TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Friday, 21 August 2009 19 The Bourne Identity ITV2, 9pm (2002) JASON BOURNE wakes up one day with the sort of memory loss that the rest of us only have on Sunday mornings. But unlike the rest of us (well, most of us) hes been up to something incredibly violent -- and now he has to find out his real identity before hes rubbed out by government assassins. Stars Matt Damon and Franka Potente, above. Kingdom Of Heaven Film4, 9pm (2005) HERES one for the ladies -- our picture I mean, not the movie. Poor box office sales proved that this Ridley Scott epic was not really for anyone. For some reason, people didnt seem that keen on the story of a knight having to defend Jerusalem during the Crusades. Orlando Bloom, above, leads a fine cast, including Liam Neeson and Eva Green. War Of The Worlds BBC1, 9pm (2005) A COMPELLING plot, eye-popping special effects and Tom Cruise, above, trying very hard to play dock worker Ray Ferrier but -- as always -- ending up merely looking like Tom Cruise. While an alien army is engaged in a devastating attack on Earth, a young father desperately tries to save his family. Also stars Dakota Fanning, with Tim Robbins as a jerk called Ogilvy. Battle Of Britain More4, 9pm (1969) UNDOUBTEDLy one of the greatest victories of the Second World War. The unstoppable might of the Luftwaffe being halted by a few incredibly heroic men in a few planes. And the cast of this film reads like a Whos Who of British theatre and cinema, including Trevor Howard, Kenneth More, Michael Redgrave, Ralph Richardson, Robert Shaw, Michael Caine and Laurence Olivier, above. 10.30 No Place Like Home? (S). 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). 12.30 For The Rest Of your Life (S). Game show, hosted by Nicky Campbell. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Good Bid Good Buy (S). A couple buy a one-bedroom flat in south London. Last in the series. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Liz McClarnon is the guest judge. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). A wool thief strikes. 5.00 Golden Balls (S). Game show, hosted by Jasper Carrott. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Hannahs birthday party is cancelled in the wake of Johns arrest, and when he is released on bail, Moira urges him to apologise to Aaron in the hope he will drop the charges. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Tina jumps to conclusions about David when her charm bracelet goes missing. Gail tells Joe she is unsure they have a future. See Soap Box 8.00 Airline (R,S). 6/10. young carers bound for Disneyland Paris are delayed at Luton, while Kelly Roberts and Debbie Hopkins travel to an audition in Manchester for parts in easyJets TV commercial. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Jason is furious at Davids harassment of a clearly shaken Tina, and Ambers plans for university do not appear to involve Darryl. See Soap Box 9.00 Kingdom (R,S). 3/6. A trawlerman enlists the help of Kingdom and Kingdom when an insurance company refuses to settle his claim. Beatrice takes a shine to a local artist and makes a big impression as a life model at his painting class. Meanwhile, the council comes up with imaginative ways to target Snell. Stephen Fry and Hermione Norris star. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.25 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 The Bill (R,S). Part two of two. When Julia Bickhams partner is injured and her nanny is attacked in what turns out to be a case of mistaken identity, Neil investigates the possibility somebody holds a grudge against her. 11.35 Family Plot (S,HD) (1976). A woman who makes a living claiming to be psychic finds herself embroiled in a murder case. Thriller, starring Karen Black. Followed by ITV News Headlines. 1.40 Film: On The Edge (S) (2001). A teenager admitted to a mental hospital makes new friendships that help him turn his life around. Drama, with Cillian Murphy, Tricia Vessey and Jonathan Jackson. 3.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Hermione Norris 9pm, Kingdom 10.35 Deadly 60 (R,S). 11.05 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,S). Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. 12.00 Film: McCinseys Island (S) (1998). Adventure, starring Hulk Hogan. 1.30 Living In The Sun (R,S). 2.15 Sun, Sea And Bargain Spotting (R,S). Shopping for antiques in Rennes. 3.00 Monk (R,S). An attempt is made to kill Disher. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). From Penzance. 4.30 Ready Steady Cook (R,S). With twins Sam and Amanda Marchant. 5.15 Escape To The Country (S). Properties in Monmouthshire. 6.00 Live World Championship Athletics (S,HD). Hazel Irvine presents coverage of day seven at the Olympic Stadium in Berlin. Medals are decided in the mens 400m, where Americans LaShawn Merritt and Jeremy Wariner, first and second respectively in last years Beijing Olympics, are expected to battle it out for the gold again. Another exciting rivalry is likely to continue in the womens 200m final, providing Veronica Campbell-Brown and Allyson Feliz both qualified. Finals also take place in the field events, in the mens high jump and womens discus, while semi-finals are contested in the mens 4x100m and womens 1500m. 8.30 Gardeners World (S,HD). 14/23. Toby Buckland meets Lynda Brown, whose two-year labour of love restoring her overgrown garden has been filmed for the programme. They discuss the history of the property, Jessamine Cottage, and consider the help provided by a former owner of the house in learning how it used to look. 9.00 The Tudors (S,HD). 1&2/8. New series. Double bill. Henry VIII weds Jane Seymour. While the king and his advisers hope the union will result in a male heir, Cromwell and Rich fear for the future of the Reformation, and Henry becomes enraged when his daughter Mary and then some of his subjects rebel in opposition to his crusade against Catholicism. See Ben Felsenburg 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Gavin Esler. Followed by Weather. 11.05 Ive Never Seen Star Wars (S). 4/8. Marcus Brigstocke invites Emily Maitlis to try five new cultural experiences, including listening to Dolly Parton, watching The Godfather and riding a motorbike. 11.35 Medium (R,S). 8/22. Allison and Devalos investigate the death of a respected congressman. 12.15 Medium (R,S). A ghost declines Allisons offer to help solve his murder. 12.55 The Wire (R,S). 1.55 The Wire (R,S). 3.10 The Wire (R,S). 4.10 Close. Gavin Esler 10.30pm, Newsnight 10.55 Shipwrecked 2009: Battle Of The Islands (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 A Place By The Sea (R,S). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing From york (S). Alastair Down presents live coverage of four races on the fourth and final day of the Ebor meeting, featuring the 3.25 Coolmore Nunthorpe Stakes (5f). 3.45 Jamie At Home (R,S). Jamie Oliver cooks using fresh game birds. 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Noels Hall Of Fame (R,S). Last in the series. 5.00 Come Dine With Me (R,S,HD). Contestants in Berkshire try to throw the perfect dinner party. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12/23. Homer organises a trip to the Super Bowl -- but unfortunately all his tickets turn out to be fake. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Daniel is arrested for child abduction after Ste discovers the truth about his and Abis scheme. 7.00 News (S). 7.35 Bus Pass Bullfighter (S). Britains only professional matador, Frank El Ingls Evans, plans to come out of retirement at the age of 65, despite having had a heart bypass. The documentary follows his training in a Salford park before joining him in Spain, where he aimed to surprise the local crowds once again. See Ben Felsenburg 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? (R,S,HD). 7/10. Property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help the Watsons, who are torn between Newcastle and Florida. Husband and father Keith has a job offer in America, but wife Karen would rather stay and upgrade their home in the north east. 9.00 Big Brother (S). Davina McCall counts down to another eviction, which sees Bea, David and Marcus facing the vote. Plus, highlights of the past 24 hours in the house. 10.00 The Kevin Bishop Show (S). 4/6. Sketch show in which Kevin Bishop spoofs the worlds of TV, film and popular culture, and impersonates celebrities. 10.35 Big Brother (S). Davina McCall and two guests talk to the latest evictee, either Bea, David or Marcus, who will discuss their time in the house and give their opinions on the other contestants. 11.10 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/22. A Hollywood star visits Springfield. 11.35 Russell Brands Ponderland (R,S). 2/5. The comedian reflects on the theme of family. 12.10 4Music Favourites: Calvin Harris (S). The singer-songwriter performs and talks about his life. 12.45 Movie Special: Inglourious Basterds (S). The making of Quentin Tarantinos film. 1.10 Big Brother Live. 3.55 Scrapheap Challenge (R,S). 4.50 Freesports On 4 (S). 5.00 Beach Volleyball (S). 5.15 Beach Volleyball (S). Kevin Bishop 10pm, The Kevin Bishop Show 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Medical Investigation (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Sunnys life is endangered at the music festival. 2.15 Zoo Days (R,S). Rajang is moved to a new home. Last in the series. 2.45 Property List: Top Spots (R,S). Highlights from the series exploring the nations best homes. 3.05 Zoo Days (R,S). Brief highlights from the series. 3.10 Film: Emmas Wish (S) (1998). Fantasy, starring Joanna Kerns. 5.00 Five News (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Michaelas Animal Road Trip (S). 15/20. Michaela Strachan visits Edinburgh Zoo where she encounters a hippo who is pregnant for the first time, and a family of capuchin monkeys getting a home makeover. Elsewhere, it is breeding season for the zoos 136 penguins. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.15 Cricket On Five (S). England v Australia. Mark Nicholas present highlights of the Fifth Test, which continued with day two at the Oval, where England boasted a 15-6 winning record over the Aussies, with 13 of their meetings ending in draws. Commentary and analysis from Geoffrey Boycott, Matthew Hayden and Simon Hughes. 8.00 Youre Nicked! (S). A suspect tries to evade police by hiding on Blackpool pier, officers in Lincolnshire chase a driver whose heartbreak has prompted car theft, and a motorist in Cleveland speeds the wrong way down a carriageway. Natalie Pinkham travels the country to reveal the true stories behind the crimes that were caught on video. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 NCIS (R,S). 14/24. The agents go after an arms dealer who has the Navys encrypted satellite system and is offering to sell it to the highest bidder. In an attempt to win the confidence of the buyer, Ducky goes undercover as the ageing Englishman trying to sell the weapons system. Guest starring Armand Assante, with David McCallum and Mark Harmon. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent (S). 14/22. Logan and Wheeler are partnered with reluctant detective Harry Williams from the gang unit to investigate the murder of a local rapper who was encouraging his fans to report crimes. Kirk Sticky Fingaz Jones and Fab Five Freddy guest star, alongside Chris Noth and Julianne Nicholson. See Ben Felsenburg 11.00 CSI: Miami (R,S). 8/25. The CSIs investigate the kidnapping of a 10-month-old girl and think they have found a suspect when it is revealed the child was conceived as the result of an adulterous affair. 12.00 Quiz Call. Interactive game show. 4.00 The FBI Files (R,S). The work of the Bureaus crime laboratory. 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R,S). The work of an animal sanctuary. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). Sunnys life is endangered at the music festival. 5.35 HouseBusters (R,S). Natalie Pinkham 8pm, Youre Nicked! index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html