SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 14 August 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.10 Brideshead Revisited. Drama. 35MM. This weeks news from the world of film. Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced to pull off an unprecedented heist to save his brothers life. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi and Robert Duvall. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The Pevensie children help the rightful king of Narnia to reclaim his throne. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Ben Barnes and Peter Dinklage. 6.25 Daddy Day Camp. With Cuba Gooding Jr, Lochlyn Munro and Richard Gant. Sex And The City. A journalist prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. However, her husband-to-be is having second thoughts, while her friends wrestle with personal crises of their own. Kim Cattrall stars. Semi-Pro. An incompetent basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to turn his teams fortunes around. With Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson. 5.05 Unforgettable 7.15 Rush Hour 3. The mismatched detectives take on Triad gangs in Paris after an assassination attempt. With Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker and Max von Sydow. Die Hard 2. A tough cop single-handedly takes on a terrorist gang in control of an airport. With Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero, William Atherton, John Amos and Dennis Franz. 11.10 Delta Force II: The Colombian Connection. With Chuck Norris. 6.15 Shrek. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers, John Lithgow and Cameron Diaz. The Mummy. A soldier of fortune battles the awakened spirit of an ancient Egyptian high priest. Action adventure, starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo and Oded Fehr. 10.10 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising. A teenager must prevent dark forces from recovering a mystical artefact. Fantasy, starring Alexander Ludwig. 11.55 Problem Child 6.00 Indecent Proposal. With Robert Redford, Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson. Rendition. A woman fights to prove her husband has been abducted and tortured by the CIA. With Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meryl Streep, Alan Arkin and Peter Sarsgaard. 10.05 The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. Jack Nicholson stars. 11.50 Eyes Wide Shut 5.15 Creepshow 7.20 Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed in a car accident is haunting him. With Joshua Jackson and Rachael Taylor. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. Pathology. A medical student joins a clique of interns trying to commit the perfect murder. With Milo Ventimiglia and Alyssa Milano. 5.55 Rocky. Drama, with Sylvester Stallone, Burgess Meredith, Talia Shire and Burt Young. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, with Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut. Animated comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, George Clooney and Eric Idle. 11.25 Meet The Spartans. Comedy spoof. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. Fantasy adventure, starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis and Joel Virgel. The Kingdom. An FBI agent investigates the bombing of a US military facility in Saudi Arabia. Thriller, starring Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Chris Cooper, Jason Bateman and Ashraf Barhom. Deception. Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor and Michelle Williams. 6.40 Four Eyes And Six-Guns. A meek optician with dreams of becoming a gunslinger visits the Wild West. Comedy, starring Judge Reinhold. The Screening Room. A look at movie piracy. Losing Isaiah. A wealthy couple get drawn into a bitter custody battle with the natural mother of their adopted son, who decides she wants him back. Drama, starring Jessica Lange and Halle Berry. 11.05 Private Benjamin. Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn and Armand Assante. 5.15 Revenge Of The Pink Panther 7.10 Bugsy Malone. A small-time chancer gets mixed up in the war between rival gangsters. Musical comedy, with a cast of children led by Scott Baio. The Shawshank Redemption. A man wrongly jailed for his wifes murder forms an extraordinary friendship with a fellow inmate. Drama, starring Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton, William Sadler, Clancy Brown and Gil Bellows. 11.45 The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult 6.00 Waitress. Romantic drama, starring Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion and Cheryl Hines. Tarantino On... Psycho 8.20 Psycho. A disturbed motel owners curious relationship with his domineering mother leads to murder. Thriller remake, starring Vince Vaughn, Anne Heche and Julianne Moore. 10.10 Tarantino On... There Will Be Blood 10.25 There Will Be Blood. Historical drama, starring Daniel Day- Lewis, Paul Dano, Dillon Freasier, Kevin J OConnor and Ciaran Hinds. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jeri ryan, 7pm, Virgin 1 James may, 7pm, BBc3 david suchet, 8pm, itV3 eve myles, 9pm, BBc3 emily procter, 10pm, Living alan davies, 11pm, G.o.L.d. skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Live US PGA Championship Golf. The second days play at Hazeltine National Golf Club in Chaska, Minnesota, as Padraig Harrington continues the defence of his title. The Irishman slipped down the leaderboard with a score of 74 on day two at Oakland Hills Country Club last year, but fought back over the weekend to record consecutive rounds of 66 and claim his third Major title. American JB Holmes went into the halfway stage at Oakland Hills with a one-shot lead. Premier League Preview. A look ahead. Live Super League. Wigan Warriors v Warrington Wolves (kick-off 8pm). All the action from the top-flight clash at the JJB Stadium. The Wolves recorded a 16-8 victory in Mays reverse fixture at the Halliwell Jones Stadium. Football League Weekend. A look ahead to the weekends fixtures in the Championship. Premier League Preview. A look ahead. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. 6.00 Live Rugby Union. Leopards v Free State Cheetahs (Kick-off 6.10pm). Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as The Undertaker and Chris Jericho. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. 6.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Rogers Cup. Highlights of day four at the Uniprix Stadium in Montreal, Canada, where the third-round matches were scheduled to take place. Eventual champion Rafael Nadal defeated Russias Igor Andreev in straight sets at this stage last year. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. World Sport. Magazine show. 6.45 Live WTA Tennis. The Western & Southern Financial Group Womens Open. Coverage of the quarter-finals at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Cincinnati. Eventual champion Nadia Petrova beat wildcard Lilia Osterloh and her semi-final opponent was confirmed as Maria Kirilenko, who beat Sabine Lisicki in three sets. 10.45 MotoGP. Action from the practice session for the Czech Republic Grand Prix in Brno. 6.45 Thrilla In Manila. Muhammad Ali against Joe Frazier in 1975. 7.45 Top 14 Rugby Union. Toulon v Stade Francais. Extended highlights of the match from the French top-flight league, held at the Stade Mayol. Tyson Raw And Uncut. Biggest fights. Ultimate Fighting Championship. No-holds-barred grappling action. Eredivisie Review Show. The latest round of fixtures from the Dutch top flight. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. The family relocates. The Simpsons. A musician befriends Lisa. The Simpsons. Homer has a heart attack. The Simpsons. Lisa takes offence at a doll. Road Wars. Police officers provide an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. Bad Boys. Two detectives have to swap identities in the hunt for a stolen heroin consignment. Action thriller, starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Ta Leoni and Tcheky Karyo. Star Trek: Voyager. Seven of Nine is forced to fight for Tuvoks life. Jeri Ryan stars. Chuck. The spy follows Sarah when she goes to meet an older man. Gary Cole guest stars. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Feature-length episode. Worf uncovers a sinister plot to attack Cardassia and destroy its fledgling civilian government. Starring Avery Brooks and Michael Dorn. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson and James May create an advert for Volkswagen. Doctor Who. Part two of two. Rose battles the Ood. 8.50 Doctor Who Confidential Torchwood -- Children Of Earth. Gwen finds herself alone. Eve Myles stars. Last in the series. EastEnders. Archie pays Joel to leave the Square. Ideal. Jenny helps Moz get a job at Easy Spud. Ideal. Mozs home is invaded by a camera crew. 11.35 Family Guy. Peter gets stranded. World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Concert celebrating the 75th birthday of Harrison Birtwistle, regarded as one of Britains greatest living composers. The BBC Concert Orchestra plays his opera The Mask of Orpheus. Presented by Charles Hazlewood. They Came From Manchester: The Story Of Mancunian Pop. Studio performances. Factory: Manchester From Joy Division To Happy Mondays. The story of the record company. Gossip Girl. Serenas grandmother CeCe arrives in town and takes an instant dislike to Dan. My Child Wont Stop Eating: Real Families. Youngsters with a chromosomal disorder. Americas Got Talent: Finale. The winner is announced. Last in the series. The Dukes Of Hazzard. Bo and Luke Duke discover a plot to strip-mine their entire town. Comedy adaptation of the TV series, with Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe helps a beleaguered medium. Richard Griffiths stars. Agatha Christies Poirot. The detective tackles a blackmailer. Drama, starring David Suchet. Life. The body of a murdered food delivery man is dressed up like a flower. Damian Lewis stars. The Presidio. A San Francisco cop uncovers a deadly conspiracy while investigating a murder at an Army base. Action thriller, starring Sean Connery, Mark Harmon and Meg Ryan. Police, Camera, Action! High-speed pursuits. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run The Professionals. CI5 goes on trial following the mysterious death of a suspect in its custody. Ticker. A cop teams up with a bomb disposal expert to catch terrorists on the loose in San Francisco. Action thriller, with Steven Seagal, Dennis Hopper and Jaime Pressly. 10.55 Crank. Action thriller, starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart and Jose Pablo Cantillo. Hollyoaks. Abi and Ste cannot hide their feelings. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jason Lee stars. Friends. The gang has an eventful Thanksgiving. Friends. Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine. Supernanny. Jo Frost presents an update on unruly three-year-old Charlie Woods. Wife Swap. Sam Stevens from Cornwall trades places with Natalie Rayfield from Gravesend. 11.05 Big Brothers Big Mouth. Davina McCall talks to the latest evictee. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud looks at a New England-style kit home on the Sussex Downs. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Enemy At The Gates. Russian and German snipers lock horns in a lethal struggle during the Battle of Stalingrad. Drama, starring Jude Law, Ed Harris, Rachel Weisz, Joseph Fiennes, Bob Hoskins, Ron Perlman, Eva Mattes and Gabriel Thomson. 11.35 Shrink Rap: Billy Connolly Will And Grace. Marriage fever takes over. Will And Grace. Wills laptop is stolen. Army Wives. Pamela seeks help, and Claudias father pays a visit to the base. Criminal Minds. A new strain of anthrax is released into a city. Thomas Gibson stars. CSI: Miami. Part one of two. Calleigh is targeted in a hate campaign. Emily Procter stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A scuba divers death arouses suspicion. William Petersen stars. Steptoe And Son. Albert has a money-making idea. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. MI5 drop a bombshell. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. The trios curiosity is aroused. Last Of The Summer Wine. The trio try to grant Sams final wish and sneak him from his sick-bed for a secret assignation -- but when he drops dead, things get out of hand. Joe Gladwin stars. Jonathan Creek. A policewoman is murdered. Alan Davies and Julia Sawalha star. Dalziel & Pascoe. Feature-length episode. The murder of an American tourist brings Dalziel into contact with an old flame. David Soul, Phyllis Logan and Lee Boardman guest star. Taggart. Feature-length drama. The police investigate a mystery drug that turned a security guard into a killer, but time is not on their side as another body soon turns up. Detective drama, starring Blythe Duff. The King Of Queens. Arthur helps Spence. The King Of Queens. Doug stops eating meat. Frasier. Two women vie for Frasiers attention. Frasier. Daphne turns to Niles for advice. South Park. The boys make a little money. South Park. Giant guinea pigs attack. South Park. The new president arrives. South Park. The friends embrace the latest fad. South Park. Kenny goes to a concert. The Sarah Silverman Program The Listener. Toby saves his former foster brother from a fire. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. FBI agents try to seize control of an investigation. Mark Harmon stars. NCIS. Vance asks the team to help him investigate the death of a boxer. True Blood. Jason continues to get vampire blood from Layafette and also takes an interest in Tara. 11.10 Burn Notice. Michael helps a girl escape a prostitution ring. 6.00 Dungeons And Dragons 2: The Elemental Might. Fantasy adventure. The Celestine Prophecy. Premiere. A teacher embarks on a quest to Peru to locate eight ancient scrolls. Adventure, starring Matthew Settle, Thomas Kretschmann and Sarah Wayne Callies. Medium. A ghost politely declines Allisons offer to help solve his murder. With Patricia Arquette. Heroes. Matts prophetic paintings reveal a tragic fate for someone. Greg Grunberg stars. Mythbusters. Reinvestigating another selection of controversial theories from previous shows. How Do They Do It? A 200kph electric car. How Its Made. Wooden golf clubs. Churchills Girl. Biography of Winston Churchills one-time daughter-in-law Pamela Harriman. Special Forces Heroes. The victory of nine SAS soldiers over communist insurgents in Oman. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The adventurer travels to the Black Hills of South Dakota. Sea Patrol UK. The crew uncovers a smuggling racket when they almost hit a shipping container. Hooked: Monster Fishing. Anglers hunt down the most ferocious fish with large teeth. Air Crash Investigation. The story of a cargo plane which was hit by a missile over Iraq. Air Crash Investigation. Examining a Japan Airlines 747 that crashed in 1985. Seconds From Disaster. The sinking of the Russian Navys Kursk submarine. Britain BC. Part two of two. Francis Pryor asks why the Romans persecuted Druids. The SS. Profile of Hitlers most powerful henchman Heinrich Himmler. The Lost Evidence. The true horror of the 1943 Allied battle with Nazi troops at Monte Cassino. The World At War. How the myth of German invincibility was finally debunked. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. US forces capture the islands in Manila Bay. All Creatures Great And Small. James helps a cow through labour. Christopher Timothy stars. A History Of Britain. Simon Schama tells the story of the Battle of Hastings in 1066. Sex: The Revolution. The effect of the Aids epidemic of the Eighties. Last in the series. Catherine Cooksons Tilly Trotter. Tilly arrives at Highfield. Period drama, starring Carli Norris. All Creatures Great And Small. James helps a cow through a difficult labour. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. How Bruce Lee Changed The World. A look at how the martial artist influenced popular culture and made films The Big Boss and Enter The Dragon massive international hits. Stone Cold Steve Austin. The wrestler talks about paralysis, divorce, fame and fatherhood. Mick Foley. The life of the wrestler, also known as Dude Love, Cactus Jack and Mankind. Seaside Rescue. The team helps a woman. Seaside Rescue. A paraglider is rescued. Seaside Rescue. The RNLI help a sailor. Trawlermen. The job of a lone fisherman. Traffic Cops. Joy-riding in South Yorkshire. Traffic Cops. The truth about speed cameras. Sky Cops. Londons helicopter police are called in to help officers on the ground. Sky Cops. Dogs help track down criminals as police use a thermal image camera from above. Wild Africa. Flocks of flamingos congregate on the soda lakes of east Africa. Trips Money Cant Buy. Ewan McGregor treks into the Honduran rainforest. Planet Earth. The survival techniques used by creatures inhabiting the oceans of the world. 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