10 Thursday, 13 August 2009 London Lite IM IN desperate need of a male dwarf stripper for this Saturday night as a surprise for my friends birthday. I never knew they were so hard to come by! Does anyone know of any? Desperado, SE18 I keep seeing girls wandering around in pyjama bottoms at all times of the day! Is it some new fashion craze? Comfy, Essex If you dont want to reveal your amazing idea for an amazing product, dont talk at the top of your voice on the train to Brentwood. Nicola, CM14 what happened to Mystic Meg? Abdullah, SE5 forget the highams park coffee shop guy, the hottest guy in London is the Brazilian accountant at Somerset house. fact! SH, WC2 aLI (Txts, Wed): I once got hit over the head with a baguette when I tried to help an old lady tramp who had dropped her shopping bags. Same tramp? Julia, SW19 Never mind swine flu, who else has seen the Northern line fleas? fumigate the carriages please, Im sick of getting bitten! Angry, SW4 to the girl with the gucci bag and smart suit on the ashford to London train this morning: sucking your thumb is not cute when over the age of five! Sarah, DA3 CLaIre (Txts, Tue): I am afraid elliot is misinformed about yawns. a yawn is a way of getting more oxygen to the brain as it overheats. Will, Sutton SMart (Txts, Wed): I think you will find that the Channel tunnel is driven through chalk marl as its good for tunnelling through. Kentgirl, TN24 Stag do, grooms pants pulled down, stripper spanks bum. girlfriend upset, asks how would he feel if it was the other way around. he says its not the same thing. Do you agree? Emma B, SE18 ShouLD I have comforted a lady who wiped a tear from her cheek and hid herself against the platform wall, instead of getting on the train? Paul, RM8 JohN (Txts, Wed): the secret beer garden is in the old white Lion in east finchley, but dont tell anyone! Sandra, N2 thoughtfuL dad (Txts, Wed): try your girl with a tale of two Cities by Mr hudson. Nobody bought it except kanye, but they should have! Jayson, SW2 toM (Txts, Wed): Dolly was indeed right. I play 9 to 5 really loudly at work when the boss is annoying me. he must be sick of it! Daisy, Richmond gIrLS who carry fake Louis vuitton bags, please stop! youre not fooling anyone and youre devaluing the brand. Adz, IG3 Do MPs have a tough life? LiLy ALLEN, pictured, looks like an Oompa Loompa. Not a good look. Gent, N1 if yOud taken a shot of Lilys rear, you would have seen an easyJet sign stapled to her back. She looks ridiculous! Bob, Cheam LiLy has been in St Tropez for a week, so its possible she tans that colour naturally. unlikely, but possible! Janet D, Camberwell ThErE used to be a fashion for everyone looking orange, but it has well and truly gone. The irony is that Lily spends lots of time in her songs slagging off Wags, but she looks just like one! Elle, south London ThE orange skin look is bad enough but it was made 10 times worse by the orange jacket she was snapped wearing! Pip, Balham More than 40 greyhounds are still in need of loving homes one year after the closure of walthamstow Stadium. the dogs make great family pets as most love children and need little exercise. visit whittinghamretiredgrey hounds.co.uk Whittingham Kennels, Essex ItS great news peter andre is over his split with Jordan. Now zip it for a while and give us all some peace. Ted, London Another thing DoyoulovetheNationalHealthService?Whatisyourdreamjob? Doyoulikeatanningboothlook? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See thisislondon.co.uk/lite T he problem is that MPs have had it too good for far too long, which leads to the likes of shadow Commons leader Alan Duncan complaining that they are hard done by and dont like the idea they might just have to live on a lower budget. I manage to live on 25k a year. Perhaps Alan should pop round and Ill give him a few money-saving ideas. Jock, London Cut the number of MPs down to 500 and make them do a lot more for their money. Maybe Duncan will think twice about continuing and go into business, where he can earn some serious money. Being an MP is a public service. You are not expected to make money out of it. Dhan Raj, Basildon the reality is that people like tory Alan Duncan could easily get far more highly paid jobs, and we do need people with his sort of experience (a former oil trader). We need a fair payment system for our MPs so we can get away from this idea that they are all motivated by greed. If they were, they would be in the City. Alan, London Well, do what everyone else does if they dont like their job. Id love your job, Alan, so dont moan! Dominique, Kensington DunCAns a fool, but the guy who recorded him is a bigger fool. thanks to his short-sightedness we can now expect the divide between politicians and the elec- torate to grow further. Which MP in their right mind would invite a constituent to meet with them at the house of Commons after this prank/publicity stunt? ST, London WhAt to do at the next election? Vote labour, Conserva- t i v e o r fringe party? Its like going out to a restau- rant and realising everything on the menu is completely rotten. Mike, London the true face of the caring Con- servatives laid bare once again! Justin, London Textpoll Q:ShouldLockerbie bomberbereleased? Ourlastresult Do you fear for your job? YES 53% NO 47%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. 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