SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 17 August 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Igor. Animated comedy, with the voices of John Cusack and Eddie Izzard. The Strangers. A couple must defend themselves against three masked assailants who break into their home. Horror, starring Scott Speedman. Iron Man. A cynical arms manufacturer has a change of heart after he is taken hostage by a terrorist group and learns the weapons he has built have been falling into the wrong hands. Adventure, starring Robert Downey Jr. 11.45 The Crew 6.25 Code Name: The Cleaner. With Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu and Will Patton. Police Academy II: Their First Assignment. The inept police officers are let loose on the streets. Comedy sequel, starring Steve Guttenberg. Balls Of Fury. The FBI recruit a ping-pong champion to infiltrate a tournament run by a criminal mastermind. Dan Fogler and Christopher Walken star. 11.05 Monty Pythons The Meaning Of Life. With Michael Palin and John Cleese. 5.55 The River Wild. With Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon, David Strathairn and Joseph Mazzello. Oceans Thirteen. The band of thieves teams up with an old enemy to get even with a crooked casino boss. Starring George Clooney, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia and Ellen Barkin. 10.05 Chaos. A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner are assigned to investigate a bank heist. Starring Jason Statham, Ryan Phillippe, Wesley Snipes and Henry Czerny. 6.00 The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep. Fantasy, starring Alex Etel and Emily Watson. The Golden Compass. A girl embarks on a perilous mission through a parallel universe to rescue her best friend. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig and Dakota Blue Richards. The Librarian: Quest For The Spear. A meek librarian must recover a magical artefact. Adventure, starring Noah Wyle. 11.40 The Three Investigators And The Secret Of Skeleton Island 6.00 The Bone Collector. Starring Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. Starring Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor and Michelle Williams. Gone Baby Gone. A tough Boston neighbourhood becomes the centre of a media circus when a four-year-old girl goes missing. Crime drama, starring Casey Affleck and Morgan Freeman. 6.45 The Mist. A strange fog which is harbouring prowling vicious creatures in its depths envelops a small community. Starring Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden and Andre Braugher. The Incredible Hulk. A scientist who turns into a monster is hunted by a general who wants to use him as a weapon. With Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt and Tim Blake Nelson. Rise. A journalist falls for the charms of a charismatic vampire. Lucy Liu stars. 6.20 License To Wed. Comedy, starring Robin Williams, Mandy Moore and John Krasinski. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break-up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. Romantic comedy, starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell and Russell Brand. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. Two firefighter buddies pretend to get married in order to overcome a problem with a life insurance policy. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Kevin James. 5.20 Star Trek: First Contact 7.15 The Invasion. A psychiatrist finds the source of a mind-altering epidemic turning humans into zombies. Sci-fi thriller, with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. PS I Love You. A widow receives a series of encouraging letters her husband sent to her before he died. Romantic drama, starring Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, Lisa Kudrow, Gina Gershon and Kathy Bates. 11.10 Die Hard 2. Action thriller sequel, with Bruce Willis and Bonnie Bedelia. 5.20 Bye Bye, Braverman 7.10 Code Name: Emerald. A double agent tries to retrieve inside information about the D-Day invasion. Adventure, starring Ed Harrisand Horst Buchholz. Surviving Picasso. Charting the artists 10-year relationship with mistress Francoise Gilot, with whom he had two children. Drama, starring Anthony Hopkins, Natascha McElhone, Joss Ackland, Jane Lapotaire and Diane Venora. 11.25 Showdown In Little Tokyo. Brandon Lee stars. 6.20 Coach Carter. A former basketball player coaches a high-school team, but his tough methods provoke outrage. Drama, starring Samuel L Jackson, Ashanti, Rick Gonzalez and Rob Brown. Hide And Seek. A widowers daughter finds solace in an imaginary friend -- but events take a disturbing twist. Thriller, starring Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning and Elisabeth Shue. Wolf Creek. Horror, starring John Jarratt, Nathan Phillips, Cassandra Magrath and Kestie Morassi. 5.45 Be Kind Rewind. Comedy, with Mos Def. The Portrait Of A Lady. An American heiress visits Europe to find herself, but ends up marrying an enigmatic art collector -- unaware he considers her to be nothing more than another piece for his collection. Drama, starring Nicole Kidman. Nelly And Monsieur Arnaud. A woman leaves her husband to form a relationship with an ageing wealthy businessman. Drama, starring Emmanuelle Beart. 11.50 Barton Fink movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm hugh Laurie, 7.55pm, itV3 Victoria coren, 8.30pm, BBc4 peter andre, 9pm, itV2 sue Johnston, 9pm, alibi david caruso, 10pm, Living holly Willoughby, 11.30pm, itV2 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Netbusters. Football from across Europe. Live Speedway. Peterborough Panthers v Swindon Robins. Nigel Pearson and Kelvin Tatum introduce coverage of this evenings Elite League meeting at the East of England Showground. Netbusters. Football from across Europe. Time Of Our Lives. Former players look back at the heyday of Tottenham Hotspur. Netbusters. Football from across Europe. Soccer AM: The Best Bits. Highlights. 4.30 Live Pro40 Cricket. Somerset Sabres v Sussex Sharks. Coverage of the day/night Division One encounter at Taunton. The Sharks won their first three Pro40 matches of the season, including a four-run victory over Hampshire Hawks, in which James Kirtley took four wickets. Poker. Action from the sixth season of the World Poker Tour, which visited various locations across the globe. Speedway. Peterborough v Swindon. Extra Time. A range of sports-related stories. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Basketball. A four-team tournament at the 02 Arena in London, featuring Great Britain, Turkey, Poland and Israel. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. 4.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Cincinnati Masters. The opening day at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio, where Andy Murray is the defending champion. The British number one defeated Sam Querrey, Dmitry Tursunov, Carlos Moya and Ivo Karlovic on his way to the final last year. Show Jumping.Highlights of the TD Cup at the Spruce Meadows complex in Calgary, Canada. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. 5.00 Live World Championship Athletics. Coverage from day three at the Olympic Stadium in Berlin, as medals are decided in six events, including the womens 100m. 8.45 Athletics: Berlin Photo Finish 9.15 MotoGP. Highlights of the Czech Republic Grand Prix from Brno, the 12th round of the season. Italys Valentino Rossi was chasing his fifth victory in this race. World Championship Athletics. Action from day three at the Olympic Stadium in Berlin. SPL Live. Dundee United v Hearts (Kick-off 7.45pm). The encounter on the opening weekend of the season at Tannadice. Hearts enjoyed the better record between the sides last term, winning two of their four meetings, and preventing the Terrors from scoring in the last three matches. Bundesliga Review Show. A look back at the latest round of fixtures in the German top flight. 11.15 ICC Cricket World. Magazine show. 11.45 ESPN Big Fights entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. A trilogy of spine-chillers. The Simpsons. Homer gives marital advice. The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown is arrested. The Simpsons. Homer humiliates Marge. Brothers In Arms: Basra. Documentary charting the emotional journey of British troops in Iraq, questioning how they feel about the war. The Greatest Champions League Goals Ever. The top 50 goals scored in the competition. Josef Fritzl: The Story Of A Monster Star Trek: Voyager. The Delta Flyer is captured by a Borg cube. Jeri Ryan and Kate Mulgrew star. Nothing To Declare. Documentary. Nothing To Declare. Documentary. Moonlight. A murderous ex-con seeks revenge against Mick for his incarceration. Chuck. The spy follows Sarah when she goes to meet an older man. Gary Cole guest stars. Sexcetera. A look back at highlights of the series, from cross-dressers to strippers. Doctor Who. A man becomes obsessed with the Doctor. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Bizarre ER. Highlights of the series so far. Underage And Pregnant. Documentary. Gavin & Stacey. The couple get engaged. We Are Klang. Greg pines for a woman. EastEnders. Dot learns Jim is coming home. Little Britain. Emily Howard gets a new friend. 11.05 Family Guy. Peter sells Meg. Family Guy 11.50 Underage And Pregnant World News Today Legends: James Last -- Non-Stop Dancing. Profile of the German-born bandleader. Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. Wallander. A woman is found dead following an exhibition opening. Krister Henriksson, Johanna Sallstrom and Ola Rapace star. The Grandparent Diaries. Documentaries about grandparents and their grandchildren. The Grandparent Diaries. Documentary. Gossip Girl. Blair is disappointed when her father brings his boyfriend home for Christmas. New Homes From Hell. People whose new homes proved to be disasters waiting to happen. Peter Andre: Going It Alone. Following the singers life since his separation from Katie Price, including settling into his new home. Coronation Street. Becky is released. Coronation Street. Steve bribes DC Hooch. Celebrity Juice. With Holly Willoughby. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe has an unwelcome visitor. Richard Griffiths stars. 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster. Uncle George considers marrying a waitress. Hugh Laurie stars. Martina Coles Lady Killers. A profile of aristocrat Elizabeth Bathory. Last in the series. Taggart. Burkes reputation is put on the line. Detective drama, starring Alex Norton. The Bill. Part one of two. A childs nanny is badly beaten. Ruth Gemmell guest stars. 6.05 The Sweeney 7.05 Andromeda. Beka, Rhade, Doyle and Harper search for a treasure. Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform baffling tricks. Cops With Cameras. Police in Wales carry out a dawn raid. Narrated by Hugo Speer. Bouncers. Different types of doorman. Ticker. A cop teams up with a bomb disposal expert to catch terrorists on the loose in San Francisco. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal. Hollyoaks. Gilly fails to repair Stephs shoes. My Name Is Earl. Jaime Pressly stars. Friends. Carol and Ross spice up their marriage. Friends. A gift lands Chandler in trouble. One Tree Hill. Lucas and Peyton adjust to living together, while Mouth tries to get his job back. Shameless. Jamie finds out Joe has been hitting Mandy and gets back at him by putting him in hospital. 11.05 Blackball. Comedy, with Paul Kaye, James Cromwell and Bernard Cribbins. Grand Designs. A custom-built oak-and-glass home in Lambourn Valley, Berkshire. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition. Highlights. Property Snakes And Ladders. Sarah Beeny meets two developers who are taking on a new project. The Home Show. Architect George Clarke helps a family in Chalfont suffering from a lack of space. 11.10 Kevin McCloud And The Big Town Plan. Documentary. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is contacted by the spirit of a soldier who claims he is lost. Make Me A Supermodel US. The models take part in an underwater photo shoot. Four Weddings. A couple from Gloucester plan to celebrate their wedding with a banquet. CSI: Miami. A government weapons truck is hijacked. David Caruso and Emily Procter star. CSI: Miami. Delko is rushed to hospital with potentially fatal injuries. Adam Rodriguez stars. Steptoe And Son. Harold seeks psychiatric help. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Hacker improves employment figures. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del enters the car trade. Only Fools And Horses. After a taste of the high life, Del-Boy and Rodney are back in Nelson Mandela House and back in business as Trotters Independent Traders. 10.40 The Story Of Only Fools And Horses. Exploring how the classic British comedy first arrived on the small screen. Maisie Raine. A game show host is stalked. Police drama, starring Pauline Quirke. Taggart. A scientist is murdered. Drama, starring Blythe Duff, Alex Norton and John Michie. Waking The Dead. Feature-length episode. The team are forced to delve into Londons murky underworld to investigate a gangsters deathbed confession revealing the names of 12 victims. Drama, starring Trevor Eve and Sue Johnston. 11.25 Rebus. An old flame asks the detective for help. The King Of Queens. Part one of two. The King Of Queens. Part two of two. Frasier. A woman enchants Frasier. Frasier. Niles dates a prostitute. Two And A Half Men. Alan injures himself. Two And A Half Men. Jake gets into trouble. Rules Of Engagement. Jennifer gets moody. Sex And The City. Carrie embarrasses herself. 11.05 Sex And The City. Miranda dumps her lover. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby is haunted by visions of a girl who has been abducted. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. The team tries to find out who was responsible for sabotaging a robotic vehicle. Family Guy. Stewie tries to be nice to the family. AmericanDad!Francines adoptive parents visit. NCIS. Vance asks the team to help him investigate the death of a boxer. The Wire. The mayor orders Burrell to reduce the ever-increasing crime rate. Dominic West stars. 6.10 Baal: The Storm God. Fantasy thriller, starring Jeremy London and Lexa Doig. Fireball. An investigator tries to get to the bottom of a mysterious blaze at a prison. Sci-fi thriller, starring Lexa Doig, Aleks Paunovic and Colin Cunningham. 9.40 Legend Of The Seeker: The Making Of A Legend 10.10 Legend Of The Seeker. Drama based on Terry Goodkinds Sword of Truth novels. 11.10 Legend Of The Seeker. Richard Cypher accepts his fate as the Seeker. Mythbusters. Whether a lighter can explode with the force of several sticks of dynamite. How Do They Do It? Building a golf course. How Its Made. Cricket bats and fuel pumps. Time Warp. Weed-whacking. Time Warp. Time-lapse photography. American Chopper. The team begins work on two new projects, but progess is disrupted. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former soldier tests his skills in the Yukon area of Canada. Who Built The Sphinx? Documentary exploring why the sculpture was created. Banged Up Abroad. A man who was imprisoned in Venezuela for smuggling drugs. Sea Patrol UK. The lives of people who work on the English Channel, including helicopter crews. Ice Patrol. Royal Marines retrace Ernest Shackletons trek across South Georgia. Seconds From Disaster. The Boeing 737 that crash-landed on the M1 in Leicestershire in 1989. Ancient Discoveries. Exploring the remarkably advanced technology of the ancient world. Extreme Trains. The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Baileys circus train. Deadly Dust Storms. Investigation into the causes and consequences of the weather phenomenon known as a black blizzard, which ravaged America during the Thirties. Captain Cook. Vanessa Collingridge presents a biography of the 18th-century explorer. All Creatures Great And Small. Tricki-Woo falls ill. Christopher Timothy and Carol Drinkwater star. A History Of Britain. The story of Henry II, who built one of the greatest empires in the world. Fred Dibnahs Age Of Steam. Documentary. Fred Dibnahs Age Of Steam. Documentary. Metropolis. A digital recreation of what the Greek city of Athens would have looked like. All Creatures Great And Small. Tricki-Woo falls ill. Christopher Timothy and Carol Drinkwater star. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. The rocker undertakes a lie detector test live on the radio. I Survived. A girl lives after being stabbed and sexually assaulted by an intruder. Banged Up Abroad. The tale of a yachtsman caught smuggling cocaine. Snapped: Women Who Kill. Documentary. Crimes Of Passion. Horrific crimes. Women Behind Bars. The story of Stacey Lannert, who shot her abusive father twice. Coast. The team journeys along Scotlands coast between Berwick-upon-Tweed and Aberdeen. Seaside Rescue. Coastal rescue teams. Seaside Rescue. Coastal rescue teams. British Isles: A Natural History. Alan Titchmarsh examines the evolution of Britains wildlife. Who Do You Think You Are? Julia Sawalha traces her roots, following her ancestry to Jordan. Traffic Cops. Officers tackle identification problems. Jamie Theakston narrates. Long Way Round. Ewan McGregor and Charley Boormans odyssey from London to New York. Ray Mears Wild Food. Journeying back in time to the Stone Age, Ray discovers what people ate. Last Man Standing. Athletic adventurers undertake a series of endurance challenges. 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