IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV 20 Thursday, 13 August 2009 London Lite Thelaughterof the living dead Being Human BBC1, 10.35pm How Clean Is Your House? Channel 4 , 8pm Lucky Glasgow -- the city is the scene for the return of kim Woodburn, right, and Aggie Mackenzie as they pull on the Marigolds and lecture us on how everything we thought we knew about cleaning is wrong. Although in the case of overgrown schoolboy Scott the education is required: his home gives bachelor pads a bad name, the bathroom in particular being a candidate for disaster zone status. Dolce Vito - Dream Restaurant Channel 4, 8.30pm HAS the man gone mad? Having successfully opened up restaurants across Britain, Italian Vito cataffo now wants to convince his fellow countrymen our grub is the best in the world. you fear this kind of sacrilege might be bad for his long-term prospects, but cataffo is opening an establishment in Italy to put his money where his mouth is. Among those on board to lend their expertise is cheesemaker Tom carver -- how will the Med take to his award-winning cheddar? Dream Restaurant is an intriguing quest that looks set to keep us guessing. H ousemates can be such a nightmare -- especially when youve got a ghost, a werewolf and a vampire living together -- which is the richly promising set-up for this six-part series. It does sound pretty comical, and this opening episode has its moments of being like seventies series Rentaghost spliced with the classic Nineties drama this Life (or should that be this unlife?) so inevitably we have the line, Its his time of the month, as friendly vampire mitchell (aidan turner) says of lycanthropic George (Russell tovey). But theres a lot more going on in this one-stop shop ofHouse of horrors: Aidan Turner and Russell Tovey star EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm RIcky (Sid Owen, right) isnt sure whose name is on his speed-dating card. He can make out an M at the start of the surname -- but could that mean Peggy or Ronnie? Its enough to put him in a right panic. Meanwhile, charlie tries to stop Brendas move to Madeira in dramatic fashion -- and nearly pays with his life. the wagon). a strong cast helps to offset the credibility gap. turner, currently also to be seen as Rossetti in Desperate Romantics, is now televisions official go-to guy for devilishly handsome anti-heroes, while tovey (Bleak House) shows another side to his babyfaced vulnerability as a surprisingly sympathetic werewolf. If there is one criticism here its the lack of a sense of dark- ness. In the universe of Being Human becoming one of the undead certainly has lots of perks -- immortality most of all -- but its not entirely clear yet what the downside is if the victims get to join the elite club, too. still, its early days; perhaps were being invited in gently rather than confronted with forbidding gloom too soon. 11.00 Homes under The Hammer (S). 11.30 Trash To cash (S); BBc News; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBc News; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional News And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). 3.00 BBc News; Weather; Regional News (S). 3.05 kerwhizz (R,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (R,S). 3.50 League Of Super Evil (R,S). 4.00 Thumb Wrestling Federation: TWF (R,S). 4.05 Sam And Marks Guide To Dodging Disaster (R,S). 4.35 SMart (S). 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (R,S). Against-the-clock quiz. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Adrian chiles and christine Bleakley present the live show, with their team of roving reporters uncovering topical stories across the uk. 7.30 EastEnders (S). charlie puts himself in harms way as Brenda prepares to leave, while Ronnie resolves to make things work with Joel. See Soap Box Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 As Seen On TV (S). 5/8. Richard Fleeshman, Anton Du Beke, Melanie Sykes and christopher Biggins join Steve Jones, Fern Britton and Jason Manford to test their knowledge of small-screen trivia. 8.30 The Rat Pack (S). 4/6. Ricky clark has to deal with a rat house of horrors, Jimmy traps a fox cub in Fulham and their rodent-loving Jack Russell protects a pet rabbit. 9.00 New Tricks (S). 5/8. The squad reinvestigates the death of a timeshare magnate, previously thought to have committed suicide, when a reformed call girl claims she was with him the night he died. It then emerges the deceaseds widow has fallen on hard times since being swindled by her late husbands business partner. Shane Richie and Naomi Bentley guest star. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Being Human (S). 1/6. New series. Drama about three housemates -- a neurotic werewolf, a vampire who has forsworn blood and a ghost heartbroken that her former fianc has moved on. Aidan Turner and Russell Tovey star. See Ben Felsenburg 11.35 Dracula 2000 (S) (2000). The vampire count is resurrected and hunts down old enemy Van Helsings daughter. Horror, starring Jonny Lee Miller, christopher Plummer and Justine Waddell. Followed by Holiday Weather. 1.10 Sign Zone: Panorama (R,S). Measures to tackle binge drinking. 1.40 Sign Zone: countryfile (R,S). 2.40 Sign Zone: The Royal Academy Summer Exhibition (R,S). 3.40 Sign Zone: Heir Hunters (R,S). 4.25 BBc News (S). 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