MAT HORNE was a big girls blouse at Pearl Jams Shepherds Bush Empire gig last night. When asked by a pal if hed like to join him in the mosh pit, he said: No. Im too scared. Not rock or roll! KERRY KATONA, right, has been banging on a lot recently about her yo-yoing weight -- but is it any wonder she has a battle of the bulge after tucking into junk food like this? Last night she was spotted munching a huge doner kebab that was oozing garlic sauce. Such a snack wont do anyones waistline any favours. Kerry spent 15,000 on liposuction last summer and dropped from 14 stone to eight. But she has seen all her good work undone. Perhaps she should get a machine that sucks kebabs directly from her grasp. OOMPA LOOMPA, doompadee doo, we have a little message for you: lest you want to look uncouth, dont spend so long in a fake tan booth! Lily Allen looked like shed just put a shift in at Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory last night when she was spotted looking a rather orange shade of orange. And the skin-coloured jacket topped off the look. She went to an art gallery in Soho with a mystery fella, before taking him to the nearby Quo Vadis restaurant. They stayed until 1.30am, and Lily looked a little unsteady on her feet as she left. And check out the lady-like pose she adopted in the back of her ride home. Lily has been enjoying the single life since ending her brief fling with Jay Jopling in January. Indeed, her futures bright! London Lite Wednesday, 12 August 2009 9 (lucretia.munro@thelondonlite.co.uk) and Max Thurlow (max.thurlow@thelondonlite.co.uk) SPiBLOGAll your gossip from Lites army of citizen reporters Well have a bit of what Noels having HOLY DOOLEY! Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher looks like hes been freshly hit on the head with a polo mallet. The 42-year-old was with partner Sara MacDonald last night, watching Jude Law in Hamlet at Wyndhams Theatre. Perhaps it was Shakespeares flowery language that prompted the expression. Then again, Lily Allen (see left) seems to be sporting it as well. Is this a new trend -- the expression well be wearing this summer? TONY AWARD-WINNING MUSICAL 0844 482 5141 avenueqthemusical.co.uk GIELGUD THEATRE Sunday Times Sunday Express News of the World Absolute Radio Smooth FM Magic FM Evening Standard thelondonpaperEEveEEEveEEve iningningningg StStaStaSta dndarndarndard td td td th lhelohelohelo dndonndonpapepapeepapeep pp rrrrrr ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. WE NEARLY DIED LAUGHINGGGGGGGAbsolute Radio WITTY, CATCHY & DARN CHARMING. ONE OF THIS SUMMERS MOST DESIRABLE ADDRESSESEvening Standard Lilyco-ordinates herjacket&skin LIFES a real drag at the moment for Anna Friel. She was spotted sucking on a fag between takes on location for her new movie London Boulevard, which also stars Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell. The pilot glasses completed the rock chick look as she worked on the set near Holland Park. Charming: Lily, legs akimbo, as she makes her way home this morning Lucky fella: Lilys dinner date last night SPOTTED... FELICITY KENDAL talking about the Royal Shakespeare Company with luvvies at Scotts restaurant, Mayfair... RUSSELL BRAND flanked by eight black-clad minders at Stansted. Kerrys Kebab Krisis... Mats not a mosher Tango: Lily Allen even seems to have shocked herself with her orange hue index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html