SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 12 August 2009 19 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.35 Space Chimps. Animation, with the voices of Andy Samberg and Cheryl Hines. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian. The four Pevensie children return to the magical land of Narnia to find centuries have passed in their absence. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Ben Barnes, William Moseley and Peter Dinklage. 10.35 Brideshead Revisited. Drama, starring Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw, Hayley Atwell and Emma Thompson. 6.10 Monty Pythons The Meaning Of Life. With Michael Palin and John Cleese. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls steal a priceless painting and use the money from its sale to save their beloved St Trinians from closure. With Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Gemma Arterton. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The stoner duo are mistaken for terrorists en route to Amsterdam. With John Cho. 11.45 I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry 6.00 The River Wild. With Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon, David Strathairn and Joseph Mazzello. Predator 2. A tough cop investigates a series of gruesome murders -- and soon finds himself locked in a life-or-death struggle with a ruthless alien that kills for sport. With Danny Glover. Chaos. A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner are assigned to take on the mysterious criminal behind a series of hi-tech heists. With Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes. 5.20 Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe. Edward Scissorhands. A lonely man-made boy with scissor-like hands is befriended by a community -- but they later turn on him. Fantasy, with Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines. A explorer sets out to retrieve a powerful key before a killer can use it for evil. Adventure, with Noah Wyle. 11.40 The Iron Giant 6.00 Perfect Stranger. With Halle Berry, Bruce Willis, Giovanni Ribisi and Richard Portnow. The Bone Collector. A quadriplegic former cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie female officer needing his expertise to form a profile of a serial killer. With Denzel Washington. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 6.50 Alien 3. Officer Ripley returns for another showdown with her seemingly indestructible extraterrestrial nemesis. With Sigourney Weaver, Charles Dance and Brian Glover. The Incredible Hulk. A scientist who turns into a monster is hunted by a general who wants to use him as a weapon. With Edward Norton, Tim Roth, Liv Tyler and William Hurt. Death Proof. Starring Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, Zo Bell and Rose McGowan. 6.10 Ferris Buellers Day Off. Comedy, starring Matthew Broderick, Mia Sara and Alan Ruck. Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. Romantic comedy, with Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. Comedy, with Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott. 11.50 Schindlers List 6.15 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. Western, examining the relationship between the outlaw and a recruit to his gang who would murder him. With Brad Pitt. Oceans Thirteen. The band of thieves teams up with an old enemy to get even with a crooked casino boss. Comedy, starring George Clooney, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Andy Garcia. 11.05 Hitman. Action thriller, starring Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott. 4.55 The Glass Bottom Boat 7.05 Crossing Delancey. A Jewish woman resists her grandmothers plans to marry her off with the aid of a matchmaker. Romantic comedy, with Amy Irving. Selena. Fact-based musical biopic about a vivacious singing star who shot to fame with her unique vocal talents, but whose career was cruelly cut short by her murder. With Jennifer Lopez and Edward James Olmos. 11.25 Switchback. Thriller, starring Dennis Quaid. 6.50 Eye Of The Needle. A German spy seduces a lonely woman after he is washed up on a Scottish island. Thriller, starring Donald Sutherland, Kate Nelligan and Christopher Cazenove. The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. A host of Victorian literary heroes join forces to defeat a nefarious villain. Adventure, with Sean Connery, Shane West, Stuart Townsend and Richard Roxburgh. 11.05 Riff Raff. Drama, with Robert Carlyle, Emer McCourt and Ricky Tomlinson. 5.35 Ride With The Devil. Drama, starring Tobey Maguire and Skeet Ulrich. 7.55 The Movie Geek. The latest film news. 8.25 The Escapist. A man left distraught by the death of his wife vows to get even with the crooks responsible. Thriller, starring Jonny Lee Miller. Onegin. A aristocrat in Russia encounters a besotted woman, and initially snubs her advances, only to have a change of heart some years later. Drama, with Ralph Fiennes. 11.50 Magnolia movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jaime pressly, 7.35pm, e4 michael Weatherly, 8pm, FX Winona ryder, 8pm, sky Family tony robinson, 9pm, more4 amanda Burton, 9pm, alibi phil collins, 9pm, Bio skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espn 3.30 Live Pro40 Cricket. Surrey v Glamorgan. Live International Football. Northern Ireland v Israel (Kick-off 7.45pm). This evenings friendly encounter comes from Windsor Park, as Nigel Worthingtons men contest their first fixture of the season. The hosts have three critical World Cup qualifiers coming up in September and October. Youre On Sky Sports! Football comment on the latest issues to arise from the weeks action and assessing the impact of the latest results. 6.30 Golf. The 2008 US PGA Championship. Live International Football. Republic of Ireland v Australia (kick-off 7.30pm). All the action from the international friendly at Thomond Park in Limerick. The visitors have already secured qualification for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Live Pro40 Cricket. Surrey Brown Caps v Glamorgan Dragons. Further coverage of the Division Two encounter at the Oval. The Dragons were 78-run victors in the teams only meeting last season. Asian Tour Weekly. The latest news. Golf. A look back at the 2008 US PGA Championship at Oakland Hills Country Club. PGA EuroPro Tour Golf. The Pandora Open. Action from Burhill Golf Club in Surrey. 4.00 Live Masters Tennis. The Rogers Cup. The second round is scheduled to reach its conclusion on day three at the Uniprix Stadium in Montreal, Canada. British number one Andy Murray beat Swedens Thomas Johansson 6-4, 6-4 at this stage last year. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Transworld Sport. Focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events. 6.40 Polo. Action from the Whitney Cup in Florida. 7.40 Riders Club 7.45 World Golf Championship. Action from the Bridgestone Invitational in Ohio. 8.45 US Tour Golf. Action from the Legends Reno-Tahoe Open. 9.45 Golf Club 9.50 Yacht Club International Football. Highlights from the World Cup 2010 qualification matches. MotoGP. The MotoGP British Grand Prix. Action from the Donington Park. 4.30 Barca TV. Reports from the latest goings- on at one of the biggest clubs in world football. Classic Match. Arsenal v Hull City. A chance to relive the Premier League encounter at the Emirates Stadium from the 2008/09 season. Bundesliga. Hoffenheim v Bayern Munich. A chance to see the German top-flight encounter at the Rhein-Neckar-Arena. FIBA Basketball. The latest highlights. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer teaches a course. The Simpsons. Bart steals Homers wallet. Fat And Proud. Larger women who are determined to embrace and celebrate their size. The Girl Who Never Ate. A child whose oesophagus and stomach are unconnected. Bad Boys. Two detectives have to swap identities in the hunt for a stolen heroin consignment. Action thriller, starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Ta Leoni and Tcheky Karyo. Star Trek: Voyager. The crew encounters an alien race who have never heard music. Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK. UK police officers tackle street crime in Devon and Cornwall. Criminal Minds. Hotch requests a transfer, Prentiss resigns and Gideon goes missing. The Unit. The team has to locate and defuse three sets of dirty bombs. Last in the series. Sexcetera. Uncovering the world of sex, including a Minnesota swingers club. Underage And Pregnant. Teenage parents. The Princess Diaries. A teenager learns she is a princess, and her grandmother insists she learn to act accordingly. Family comedy, with Julie Andrews and Anne Hathaway. 9.20 Pregnancy -- My Big Decision. Teenagers facing potentially life-changing decisions. 10.20 Family Guy. Brian goes on TV. 10.45 Family Guy. Animation. 11.05 Little Britain. Kenny finds a girlfriend. 11.35 We Are Klang. A thief strikes. World News Today Chelsea Pensioners: Once A Soldier Casualty 1909. Drama revealing the realities of life in a London hospital a century ago. The Cell. New series. Adam Rutherford examines 350 years of scientific research about cells. Robert Hooke: Victim Of Genius. The story of seventeenth-century scientist Robert Hooke. Twelve Monkeys. Sci-fi thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Brad Pitt and Madeleine Stowe. Gossip Girl. Blair hides her heartbreak from her friends as she celebrates her 17th birthday. About A Boy. A selfish womaniser learns a valuable lesson from a lonely youngster. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Toni Collette, Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Weisz, Isabel Brook and Sharon Small. 10.10 Kevin And Perry Go Large. The duo set out to take Ibiza by storm, and plan to lose their virginity while they are there. Comedy, with Harry Enfield. 11.50 8 Mile 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Fishers daughter escapes the fold to live with a group of travellers. Monarch Of The Glen. A mistake leads to the campsite being booked up by a group of naturists. Numb3rs. A sinkhole sparks a disaster at a local school, killing one person and injuring others. Life. The body of a murdered food delivery man is dressed up like a flower. Damian Lewis stars. Reversal Of Fortune. Fact-based drama starring Jeremy Irons and Glenn Close. 6.55 The Professionals. Doyle is given a deadly new rifle for testing. Martin Shaw stars. Deadliest Season In The World. The crews are pushed to the limit. Last in the series. Police, Camera, Action! Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson investigates motorists love of in-car gadgets. 10.10 Crank. An assassin learns a rival has poisoned him and sets out to get revenge. Action thriller, with Jason Statham. 11.55 Deadliest Season In The World Hollyoaks. Gilly tries to win Stephs affection. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jaime Pressly stars. Friends. Ross makes a dramatic decision. Friends. Ross tries his hand at teaching. My Best Friends Wedding. A food critic realises she is in love with a male friend and tries to stop him marrying another woman. Comedy, starring Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz and Dermot Mulroney. 11.05 You Have Been Watching. With Frankie Boyle. 11.55 Veronica Mars Grand Designs. An innovative scheme launched by a Birmingham housing association. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. Tony Robinson travels to a site near the town of Stilton in Cambridgeshire. The Scandalous Adventures Of Lord Byron. Rupert Everett recalls the European journey of Lord Byron. 11.05 The Victorian Sex Explorer. The world of explorer Richard Burton. Will And Grace. Ellen goes into labour. Will And Grace. Will is shocked. Private Practice. Addisons brother pays her a visit, but his presence quickly creates havoc. Eleventh Hour. A maverick genetic engineer leaves a trail of chaos and misery. CSI: Miami. The body of a local politician is found in an empty house. Emily Procter stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom investigates an apparent suicide. Steptoe And Son. Harold joins an amateur dramatics society. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. Jim clashes with the Foreign Office. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Compo feels rejected by Nora. Fawlty Towers. A guests death plunges the hotel into chaos. 9.45 Little Britain USA. Sting sings with Emily. 10.20 Blackadder The Third. The Prince chooses a bride. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotter brothers go on a lads day out to Margate. David Jason stars. New Tricks. The team encounters witchcraft while trying to solve a 10-year-old murder. New Tricks. Sandra reopens a case -- which forces Jack and Gerry to recall their past. Silent Witness. Feature-length episode. The Home Office asks Sam and her team to re-examine the work of an independent pathologist. Harrys patience is tested to the limit by the investigation. Amanda Burton stars. 11.25 New Tricks. The past comes back to haunt Jack. The King Of Queens. Carrie complains. The King Of Queens. Doug frightens Major. Frasier. The Crane boys throw a dinner party. Frasier. Niles reclaims his apartment. Two And A Half Men. Evelyns husband dies. Two And A Half Men. Alan goes on a date. The Office: An American Workplace. Steve Carell stars. 10.35 Sex And The City. Carrie considers monogamy. 11.10 Sex And The City. Carrie finds a secret. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. A mysterious man tries to stop Toby solving a case. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. A former Marine falls to his death from a hotel balcony. Michael Weatherly stars. Family Guy. Stewie is sucked into the TV. American Dad! Stan gets to be a traffic warden. ReGenesis. Carlos disappears for two days so David returns to Mexico to search for him. The Listener. Toby reads the mind of a fatally injured man at the scene of an accident. 5.50 Dragonquest. Fantasy, starring Marc Singer. 7.40 Legend Of The Seeker: The Making Of A Legend 8.10 Jurassic Park. A group of scientists is given a sneak preview of a safari park inhabited by genetically engineered dinosaurs created by an eccentric tycoon. Action adventure, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. 10.40 Merlin And The Book Of Beasts. Fantasy, starring James Callis, Laura Harris and Donald Adams. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman build a concrete glider to see if it will fly. How Do They Do It? Crafting a steel sword. How Its Made. Opalescent glass. The Last Aztec. DBC Pierre, the Booker Prize-winning author of Vernon God Little, goes in search of the treasure and final resting place of Aztec emperor Moctezuma II. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Tackling parts of the US devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Helicopter Wars. An ambush in Afghanistan that led to a frantic manhunt by American rescuers. Hooked: Monster Fishing. International anglers fish for dogtooth tuna and lemon sharks. American Nazis. Documentary investigating the National Socialist Movement. Banged Up Abroad. The story of a Philadelphian woman who smuggled cocaine through Cuba. Seconds From Disaster. A a train that was trapped in a tunnel and engulfed by fire. The Roman Invasion Of Britain. How the Roman Empire asserted control over Britain. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. The life of Trajan, who ruled from 98 to 117 AD. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. The rule of Marcus Aurelius, who was forced to leave Rome. Cities Of The Underworld. Investigating the secrets buried beneath the streets of Rome. The Roman Invasion Of Britain. How the Roman Empire asserted control over Britain. All Creatures Great And Small. James encounters a pig. Christopher Timothy stars. 20th Century Battlefields. Peter and Dan Snow investigate the Gulf War of 1991. Sex: The Revolution. How the liberal values of the Sixties caused Americas sexual behaviour. Catherine Cooksons Tilly Trotter. Tilly and her grandmother are forced out of their home. All Creatures Great And Small. James makes a speech. Christopher Timothy stars. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. UB40. Profile of the reggae band. Madness. Profile of the north London band. Phil Collins Finally -- The First Farewell Tour. From the Palais Omnisport de Paris-Bercy arena. Phil Collins -- First Final Farewell Tour Documentary 10.30 Eric Clapton. Documentary chronicling the life of the rock guitarist. Pete Townshend. Profile of the guitarist. Seaside Rescue. A yacht is hit by lightning. Seaside Rescue. A woman severs a finger. Trawlermen. A fisherman risks losing his haul. Trawlermen. Force 11 storms are expected. Cars, Cops And Criminals. Following police as they prevent thieves from breaking into cars. Sky Cops. The trainees join the team onboard India 99 for a raid on a suspected drug dealer. Traffic Cops. A woman whose car was rammed. Traffic Cops. Dealing with drunks. Wild Africa. Documentary focusing on the wildlife found along the continents coastline. 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