK. Mountbatten: Death Of A Royal. Tracing the life and brutal murder of Louis Mountbatten. Terry Jones Great Map Mystery. Holywell. Terry Jones Great Map Mystery. Holyhead. War Against The French. How the Allies defeated Napoleons army at Waterloo in 1815. All Creatures Great And Small. Tristan earns himself reputation as the best vet. A History Of Britain. Simon Schama continues his journey through British history. Hadrian. Dan Snow assesses the life of one of the greatest Roman emperors. The Fight. Investigation into racial issues in boxing, with a focus on Jack Johnson and Joe Louis. All Creatures Great And Small. Tristan earns himself reputation as the best vet. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Detectives. Baffling police cases. Psychic Kids. A teenager who believes she is going to die in a car accident. Psychic Investigators. With John Edward. Psychic Academy. Tony Stockwell takes six members of the public on a spiritual journey. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Jane Horrocks explores her northern roots. Seaside Rescue. A woman severs a finger. Seaside Rescue. Two boys are lost at sea. Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones visits the Lake District, investigating the Quaker movement. Who Do You Think You Are? Sheila Hancock travels to Milan, where her father was born. Cars, Cops And Criminals. Following police as they prevent thieves from breaking into cars. 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