London Lite Thursday, 27 August 2009 27 Watch it 9pm, ITV2 What Katie Did Next Get your trash telly fix with everyones favourite divorcee, Jordan. And with V+ HD you can pause to make a cuppa, and rewind to gawp at the outrageous outfits. Record it 8.30pm, BBC1 The Rat Pack More sewers than Sinatra, take a trip around London with pest controllers Jimmy and Ricky. Not for the squeamish, hit record on your V+ HD Box and watch after dinner. Record it 8.30pm, ITV1 Coronation Street Cant live without the Street? With a V+ HD Box you can automatically record every single episode at the touch of a button. Thats a whole lot of drama. Pause, record and rewind with a V+ HD Box from Virgin Media Cant decide what to watch? With a V+ HD Box you dont have to. ADVERTISEMENT 0800 952 9874 visit Virgin Media stores TELEVISION BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five Clashing shows? Luckily, when youve got a V+ HD Box you can record two shows while you watch a third. Handy, eh? If youre running late for your favourite show, the V+ HD Box lets you rewind live TV great for the bits you missed. 10.30 No Place Like Home? (S). 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). 12.30 For The Rest Of Your Life (S). Game show, hosted by Nicky Campbell. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Good Bid Good Buy (R,S). Renovating a Grade II-listed building in Norfolk. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Paul Young is the guest judge. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). A burglary has unexpected repercussions. 5.00 Golden Balls (R,S). Game show. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Ryan rushes to the rescue when Will is knocked unconscious by a horse, and John is relieved to receive confirmation that Aaron has dropped the charges. 7.30 Countrywise (S). 24/36. Paul Heiney takes a trip on a traditional wherry trading-barge on the Norfolk Broads. Plus, reports on cowboys in the West Country and a poacher- turned-river keeper in Hampshire. 8.00 Emmerdale (S). Ashley admits the reason he dislikes Vincent, which leaves Laurel in turmoil, and Val tries to persuade Pollard that they should buy into the B&B. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). David reluctantly confesses to Gail that Jason is innocent but keeps her in the dark about the real culprit. Norris gives Ramsay an ultimatum and Jesses parrot attacks Eileen. 9.00 The Bill (S,HD). Banksy (Patrick Robinson) renews acquaintance with the Sissoulu family. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 James Bulger -- A Mothers Story: Real Crime (R,S). The story of Denise Ferguss efforts to create a fitting memorial for her son, who was two years old when he was abducted from a shopping centre and murdered in February 1993. 11.35 Surface (S). 6/15. Dr Cirko and his assistant learn the origin of the new species. But the discovery places Cirkos life in danger, as a series of mishaps befall him and his team before they can fully report their findings. 12.30 Motorsport UK (S). Porsche Carrera Cup action. 1.15 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R,S); ITV News Headlines. 2.10 Supernatural (R,S). Sam is abducted. 2.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). 10.35 The Slammer (R,S). 11.05 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.30 Film: Up In The World (S) (1956). Comedy, starring Norman Wisdom. 1.00 Living In The Sun (R,S). 1.45 Britains Dream Homes (R,S). Georgian homes. 2.30 Animal Park (R,S). 3.00 Monk (R,S). A bump on the head robs Monk of his memory. 3.45 Flog It! (S). James Lewis and Kate Bliss value items in Stroud. 4.30 Pointless (S). Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (S). The duo explore the traditional food of Cheshire. 6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (S). Julian Rivett and his fiance Charlotte challenge antiques expert Paul Martin to help double their 2,000 savings to pay for their dream honeymoon. 7.00 Coast (R,S,HD). 7/8. The team explores Britains connection to the fjords of Norway, with Neil Oliver discovering how a raid on the Nazi- occupied Lofotens Island helped turn the tide of the Second World War. Nick Crane meets shipwrights who build boats using the centuries- old methods of the Vikings, and Jason Roberts braves the frozen landscapes of Svalbard. 8.00 The Frankincense Trail (S,HD). 1/4. New series. Kate Humble embarks on a 2,000-mile adventure tracing the ancient frankincense trade route of Arabia across the modern world of the Middle East. She begins high in the hills of southern Oman, walking with the Al Mahri tribe and their 300 camels through the Empty Quarter Desert. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Mock The Week (S). 8/13. Dara OBriain hosts the quiz, with guest Fred MacAulay joining panellists Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons. 9.30 The Funny Side Of Live TV (S). 4/6. Clive Anderson takes a humorous look at the history of live TV, highlighting what can go wrong when the programme-makers have no second chance. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Emily Maitlis. Followed by Weather. 11.20 10 Rillington Place (S) (1971). Thriller based on the true case of murderous landlord John Christie, whose crimes in the Forties led to a notorious miscarriage of justice when his hapless tenant was convicted of his crimes. Starring Richard Attenborough, John Hurt and Judy Geeson and directed by Richard Fleischer. 1.10 BBC News (S). 4.30 Close. 10.55 Shipwrecked 2009: Battle Of The Islands (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 In Your Dreams (R,S). 12.45 10 Years Younger: The Challenge (R,S). 1.40 Film: Cheaper By The Dozen (S,HD) (1950). Comedy based on a true story, starring Clifton Webb. 3.25 Countdown (S). 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (S). Another contestant hopes to win big money. 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,S). General knowledge and memory game show. 5.30 Come Dine With Me (S,HD). Beauty queen Samira hosts the penultimate dinner party in Swansea. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/23. Lisa has to room-share with Bart. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Cindy questions the nature of her relationship with Tony after an argument makes her think he only wants her body. Newt tells his family about his GCSE results. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Missing You (S). 4/4. Last in the series. 8.00 How Clean Is Your House? (S). 3/12. Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie come to the aid of feisty French woman Veronique, whose obsession with car-boot sales has left her Aldershot home in a mess. 8.30 Dolce Vito -- Dream Restaurant (S). 3/6. Vito Cataffo heads north to Bologna, where he finally finds the perfect location for his restaurant. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Benefit Busters (S). 2/3. The second programme examining the impact of the Governments bid to revolutionise the welfare system follows former soldier Mark Pilkington, who has not worked for 10 years. After finding a job he is laid off again within four weeks, and considers whether there is more security in a life on benefits. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the Big Brother compound as the remaining housemates look ahead to next weeks final. 11.10 The TNT Show (S). 12/12. Young comedy upstarts Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh present this topical enterntainment show. Last in series. 11.40 You Have Been Watching (R,S). 8/8. Comedy panel show with guests Phill Jupitus and Jack Whitehall. Last in the series. 12.30 Big Brother Live. 4.00 Post Modern Pastimes (R,S). 4.15 Scrapheap Challenge (R,S). 5.10 Countdown (R,S). 5.50 The Treacle People (R,S). 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Medical Investigation (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Paul insists he cannot marry Rebecca (Jane Hall). 2.15 Zoo Days Shorts (R,S). 2.30 The Family Recipe (R,S). 2.35 Film: Bound By A Secret (S) (2009). Drama, starring Lesley Ann Warren. 4.25 Neighbours (R,S). 4.55 Live UEFA Europa League Football (S). SK Sigma Olomouc v Everton (kick-off 5pm). This evenings double bill of third-round qualifier second-leg matches gets under way. 7.00 Chris Barries Massive Speed (R,S). Chris Barrie explores the world of armoured vehicles, tracing their evolution from the early models of the First World War to the bomb-proof presidential limo. Followed by Five News Update. 7.30 Live UEFA Europa League Football (S). Aston Villa v Rapid Vienna (kick-off 8pm). This evenings double bill concludes as Villa host the Austrians at Villa Park in the second leg of this third-round qualifier. Martin ONeills men had their challenge ended at the last-32 stage in last seasons UEFA Cup, which this newly reconstructed competition has replaced, and will need to overturn a 1-0 deficit from the first leg if they are to avoid going out early on once again. The visitors are 32-time national champions and have a wealth of experience at this level, but their current crop of players are a long way off the standard that helped them reach the European Cup Winners Cup finals in 1985 and 1996. In the event of extra-time and penalties subsequent programmes are subject to change. 10.05 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (S) (2004). Zombie-fighting heroine Alice must battle her way through an entire city of the living dead in search of the scientist who created the zombie virus, in the hope of finding a way to stop it. Meanwhile, the corporation that employed him unleashes its latest experiment on the city. Sci-fi horror sequel, starring Milla Jovovich and Sienna Guillory. 11.50 Quiz Call. Game show giving viewers the chance to phone in and answer questions for cash prizes. 4.00 NFL Classic (R). . 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R,S). The work of volunteers at an animal sanctuary. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). Paul insists he cannot marry Rebecca until he is worthy of her love and reaches out to the Ramsays, offering Kate a locket once owned by her grandmother. Meanwhile, Lucas seeks another gambling thrill 5.35 HouseBusters (R,S). With Janet Ellis. 6.00 Live UEFA Europa League football continues. 0800 952 9874 visit Virgin Media stores With a V+ HD Box from Virgin Media you can save all your favourite shows and movies. Then choose to watch them whenever you want. You can even record two channels while watching a third. Genius. 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