London Lite Wednesday, 19 August 2009 27 South Of The Border Old Street, EC1 Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 8pm, adv 5 HER NAME IS CALLA Alternative progressive songs. Buffalo Bar Upper Street, N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. Tonight 8pm, 5 SATANS COCK Experimental rock from the five-piece. Royal Vauxhall Tavern Kennington Lane, SE11 (020 7820 1222). Tube/ Rail: Vauxhall. Tonight 11pm, 7 NATALIE IMBRUGLIA The Australian pop singer. The Lexington Pentonville Road, N1 (020 7837 5371). Tube: Angel/Kings Cross. Tonight 7.30pm, adv 315 JEBO Bristol rock quintet. 229 Great Portland Street, W1 (020 7323 7229). Tube: Great Portland Street. Tonight phone for times, 6, w/flyer 5 JIMMY C AND THE BLUES DRAGONS Traditional blues. Aint Nothin But Blues Bar Kingly Street, W1 (020 7287 0514). Tonight phone for details EDDY JOHNS Folk from the London singer. Theatre Royal Stratford East, Bar Gerry Raffles Square, E15 (020 8534 0310). Tube: Stratford. Tonight 6pm, free JOKER AND THE THIEF Indie pop and skiffle. The Boogaloo Archway Road, N6 (020 8340 2928). Tube: Highgate. Tonight 9pm, phone for prices JUNIOR BOYS Californian electro-pop duo. Relentless Garage Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Tonight 7pm, 10 KILL YOUTH CULTURE Hardcore ska-punk. The Grosvenor Sidney Road, SW9 (020 7733 1799). Tube: Stockwell. Tonight 8pm, 5 THE JUAN MACLEAN Experimental electro and dance. Cargo Rivington Street, EC2 (020 7739 3440). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 7pm, 8 MY FIRST TOOTH Folk, rock, indie, country and Spanish pop. The Slaughtered Lamb Great Sutton Street, EC1 (020 7253 1516). Tube/ Rail: Farringdon. Tonight 7.45pm, 6, adv 5 NEW DISASTER Heavy rock from Texas. The Windmill Blenheim Gardens, SW2 (020 8671 0700). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight 8pm, 4 THE SAVAGE NOMADS Experimental music. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 7.30pm, 6 SHAKELLERS The Oxford-based indie quartet. Bull And Gate Kentish Town Road, NW5 (020 8826 5000). Tube/Rail: Kentish Town. Tonight 8pm, 5, concs 4 SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM The chart-topping Australian bands. O2 Academy Islington N1 Centre, Parkfield Street, N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. Tonight 7pm, 16 TAKEN ADVANTAGE London four-piece play metal. Relentless Garage, Upstairs Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Today noon, 6 THEORETICAL GIRL The electro-folk-pop soloist. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Tonight 6.30pm, free THE UNBENDING TREES Downbeat acoustic alt rock. Bush Hall Uxbridge Road, W12 (020 8222 6955). Tube: Shepherds Bush. Tonight 7.30pm, 10 WALL STREET RIOTS London four-piece play punk-rock. Relentless Garage, Upstairs Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Tonight 7pm, 7 GREG WILLIAM London-based pop-rock soloist. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. Tonight 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 WILL AND THE PEOPLE The combo play quirky modern pop. Monto Water Rats Grays Inn Road, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Tonight 7pm, 6 WOODEN SHJIPS Californian psychedelic trance. The Borderline Orange Yard, Manette Street, W1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 7pm, 9 THE XX New wave and pop. Rough Trade East Brick Lane, E1 (020 7792 3490). Tube: Aldgate East/Rail: Shoreditch. 8pm, free Jazz & Blues JOHN LAW TRIO The pianist and composer plays original jazz. Pizza Express Jazz Club Dean Street, W1 (020 7734 3220). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 7pm, 12.50 FLORA PURIM & AIRTO MOREIRA Jazz from the Brazilian husband and wife duo. Ronnie Scotts Frith Street, W1 (020 7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Square. Tonight 6pm, 20-40 THABANI NYONI AND HIS BAND Funky Afro-beat collective. The Cross Kings Pub, Jester York Way, N1 (020 7278 8318). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Tonight 8pm, 7.50 SHEZ RAJA Experimental jazz and funk outfit. The Vortex Jazz Club, Dalston Culture House Gillett Street, N16 (020 7254 4097). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. Tonight 8.30pm, 8 Clubs Gay & Lesbian FETISHLAD LIVE AT EAGLE Funky house and electro. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Tonight 9pm-2am, 3, mems 2, free before 10pm GRAVITY AT FIRE Funky and minimal house and bassline courtesy of the residents. South Lambeth Road SW8 (020 7582 9890). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Tonight midnight-9am, 10, w/flyer 8, w/flyer free before 1am SHINKY SHONKY AT KU BAR Boogaloo Stu and Artex & Storm spin classic and contemporary pop, plus live cabaret from Fake Bush. Lisle Street WC2 (020 7437 4303). Tube: Leicester Square. Tonight 10pm-late, free WORK AT HEAVEN Freddie Thomas and Dean Golden mix pop, electro and underground dance; in the Star Bar Big Jon, Jeffrey Hinton, DJ Philly and friends play booty-shaking basslines. Charing Cross Arches, Villiers Street WC2 (020 7930 2020). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Tonight 11pm-4.15am, 6 House & Garage MOOSE AT THE MOOSE BAR Commercial house, dance and club classics from DJ Hans. Duke Street W1 (020 7644 1426). Tube: Bond Street. Tonight 9pm-2am, free SMILE AT THIRST The resident DJs spin house anthems. Greek Street W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 5pm-3am, 4, 3 before midnight SNAP, CRACKLE & POP AT THE RUSSIAN BAR Fonteyn and Tomb Crew spin house, electro and techno. Kingsland Road E2 (07916 119541). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 10pm- 5am, 5, concs 3 Others AZUCAR AT EMBASSY The resident DJs supply samba along with some live music, Brazilian appetisers and the opportunity to partake in dance lessons. Old Burlington Street W1 (020 7851 0956). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Tonight 9pm-3am, 10, free before 9pm CHEAP$KATES AT MOONLIGHTING Disco and hip hop courtesy of DJ Downfall. Greek Street W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 9pm-3am, 6 CHOKE AT THE ROXY DJs play drumnbass, reggae and hip hop. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 10pm-3am, 5, NUS/w/flyer 4, guestlist 3 DEATHDISCO AT NOTTING HILL ARTS CLUB Alan McGees trendy night of rocknroll, indie and punk with live performances from The Sessions and The Jives. Notting Hill Gate W11 (020 7460 4459). Tube: Notting Hill Gate. Tonight 7pm-2am, free DEEP FRIED ON A WEDNESDAY AT THE DOGSTAR DJ +1 spins classic soul, rare groove, funk, hip-hop, house and reggae. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7733 7515). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight 10pm-2am, free MIDWEK MADNESS AT ESCAPE SOHO Resident DJ Stevie B spins a mix of pop, electro, funk, house and R&B. Brewer Street W1 (07833 327002). Tonight 9pm-3am, free FUNKYLICIOUS AT THE PRIORY Resident DJs play R&B, soulful house, garage and funky house. The Mall W5 (020 8840 0706). Tonight 10pm-late, phone for prices GAFIEIRA AT GUANABARA D.Vyzor plays Brazilian ballroom music; Chico Chagas is live. Parker Street WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. Tonight 5pm-late, 5 GAME ON AT ZOO BAR, ROOM GROUND FLOOR, BASEMENT & VIP Residents spin chart, party anthems and retro hits in the basement, with R&B, electro and house in the VIP room. Bear Street WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Square. Tonight 9pm- 3am, 7, NUS 5, adv 4.50 GEPYS NIGHT OF MAYHEM AT BAR AND CO DJs spin Italo, disco, electro and house. Victoria Embankment WC2 (020 7836 7594). Tube: Temple. Tonight 10pm-3am, phone for prices I WANNA DJ AT HERBAL Aspiring DJs supply house. Kingsland Road E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 9pm- 2am, 3, free before 11pm JOYA AT SOSHO Global grooves and balearic beats with Pete Gooding. Tabernacle Street EC2 (0781 3196623). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 7pm-midnight, phone for prices KEVS RARE GROOVE AT PANGEA PROJECT Chill-out and reggae from DJ Kev. Stamford Hill N16 (07841 595058). Tube: Manor House. Tonight 7.30pm- 10.30pm, phone for prices KITCH AT EAST VILLAGE DJ Tash and Beth spin rocknroll and soul. Great Eastern Street EC2 (020 7739 5173). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 7pm-1am, phone for prices LIFES A BEACH AT THE MACBETH Local DJs supply indie and house, plus bands play live. Hoxton Street N1 (020 7749 0600). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 8pm-late, free LIPSTICK & LASHES AT THE DEN & CENTRO Resident Jodie Harsh plays retro chart and pop tunes. West Central Street WC1 (020 7240 1083). 10pm-3am, 8 METROLATINA AT SALSA! Jazzy salsa with Cuban sounds. Charing Cross Road WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm MOJITO MADNESS AT ANAM Residents spin funk, soul and mojitos. Chapel Market N1 (020 7278 1001). Tube: Angel. Tonight 6pm-late, free N*A*S*I*N AT THE BORDERLINE Punk, rock, metal, ska, hardcore and classics. Orange Yard, Manette Street W1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 11pm-3am, 5, concs 4 PLAY DANCE REPEAT AT THE BARFLY, CAMDEN DJs play rock, pop, indie and punk. Chalk Farm Road NW1 (0844 847 2424). Tube: Chalk Farm. Today 10am-late, 5, w/flyer 3 REBEL DISKO AT PLAN B The DJs spin a blend of punk, funk and 1970s reggae. Brixton Road SW9 (0870 116 5421). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight phone for details RECORD CLUB AT THE LEGION Guest DJs spin indie records. Old Street EC1 (020 7729 4441). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight phone for times, free ROOT DOWN AT THE STAR OF BETHNAL GREEN DJ Aydio plays hip hop, jazz, reggae and soul. Bethnal Green Road E2 (020 7729 0167). Tube: Bethnal Green. Tonight 8pm-midnight, free SALSA PARTY TIME AT FIESTA HAVANA Learn the steps with the team and try them on the dancefloor. Fulham Road SW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. Tonight 8.30pm-midnight, 3, free before 10pm SEDUCTION AT BAR RUMBA Lofty, Roskgo, Maximum, Live Linq, Smooth Fuego and Looney Tunes spin hip hop, R&B, dancehall and funk. Shaftesbury Avenue W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Tonight 9pm-3.30am, 5 SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH AT PUNK Special guest Alex Roots performs live plus resident DJs Sohodolls, Team Awesome and Dimitri Tikovoi play electro, pop, indie and alternative. Soho Street W1 (020 7734 4004). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 8pm-2.30am, 5 SPECIAL NEEDS PRESENT: VISITING HOURS AT THE VIBE BAR DJs Bobby Hands, Billy Crack, Cam Diggy & HeavyJ spin early hip-hop grooves, block party rockers, balearic beats, jazz-funk oddities and lost club classics. Brick Lane E1 (020 7247 3479). Tube: Aldgate Eastreet. Tonight 7.30pm- 11.30pm, free THURSDAYS AT G-A-Y BAR Residents spin big beat. Old Compton Street W1 (020 74942756). Tonight midnight-noon, free UN POCO LOCO AT SALVADOR & AMANDA The Soulsa DJs play a mix of Latin, soul, salsa, Brazilian beats, funk and rare groove. Great Newport Street WC2 (020 7240 1551). Tube: Leicester Square. Tonight 9pm-1am, free VIVA LA SALSA AT RS LOUNGE Residents spin Latin. Woodford New Road E17 (020 8509 6450). Tube: Snaresbrook. Tonight 7.30pm-midnight, 8 COMEDY THE BLOOMSBURY THEATRE Gordon Street, WC1 (020 7388 8822). Tube/Rail: Euston Ricky Gervais: Work In Progress. The Office and Extras star performs new material. Tonight 7pm, 10 & 15, phone for availability COMEDY CAFE Rivington Street, EC2 (020 7739 5706). Tube/Rail: Old Street New Act Night. Observational stand-up humour. Tonight 7pm, free COMEDY STORE Oxendon Street, SW1 (020 7930 2967). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Comedy Store Players. Improvisation from Neil Mullarkey, Andy Smart, Steve Steen, Stephen Frost, Niall Ashdown and Steve Edis. Tonight 8pm, 15 ETCETERA THEATRE Camden High Street, NW1 (020 7482 4857). Tube: Camden Town The Camden Fringe: Tom Price: My Favourite Misteaks. The stand-up presents his show about bad luck. Tonight 7.15pm, 7.50 The Camden Fringe: Tony Law: Illogical Edinburgh Festival Avoidance. As seen on Stewart Lees Comedy Vehicle, the comedian performs his latest stand-up show. Tonight 8.45pm, 7.50 FITZROY TAVERN Charlotte Street, W1 (020 7580 3714). Tube: Goodge Street Pear Shaped In Fitzrovia. With Lewis Bryan, Maureen Younger, David Sharpe, Richard McDonald, Richard Fox, Jimbo From Oz, Steven Saunders, Matt Janes and MCs Brian & Krysstal and Anthony Miller. With live music from Al Mandolino. Tonight 8pm, 5 LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE Leicester Place, WC2 (0844 847 2475). Tube: Leicester Square, Embankment Canuxploitation. Sketch comedy show. Tonight 7pm, 15 THE CAMDEN HEAD Camden High Street, NW1 (020 7485 4019). Rail: Camden Road; Tube: Camden Town The Camden Fringe: Tom Price: My Favourite Misteaks. The stand-up presents his show about bad luck. Tonight 7.15pm, 7.50 The Camden Fringe: Lion Face Lemon Face: Super-Slick Summer Blockbusters. Fast-paced surreal sketch-based comedy. Tonight 10.15pm, 7.50 The Camden Fringe: Tony Law: Illogical Edinburgh Festival Avoidance. As seen on Stewart Lees Comedy Vehicle, the comedian performs his latest stand-up show. Tonight 8.45pm, 7.50 SOHO THEATRE Dean Street, W1 (020 7478 0100). Tube: Tottenham Court Road Julian Clary: Lord Of The Mince. Gags and innuendo with the camp comic. Tonight 8pm, 12 Creamfields29-30 august, daresbury estate, Cheshire WERE giving away a pair of camping tickets to Creamfields, right, the UKs premier dance festival, in Cheshire. The killer line-up boasts Tisto, Basement Jaxx, Paul van Dyk, Mylo, 2ManyDJs, David Guetta and Dizzee Rascal. To find out more go to creamfields.com To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see thisislondon.co.uk/lite txt 65400 lIsTINGs LISTINGS lily Allen FROM Bestival to Buenos Aires, there seems to be no stopping our Lily, right. Her November gigs at the Academy are already a sell-out so extra dates on 15 and 17 December have been added to keep her public happy. 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