SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 20 August 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.25 Igor. Animated comedy, with the voices of John Cusack and Eddie Izzard. The Strangers. A couple must defend themselves against three masked assailants who break into their home. Horror, starring Scott Speedman. Iron Man. An arms manufacturer invents a hi-tech suit of armour and uses it to fight evil. Adventure, starring Robert Downey Jr, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard, Shaun Toub and Jon Favreau. 11.45 The Crew 6.05 The Nanny Diaries. With Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney and Paul Giamatti. Liar, Liar. An unscrupulous lawyer finds himself unable to lie following a birthday wish made by his son. With Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney. 35MM. News from the world of film. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The stoner duo are mistaken for terrorists en route to Amsterdam. With John Cho. 11.45 Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Daylight. A former emergency worker leads a group of survivors to safety through a collapsed tunnel. With Sylvester Stallone, Amy Brenneman, Viggo Mortensen, Dan Hedaya and Claire Bloom. In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. A man battles a horde of bestial warriors who plan to overthrow his countrys king. With Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Leelee Sobieski and Burt Reynolds. 11.10 The Glimmer Man. With Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans. 6.15 Shrek The Third. Animated sequel, with the voices of Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz. Nims Island. A girl begs a fictional hero to save her missing father, but it is the characters creator who comes to the rescue. Comedy, starring Jodie Foster. 9.40 Edward Scissorhands. A lonely man-made boy with scissor-like hands is befriended by a community -- but they later turn on him. Fantasy, starring Johnny Depp. August Rush. Drama, with Freddie Highmore. 6.00 Frankie And Johnny. With Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer and Hector Elizondo. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. With Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. 9.40 Flesh And Bone. A salesmans life is changed by an exciting woman he meets on his travels. With Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, James Caan, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scott Wilson. 11.50 Whats Love Got To Do With It Star Trek: Generations. Captains Kirk and Picard battle a mad scientist obsessed with a mysterious energy source. With Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell and Whoopi Goldberg. Prom Night. A teenagers prom takes a dark turn when her parents killer crashes the party. With Brittany Snow, Scott Porter, Jessica Stroup and Dana Davis. 10.40 The Ruins. Tourists exploring Mayan ruins are attacked by hostile villagers and carnivorous plants. With Jena Malone. 6.10 Galaxy Quest. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman. Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. Romantic comedy, with Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. Semi-Pro. An incompetent basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to turn his teams fortunes around. Comedy, starring Will Ferrell. 11.35 Working Girl. Comedy. 5.20 Patriot Games. Thriller. 7.20 I Am Legend. A scientist becomes the last survivor of a virus that turns humans into vampire-like creatures. Thriller, starring Will Smith and Alice Braga. The Bourne Ultimatum. The amnesiac assassin regains his memories, just as the CIA plans to finish him off. Thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles and David Strathairn. The Kingdom. Thriller, starring Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner and Chris Cooper. 5.10 Jailhouse Rock. Drama. 7.05 Hooper. An ageing Hollywood stuntman risks everything on one last daredevil feat in an attempt to prove himself to a rival. Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds. Any Given Sunday. An American football star is dropped from his team due to injury, but his replacement takes the squad to new heights -- making the veteran coach realise he is getting out of touch with the new generation of players entering the game. Drama, with Al Pacino and Cameron Diaz. 6.50 Akeelah And The Bee. A clever girl from a poor neighbourhood competes in a national spelling competition. Drama, starring Keke Palmer, Laurence Fishburne and Angela Bassett. The Shawshank Redemption. A banker is wrongly jailed for murder, and over the course of his life sentence he forms an extraordinary friendship with a fellow inmate. Drama, starring Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton, William Sadler and Gil Bellows. 11.45 The Breed 6.00 The Diving-Bell And The Butterfly. Drama with Mathieu Amalric and Emmanuelle Seigner. Buffalo 66. An ex-con kidnaps a girl and forces her to play the part of his wife as he attends a family reunion. Drama, starring Vincent Gallo, Christina Ricci, Anjelica Huston and Ben Gazzara. The Savages. An estranged sister and brother with disastrous personal lives are thrown back together when they are forced to care for their elderly father. Drama, with Laura Linney. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jenny seagrove, 7pm, alibi suzy klein, 7.30pm, BBc4 noel edmonds, 8pm, sky1 kate Garraway, 10pm, more4 stephen mangan, 11pm, e4 Jeremy piven, 11.30pm, itV2 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Premier League World. The latest news. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. The teams took to the Oval for the opening day of the fifth and final Test of the series, where a strong start was imperative in this crucial match. Golf Night. The KLM Open. From Kennemer Golf and Country Club in Zandvoort, Holland. Live Solheim Cup Golf. The opening ceremony at Rich Harvest Farms in Sugar Grove, Illinois. Rallyzone. News from around the world. Live Greyhound Racing. Coverage from one of the countrys most famous dog tracks, featuring this evenings key races. Time Of Our Lives. Former players look back at the heyday of Tottenham Hotspur. Live Poker. The latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players . IAAF Athletix Weekly. Athletics news. Live Rugby League. Batley Bulldogs v Halifax RLFC (kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of this evenings Championship match from the penultimate round of fixtures, held at Mount Pleasant. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels, Triple H and John Cena. Presented by Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Extreme Championship Wrestling 5.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Cincinnati Masters. The fourth day at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio, features the third-round stage, as players seek progression through to the quarter-finals. Ivo Karlovic caused a major upset at this stage last year, defeating top seed Roger Federer in three sets, while Andy Murray continued his progress with a victory over Dmitry Tursunov. Premier League World. The latest news. Rallyzone. News from around the world. 5.00 Live World Championship Athletics. Day six from the Olympic Stadium in Berlin, where medals are decided in the mens decathlon. Athletics: Berlin Photo Finish. The latest news. WTA Tennis. The Rogers Cup. Action from day four at the Rexall Centre in Toronto, where the third-round matches were scheduled to take place. World Championship Athletics. Highlights of day six from the Olympic Stadium in Berlin. 6.30 Australian Rules Football. A recent game. FIBA Basketball. The latest highlights. Major League Soccer. Chicago Fire v Los Angeles Galaxy. Action from the inter-conference encounter at Toyota Park. Goal! A look ahead to the latest fixtures. UFC Unleashed. Archival footage from the world championship for mixed martial art. DTM Highlights. Action from the second round from Oschersleben. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart sells his soul to Milhouse. The Simpsons. A tramp entertains the family. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Justin Lee Collins: West End Star. The presenter tries to perform in a West End musical. Bones. Booth receives a distressing call from an old friend in Tokyo. David Boreanaz stars. Fringe. A woman reappears with the ability to cause death by the touch of her fingertips. Star Trek: Voyager. Seven of Nine rescues a former Borg boy sent on a suicide mission. Classic Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Quiz show, with Chris Tarrant. Ibiza. Nicole considers hiring a dentist for the islands first plastic surgery clinic. Most Shocking. Featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat. Sexcetera. Frank and Hoyt join the guests at the worlds largest nudist wedding. Doctor Who. The Doctor is stunned when bride- to-be Donna materialises aboard the Tardis. Doctor Whos Greatest Moments: The Doctor. New series. Classic moments. Tough Guy Or Chicken? New series. Five men take on the worlds toughest challenges. EastEnders. Jim returns to the Square. We Are Klang. Klangbury comes last in a contest. 11.05 Family Guy. Peter launches a TV channel. Family Guy 11.50 Tough Guy Or Chicken? World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Harry Bicket makes his Proms debut conducting the chamber orchestra and choir of the English Concert in a performance of Handels oratorio Samson, which tells the dramatic story of the Israelite warriors last days. Based on a text by John Milton, it became one of Handels most successful and popular oratorios. Presented by Suzy Klein. 11.10 Wallander. A woman is found dead following an exhibition opening. Gossip Girl. Blair returns to school to find she is still out of favour with her old friends. Holiday Showdown. The Browns and the Maybes share vacations in Lanzarote and Scotland. The Mummy Returns. Rick OConnell and his wife Evelyn return to battle the nefarious undead Imhotep and his beautiful but ruthless sidekick, who have kidnapped their son and taken him to Egypt. Adventure, starring Brendan Fraser. Entourage. Ari is tested. Jeremy Piven stars. 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe tracks down a burglar. Richard Griffiths stars. 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes. A farmers son is suspected of murder. Jeremy Brett stars. Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones. Griff visits Grand Central Station in New York. The Forsyte Saga. Fleur and Jon decide the only way they can be together is to elope, but a shocking revelation by Jolyon scuppers their intentions. 11.40 Numb3rs. Charlie is dumbfounded. Classic Gear. Motorsports magazine, presented by Jason Dawe and Chris Searle. Police, Camera, Action! With Adrian Simpson. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Total Emergency. The work of all three major emergency services in Sheffield. Shooters. Premiere. An Irish gang leader becomes embroiled in a web of drugs, loyalty, lust, violence and betrayal. Thriller, starring Adrian Dunbar, Andrew Howard and Jamie Sweenie. Hollyoaks. Daniel is arrested for abduction. My Name Is Earl. Joy hates her new identity. Friends. Monica is much in demand. Friends. Monica plans an evening out. Reaper. Sam and Morgan battle it out to win the position of Satans right-hand man. The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon takes charge. The Loop. Sam tries to impress at a meeting. Free Agents. Comedy, with Stephen Mangan. King Of The Hill. Luanne attends a prom. Grand Designs. A couple planning a hi-tech dream house in a quiet Edwardian street. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Jamie At Home. The chef cooks asparagus. Jamie At Home. Jamie Oliver rustles up salads. Gordon Ramsays F Word. Kate Garraway challenges the chef to better her bread and butter pudding. 11.10 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. The chef helps a New York restaurant. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is approached by a spirit who was killed in a triathlon accident. Criminal Minds. Two students are murdered, leading the team to suspect a cult. Supernatural. Dean and Sam investigate a mysterious spate of drownings in a lake. Private Practice. Tempers flare when Charlotte opens a competing medical practice. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Two bodies are found hidden in pipes. William Petersen stars. Steptoe And Son. Harold dreams of becoming a model. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim and Sir Humphrey disagree. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del tries to sell a pair of urns. Only Fools And Horses. Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca. Nicholas Lyndhurst stars. 10.05 Only Fools And Horses. Del and Rodney plan a holiday in Florida. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star. 11.15 Keeping The Faith. Comedy, starring Edward Norton. Judge John Deed. Jo takes on a case in which a company is accused of damaging the health of the community, and the home secretary calls for Deeds impeachment. Jenny Seagrove stars. Dalziel & Pascoe. The detectives search for the killer of an actor whose body is washed ashore, and a host of suspects emerge as the investigation progresses. Warren Clarke stars. 10.55 Taggart. Three teachers at a boys boarding school are murdered in unusual circumstances. The King Of Queens. Mishaps run rife. The King Of Queens. Doug invites Arthur out. Frasier. Martin goes on the Antiques Roadshow. Frasier. Niles decides to settle a score. Two And A Half Men. Charlie sleeps with Rose. Two And A Half Men. Charlie is infatuated. Scrubs. JD and Turk embarrass Dr Cox. Sex And The City. The girls attend a funeral. 11.05 Sex And The City. Charlotte dumps her lover. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby uncovers a human trafficking organisation. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. The agents go after an arms dealer in possession of the Navys satellite system. Family Guy. Stewies teddy bear is ruined. American Dad! Steve and Roger fear Klaus. 10 Items Or Less. The store holdsaconvention. Family Guy. Peter injures his hand at work. True Blood. Sookie tells Bill she has decided to stop seeing him. Anna Paquin stars. 6.10 Odysseus And The Isle Of The Mists. Adventure, starring Arnold Vosloo. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard learns there is a price on his head. Craig Horner stars. Legend Of The Seeker. Richard learns about his family history when he returns to his birthplace. Knight Rider. Mike joins a fight club as part of the investigation into an Army sergeants death. Medium. The psychic SOS killer escapes from prison and seeks revenge on Allison. Mythbusters. The story of a wartime gunner who survived a 22,000ft drop from a plane. How Do They Do It? How cars run on rocket fuel. How Its Made. Fire extinguishers. Mega Builders. Engineers in Canada try to make 6000-ton concrete pontoons float. Lost Buildings Of Britain. Simon Thurley reveals the history behind Londons Whitehall Palace. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The adventurer tries to survive the jungles of Belize. The Pyramid Code. The publics enduring fascination with Egyptian pyramids. Banged Up Abroad. The story of a Philadelphian woman who smuggled cocaine through Cuba. Devils Bible. Scientists uncover the Codex Gigas, which was nicknamed the Devils Bible . Freemasons On Trial. Investigating the apparent suicide of Italian businessman Roberto Calvi. Knights Templar On Trial. Documentary investigating the demise of the religious order. Ancient Discoveries. How messages were transmitted over thousands of miles. How Britain Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis investigates the architecture of Liverpool. Britains Finest Treasures. Countdown of the finest historical artefacts discovered in the British Isles. Tim Marlow and Fay Ripley present. Terry Jones Great Map Mystery. Wales. Captain Cook. How the explorer tried to find the mythic north-west passage. All Creatures Great And Small. Mrs Pumphreys dog has a problem. Christopher Timothy stars. A History Of Britain. A brief history of Catholicism in England during the Reformation. Fred Dibnahs Age Of Steam. Documentary. Fred Dibnahs Industrial Age. Documentary. Metropolis. Computer graphics offer an insight into what urban life was like in ancient Rome. All Creatures Great And Small. Mrs Pumphreys dog has a problem. 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