SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Wild Child. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts and Natasha Richardson. Death Race. A crooked prison warden coerces a convict into taking part in a deadly car race. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane, Natalie Martinez and Tyrese Gibson. Never Back Down. A rebellious teenager learns to combine different fighting styles from a martial arts expert. Drama, starring Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou, Leslie Hope and Amber Heard. 6.15 Ferris Buellers Day Off. With Matthew Broderick, Mia Sara and Alan Ruck. Knocked Up. A journalist becomes pregnant following a one-night stand with a layabout stoner. The unlikely parents decide to give the relationship a try for their babys sake. With Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. 10.15 American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. With Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan and Chris Klein. 6.20 Rush Hour 3. With Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Roman Polanski and Max von Sydow. Dantes Peak. A geologist is convinced a volcano is about to erupt and races to save a town from destruction. With Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton, Elizabeth Hoffman and Charles Hallahan. Road House. A kung fu expert angers a crime boss while struggling to keep the peace in a small- town bar. With Patrick Swayze, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott and blues singer Jeff Healey. 5.50 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure, with Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom. The intrepid archaeologist battles to retrieve sacred stones from a murderous cult. Adventure, with Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw and Ke Huy Quan. The Golden Compass. A girl embarks on a perilous mission through a parallel universe to rescue her best friend. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig and Dakota Blue Richards. 5.50 Jennifer Eight. With Andy Garcia, Uma Thurman, Kathy Baker and John Malkovich. Varsity Blues. A reserve quarterback is drafted onto an American schools football team, but his attitude causes problems. With Jon Voight, Paul Walker and James Van Der Beek. Charlie Wilsons War. A US congressman secretly provides aid to rebels in Soviet- occupied Afghanistan. With Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and Philip Seymour Hoffman. 11.45 Get Real 5.35 Galaxy Quest. With Tim Allen. 7.25 Black Water. Tourists on a boat trip through a swamp are attacked by a ferocious crocodile. With Diana Glenn and Maeve Dermody. One Missed Call. A student must stop a series of deaths where victims first receive an ominous phonecall. With Shannyn Sossamon and Edward Burns. 10.35 Waz. Two detectives pursue a killer who offers his victims a choice -- die or watch a loved one be killed. With Stellan Skarsgard. 6.00 Runaway Bride. Romantic comedy, with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. Over Her Dead Body. A ghost sets out to sabotage her former fiancs burgeoning relationship with a psychic. Comedy, starring Eva Longoria Parker and Paul Rudd. 9.45 Speed Racer. A teenager dreams of becoming a champion racing driver, but as he becomes successful on the track, he discovers the sport is being manipulated by corporations. Action adventure, starring Emile Hirsch. 5.30 Chaos. Crime thriller. 7.20 Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed in a car accident is haunting him. Horror, with Joshua Jackson and Rachael Taylor. Street Kings. A determined Los Angeles cop becomes obsessed with tracking down the men who killed his partner. Crime drama, starring Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker and Hugh Laurie. Rambo. Action sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz and Graham McTavish. 6.50 Bronco Billy. A modern-day cowboys Wild West show is thrown into confusion by the arrival of a spoiled heiress. Comedy Western, with Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke and Scatman Crothers. City Of Angels. A lonely angel observing life on Earth finds himself falling in love with a heart surgeon, but learns he can only be united with her if he sacrifices his immortality. Romantic fantasy, with Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan. 11.20 Gods And Generals. Drama, with Stephen Lang. 6.30 Speed 2: Cruise Control. A couple on board a cruise ship must stop the vessel crashing into an oil tanker. Adventure sequel, starring Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric and Willem Dafoe. The Day After Tomorrow. A climatologist warns climate change will soon result in destructive freak weather conditions, or even another ice age. Thriller, starring Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal and Emmy Rossum. 11.20 Diary Of The Dead. Horror, starring Joshua Close. 5.30 Ride With The Devil. Drama, with Tobey Maguire and Skeet Ulrich. 7.50 The Children Of Huang Shi. A British journalist rescues 60 orphans during the Japanese occupation of Thirties China. Drama, starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Radha Mitchell and Chow Yun-Fat. Boys Dont Cry. A man proves a big hit with the people of a small town, until they learn he is really a woman. Drama, with Hilary Swank, Chloe Sevigny, Peter Sarsgaard and Brendan Sexton III. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm taylor momsen, 7pm, itV2 Jaime pressly, 7.35pm, e4 pauley perrette, 8pm, FX John hannah, 9pm, alibi robson Green, 10pm, itV3 John cleese, 11.05pm, G.o.L.d. skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn Soccer Special. Ian Payne introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. On The Line. Interviews with sporting stars. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Live UEFA Champions League. Atletico Madrid v Panathinaikos (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the play-off round second-leg match at the Estadio Vicente Calderon, as the sides battle it out for a place in the group stage. Plus a choice of four other games on the interactive service. UEFA Champions League. Highlights. Poker. Action from a heat of the Sports Stars Challenge, staged at the 3 Mills Studio in London. Live Pro40 Cricket. Hampshire Hawks v Gloucestershire Gladiators. Further coverage of the day/night at the Rose Bowl, as the teams continue their Division One campaigns. The Gladiators won by two wickets when the sides met at the County Ground last season. Sports Unlimited. Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities. British Rally Championship. The Ulster International Rally, the fifth round of the series. Polo. Action from the Polo Masters at Hurtwood Park Polo Club in Guildford. British Rally Championship. The Ulster International Rally, the fifth round of the series. Golf. The Spoony Golf Classic. Highlights of the event from Stoke Park, where DJ Spoony invites a selection of celebrities to play a round for charity, including Chris Evans and Ian Poulter. Asian Tour Golf. The Queens Cup. Highlights from Santiburi Samui Country Club in Thailand. 5.45 Live Womens European Championship Football. Sweden v Russia (kick-off 6pm). Boxing. Tyrone Harris v Marvin Quintero. Action from the lightweight bout at the Pechanga Resort & Casino in California. Rallying. Intercontinental Rally Challenge action. Le Mans Series. Action from Germany. Powerboating. Action from Sweden. F1: The Factory. The Williams F1 team. Womens European Championship Football 6.30 Eredivisie. Heerenveen v AZ Alkmaar. Highlights from the Abe Lenstra Stadion. Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in the German top flight. 9.15 Serie A Weekly Round-Up. Highlights from the Italian top flight. Russian Football League. FC Moscow v Saturn Moscow Oblast. Extended highlights of the top-flight match at the Eduard Streltsov Stadium. ICC Cricket World. Magazine show. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. A stern judge punishes Homer. The Simpsons. A trip through Springfield. A Town Called Eureka. Henry Deacons ship anchors in Eureka. Drama, with Colin Ferguson. House. Following a crash, House wakes up in hospital next to a man who is paralysed. Justin Lee Collins: West End Star. The presenter tries to become a professional singer. Law And Order. The detectives are called after a neighbourhood shooting. Jeremy Sisto stars. Star Trek: Voyager. Torres crashes the shuttle and finds herself stranded on a remote planet. Moonlight. A vampire struggles to control his murderous urges. Alex OLoughlin stars. Chuck. The agents kidnap global rock star Tyler Martin to discover who is plotting his murder. Room 101. Actor Fay Ripley discusses her pet hates. 10.35 Room 101. Comedian Johnny Vegas guests. 11.10 Sexcetera. Frank and Hoyt attend the worlds largest nudist wedding. Merlin. Lancelot arrives and immediately comes to Merlins aid. 7.45 The Real Hustle Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum. The contestants oversee the renovation of a flat. Virgin Cooks. Gordon Jones presents as siblings produce dishes of Asian and Spanish origin. EastEnders. Bradley hides his dog. Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy. Brian gets a job. 11.45 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum World News Today Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. The Cell. Examining how scientists discovered the different components cells are made of. Rich Man, Poor Man -- A Knights Tale. Multi- millionaire John Madejski researches his origins. The Car Show. Documentary exploring the ways cars have been presented on TV. Early Doors. Joan and Eddie celebrate. Charlie Brookers Screenwipe Gossip Girl. Serena reveals her secret to Blair, Nate and Chuck. Taylor Momsen stars. Homes From Hell 2008. Meeting people whose homes have been hit by disaster. Two Weeks Notice. A lawyer walks out on her job, prompting her boss to pull out all the stops to win her back. Romantic comedy, starring Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant and Alicia Witt. The Bourne Identity. Thriller, starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente and Clive Owen. 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Fisher gets involved in a tragic accident during a pheasant shoot. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. The dapper Belgian sleuth receives several anonymous letters outlining a killers intention to murder a succession of people in alphabetical order. David Suchet stars. Wire In The Blood. Hill investigates a series of deaths resembling the martyrdom of Christian saints and realises they are being instigated by a suicide cult. Robson Green stars. Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform baffling tricks. Minder. A conman fools Arthur into buying tickets for a football match. George Cole stars. Ultimate Force. Red Troop is assigned to capture cultists who have shot dead two police officers. Commando. A retired military officer battles a former dictator who has kidnapped his daughter. Action adventure, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong and Vernon Wells. Hollyoaks. Lauren and Anita break into school. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jaime Pressly stars. Friends. Phoebe meets a suicidal office worker. Friends. Rachel celebrates her birthday. Ugly Betty. Amanda and Betty work together on an article. America Ferrera stars. Supersize Vs Superskinny. Desroy, a 28st 13lb man, swaps diets with 6st 2lb Essex woman Louise. 11.05 Celebrity Wife Swap. Featuring Neil Ruddock and Pete Burns. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud presents as a couple build an Addams Family-style house. More4 News. The days stories. A1: The Road Musical. A story of love and life. Location, Location, Location. Kirstie Allsopp helps two families who are looking to relocate. True Stories: Tears, Tiaras And Transsexuals. Behind the scenes at the first Worlds Most Beautiful Transsexual Pageant, discovering the personal struggles faced by each of the competitors. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps the spirit of a woman who died in hospital during surgery. Four Weddings. Featuring a Doncaster couple inspired by David and Victoria Beckham. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda decides to come clean about her gift. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Medium. Pilot of the drama, starring Patricia Arquette as a woman plagued by visions. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A cop is killed during an annual law enforcement race. Steptoe And Son. Local gangsters threaten Harold. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Hacker decides to save money. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del blags a loan from Denzil. One Foot In The Algarve. The Meldrews embark on a two-week holiday in sunny Portugal in this feature-length special. However, there are one or two disasters Victor doesnt quite believe. 11.05 Fawlty Towers. Basil smells a rat. John Cleese stars. 11.50 Little Britain USA Murder, She Wrote. A blackmailer targets a couple. Angela Lansbury and Ron Masak star. Murdoch Mysteries. Murdoch investigates the secrets of Torontos wealthy elite. Rebus. The Edinburgh detective investigates the murder of a notorious gangsters son, which leads to a spate of racist attacks in the city centre. Gritty drama, starring John Hannah and Michelle Fairley. 11.05 Silent Witness. Sam investigates the death of an Aids patient. Amanda Burton stars. The King Of Queens. Doug goes to a wedding. The King Of Queens. A dog keeps Doug awake. Frasier. Martin pretends to be gay. Frasier. A call-screener steals the show. Two And A Half Men. Alan dates a teacher. Two And A Half Men. Charlie has a date. South Park. Kyle pays off everyones debts. Sex And The City. Carrie tries to change Big. 11.05 Sex And The City. Miranda crosses boundaries. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby and Osman try to find out who murdered a teenagers parents. NCIS. An explosion at a mausoleum leads to a murder investigation. Pauley Perrette stars. Family Guy. Peter leads a protest. American Dad! Stan and Roger have a fight. Dexter. Miguel takes a greater interest in Dexters plans as their friendship grows. Michael C Hall stars. 11.10 Nip/Tuck. Matt arrives with bad news for the surgeons. 6.10 Riddles Of The Sphinx. Thriller, starring Dina Meyer and Lochlyn Munro. Knight Rider. Mike investigates a plane crash and discovers it was faked. Justin Bruening stars. Street Fighter. A group of martial artists sets out to rescue hostages kidnapped by an insane dictator. Action adventure, with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue. Medium. Joe and three other employees are taken hostage at work. Patricia Arquette stars. Mythbusters. The mystery surrounding the cause of the Hindenburg disaster of 1937. How Do They Do It? Aeroplane parachutes. How Its Made. Traditional snowshoes. Swamp Loggers. The crew hopes moving to a new area will improve their efforts. Alaskas Great Race. The teams fight for first place in the final 100 miles. Last in the series. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former soldier presents his ultimate survival guide. Sea Patrol UK. Series following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Great Escape: The Untold Story. Events surrounding the breakout from Stalag Luft III. Nazi Scrapbooks: The Auschwitz Albums. Shedding light on the conduct of Nazi soldiers. Sea Patrol UK. Series following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Ice Patrol. The crew continues the journey, but the HMS Endurances engine room floods. Ancient Discoveries. Torture techniques of the past, including whips used by the Romans. Warriors. The role of the warrior during the Ottoman invasion of Malta in 1565. Battles BC. Alexander the Greats final campaign, the invasion of India in 327 BC. The Universe. How the sun has helpful and harmful effects on Earth. War Against The French. The history of the conflict between Britain and France. All Creatures Great And Small. James and Helen celebrate their anniversary. A History Of Britain. Simon Schama charts the political and religious turmoil after the Civil War. Victorias Empire. Victoria Wood continues her journey in Ghana, Jamaica and Newfoundland. Metropolis. Computer animation and recreated scenes offer a detailed insight into ancient Paris. All Creatures Great And Small. James and Helen celebrate their anniversary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Dollywood Or Bust. Presenter Tim Marlow takes a tour around the Dollywood theme park. Little Miss Perfect. A novice pageant parent struggles to create an outfit for her daughter. Bridezillas. Going behind the scenes with women planning their weddings. Being The Campest Men. An investigation into the phenomenon of campness. River Walks. A trip along the River Avon. Secrets Of The Cotswolds Seaside Rescue. A car plunges over a cliff. Seaside Rescue. A herd of goats gets stuck. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh investigates the countrys flora and fauna. Who Do You Think You Are? Julian Clary makes discoveries about his paternal grandfather. Cars, Cops And Criminals. Following police squads across the country as they tackle crime. Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman hit a few snags in Siberia. Ray Mears Bushcraft. Ray sets up camp in the Amazon jungle close to a native village. Last Man Standing. The athletes visit the Pacific Islands and play cricket as part of a festival. Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman hit a few snags in Siberia. Full Circle With Michael Palin. 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