Monto Water Rats Theatre Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 7pm, 6 LAURA MARLING The alternative folk singer. Southbank Centre, Royal Festival Hall Belvedere Rd, SE1 (0871 663 2500). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 8pm, 12.50 & 15 MORNING BENDERS The Californian indie-pop combo. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. 8.30pm, 6, concs, w/flyer 5 NORMANOAK American psychedelic rock. The Slaughtered Lamb Great Sutton St, EC1 (020 7253 1516). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.45pm, 6, adv 5 JONPAUL PALOMBO Indie-pop from the London singer. The Troubadour Old Brompton Rd, SW5 (020 7370 1434). Tube: Earls Court. 8pm, 6 PEARL JAM The grunge-rock originals. O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (0905 020 3999). Tube: Shepherds Bush. 6.30pm, 40 THE PIPETTES The seven-piece pop and glam outfit. The Lexington Pentonville Rd, N1 (020 7837 5371). Tube: Angel/Kings Cross. 8pm, 8, adv 6 THE SOUNDTRACK Film screenings with soul and R&B. Ronnie Scotts Frith St, W1 (020 7439 0747). Tube: Leicester Sq. 6pm, 5 STEREO DECADE Comedy electroacoustic songs. Relentless Garage, Upstairs Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Today noon, 6 THE VICTORIAN ENGLISH GENTLEMENS CLUB, Alternative pop from the trio. Buffalo Bar Upper St, N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 8.30pm, 5 VICES Fuzzy rock from the six-piece. Bull And Gate Kentish Town Rd, NW5 (020 8826 5000). Tube/Rail: Kentish Town. 8pm, 5, concs 4 7 WORLDS COLLIDE Pop-rock super-group featuring Neil Finn Phil Selway and others. Dingwalls Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7428 0010). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm Clubs Gay & Lesbian BOOT CAMP AT EAGLE LONDON Soundtracks in aid of Positiveline and The Eddie Surman Trust. Kennington Lane SE11 (020 7793 0903). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Tonight 9pm-2am, 3 TUESDAY AT BARCODE VAUXHALL Funky house and bargrooves. Goding St Street SE11 (020 7582 4180). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Today 4pm-1am, phone for prices Others BARRIO LATINO AT BAR RUMBA Merengue, salsa, and urban Latin. London Lite Tuesday, 11 August 2009 25 LISTINGS IN&OUTTONIGHT lIsTINGs CINEMA West End Cinemas APOLLO CINEMAS Regent St, SW1 (0871 220 6000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Brno 6.00, 8.00, 10.00 Crossing Over 3.45 Frozen River 1.20, 3.30, 5.40, 9.55 Home 12.45, 3.00, 5.15, 7.30, 9.45 Ice Age 3: 11.45, 1.45 Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus 7.50 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 12.15, 2.40, 5.10, 7.20, 9.40 The Ugly Truth 1.00, 3.15, 5.30, 7.40, 9.50 CINEWORLD HAYMARKET Haymarket, SW1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Adam noon, 2.15, 4.30, 6.45, 9.00 Coco Before Chanel 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 Mesrine: Killer Instinct 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 CINEWORLD SHAFTESBURY AVE Coventry St, W1 (0871 200 2000). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Hangover noon, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 (Sub) 2.15 Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince 12.30, 4.20, 8.00 Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs 2.20 Ice Age 3 3D 11.40, 4.00, 6.10 Love Aaj Kal 11.45, 2.45, 5.45, 8.45 Moon 8.30 Orphan 12.45, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 11.30, 1.45, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50 The Ugly Truth 12.15, 2.30, 4.40, 6.50, 9.20 CURZON MAYFAIR Curzon St, W1 (0871 703 3989). Tube: Green Park Adam 1.30, 3.55, 6.25, 8.40 Coco Before Chanel 1.15, 3.45, 6.15, 8.15 CURZON SOHO Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0871 703 3988). Tube: Leicester Sq Antichrist noon, 2.15, 4.30, 9.25 Mesrine: Killer Instinct (11.45, 2.05, 4.15, 6.50, 9.20 Moon noon, 2.10, 4.25, 6.45, 9.10 Sin Nombre + Q&A 6.30 EMPIRE LEICESTER SQ Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 471 4714). Tube: Leicester Sq Blood: The Last Vampire 6.45, 8.00 Crossing Over 1.00, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince 12.30, 4.00, 7.45 Mad, Sad & Bad 2.20, 4.45, 7.00, 9.15 Night At The Museum 2 1.45, 4.15 Public Enemies 1.30, 5.00, 8.20 Star Trek 2.45, 5.45, 8.30 Terminator Salvation 2.30, 6.00, 8.45 ODEON COVENT GARDEN Shaftesbury Ave, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq Adam 4.25, 6.40, 8.55 Coco Before Chanel 12.55, 3.25, 5.55, 8.30 Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs 3D 2.25 Mesrine: Killer Instinct 1.00, 3.30, 6.05, 8.40 Moon 1.40, 4.00, 8.45 ODEON LEICESTER SQ Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra 11.45, 2.40, 5.40, 8.40 ODEON MEZZANINE Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq Angels&Demons1.45,5.00,8.05 DragMeToHell1.30,3.55,6.20,8.45I LoveYou,Man3.40,8.20LastChance Harvey1.20,6.10MySistersKeeper 12.50,3.25,6.00,8.35Sunshine Cleaning1.10,3.30,5.50,8.10 ODEON PANTON ST Panton St, SW1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Antichrist 1.10, 3.40, 6.10, 8.40 Frozen River 1.40, 6.20 Home 2.40, 5.50, 8.30 Skin 3.55, 8.25 The Yes Men Fix The World 1.20, 3.40, 6.00, 8.35 ODEON TOTTENHAM COURT RD Tottenham Court Rd, W1 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra 1.00, 3.40, 9.00 (Sub) 6.20 Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince 1.50, 5.10, 8.30 The Ugly Truth 1.30, 4.05, 6.40, 9.15 ODEON WEST END Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 4007). Tube: Leicester Sq The Proposal 1.55, 3.30, 8.30 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen 1.00, 4.25, 7.55 SCREEN ON BAKER ST Baker St, W1 (0870 066 4777). Tube: Baker St CocoBeforeChanel3.30,6.00,8.30 Mesrine:KillerInstinct3.45,6.15,8.45 VUE WEST END Cranbourn St, Leicester Sq, WC2 (0871 224 0240). Tube: Leicester Sq Bruno 11.15, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Hangover 11.30, 2.15, 4.45, 7.15, 9.45 Land Of The Lost 10.40, 1.15, 3.45 (Sub) 6.45 Orphan 11.45, 2.45, 5.50, 8.45 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 12.45, 3.15, 5.40, 8.15, 9.15 The Ugly Truth 11.00, 12.30, 1.30, 3.00, 4.00, 5.30, 6.30, 8.00, 9.00 Rep Cinemas BARBICAN CENTRE Silk St, EC2 (0845 120 7500). Tube: Barbican Mesrine: Killer Instinct 6.00, 8.45 BFI IMAX Charlie Chaplin Walk, SE1 (0870 787 2525). Tube/Rail: Waterloo Fly Me To The Moon 11am Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince: The IMAX Experience 2.00, 5.25, 8.45 Under The Sea 3D 12.30pm BFI SOUTHBANK Belvedere Rd, South Bank, SE1 (020 7928 3232). Tube/Rail: Waterloo The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen 8.30 My Cousin Rachel 5.50 Encounters At The End Of The World 8.50 Helen 6.40 The Last Days Of Dolwyn 2.00 Laugh It Off 6.10 My Summer Of Love 6.20 Once Upon A Time In The West 7.50 Space Chimps 2.00 The V.I.P.s 8.40 ICA CINEMA The Mall, SW1 (020 7930 3647). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross The Adventures Of Robin Hood 6.30 Beautiful Losers 8.45 Rumba 6.30 Skin 8.30 IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM Lambeth Rd, SE1 (020 7416 5000). Tube/Rail: Waterloo Communication & Transportation 11am The Great War 1-On The Idle Hill Of Summer 3.00 The Great War 26 - And We Were Young 2.00 PHOENIX CINEMA High Rd, N2 (020 8883 2233). Tube: East Finchley Coco Before Chanel 6.30, 9.00 PRINCE CHARLES Leicester Place, WC2 (020 7494 3654). Tube: Leicester Sq 35 Shots Of Rum 9.00 I Love You, Man 1.25 Let The Right One In 3.50 Looking For Eric 8.50 My Sisters Keeper 1.45, 4.10, 6.35 Year One 6.25 RIO Kingsland High St, E8 (020 7241 9410). Rail: Dalston Kingsland Coco Before Chanel 3.45, 6.15, 8.50 IceAge3:DawnOfTheDinosaurs1.30 RIVERSIDE STUDIOS Crisp Rd, W6 (020 8237 1111). Tube: Hammersmith Badlands6.30BonnieAndClyde8.25 SCIENCE MUSEUM IMAX Exhibition Rd, SW7 (0870 870 4771). Tube: South Kensington Deep Sea 3D noon, 3.35 Dinosaurs Alive! 3D 4.45 Fly Me To The Moon 2.20 Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure 3D 10.55am Space Station 3D 1.10 THEATRE ARCADIA The Duke Of Yorks St Martins Lane, WC2 (0870 060 6623). Tube: Leicester Sq. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, 15-49.50 AVENUE Q Gielgud Theatre Shaftesbury Ave, W1 (0870 950 0915). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Mon-Thu 8pm, Fri 5.30pm & 8.30pm, Sat 5pm & 8.30pm, 10-50 CALENDAR GIRLS Noel Coward Theatre (St Martins Lane, WC2 (0844 482 5140). Tube: Leicester Sq. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Thu & Sat 2.30pm, 5-48.50 CHICAGO Cambridge Theatre Earlham St, WC2 (0870 890 1102). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Thu & Sat 8pm, Fri 5pm & 8.30pm, mats Sat 3pm, 25-59 HAMLET WyndhamsTheatreCharingCrossRd, WC2(08444825120).Tube:Leicester Sq.Tue-Sat7.30pm,matsWed&Sat 2.30pm,Sun3pm,10-32.50 HELLO DOLLY! The Open Air Theatre Inner Circle, Regents Park, NW1 (0844 826 4242). Tube: Regents Park. Mon-Sat 8pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, 20-50 THE LION KING Lyceum Theatre Wellington St, WC2 (0870 243 9000). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2pm, Sun 3pm, 20-58.50 THE MOUNTAINTOP Trafalgar Studios Whitehall, SW1 (0870 060 6632). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. Mon-Sat 8pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, 15-39.50 OLIVER! Theatre Royal, Drury Lane Catherine St, WC2 (0844 412 2955). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, 17.50-65 PETER PAN Kensington Gardens, Peter Pan Pavilion Princes Sq, W2 (0871 386 1122). Tube: Bayswater. Tue-Sat 7.30pm, mats Tue, Thu & Sat 2pm, Sun 3pm, 22.50-47.50 PHEDRE National Theatre: Lyttelton South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3000). Tube/ Rail: Waterloo. Mon-Wed 8pm, mats Tue 3pm, ends Aug 27, 10-42.50 ROMEO & JULIET Shakespeares Globe New Globe Walk, SE1 (020 7401 9919). Tube/Rail: Southwark. 7.30pm, 5-33 SISTER ACT London Palladium Argyll St, W1 (0844 412 2704). Tube: Oxford Circus. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 3pm, 17.50-60 A STCAR NAMED DESIRE Donmar Warehouse Earlham St, WC2 (0870 060 6624). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, ends Oct 3, 15-29 WAR HORSE New London Theatre Drury Lane WC2 (0844 412 4654). Tube: Covent Garden. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Thu & Sat 2.30pm, 15-47.50 WICKED Apollo Victoria Theatre Wilton Rd, SW1 (0844 826 8000). Tube/Rail: Victoria. Mon-Sat 7.30pm, mats Wed & Sat 2.30pm, 15-60 THE WINTERS TALE Old Vic The Cut, SE1 (0870 060 6628). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 7.30pm, 9.50-45 GIGs AGNOSTIC FRONT The American hardcore punks. The Underworld Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. 7pm, adv 12 THE CEDARS The London four-piece play country. Bush Hall Uxbridge Rd, W12 (020 8222 6955). Tube: Shepherds Bush. 7.30pm, 7, adv 6, w/flyer 5 THE 66, THE BIZMARX Alternative rock combo. Hope And Anchor Upper St, N1 (020 7354 1312). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 DEVOTCHKA The American indie-rock quartet. Cargo Rivington St, EC2 (020 7739 3440). Tube/Rail: Old St. 7pm, 12 EMMY THE GREAT The singer-songwriter and her band. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.30pm, free MARVIN HAMLISCH The award-winning stage and screen composer is joined by special guests. Pizza Express Jazz Club Dean St, W1 (020 7734 3220). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm, 30 RACHEL HATFIELD Lush indie-pop. TheFymFygBar.Com Cambridge Heath Rd, E2 (020 7613 1057). Tube: Bethnal Green. 8pm, 5, w/flyer 4 HELIOS Folk act from Oregon. Union Chapel Compton Terrace, N1 (020 7226 1686). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. 7pm, 12, adv 10 RAKELL SA Brazilian singer fuses R&B and rock. Royal Vauxhall Tavern Kennington Lane, SE11 (020 7820 1222). Tube/ Rail: Vauxhall. 11pm, 7 IVYRISE Indie-rock from the four-piece. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 5 BALADA AT GUANABARA Brazilian & Caribbean beats. Parker St WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. 5pm-late, free FORCA BRASIL AT SALSA! Salsa, samba and Latin tunes. Charing Cross Rd WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm HOT TUB PARTY AT THE MACBETH The residents supply disco. Hoxton St N1 (020 7749 0600). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm-late, free INHOUSE AT T BAR Electro and techno. Dukes Place EC3 (020 3206 1091). 9pm-2am, phone for prices LOCOMIA! AT THE GEORGE AND DRAGON Spanish pop classics. Hackney Rd E2 (020 7012 1100). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm-midnight, free LOST IN LONDON AT ZOO BAR Party, electro-house and R&B. Bear St WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-3am, 7, guestlist/NUS 5 THE MTV GENERATION AT BELUSHIS BAR Hits from the 1970s to the 1990s, plus screenings of popular cult films. Borough High St SE1 (020 7939 9700). Tube: Borough. 9pm-2am, 10, 5 before 10pm NOW FEEL THE FUNK! AT METRA Resident DJs spin funk, R&B and soul. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 7734 8173). Tube: Leicester Sq. 8pm-3am, men 8, ladies 6, free before 10pm OFFSET CLUB NIGHT AT BUFFALO BAR Residents spin rock, indie and punk. Upper St N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury And Islington. 8.30pm-late, 6 OH INVERTED WORLD AT THE OLD QUEENS HEAD Guest DJs supply indie and rock. Essex Rd N1 (020 7354 9993). Tube: Angel/Highbury & Islington. 7pm-late, 4 PANIC! AT THE ROXY Indie, electro and post-punk. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, NUS/w/flyer 3, free before 10.30pm SHAKE IT AT MOONLIGHTING Pop, hip hop and disco. Greek St W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5 SOUL EXCHANGE AT LIFE Funk and soul. Old St EC1 (020 7250 3737). Tube/ Rail: Barbican. 8pm-2am, free TUESDAY AT 101 BAR Latin and soul grooves. New Oxford St WC1 (020 7379 3112). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Today 4pm-3am, free TUESDAY AT FREEDOM BAR Residents spin dance hits. Wardour St W1 (020 7437 3490). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Phone for details TURN IT ON TUESDAYS AT BAR SOHO Commercial chart and party anthems. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. 7pm-late, phone for prices WHITE HEAT AT MADAME JO JOS Indie, punk and electro. Brewer St W1 (020 7734 3040). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 8pm-3am, 6 COMEDY COMEDY STORE Oxendon St, SW1 (020 7930 2967). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Cutting Edge. Featuring Ian Stone, Mitch Benn, Sean Meo, Martin Coyote, Paul Thorne and Roger Monkhouse. 8pm, 15 THE CAMDEN HEAD Camden High St, NW1 (020 7485 4019). Rail: Camden Rd; Tube: Camden Town The Camden Fringe: Comedy Job Lot. Songs, sketches and stand-up. 5.45pm, 7-7.50 The Camden Fringe: Robin Ince Versus The Moral Majority. Who was right - Orwell or Huxley? Angry tirades, then quiet musings in this stand-up. 8.45pm, 7-7.50 The Camden Fringe: The Jokerists: Comecidal Lolocaust (Over 15s). Rose Watt, Holly Burns and Del Des Anges. 4.15pm, 7-7.50 The Camden Fringe: The Reunion. Sketch-based humour with Silky Pair. 7.15pm, 7-7.50 ROUNDHOUSE Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (0844 482 8008). Tube: Chalk Farm Camden Fringe: Simon Amstell: Do Nothing. Stand-up from the Never Mind The Buzzcocks host. 7.30pm, phone for availability LONDONS TOP10 FILMS 1 Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (12A) 2 Coco Before Chanel (15) 3 The Taking Of Pelham 123 (15) 4 The Proposal (12A) 5 G-Force (PG) 6 Brno (15) 7 The Hangover (15) 8 Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (U) 9 Love Aaj Kal (12A) 10 Moon (15) Source: Screen International MACMILLAns BrICK LAne TAKeOver Thursday,variousvenuesfromnoon win tickets To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see thisislondon.co.uk/lite txt 65400 WE HAVE a pair of tickets to give away to Macmillans Brick Lane Takeover on Thursday from noon. The mini-fest will welcome more than 30 acts and 2,000 music lovers to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support. The line-up includes the debut of Mighty Boosh DJ project The Doctor And The Pencil, plus Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip and Filthy Dukes, above. For more information go to: bricklanetakeover.com Michael Mcintyre HIS autumn UK tour has already sold 300,000 tickets, believe it or not, but there are still a few left to see Britains favourite funnyman, left, at Wembley. 30 Sep, Wembley, Wembley Arena, Empire Way (0870 060 0870, livenation.co.uk/ wembley), 8pm, 30. 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