TELEVISION BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Monday, 17 August 2009 19 10.30 No Place Like Home? (S). Venice and Newcastle. 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). 12.30 For The Rest Of Your Life (S). 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Good Bid Good Buy (S). New series. Property auction show, with Michael Holmes and Clare Reid. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Brian Turner and Aldo Zilli cook for Konnie Huq. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). Jenny falls victim to conmen. 5.00 Golden Balls (S). Game show. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Hannahs crush causes problems for Andy when Moira jumps to the wrong conclusion, and Paddy fears Carl will make a move on Chas. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Becky is released, but few people believe she is innocent. Liz ends her relationship with Lloyd because of their age difference, and Tina confronts Joe about his attitude. See Soap Box 8.00 Airline (R,S). 5/10. Michelle Bartleys hen party shatters the early morning calm at Bristol Airport as she and more than 40 friends head for Benidorm. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Steve tries to bribe DC Hooch to drop the charges. Kevin delights Sally with a proposal, but he is focused on keeping away from Molly, and Ashley tries to impress Claire. See Soap Box 9.00 Monday Monday (S). 6/7. Rogers guilty secret is revealed when his wife pays him a visit in Leeds, putting both his marriage and job on the line. Determined to stop drinking, Christine begins a clinical trial for a new drug, but ends up in hospital after taking an overdose, while Sally and Steven finally own up to their feelings for one another. Drama, starring Fay Ripley. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 The Matrix Revolutions (S) (2003). Neo and Trinity battle to bring the war between man and machine to an end. Conclusion of the sci-fi trilogy, starring Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne. See Film Choice 12.50 British Touring Car Championship Highlights. Steve Rider presents action from Knockhill in Fife, where the seventh round of the season took place. With commentary by Tim Harvey and Ben Edwards; ITV News Headlines. 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues. 3.00 ITV Nightscreen. Text-based information about forthcoming ITV programmes and special events, plus news from the world of entertainment. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Fay Ripley 9pm, Monday Monday 10.35 Deadly 60 (R,S). 11.05 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,S). 12.00 Open Gardens (R,S). 12.30 Film: Ring Of Bright Water (S) (1969). Drama, starring Bill Travers. 2.15 Sun, Sea And Bargain Spotting (R,S). 3.00 Monk (R,S). 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). The team visits Telford. 4.45 Live World Championship Athletics (S,HD). Hazel Irvine presents coverage from day three at the Olympic Stadium in Berlin, as medals are decided in six events, including the mens 10,000m and womens 100m. 6.00 Live World Championship Athletics continues. 9.00 Future Of Food (S). 1/3. New series. George Alagiah travels the world to investigate the global food crisis that has involved riots on three continents and competition for supplies due to population growth and changing diets. He visits Cuba to learn about the future of oil supplies, and discovers why obesity is spiralling out of control in Mexico. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 How Not To Live Your Life (S,HD). 6/6. Don accompanies Eddie on a night out, and returns to discover Abby is single again after splitting up with Karl. He sets out to win her back, but upsets a girl he met in a bar in the process. Comedy, starring Dan Clark. Last in the series. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Kirsty Wark. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Wire (S). 12/13. Carcetti faces a massive school-budget deficit and is forced to seek the state governors assistance, while Freamon turns to Daniels and Pearlman in a bid to get authorisation for a city-wide search for bodies hidden in vacant houses. Omar orchestrates the theft of the co-ops drug shipment, and Randys home is targeted in an arson attack. 12.20 BBC News (S). 4.45 Close. Dan Clark 10pm, How Not To Live Your Life 11.00 Shipwrecked 2009: Battle Of The Islands (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 In Your Dreams (S). 12.45 My Place In The Sun (R,S). 1.15 Film: The Incident (S) (1990). Second World War drama, starring Walter Matthau. 3.10 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 3.40 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Noels Hall Of Fame (R,S). 5.00 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 5.30 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). Bohemian poet Kieron Allen hosts the third dinner party in Bristol. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 8/23. Homer offers to donate a kidney to Grampa -- until he realises the surgery will place his life at risk. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Malachy spots a sure-fire way to ease his money worries, but his plan is thwarted by his brother. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Microsoft Babies (S). 5/8. Following a two- year-old boy as he spends his days in the nursery, resolutely different from the crowd. More experiences of Microsofts creche in Reading. 8.00 The Princess And The Gangster (R,S). Exploring the association between Princess Margaret and underworld figure John Bindon, who are portrayed in reconstructions by Nichola Lindsay and Norman Murray. A chance meeting between the pair in Mustique led to rumours of compromising photographs and meetings at Kensington Palace. 9.00 On Tour With The Queen (S). 2/4. Kwame Kwei-Armah explores Queen Elizabeth IIs presence in Australia and New Zealand as part of the Coronation Tour, learning how she had just eight weeks to cover the continent. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights from the housemates past 24 hours inside the Big Brother compound. 11.10 Celebrity Wife Swap (R,S). 10/10. Ron Atkinsons wife Maggie trades lives with Olympic athlete Tessa Sanderson. Last in the series. 12.10 4Music: Basement Jaxx: Video Exclusive (S). First play of the new single, Feelings Gone. 12.20 4Music: Wakestock Music 2009 (S). 12.50 4Music: Kasabian: Live T4 Special (R,S,HD). 1.20 Big Brother Live. 4.00 One Minute Past Midnight (R,S). 4.15 David Copperfield (R,S). 5.50 Sali Mali (S). 5.55 The Hoobs (R,S). Tessa Sanderson 11.10pm, Celebrity Wife Swap 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Medical Investigation (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). 2.15 Zoo Days (R,S). A penguin at Colchester Zoo requires medical attention. 2.50 Property List: Top Spots (R,S). Highlights from the series exploring the nations best homes. 3.05 The Family Recipe (R,S). With Italian chef Antonio Carluccio. 3.15 Film: Love Takes Wing (S) (2009). Premiere. Drama, starring Sarah Jones. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Michaelas Animal Road Trip (S). 11/20. Michaela Strachan travels to Dunfermline, Scotland, and helps outs at an SSPCA wildlife rescue centre where a grey seal is being treated. Elsewhere, a Rottweiler undergoes surgery and a brood of ducklings are looked after. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.30 How Do They Do It? (R,S). Robert Llewellyn explores the manufacturing process behind Marmite, of which more than 5,000 tonnes are produced every year. He also meets designers who claim to have created an uncapsizable lifeboat and discovers the secrets behind a light show. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 The Gadget Show (S). Websites come under the spotlight as Jason Bradbury learns how to cook and Ortis Deley sets out to play the guitar, both using only online tutorials and resources. After one month, the presenters progress is assessed by chef Antony Worrall Thompson and NMEs Paul Stokes. Meanwhile, Dawn Porter tests TV sets. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector (S). 7/8. Alex Polizzi sets out to improve the fortunes of the Glangrwyney Court guesthouse in the Black Mountains, Powys. Despite its five-star rating and reasonable occupancy rate, owners Christina and Warrick Jackson reveal they are rapidly losing money. Alex is taken aback by the amount of clutter in the rooms and the low prices being charged. 10.00 The Forgotten (S) (2004). A woman is devastated by her sons death and turns for help to a psychiatrist -- who compounds her distress by insisting the youngster was a figment of her delusional imagination. When she meets a man who has had a similar experience, they set out to discover the truth. Thriller, starring Julianne Moore. Includes Five News Update. 11.55 Most Evil (R,S). 6/8. Michael Stone profiles killers, including Jerome Brudos, Jeffrey Dahmer and Westley Dodd, who murdered scores of men, women and children. 12.55 NASCAR. The Carfax 400 from Brooklyn. 1.50 Race And Rally UK. Highlights from around the country. 2.40 Motorsport Mundial. High-speed coverage. 3.05 FIM Motocross. From Loket. 3.55 NHRA Drag Racing. The Lucas Oil Nationals. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Great Artists (R,S). Antony Worrall Thompson 8pm, The Gadget Show Wolf Creek Film4, 11pm (2005) THREE backpackers get stranded in the Australian Outback when their car breaks down, and are assisted by a seemingly friendly local. However, the trio wake the next day to find themselves in the middle of a living nightmare as their host reveals his deranged, violent side. Horror, starring John Jarratt, Nathan Phillips, Cassandra Magrath and Kestie Morassi, above. Catch That Kid Film4, 4.35pm (2004) A PLUCKY teenager racks her brains to think of a way of financing an operation for her father who was injured in a mountaineering accident, and eventually comes up with a daring plan to rob a bank with the help of friends. Comedy thriller, starring Kristen Stewart, Corbin Bleu, Max Thieriot, all above, and Jennifer Beals. Coach Carter Film4, 6.20pm (2005) A FORMER professional basketball player agrees to coach a high school team. However, he is shocked by their lack of discipline and instigates a tough new regimen. All seems well, but as the team becomes complacent, he is forced to take drastic action. Drama, starring Samuel L Jackson and Ashanti, above. The Matrix Revolutions ITV1, 10.35pm (2003) AS THE survivors of the human race make their last stand, Neo and Trinity make a desperate journey into the heart of the enemy stronghold seeking a way to end the war, while Smith sets about remaking the world of the Matrix in his own image. 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