SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.05 Sky Kids. Adventure, starring Jesse James, Reiley McClendon and Stephen Baldwin. The Strangers. A couple must defend themselves against three masked assailants who break into their home. Horror, starring Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler. 9.40 Iron Man. An arms manufacturer invents a hi-tech suit of armour and uses it to fight evil. Adventure, starring Robert Downey Jr, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow and Terrence Howard. 11.50 The Crew 6.20 Fierce Creatures. With John Cleese, Kevin Kline, Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Palin. Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol. The crazy cops are assigned to train a group of oddball civilians to combat crime. Starring Steve Guttenberg and Sharon Stone. 9.45 Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. A singer rises from country boy to the greatest rock n roll legend of all time. With John C Reilly and Jenna Fischer. 11.25 Wedding Daze. With Jason Biggs. 5.55 No Country For Old Men. With Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones and Kelly Macdonald. The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. A nanny tries to destroy the life of the woman she blames for her husbands suicide. With Rebecca De Mornay, Julianne Moore and Annabella Sciorra. 10.05 Metro. A wisecracking police negotiator meets his match in a murderous jewel thief. With Eddie Murphy, Michael Rapaport, Michael Wincott and Carmen Ejogo. 6.15 Mee-Shee: The Water Giant. Fantasy, with Daniel Madger and Bruce Greenwood. Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their missing son. Sci-fi adventure, with Sam Neill and Ta Leoni. 9.45 The Scorpion King 2: Rise Of A Warrior. A young hero seeks to become the ultimate warrior so he can avenge his fathers death. Adventure prequel, with Michael Copon. 11.40 Jurassic Park III 6.00 December Boys. With Daniel Radcliffe, Lee Cormie, Christian Byers and James Fraser. The Jane Austen Book Club. Members of a book club find their own lives beginning to mirror the plots of Jane Austens novels. With Kathy Baker, Maria Bello, Emily Blunt and Amy Brenneman. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 6.15 The Wicker Man. With Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan and Frances Conroy. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade elf prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable robot army. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones and Luke Goss. Soldier. A genetically engineered soldier defends the inhabitants of a planet from his fellow warriors. Sci-fi thriller, with Kurt Russell. 11.50 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street 6.15 The Spiderwick Chronicles. Adventure, starring Freddie Highmore and Sarah Bolger. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. Romantic comedy, with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.50 Step Up 2: The Streets. A street dancer hones her skills at a prestigious school, but struggles with two very different worlds. Drama, starring Briana Evigan. 11.35 Midnight Cowboy. Drama. 6.55 We Own The Night. A nightclub managers loyalties are torn between his policeman father and his criminal clientele. Crime drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. Thriller, starring Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. 10.35 Awake. A man has an out of body experience and learns someone wants to kill him. Thriller, with Hayden Christensen. 6.55 Rebel Without A Cause. A teenage social outcast rejects any form of authority in his search for identity. Drama, starring James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo and Jim Backus. Pretty In Pink. A misfit high-school girl unexpectedly attracts the attentions of a rich boy. Romantic drama, starring Molly Ringwald, Andrew McCarthy and James Spader. Scarecrow. Drama, starring Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, Dorothy Tristan and Ann Wedgeworth. 6.30 A River Runs Through It. Two brothers, united only by a shared enthusiasm for fishing, find their relationship is cut short by tragedy. Drama, with Brad Pitt, Craig Sheffer and Tom Skerritt. The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. A host of Victorian literary heroes join forces to defeat a nefarious villain. Comic-book adventure, starring Sean Connery, Shane West and Stuart Townsend. 11.05 The Hills Have Eyes. Horror remake, starring Aaron Stanford and Ted Levine. 5.30 Clubland. Comedy. 7.20 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. A young recruit joins the notorious outlaw and his gang, only to ultimately betray and murder him. Western, starring Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck, Sam Rockwell and Sam Shepard. Juno. A teenager gets pregnant after sleeping with her friend, and looks for the perfect parents to adopt her baby. Comedy, with Ellen Page and Michael Cera. 11.40 The Air I Breathe movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Gene simmons, 7pm, Bio George cole, 8pm, itV4 america Ferrera, 9pm, e4 paul merton, 10pm, Virgin 1 Jane horrocks, 10.20pm, G.o.L.d. amanda holden, 11.05pm, e4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Soccer Special. Ian Payne introduces pre-match reports and news of all tonights goals as they go in, while studio guests keep their eye on the big games and talking points. Plus, a classified results round-up from all of this evenings fixtures. Football Special. Sunderland v Chelsea and Wigan Athletic v Wolverhampton Wanderers. Highlights of the Premier League double bill. Live UEFA Champions League. Celtic v Arsenal (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the play-off round first-leg match at Celtic Park, as the sides meet in a competitive game for the first time. The Gunners are making their first Champions League appearance since losing in last seasons semi-finals. UEFA Champions League. Highlights. A-League. The latest round of matches. Poker. Action from the latest heat of the Sports Stars Challenge, staged in London. Live Pro40 Cricket. Leicestershire Foxes v Kent Spitfires. The Division Two day/night encounter at Grace Road. Last seasons meeting between the teams at Canterbury ended as a no result after bad light had stopped play. The Foxes went on to finish seventh in the table, while the Spitfires took fourth place. Sports Unlimited. Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. 4.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Cincinnati Masters. The first-round matches continue on day two at Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio, as more players aim to secure places in the last 32. Ivo Karlovic began his campaign with a 6-3, 6-4 victory over Thomasz Bellucci last year. F3 Euroseries. Highlights of the latest round, as the drivers looked to prove their credentials . Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. 5.00 Live World Championship Athletics. Further coverage of day four at Berlin. Athletics: Berlin Photo Finish. The latest news. Formula Two Championship. Action from the fourth meeting of the season, which came from Donington Park. World Series By Renault. Highlights. World Championship Athletics. Further highlights of day four at Berlin. Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in the German top flight. 8.15 Russian Football League. Lokomotiv Moscow v CSKA Moscow. 9.15 Russian Football League. Spartak Moscow v FC Moscow. From the Luzhniki Stadium. 10.15 Top 14 Rugby Union. Highlights. 10.45 Ajax TV. The latest news surrounding the 29-time Dutch champions. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Behind- the-scenes special. The Simpsons. Bart is caught shoplifting. A Town Called Eureka. The towns teenagers begin sleepwalking. Colin Ferguson stars. House. The medics treat a man who collapsed after inflicting insults on his colleagues. House. The cantankerous medic faces a supernatural mystery. Hugh Laurie stars. Law And Order. A murder is connected to a suspicious department store. Star Trek: Voyager. Paris and Kim are kidnapped by holodeck characters. Garrett Wang stars. Moonlight. Lee Jay Spalding, a reformed ex-con, seeks revenge against Mick for his incarceration. Chuck. A criminal raids Buy More on Christmas Eve, taking Chuck and the gang hostage. Room 101. Gordon Ramsay chats to Paul Merton. 10.35 Room 101. With astronomer Patrick Moore. 11.10 Sexcetera. Featuring film-maker Candid Cam and band Rock Bitch. Doctor Who. A mother hides her daughters powers. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum. The group teaches a primary school class. Virgin Cooks. New series. Culinary challenge, presented by chef Gordon Jones. EastEnders. Bianca realises how she feels. Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. Family Guy. Animation. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum World News Today Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. The Cell. Adam Rutherford examines 350 years of scientific research about cells. We Need Answers: Wine. Last in the series. Cowards. Sketch show. Last in the series. The Pre Raphaelites: VictorianRevolutionaries Getting On. Hilary demands action. Early Doors. Duffy and Joe advise Liam. Charlie Brookers Screenwipe Gossip Girl. An unauthorised party at the school swimming pool gets out of hand. Worlds Best Diet. Conclusion. Linda Robson and Carole Malone visit Japan and LA. The Dukes Of Hazzard. Bo and Luke Duke discover a plot to strip-mine their entire town. Comedy, starring Seann William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Willie Nelson, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds. 11.15 8 Mile. Drama, with Eminem and Mekhi Phifer. 6.40 Pie In The Sky. A policewoman is murdered. Richard Griffiths stars. 7.50 Agatha Christies Poirot. When a spate of petty thefts culminates in a series of murders at a student hostel, the Belgian sleuth is called in to investigate. Mystery, starring David Suchet and Philip Jackson. Wire In The Blood. A prostitute is violently murdered, and Tonys investigations reveal the suspected killer was confined to a high-security psychiatric unit at the time. Robson Green stars. Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform baffling tricks. Minder. Arthur excludes Terry from his latest business venture. George Cole stars. Ultimate Force. A safe-cracker helps Red Troop. Drama, starring Ross Kemp and Jamie Draven. Tuesday. Premiere. Thieves plot to steal a priceless emerald, only to find other gangs have a similar plan. Crime thriller, with John Simm and Philip Glenister. 11.45 Minder Hollyoaks. Ste gives Lucas up for adoption. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jason Lee stars. Friends. Rachel longs to find a date. Friends. Joey auditions for a major role. Ugly Betty. Marc and Betty compete for a place on a training programme. America Ferrera stars. Supersize Vs Superskinny. Christian Jessen revisits two diet swappers from previous shows. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. With Amanda Holden. 11.55 Big Brother Live Grand Designs. A Devon couple plan to turn two run-down barns into an eco-friendly house. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Location, Location, Location. Phil Spencer goes house-hunting in Liverpool and the Wirral. True Stories: Deliver Us From Evil. Documentary examining the case of a former Catholic priest who abused children -- crimes his superiors were aware of but did not report. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps a boy who was killed by a train. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Four Weddings. A couple from Gloucester plan to celebrate their wedding with a banquet. Ghost Whisperer. A female student goes missing in the woods during an initiation ritual. Eleventh Hour. Dr Jacob Hood is alarmed when several 11-year-old boys die of heart attacks. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigates a teenage girls death in a fire. Steptoe And Son. Harold divides the house up. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Hacker is portrayed in a bad light. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del discovers a valuable statue. The Story Of Only Fools And Horses. Exploring how the classic British sitcom first arrived on the small screen. 10.20 Never Mind The Horrocks. Jane Horrocks stars in a selection of sketches. 11.15 Fawlty Towers. Sybil leaves Basil. 11.55 Little Britain USA Murder, She Wrote. A psychic predicts the death of a missing tycoon and the location of his body. Murdoch Mysteries. A murder plot emerges during a theatre performance. Rebus. The gruff detective investigates a colleagues link to a convicted paedophile, but gets distracted by a plea from an old flame to find her missing son. John Hannah and Michelle Fairley star. 11.05 Silent Witness. A boxing match ends in what appears to be a tragic accident. The King Of Queens. Carries father moves in. The King Of Queens. Doug pretends to diet. Frasier. The shrink is a laughing stock. Frasier. Niles becomes an art critic. Two And A Half Men. Charlie is curious. Two And A Half Men. Berta causes tension. South Park. A boy keeps order in the town. Sex And The City. Carrie dumps Big. 11.05 Sex And The City. Miranda learns to talk dirty. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby uncovers a conspiracy within a coroners office. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. The discovery of a dead Marine prompts the team to hunt for his killer. Family Guy. Stewie tries to find his father. American Dad! Hayley threatens to leave. Dexter. The forensics expert hunts for a man thought to have killed his past two wives for financial gain. 11.05 Nip/Tuck. Rival Marilyn Monroe impersonators receive breast implants. 6.10 Merlin And The Book Of Beasts. Fantasy, starring James Callis and Laura Harris. Knight Rider. Mike joins a fight club while investigating an army drill sergeants death. Legend Of The Seeker. Drama based on Terry Goodkinds Sword of Truth fantasy novels. Legend Of The Seeker. Woodland guide Richard Cypher accepts his fate as the Seeker. Medium. Kenneth Push experiences unnerving visions about a murder in Phoenix. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman test the claims of various anti-gravity devices. How Do They Do It? Bending glass. How Its Made. Wooden barrels. Swamp Loggers. Bobbys crew hopes moving to a new track will help improve the logging. Alaskas Great Race. Novice musher Holt is forced to make a decision. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The Carpathian Mountains in Transylvania, Romania. Valley Of The Kings. Experts reveal how ancient Egyptian tomb-building evolved. Banged Up Abroad. How a man was locked up in a Mexican jail after a drug deal went wrong. SAS Jungle Rescue. Examining how the SAS launched a daring mission in August 2000. Sea Patrol UK. The lives of people who work on the English Channel, including helicopter crews. Ice Patrol. Four Royal Marines retrace Ernest Shackletons trek across South Georgia. Ancient Discoveries. The role played by forts in helping to keep rule in Britain. Warriors. Green Beret Terry Schappert examines a duel between samurai warriors in 1612. Battles BC. How Moses led the Hebrew slaves out of Egypt and across the Red Sea. The Universe. The work of scientists who search for planets capable of supporting life. Captain Cook. Vanessa Collingridge presents a biography of the 18th-century explorer. All Creatures Great And Small. Illness strikes on the grouse moors. Christopher Timothy stars. A History Of Britain. A profile of King Edward I, nicknamed the Hammer of the Scots. Fred Dibnahs Age Of Steam. Documentary. Fred Dibnahs Age Of Steam. Documentary. Metropolis. The Egyptian city of Alexandria, including a look at the communes library. All Creatures Great And Small. Illness strikes on the grouse moors. Christopher Timothy stars. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Sophie competes against her father in military training. Asleep At The Wheel. Exploring how the 2001 Selby rail crash, in which 10 people died. Little Miss Perfect. Mother-daughter team Traci and Lexa compete with Ronda and Kendal Meeks. Bridezillas. Behind the scenes with women planning their weddings. Being The Tartiest Men. Film following three lads who claim to have had 450 one-night stands. Who Do You Think You Are? Julia Sawalha traces her roots, following her ancestry to Jordan. Seaside Rescue. A man falls under a speedboat. Seaside Rescue. Rip currents cause chaos. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh uncovers evidence of dinosaurs and deserts. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian David Baddiel researches his ancestry. Traffic Cops. Police in Hull use a taser for the first time to combat armed offenders. Long Way Round. The duo get some much- needed off-road motorcycle training in Wales. Ray Mears Wild Food. The foods available on the British coastline in the Stone Age. Last Man Standing. The challengers are given 10 days to learn a Zulu tribes art of stick fighting. Long Way Round. 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