SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 21 August 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 The Strangers. Horror, with Liv Tyler. 35MM. News from the world of film. Road Trip. Four students hit the road to retrieve an embarrassing video mistakenly sent to an unsuspecting girlfriend. Comedy, starring Breckin Meyer, Tom Green and Seann William Scott. Iron Man. An arms manufacturer invents a hi-tech suit of armour and uses it to fight evil. Superhero adventure, starring Robert Downey Jr, Jeff Bridges and Gwyneth Paltrow. 6.30 Surfs Up. With the voices of Jeff Bridges, Shia LaBeouf and Zooey Deschanel. Good Luck Chuck. A single man is cursed so any woman he sleeps with will meet their perfect partner soon afterwards. With Dane Cook and Jessica Alba. 9.45 Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break-up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. With Jason Segel, Kristen Bell and Russell Brand. 11.45 Baby Mama 6.05 Conan The Destroyer. With Arnold Schwarzenegger and Grace Jones. Beowulf. A legendary warrior is summoned to rid a kingdom of a fearsome monster. With the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich. Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit greater acts of evil. With James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp and Morgan Freeman. 11.50 Metro 6.15 Journey To The Center Of The Earth. Adventure, starring Brendan Fraser. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. The treasure seeker races against a Russian scientist to find a powerful artefact. Action adventure, starring Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett. 10.10 Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their missing son. Adventure, starring Sam Neill. 11.50 Enchanted 6.00 No Reservations. With Catherine Zeta- Jones, Aaron Eckhart and Abigail Breslin. Things We Lost In The Fire. A widow offers to take in her husbands heroin-addicted friend and help him turn his life around. With Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro, Alison Lohman and David Duchovny. The Sixth Sense. A child psychologist takes on the case of a boy terrified by ghostly apparitions. With Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette and Olivia Williams. 11.50 Joan Of Arc 5.20 Enemy Mine 7.20 Monster Ark. Archaeologists investigating an ancient shipwreck unwittingly release a horrifying monster from its prison. With Rene OConnor and Tim DeKay. One Missed Call. A student must stop a series of deaths where victims first receive an ominous phonecall. With Shannyn Sossamon and Edward Burns. 10.35 Shrooms. A group of students on magic mushrooms cannot tell if a sinister presence is real or a hallucination. With Lindsey Haun. 5.40 Spider-Man 3. Superhero sequel, starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Fools Gold. A bickering couple are reunited on a quest to locate a legendary treasure. Comedy adventure, starring Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson. American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom. Comedy, starring Jason Biggs and Shannon Elizabeth. 11.40 American Pie 2 4.00 Titanic 7.15 The Invasion. A psychiatrist finds the source of a mind-altering epidemic turning humans into zombies. Sci-fi thriller remake, with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable army. Action fantasy sequel, starring Ron Perlman and Selma Blair. 11.05 21. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess and Kate Bosworth. 5.10 Funny Farm 7.05 Protocol. A scatterbrained waitress is offered a high-ranking government job after saving a Middle Eastern leaders life. Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn. Manhunter. An FBI agent comes out of retirement to assist in the hunt for a serial killer, but is forced to seek the help of an imprisoned murderer. Thriller, starring William Petersen, Tom Noonan, Brian Cox and Joan Allen. 11.20 The Hand. Horror, starring Michael Caine. 6.10 Coach Carter. A former basketball player coaches a high-school team, but his tough methods provoke outrage. Drama, starring Samuel L Jackson, Ashanti and Rob Brown. Kingdom Of Heaven. A blacksmith embarks on a crusade to Jerusalem, where he rises to knighthood and pledges to defend the city and its people. Ridley Scotts historical epic, starring Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Edward Norton, Jeremy Irons and Marton Csokas. 5.00 Ride With The Devil 7.20 The Movie Geek. The latest film news. 7.50 Control. Biopic of Joy Division singer Ian Curtis, charting how his rise to fame coincided with personal traumas. Based on the book by Curtis wife Deborah, and starring Sam Riley and Samantha Morton. American History X. A neo-Nazi realises the error of his ways -- only to find his brother is heading down the same path. Drama, starring Edward Norton and Edward Furlong. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm richard hammond, 7pm, BBc3 Lewis collins, 8pm, itV4 Brooke shields, 8pm, Bio Jo Frost, 9pm, e4 patricia arquette, 10pm, sci-fi Jack dee, 11.25pm, G.o.L.d. skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Premier League Preview. A look ahead. Live Super League. St Helens v Huddersfield Giants (kick-off 8pm). Coverage of the game at the GPW Recruitment Stadium. The Saints can maintain their position at the top of the table with victory over the Giants, who they beat 23-6 in February. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Premier League Preview. A look ahead. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. 1.30 Live Solheim Cup Golf. The opening days play at Rich Harvest Farms in Sugar Grove, Illinois, where the 11th staging of the biennial womens tournament between the United States and Europe gets under way with the fourballs, which are followed by the opening foursomes. The States are defending the title after their 16-12 victory two years ago in Halmstad, Sweden. Golf Night. The KLM Open. Highlights of the second days play in the European Tour event. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. The Fifth Test continued with day two, where England boasted a 15-6 winning record over the Aussies, with 13 of their meetings ending in draws. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as The Undertaker and Jeff Hardy. 5.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Cincinnati Masters. The opening quarter-finals take centre stage on day five at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio. Andy Murray dropped his first set of the tournament last year to Carlos Moya, but recovered against the Spaniard to record a 2-6, 6-3, 6-1 victory and book a match in the semi-finals against Ivo Karlovic. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. World Sport. Magazine show. 3.30 Live World Championship Athletics. Day seven at the Olympic Stadium in Berlin, where medals are up for grabs in the mens 400m. Athletics: Berlin Photo Finish. The latest news. WTA Tennis. The Rogers Cup. Action from day five at the Rexall Centre in Toronto, where the quarter-finals were scheduled to take place. Cycling. Highlights of the Tour of Ireland. World Championship Athletics. Highlights. Goal! The latest round of Bundesliga fixtures. Live Bundesliga. Hoffenheim v Schalke 04 (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of the clash at the Rhein- Neckar-Arena, as the sides that finished last season in seventh and eighth places meet. Total Italian Football. A look at the Italian game. Ultimate Fighting Championship. Action with some of the toughest competitors around. Major League Soccer. Seattle Sounders v New England Revolution. From Qwest Field. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Mr Burns sends Homer to India. The Simpsons. Lisa changes her image. The Simpsons. Krustys show is cancelled. The Simpsons. Marge threatens to leave. Brothers In Arms: Basra. Documentary charting the emotional journey of British troops in Iraq, questioning how they feel about their role in the war. Desperado. A mysterious musician turns up in a small town to take revenge on a drugs baron. Thriller, starring Antonio Banderas. Star Trek: Voyager. Janeway takes mismatched junior crew members on an exploratory mission. Chuck. A criminal raids Buy More on Christmas Eve, taking Chuck and the gang hostage. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Worf and Garak are imprisoned in the Gamma Quadrant as Sisko learns of an invasion by Cardassian and Dominion forces bent on taking over the Alpha Quadrant. Sexcetera. Scott provides an insight into Rio de Janeiros prostitution industry. Top Gear. Richard Hammond tests the new Lamborghini Murcielago SV in Abu Dhabi. The Real Hustle 8.15 The Real Hustle Merlin. Merlins mother sends him to start a new life in Camelot. 9.15 Merlin. A knight poses a threat to Arthur during a tournament. EastEnders. Minty gets suspicious of Dawn. Ideal. Moz plans to escape the country. Ideal. Moz and Jenny prepare to leave. Family Guy. Animation. 11.55 Family Guy World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Celebrating 10 years of the West-Eastern Divan Orchestra, founder Daniel Barenboim leads performances of Liszts Les Preludes and Berliozs Symphonie Fantastique. Charles Hazlewood presents. 9.45 Stiff At The BBC. Conclusion. Performances by artists associated with Stiff Records. 10.45 If It Aint Stiff. Documentary chronicling the story of Stiff Records. Narrated by Adrian Edmondson. Gossip Girl. A former friend of Serena returns to town. With Taylor Momsen and Penn Badgley. The Xtra Factor: Rewind. Holly Willoughby looks back at the highs and lows of The X Factor. The Bourne Identity. An amnesiac man rescued from the sea is targeted by assassins as he tries to discover his true identity. Thriller, starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Clive Owen and Julia Stiles. 11.25 Coronation Street 11.55 Coronation Street 6.55 Pie In The Sky. The amateur sleuth attends a boring police management seminar. Agatha Christies Poirot. The detective searches for a missing man. David Suchet stars. Life. Crews believes the murder of three Russians in a Mafia hit is linked to his own case. Crazy People. An advertising executive is committed to a mental institution for devising honest commercials. Comedy, starring Dudley Moore and Daryl Hannah. 11.55 Flashpoint Cycling: Tour Of Ireland. Highlights of stage one, a 196km journey from Powerscourt to Waterford. The Professionals. The duo investigate a citys falling crime rate. Lewis Collins stars. Cops With Cameras. Officers grapple with a suspected drug dealer when a raid turns violent. Ulzanas Raid. A veteran Indian scout helps an inexperienced Cavalry officer in his search for a bloodthirsty Apache who has abandoned his reservation. Western, starring Burt Lancaster. Hollyoaks. Lydia asks Sarah to move in with her. 7.35 MyNameIs Earl.Joytriestofitin. Friends. Monica tries to re-create a recipe. Friends. Rachel wrestles with a dilemma. Supernanny. Jo Frost heads to Hertfordshire to help single mother Tara control her violent son. Celebrity Wife Swap. Ron Atkinsons wife trades lives with Tessa Sanderson. Last in the series. 11.05 Big Brothers Big Mouth. Davina McCall talks to the latest evictee. Grand Designs. Building a low-maintenance house in Cheltenham. Kevin McCloud presents. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Battle Of Britain. RAF pilots fight to defend Britain from the overwhelming forces of the Luftwaffe, despite being massively outnumbered. Drama, starring Laurence Olivier, Michael Caine, Robert Shaw and Christopher Plummer. 11.35 The Unseen Spike Milligan Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps the ghosts of three boys. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Army Wives. The situation with Pamelas stalker escalates when her childrens safety is threatened. Criminal Minds. Part one of two. The trail of a serial killer leads the team into Canada. CSI: Miami. Part two of two. Calleighs kidnappers force her to cover up a murder. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A serial killer preys on victims born on the same date. Steptoe And Son. Harold invests in a heated waterbed. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim takes on radical new ideas. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters try decorating. Keeping The Faith. A Catholic priest and a rabbi are smitten by a woman they knew in their childhood days when she comes back into their lives after many years away. Comedy, starring Edward Norton and Ben Stiller. 11.25 Jonathan Creek. Guest starring Jack Dee. Dalziel & Pascoe. The detectives search for the killer of an actor whose body is washed ashore, and a host of suspects emerge as the investigation progresses. Ricky Tomlinson guest stars. Taggart. Three teachers at an exclusive boys boarding school are murdered in bizarre circumstances -- could there be a connection to the macabre discovery of a skeleton buried in the grounds? 11.05 Taggart. An election candidate is murdered. Mark McManus stars. The King Of Queens. Carrie sells a ring. The King Of Queens. Doug goes to school. Frasier. Frederick visits for Thanksgiving. Frasier. The shrink reveals a secret. South Park. Butters sees a vampire. South Park. The boys play a computer game. South Park. Cartman considers September 11. South Park. Cartman is thenewhallwaymonitor. South Park. A boy keeps order in the town. The Sarah Silverman Program The Listener. The paramedic witnesses a teenager revive a baby with a unique ability. NCIS. When a sailors body is found in a disused restaurant, Abby concludes he was poisoned. NCIS. A childs family comes under suspicion when the youngster discovers a murder weapon. True Blood. Sookie struggles when her grandmother becomes the latest victim of the serial killer. 11.05 Burn Notice. The spy infiltrates a family of gunrunners. Jeffrey Donovan stars. 6.00 The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad. Arabian adventure, starring John Phillip Law. Lost City Raiders. After the Earth is flooded, submarine crews explore underwater ruins in search of salvage. Sci-fi adventure, starring James Brolin and Ian Somerhalder. Medium. Allison dreams about her past. Patricia Arquette and Jake Weber star. Heroes. Matt interrogates Noah while holding him hostage. Guest starring Zeljko Ivanek. Mythbusters. A method of preventing pine needles dropping from Christmas trees. How Do They Do It? An artificial reef. How Its Made. Boat propellers. Day After D-Day. Survivors of the Normandy invasion recall their experiences. Special Forces Heroes. Militants hold British soldiers hostage in Sierra Leone. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The survival expert becomes marooned on a Dominican island. The Scorpion King. Archaeologists explore the ruins of an Egyptian city dating back to 3,800BC. Banged Up Abroad. A teenager arrested in Mexico for smuggling drugs across the border. Air Crash Investigation. The FedEx flight out of Memphis which almost ended in disaster. Air Crash Investigation. A terrorist attack on Philippine Airlines Flight 434 in 1994. Seconds From Disaster. Documentary giving an insight into the horrors of September 11. Ancient Discoveries. The technology of ancient man, including battleships powered by bulls. The SS. The men of the Deaths Head battalion, identified by the skull-motif badges on their lapels. The Lost Evidence. Investigating the 1942 Nazi attack on the Soviet city of Stalingrad. The World At War. How German U-boats tried to starve Britain in the battle for control of the Atlantic. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. The Red Army seizes Berlin. All Creatures Great And Small. James is called upon to perform an emergency operation. A History Of Britain. Queen Elizabeth Is feud with Mary, Queen of Scots. Fred Dibnahs Age Of Steam. The steamship. Fred Dibnahs Industrial Age. Mining in Britain. Metropolis. Recreated scenes offer a detailed insight into ancient Constantinople. All Creatures Great And Small. James performs an emergency operation. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Brooke Shields. Profile of the actress who caused controversy at the age of 12. Friends. A look back at 10 years of the phenomenally successful comedy. Matthew Perry. Profile of the star who started out as a tennis player before turning to acting. Sarah Jessica Parker. The career of the actor, best known for her role in Sex And the City. Who Do You Think You Are? Meera Syal visits the Punjab to research her ancestry. Seaside Rescue. Documentary. Seaside Rescue. An unconscious windsurfer. British Isles: A Natural History. How forests were cleared to make way for agriculture. Who Do You Think You Are? Stephen Fry traces his maternal grandfather back to Slovakia. Traffic Cops. Chasing youths who commit car crimes. Jamie Theakston narrates. Long Way Round. 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