SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 24 August 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Wild Child. Comedy, with Emma Roberts, Johnny Pacar and Natasha Richardson. Never Back Down. A rebellious teenager learns to combine different fighting styles from a martial arts expert. Drama, starring Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou, Amber Heard and Cam Gigandet. Death Race. A crooked prison warden coerces a convict into taking part in a deadly car race. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane, Tyrese Gibson and Natalie Martinez. 6.15 The Bachelor. With Chris ODonnell, Rene Zellweger, Artie Lange and Edward Asner. South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut. The youngsters try to stop their parents waging war on Canada. With the voice of Trey Parker. The Top 10 Show 9.45 American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom. With Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Klein and Mena Suvari. Mr Woodcock. With Billy Bob Thornton. 6.05 Breach. With Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney and Caroline Dhavernas. Cleaner. A police crime-scene cleaner realises someone is using him to destroy evidence. With Samuel L Jackson, Ed Harris and Eva Mendes. 9.45 The Top 10 Show Marked For Death. A former narcotics agent searches for an elusive drug kingpin who has tried to kill his family. With Steven Seagal and Basil Wallace. 11.40 Mr Brooks 6.00 Enchanted. Fantasy comedy, starring Amy Adams, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Archaeologist Indiana Jones tries to prevent the Ark of the Covenant from falling into Nazi hands. Adventure, starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen and Denholm Elliott. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy, with Brendan Fraser and Josh Hutcherson. 11.45 The Reef 6.00 The Chamber. With Gene Hackman, Chris ODonnell and Faye Dunaway. Rescue Dawn. A captured fighter pilot organises his fellow captives to attempt a daring break-out from a prison camp in the jungle. With Christian Bale, Steve Zahn, Jeremy Davies and Yuttana Muenwaja. 10.10 We Own The Night. A nightclub managers loyalties are torn between his policeman father and his criminal clientele. With Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg. Alien 3. Officer Ripley is left marooned alone on an all-male prison planet, only to once again face one of the lethal extraterrestrial creatures. With Sigourney Weaver and Charles Dance. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones and Luke Goss. 11.05 Pathology. With Milo Ventimiglia, Alyssa Milano and Michael Weston. 6.15 Baby Mama. Comedy, starring Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Sigourney Weaver. Horton Hears A Who! An elephant discovers a city on a speck of dust, and vows to protect it. Animated comedy, with the voice of Jim Carrey. Edward Scissorhands. A lonely man-made boy with scissor-like hands is befriended by a community -- but they later turn on him. Fantasy, with Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. 11.20 The Comebacks. Comedy, starring David Koechner. 4.15 The Firm 7.05 Big Daddy. An immature man takes care of a youngster to show his former girlfriend he can handle responsibility. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Joey Lauren Adams. Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US president is followed from several perspectives. Thriller, starring Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. 10.35 American Gangster. The story of Seventies drug kingpin Frank Lucas. Fact-based crime drama, starring Denzel Washington. 6.55 My Giant. A down-on-his-luck theatrical agent tries to persuade an incredibly tall man to take up acting. Comedy, starring Billy Crystal, Kathleen Quinlan and Gheorghe Muresan. Mad City. A disgruntled security guard holds a group of museum-goers at gunpoint in a misguided bid to gain attention from his employer. Drama, starring John Travolta, Dustin Hoffman, Alan Alda and Mia Kirshner. 11.20 Fathers Day. Comedy, starring Robin Williams. 6.55 Guess Who. An African-American father is far from impressed by his daughters white fianc and tries to split them up. Comedy, with Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher and Zo Saldana. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. A journalist puts her theories on how women deter prospective partners to the test. Romantic comedy, starring Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey and Adam Goldberg. 11.15 Lake Placid. Satirical horror, with Bill Pullman and Bridget Fonda. 5.40 Year Of The Dog 7.20 There Will Be Blood. A prospectors pursuit of wealth leads him into conflict with a young priest who is intent on using the people and resources of an oil-rich town for his own gains. Historical drama, with Daniel Day-Lewis, Paul Dano and Dillon Freasier. Ten Canoes. An Aborigine tribal elder leading an expedition suspects his brother is falling for his wife. Comedy, with Jamie Dayindi Gulpilil Dalaithngu. 11.35 American History X. Drama. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jennifer Love hewitt, 7pm, Living danny Glover, 7.30pm, e4 Victoria coren, 8.30pm, BBc4 sarah Beeny, 9pm, more4 Jeremy paxman, 10pm, Blighty Jermain defoe, 11.10pm, more4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Netbusters. Football from across Europe. Live Carling Cup Football. Norwich City v Sunderland (kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings second-round tie comes from Carrow Road. The Canaries were thrashed 7-1 by Colchester United here on the opening weekend of the season. Time Of Our Lives. Former Derby County players reminisce. Presented by Jeff Stelling. Netbusters. Football from across Europe. SPL Round-Up. A review of recent matches. Polo. The US Open. Highlights of the event, staged at the International Polo Club Palm Beach. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. The series reached its conclusion with day five of the Fifth and final Test at the Oval. England regained the Ashes in the corresponding fixture four years ago. Indy Car Series. The Peak Antifreeze and Motor Oil Indy Grand Prix of Sonoma County. Action from the 14th round of this years series at the Infineon Raceway in Sonoma, California. Motor Sport. Highlights from the year. Live Speedway. Redcar Bears v Workington Comets. This evenings Premier League meeting comes from South Tees Motorsport Park. The Bears had the beating of the Comets when the teams last met here in July. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Josh Mathews presents highlights of the latest bouts. Solheim Cup Golf. Action from the third and final days play of the prestigious tournament between Europe and the United States at Rich Harvest Farms in Illinois, featuring the singles matches. Golf Night. The KLM Open. Highlights of the fourth and final days play. Poker. The sixth season of the World Poker Tour, which visited various locations across the globe. 6.00 Live Womens European Championship Football. Iceland v France (kick-off 6pm). Triathlon. The Alpe dHuez Triathlon. Highlights of the fourth staging of the event. Tour Of Ireland Cycling. The opening stage. Tour Of Ireland Cycling. The second stage. Tour Of Ireland Cycling. The final stage. Eurogoals: One To One 10.45 Eurogoals. Round-up of goals and highlights from around Europe. Womens European Championship Football Live Premier League Football. Liverpool v Aston Villa (kick-off 8pm). Coverage of the top-flight clash from Anfield, where the Villans have not won since 2001. Villa have picked up just two points away to the Reds since that victory and their last visit in March resulted in a 5-0 thrashing, with Steven Gerrard netting a hat-trick Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in the German top flight. 11.45 Top 14 Rugby Union entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Apu fears deportation. The Simpsons. Homer starts a business. The Simpsons. Homer plays Santa. The Simpsons. Mr Burns plumbs new depths. Road Wars. The Road Crime Unit and the Tactical Aid Group join forces on a drugs raid. Mario And Nini: A Childhood. Documentary about growing up in criminal neighbourhoods. Serial Killers On The Loose. Documentary examining Americas dark criminal underbelly. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew members are impersonated by a gang of con artists. Nothing To Declare. A food smuggler. Nothing To Declare. A man raises suspicion. Moonlight. A vampire struggles to control his murderous urges. Alex OLoughlin stars. Chuck. A criminal raids Buy More on Christmas Eve, taking Chuck and the gang hostage. Sexcetera. Valerie discovers tantric sex, while Scott goes to a Miss No Swimsuit pageant. Merlin. The knights of the Western Isles arrive in Camelot. 7.45 The Real Hustle Bizarre ER. Highlights of the series so far. Underage And Pregnant. Last in the series. Gavin And Stacey. The Shipmans visit Wales. We Are Klang. Klangbury comes last in a contest. EastEnders. Bradley worries about his dog. Little Britain. Andy learns to ride a horse. Family Guy. Animation. 11.20 Family Guy. Chris runs away. 11.45 Underage And Pregnant World News Today Legends: Roy Orbison -- The Big O In Britain. Celebration of Roy Orbisons life and career. Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. Wallander. A murder investigation is launched when dead refugees are found in an abandoned lorry. Drama, starring Krister Henriksson. Rain. Documentary investigating the science behind weather. Narrated by Alex Norton. Snow. Exploring the science behind snow. Gossip Girl. Blair and Jenny spread scandalous rumours about each other. Taylor Momsen stars. The Cube. Phillip Schofield presents the game show where contestants compete for 250,000. The 40 Year Old Virgin. A middle-aged shop worker reveals he has never been intimate with a woman, leaving his colleagues with no choice but to arrange him a series of dates. Comedy, starring Steve Carell. 11.25 Coronation Street 11.55 Coronation Street 6.55 Pie In The Sky. The cordon bleu copper investigates a crooked takeaway. Jeeves And Wooster. Aunt Dahlia tries to coerce Bertie into giving prizes at a school ceremony. Super Sleuths. Going behind the scenes of A Touch of Frost, which stars David Jason. Taggart. A college principal is crushed to death in the shaft of a lift. Blythe Duff stars. The Bill. Part two of two. Neil investigates a vendetta against a psychiatrist. Cycling: Tour Of Ireland. Highlights of the third and final stage of the race. Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform baffling tricks. Cops With Cameras. Sergeant Mike Peake from Oldham is on the trail of drugs and weapons. The Yakuza. A battle-hardened former soldier sets out to rescue a friends daughter from Japanese hoodlums. Action thriller, starring Robert Mitchum and Ken Takakura. Hollyoaks. Zo gets a job at a TV station. My Name Is Earl. Guest starring Danny Glover. Friends. Phoebe plans to return to her flat. Friends. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty. One Tree Hill. Haley counsels Nathan as his basketball career gains momentum. Shameless. Haunted by dreams of his kidnapper, Paddy resolves to banish his demons. 11.05 Shaft. Thriller remake, starring Samuel L Jackson and Christian Bale. Grand Designs. An architect designs an unusual home for his family. Kevin McCloud presents. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition. Highlights. Property Snakes And Ladders. Sarah Beeny revisits developers in Windsor. The Home Show. Architect George Clarke helps a north- west London couple with high expectations. 11.10 A Million Pound Place In The Sun. Jermain Defoe heads to Majorca. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda tries to help a teenage ghost. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Make Me A Supermodel US. The remaining contestants celebrate Sixties fashion. Four Weddings. Featuring a couple inspired by David and Victoria Beckham. Criminal Minds. Part one of two. A serial killer disrupts the teams holiday plans. Criminal Minds. Part two of two. The team continues its hunt for the serial killer. Steptoe And Son. Harold brings a risque item home. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim plans to cut arts funding. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters dog-sit. Only Fools And Horses. Christmas special from 2003. Del and Rodney have only two weeks to find the cash they need to pay the Inland Revenue. 10.40 One Foot In The Algarve. The Meldrews embark on a two- week holiday in sunny Portugal in this feature-length special. Maisie Raine. Maisie helps find a couples missing daughter. Pauline Quirke stars. Taggart. Burke suspects the murder of a Kurdish taxi driver was racially motivated. Waking The Dead. Feature-length episode of the police drama. Boyd and the team investigate the murder of a Home Office advisor, and all fingers seem to point at the institutions private secretary. Trevor Eve and Sue Johnston star. 11.25 Rebus. Racist attacks appear to be linked. The King Of Queens. The car breaks down. The King Of Queens. Spence is lonely. Frasier. The shrink composes a theme tune. Frasier. The shrink dates a former prom queen. Two And A Half Men. A woman falls for Alan. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Rules Of Engagement. Audreyfeignspregnancy. Sex And The City. Miranda falls for a houseguest. 11.05 Sex And The City. Miranda dates a bartender. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby and Charlie fear a rapist is on the loose while investigating a sexual assault. NCIS. A nuclear power plant inspector suffers radiation poisoning. Mark Harmon stars. Family Guy. Peters parents get a divorce. American Dad! Stan tries to save his family. NCIS. A childs family comes under suspicion when the youngster discovers a murder weapon. The Wire. McNulty launches his own investigation into DAngelos death. 6.20 Bone Eater. Horror, starring Bruce Boxleitner, Clara Bryant and Jim Storm. Komodo Vs. Cobra. Illegal scientific experiments result in the creation of super-sized reptiles. Sci-fi horror, starring Michael Pare, Michelle Borth and Ryan McTavish. 9.50 Medium. Allison helps Devalos investigate the death of one of his close friends. 10.50 Street Fighter. Action adventure, with Jean- Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue. Mythbusters. Testing whether an aircraft could take off from a moving runway. How Do They Do It? Modern-day objects. How Its Made. Charcoal briquettes. Mythbusters. Testing whether putting a silver spoon in a champagne bottle will keep it fizzy. American Chopper. Building custom motorcycles with the gang at Orange County Choppers. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The adventurer takes to the rapids of Snake River in Hells Canyon. Salvage Code Red. The storm-damaged wreck of the Napoli in the English Channel. Escape From Death Row. Six criminals who escaped from Mecklenburg prison. Sea Patrol UK. Documentary following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Ice Patrol. The crew travels to Cape Horn, but the HMS Endurances engine room floods. Seconds From Disaster. The Challenger space shuttle disaster from January 28, 1986. Ancient Discoveries. A look at how elephants have been used in wars for nearly 2,000 years. Extreme Trains. Matt Bown rides on the Union Pacifics Omaha to Sacramento train. Journey To 10,000 BC. The lives of early humans are revealed using archaeological evidence, such as the remains of homes and weapons, along with CGI reconstructions of hunting techniques. Mystery Of The Mary Celeste. Investigating what happened to the ship in 1872. All Creatures Great And Small. A local rascal turns over a new leaf. Christopher Timothy stars. A History Of Britain. Historian Simon Schama looks at the real story of the English Civil War. Victorias Empire. Victoria Wood explores British rule abroad under Queen Victoria. Metropolis. Computer animation and recreated scenes offer an insight into ancient Venice. All Creatures Great And Small. A local rascal turns over a new leaf to pay his veterinary bills. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. I Survived. The story of how Bridget Kelly survived to tell the tale of being shot in 2001. Deadly Women. The case of 17th-century killer Erzsebet Bathory -- a Hungarian aristocrat. Snapped: Women Who Kill. Documentary. Crimes Of Passion. The nature of crime. Women Behind Bars. The crimes of murders Cindy Countess and Jennifer Blake. Coast. The team explores Irelands west coast between Galway Bay and Fastnet Rock. Seaside Rescue. A man goes out to sea at 2am. Seaside Rescue. A trawler is stranded. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh explores the Industrial Revolution. Who Do You Think You Are? Jeremy Paxman searches for records of his grandmother. Traffic Cops. A new recruit has an action-packed first night on the job. Jamie Theakston narrates. Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman are taken on a tour of the sewers. Ray Mears Bushcraft. The survivalist discovers how hunter-gatherers survived in the Stone Age. Last Man Standing. The competitors visit north- west Mongolia, where they prepare to wrestle. Long Way Round. 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