SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 26 August 2009 19 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Never Back Down. Drama, starring Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou and Amber Heard. Wild Child. Self-centred Malibu princess Poppy is used to living on easy street, with limitless credit cards and no discipline. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts and Natasha Richardson. Death Race. A crooked prison warden coerces a convict into taking part in a deadly car race. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane, Tyrese Gibson and Natalie Martinez. 6.30 Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. With Rob Schneider, William Forsythe and Eddie Griffin. Meet The Spartans. A king defends his country against invaders, but finds himself short of warriors. With Sean Maguire and Carmen Electra. Semi-Pro. An incompetent basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to turn his teams fortunes around. With Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson. 11.05 License To Wed. With Robin Williams, Mandy Moore and John Krasinski. 5.20 The Net 7.15 The Italian Job. A crook puts together a plan to steal 4million in gold, making a quick getaway in a fleet of minis. With Michael Caine and Noel Coward. The Kingdom. When an American military facility in Saudi Arabia is bombed, an FBI agent is given five days to track down the perpetrators. With Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner. 10.55 Shoot Em Up. With Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci and Stephen McHattie. 5.20 Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade. The archaeologist sets out to find his missing father, who was searching for the Holy Grail. Adventure sequel, starring Harrison Ford, Sean Connery and Alison Doody. 10.10 Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their son. Adventure, with Sam Neill. 11.50 The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas 6.00 Jack. With Robin Williams, Diane Lane, Jennifer Lopez, Bill Cosby and Brian Kerwin. Atonement. A girl accuses her sisters lover of a crime he did not commit, with tragic repercussions. With Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, Brenda Blethyn, Saoirse Ronan and Romola Garai. 10.05 3:10 To Yuma. A rancher agrees to escort an outlaw to a station in time for the train that will take him to jail. With Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Ben Foster and Logan Lerman. 5.40 Monster Ark. Horror. 7.20 Wind Chill. Two students stranded on a remote country road during a winter storm begin to suspect they are not alone. With Emily Blunt and Ashton Holmes. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.35 Death Proof. A psychopath uses his specially modified car to hunt down and kill women. With Kurt Russell and Rosario Dawson. 6.00 Enchanted. Fantasy comedy, starring Amy Adams, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. Comedy, with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 The Heartbreak Kid. A 40-year-old bachelor proposes to his girlfriend of several weeks, but lives to regret it. Romantic comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan and Malin Akerman. 11.45 The Terminator 6.20 Zodiac. Fact-based crime drama following the hunt for the serial killer who terrorised San Francisco in the late Sixties. With Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo. The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious toxin in the air that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, with Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. 10.35 Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit acts of evil. Adventure, with James McAvoy. 6.55 The In-Laws. A CIA agent and a dentist are thrown together by their childrens impending marriage. Zany comedy, starring Peter Falk, Alan Arkin, Penny Peyser and Michael Lembeck. Blazing Saddles. A black sheriff and an alcoholic gunfighter join forces to foil a crooked attorney. Mel Brooks Western spoof, starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder. 10.50 The Swarm. A terrifying mass of African killer bees descends on America. Drama, with Michael Caine. 6.25 The Core. A chain of strange and deadly incidents in several countries leads scientists to the conclusion that the Earths core has stopped spinning. Sci-fi thriller, starring Aaron Eckhart. Kingdom Of Heaven. A blacksmith embarks on a crusade to Jerusalem, where he rises to knighthood and pledges to defend the city and its people. Historical drama, starring Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Edward Norton, Jeremy Irons, Marton Csokas and Ghassan Massoud. 5.30 Im Not There. Drama, starring Cate Blanchett and Christian Bale. 7.50 Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan. The renowned conqueror rises from slavery to becoming a mighty war leader. Historical drama, starring Tadanobu Asano, Honglei Sun and Khulan Chuluun. Sunshine. Fifty years into the future, a spaceship crew is sent to reignite the sun before Earth freezes. Sci-fi thriller, starring Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans and Michelle Yeoh. 11.50 Taxi Driver movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Julian clary, 7pm, Blighty martin shaw, 8pm, itV4 Lorraine kelly, 9pm, sky1 eva La rue, 10pm, Living phill Jupitus, 11.10pm, e4 cat deeley, 11.15pm, BBc3 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Soccer Special. Ian Payne introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Youre On Sky Sports! Football comment on the issues to arise from the weeks action, assessing the impact of the latest results and injury news. Live UEFA Champions League. Fiorentina v Sporting Lisbon (kick-off 7.45pm). The play-off-round second-leg match at the Stadio Artemio Franchi. Plus, the choice of three other games on the interactive service -- VFB Stuttgart v Timisoara, Olympiakos v Sheriff and Apoel Nicosia v FC Copenhagen. UEFA Champions League. Highlights of a second-leg match from the play-off round. Boots n All. Super League review. With Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. Live Pro40 Cricket. Middlesex Panthers v Lancashire Lightning. Coverage of the Division Two encounter at Lords. Both teams were relegated from Division One last season, but their causes were not helped when last terms meeting was abandoned. Total Rugby. Magazine show. Transworld Sport. Action and features, focusing on activities and minority interest events. Ten Pin Bowling. The 12th staging of the World Ten Pin Masters at the Barnsley Metrodome. Polo. Highlights of the Queens Cup final at the Guards Polo Club in Windsors Great Park. Boots n All. Super League review. With Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. PGA EuroPro Tour Golf. The ABC Solutions UK Championship at Wychwood Park in Cheshire, where the stars of the future continued their quest to qualify for the season-ending Tour Championship. Asian Tour Weekly. The latest news. Total Rugby. Magazine show. 5.45 Live Womens European Championship Football. Holland v Finland (kick-off 6pm). 8.10 Wednesday Selection 8.15 Polo. Action from the Whitney Cup in Florida. 9.15 Riders Club 9.20 Golf US Tour Golf. The Wyndham Championship. From Greensboro, North Carolina. 10.25 European Tour Golf 10.55 Golf Club Yacht Club. Magazine. 11.15 Champions Tour Golf. Highlights of the Jeld-Wen Tradition. 6.30 Barca TV. Reports from the latest goings-on at one of the biggest clubs in world football, Barcelona. 8.15 ICC Cricket World PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. Australian Rules Football. Action from a recent game in the Australian Football League. Russian Football League. Dynamo Moscow v Rubin Kazan. Highlights of the top-flight clash at the Arena-Khimki. PortuGol. Highlights from the Super Liga. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart catches a virus. The Simpsons. Marge gets herself arrested. The Simpsons. Bart faces a dilemma. The Simpsons. George Bush Sr moves in. Missing Children: Lorraine Kelly Investigates. The case of 15-year-old Vicky Hamilton. The Running Man. A convict takes part in a brutal TV game show in which he is hunted by killers. Sci-fi action adventure, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 11.55 Road Wars Star Trek: Voyager. Kes travels through time to destroy Janeway. Drama, starring Jennifer Lien. Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK. The Hammersmith and Fulham drugs squad raids a crack den. Criminal Minds. The agents are called to Denver to identify the killers of entire families. Criminal Minds. The team investigates a series of bank robberies. Mandy Patinkin stars. Sexcetera. An erotic artist from New Jersey who produces works based on his dreams. Merlin. Morgana succumbs to an illness. Katie McGrath stars. 7.45 The Real Hustle Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. The Autistic Me. Three autistic young mens paths to being accepted as adults. Bizarre ER. Narrated by Freema Agyeman. Family Guy. Stewie plans to kill Lois. 10.50 Family Guy. Lois visits her brother. 11.15 Little Britain. With Cat Deeley. 11.45 We Are Klang World News Today Chelsea Pensioners: Once A Soldier Casualty 1909. Nurse Laura Goodley finds herself out of her depth at work. The Cell. How scientists are trying to create cells in the laboratory. Last in the series. Visions Of The Future. Professor Michio Kaku looks at the revolution in biotechnology. Shadow Of The Vampire. Drama, starring Willem Dafoe and John Malkovich. Gossip Girl. Blair takes matters into her own hands in dealing with Georgina. Last in the series. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous. An FBI agent-turned-publicity figure goes back on undercover duty when her friends are kidnapped. Comedy sequel, with Sandra Bullock, Regina King and William Shatner. 10.20 Total Recall. A man discovers his memory has been erased, and goes to Mars in search of the truth. Adventure, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Margaret encounters a face from the past. Drama, starring Richard Griffiths. Monarch Of The Glen. Irenes past threatens to destroy her relationship with Duncan. Numb3rs. Sex offenders are murdered by a vigilante. American drama, starring Rob Morrow. Life. A wealthy retired Nasa pilot is killed mid-air. Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi star. Crazy People. Comedy, starring Dudley Moore, Daryl Hannah and Paul Reiser. UEFA Champions League. Preview show. Police, Camera, Action! With Alastair Stewart. The Professionals. Corruption is uncovered in the construction industry. Martin Shaw stars. Real Crime: Starring John Bindon. Profile of East End hardman and actor John Bindon. The Enforcer. Dirty Harry battles an underground terrorist group with the help of a female partner. Crime thriller sequel, starring Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly and Harry Guardino. Hollyoaks. Cindy questions her relationship with Tony. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jason Lee stars. Friends. Chandler hears a startling revelation. Friends. Joey and Ross date the same girl. The Italian Job. A crook double-crosses his partners in crime, a betrayal that leaves their friend and mentor dead. Crime thriller remake, starring Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron and Edward Norton. 11.10 You Have Been Watching. With Phill Jupitus. Last in the series. Grand Designs. A couple build a family home on an industrial site in the Midlothian countryside. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Half Ton Veg. Documentary. Time Team. Tony Robinson and the crew examines an unknown Roman settlement. Attila And The Empire Of The Huns. Examining the fifth-century kings reign of terror across Europe. 11.05 Queen Victorias Men. Docu-drama examining the monarchs relationships. Ghost Whisperer. Jim is haunted by the spirit of an ex-convict. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. CSI: Miami. A daredevil driver is decapitated while performing a dangerous stunt. Four Weddings. Featuring a Doncaster couple inspired by David and Victoria Beckham. CSI: Miami. Natalias sister is the victim of a kidnapping. David Caruso and Eva La Rue star. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A bus crash leaves nine people dead. William Petersen stars. Steptoe And Son. Albert is confined to bed with an injury. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim is accused of phone-tapping. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters help a pregnant woman. Fawlty Towers. Manuels pet rat escapes into the hotel. 9.45 Little Britain USA. Vicky Pollard goes to hospital. 10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth. Edmund joins the Flying Corps. Only Fools And Horses. Part two of two. The Trotters arrive in America. David Jason stars. New Tricks. A man wrongly convicted of arson enlists Halfords help in finding the culprit. New Tricks. Pullman reinvestigates the case of a teenager who was abducted and left to die. Silent Witness. A mans body is donated to medical research and before long Sam uncovers evidence to suggest his death may not have been entirely natural. Amanda Burton stars. New Tricks. A man wrongly convicted of arson enlists Halfords help in finding the culprit. The King Of Queens. Carries birthday nears. The King Of Queens. Doug plans a meal. Frasier. The Cranes brothers compete. Frasier. Roz and Frasier attend a conference. Two And A Half Men. Charlie upsets Mia. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Miranda learns she has a lazy ovary. 11.05 Sex And The City. Miranda grows adventurous. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby reads the mind of a fatally injured man at the scene of an accident. NCIS. A Marine who supposedly froze to death comes back to life. Mark Harmon stars. Family Guy. Brian and Stewie join the Army. American Dad! A spoof of James Bond films. ReGenesis. A contagious disease spreads through a small town. Peter Outerbridge stars. The Listener. Toby and Ozs paramedic skills are called into question. Craig Olejnik stars. 6.00 Lost City Raiders. Sci-fi adventure, starring James Brolin and Ian Somerhalder. Loch Ness Terror. A man sets out to gain revenge for his fathers death by tracking down and killing the Loch Ness monster. Sci-fi thriller, starring Brian Krause. 9.50 An American Werewolf In London. A US tourist is attacked on a Yorkshire moor and undergoes a terrifying transformation. Horror comedy, starring David Naughton. 11.50 Medium Mythbusters. Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage test a theory involving a submerged car. How Do They Do It? Modern-day objects. How Its Made. Steel shipping drums. Are We Alone? Scientists compare the extreme environments of distant worlds with those found in remote areas of Earth, in the hope of gaining new insights in the search for extraterrestrial life. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former Special Forces adventurer concludes his survival guide. Sea Patrol UK. Series following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Escaping Alcatraz. Documentary exploring plans made by inmates to escape from the prison. Australias Hardest Prison. Inside a maximum security institution in Western Australia. Americas Hardest Prisons. Inside a jail where violent gang leaders are serving their sentences. Seconds From Disaster. Examining the Washington air disaster of 1982. Ancient Discoveries. A look at the oldest weapons used by countries in the East. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. How Constantine I became the first Christian Emperor. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. Profile of the half-Vandal general Stilicho. Boudicas Treasures. An archaeological dig in Norfolk sheds light on Boudicas life. War Against The French. The naval conflicts between Britain and France from 1789 to 1815. All Creatures Great And Small. Jamess plans are upset. Drama, starring Christopher Timothy. A History Of Britain. Simon Schama continues his journey with a look at the 18th century. Victorias Empire. Victoria Wood visits New Zealand, Australia and Zambia. The Fight. Examining how boxings bad boys remain the sports greatest folk heroes. All Creatures Great And Small. Jamess plans are upset. Drama, starring Christopher Timothy. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gabrielle. The singers career highs and lows. Westlife. Profile of the Irish boy band. Barry Manilow. The life of the singer-songwriter whose hits include Mandy and Could It Be Magic. Barry Manilow: Songs From The 70s. The singer performs hits including Copacabana and Mandy. Donny And Marie Osmond. A look at the careers of the singing siblings. Who Do You Think You Are? Julian Clary visits Duxford and Germany to explore his ancestry. Seaside Rescue. A suspected spinal injury. Johnnys New Kingdom. A look at the badger. Mountain. Griff Rhys Jones walks along Britains highest peaks, beginning in Scotland. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Jane Horrocks explores the life of her great-grandmother. Cars, Cops And Criminals. MP Robert Goodwill clones Gordon Browns official number plate. Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman leave Siberia for Alaska. Ray Mears Bushcraft. Survival expert Ray Mears treks through the Amazon jungle. Last Man Standing. The athletes visit Senegal, where they are challenged to wrestle. Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman leave Siberia for Alaska. Full Circle With Michael Palin. On the final leg of his journey, the traveller visits the USA. factual 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sPort 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html