This is Londons MESSAGEBOARDemail your views to or log on to 10 Tuesday, 11 August 2009 London Lite in your flat When you join Sky with the HD Starter Bundle for just 27.25 a month 9extra a month ^Barclays Premier League on Sky Sports 1 and 2 (9 extra a month for Sky Sports 1 or 2, 18 for both).*Box prices are recommended retail prices only and may vary depending on your specialist installer. There will be a one-off cost for your Managing Agent for the earth bonding of the shared dish equipment by a qualified electrician of their choice. Sky TV Packages: From 17.50-47.50 per month (pm). Prices will increase from 01/01/10 due to VAT change from 01/01/10 Sky TV packages will increase by 50p or 1 if you have both Sky Movies and Sky Sports Packs. HD Pack price will increase by 25p pm. Shared Dish: Installation of Skys shared dishis subject toyourManagingAgents agreementandis suitable forblocks with less than 48 flats and up to 3storeys. Set-up:Standardinstallation for SkyHD box is free for new Sky TV customers taking the Sky HD Pack and any one of Sky Sports 1 or 2, or Sky Movies 1 or 2 (otherwise 30). Standard installation for existing Sky TV customers free if taken with Multiroom (otherwise 30). Non-standard set-up may cost extra. SkyHD: 9.75 pm for the HD Pack. HDchannelsreceiveddependonyourSkyTVpackage.SkyHDbox49RRPfornewSkyTVcustomerstakingtheHDPackandforexistingSkyTVcustomerssigning up to another 12-month minimum term for Sky TV. One 49RRP box per household and not available if you already have SkyHD box. Box price differs for customers who are not eligible for discounted pricing. SkyHD can store an average of 30 hours of high definition and an average of 80 hours of standard definition programmes. Sky functionality requires a Sky subscription (free for Sky TV customers, or 9.75 pm) and two satellite feeds. HD ready TV required. General: 9 extra pm for Sky Sports 1 or 2 is available to existing customers from 1 September. Your Sky box(es) must be connected to a fixed telephone line for 12 months. SkyHD box prices may vary if you live in a flat. You must get any consents required (e.g. landlords). Minimum Sky TV/Sky/HD Pack/Multiroom subscriptions 12 months. You must be 18 years or over. Channels/programmes and prices subject to change. Prices shown apply to customers paying by Direct Debit. For continuous debit/credit card mandate, 50p monthly charge applies. Information only applies to residential customers in UK, Channel Islands and Isle of Man. Further terms apply. Calls cost 5p per minute (plus up to 8p connection fee) for BT customers. Calls from other providers may vary. Correct at 23 July 2009. Dont miss out on our amazing line up of exclusively live Barclays Premier League^ games this coming season all in stunning high definition. Plus theres UEFA Champions League and Carling Cup games, as well as live Ashes, the US Open Tennis and much more. Get closer to the action with a SkyHD box for only 49RRP* 49RRP* SkyHD box with free standard installation (normally 30) when you take our HD Starter Bundle from 27.25 a month and Sky Sports from an extra 9 a month. For SkyHD in your flat Call 08442 411 341 Believe in better from Up to 5 times more picture detail Superb quality sound Enjoy up to 33 HD channels Pause and rewind live TV Customise your HD Starter Bundle to suit you Your HD Starter Bundle gives you the HD Pack, with access to the UKs widest range of high definition channels, plus your pick of any 1 standard definition Entertainment Pack all for 27.25 a month. You can add extra Entertainment Packs for just 1 each a month, and for the ultimate high definition viewing experience add Sky Movies and Sky Sports. Special installation service for flats Our shared dish can serve the whole building (subject to survey) and its free when four flats in your block register for Sky TV. Well work with you to register other residents and liaise with your Managing Agent to get everything set up. OVERHEARD a woman in Waitrose saying to her man, Im not eating cod -- its a working-class fish. Shocked and appalled! Emma, Clapham Junction WHy are yawns infectious? Claire, SE19 BIZZLE (Txts, Mon): Jeremy Clarkson fetish? That must be the most wrong fetish... in the world. Rick, N7 BIZZLE: I have a Malcolm Tucker/ Peter Capaldi fetish (The Thick Of It). What does that say about my mental state?! Cant resist that angry, sweary Scot! Gemma, Essex HAS anyone else returned from Boardmasters wanting to give up the city 9-5 to live the surf bum life? WonaBsurfBums, Colchester FURRy (Txts, 3 Aug): my little sis sleepwalked from her fifth-floor Spanish hotel room only to wake up in the hotel reception -- naked! Jo, DA11 ITS brilliant how the guard on platform five at Waterloo tells everyone to Mind the gap and have a lovely jubbly day. Emma, Surrey TET (Txts, Mon): after that long hell just be happy youve waited for him. Bet he loves your curves! If not he doesnt deserve you. James, LU2 AnyOnE else see Chelsea legend Gianfranco Zola on the 6.51 to Orpington last night? you dont expect that! Adam, BR1 CHAMPAGnE was invented by the English, not in Champagne. We imported French wine and put in the fizz -- ask Stephen Fry! Pete, Chingford DEERAy (Txts, Mon): a Tube minute means next train is one minute away, not that it will arrive in one minute. Fitzy, Fleet A TUBE minute is the same length as a Microsoft minute. Ad,W5 AnnIVERSARy girl (Txts, Mon): we celebrate first date and wedding anniversaries. Been together 18 years. Keep it up. Barry, SE9 AnnIVERSARy girl: I celebrate three. The start of our relationship, register office and big fat Greek wedding. nothing wrong with it, just expensive. Skint, EN3 nEL (Txts, Mon): the junior in my hairdressers once told me as she was washing my hair, Ooh I love Christmas so much I dunno what Id do if they cancelled it! Julie, DA7 SAT near most boring couple in the world. Been treated to a meal- by-meal account of their holiday. Arrgghh! Screaming Inside, Surrey DLR woman over Tannoy advised us to avoid the first carriage due to someone having been Tom and Dick. Classic! Sam, N22 WHy do most lunch items start with an S? Sandwich, salad, sushi, soup! Suspicious, SE6 Do you trust MI6 to tell the truth? SELFRIDGES launching its Christmas department now is nothing but a publicity stunt that just starts the commercial- isation of Christmas debate again. We could boycott the store? Joanna, London ITS aimed at tourists here for their summer hols so they can get to go home with a bit of traditional Crimble. We are outraged every year but its not a big deal. Escobar, N17 MADNESS. This should be stopped. Christmas is ruined by this sort of commercialism. Terry, London I HAVE to say Im not a fan of Cheryl Coles new hair colour. It looks a bit cheap and I think it would be better for her to have a hair-style overhaul. The length and cut is starting to make her look older than she is. She has a cute face but needs a style to suit her new career path. Sharen Richards, Chiswick FORGET Crossrail. Its south London that needs transport links. But the chances of a Tube for Southerners? none. Chris, London Another thing ShouldBogofbebanned?WereyouhopingtoseeJackotributegigs? DoesXmasshoppingstarttooearly? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageEach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See H aving read his claims that British intelligence services would never condone or take part in torturing suspects, i wouldnt believe a word Mi6 boss John Scarlett has to say. This is the man who was behind Tony Blairs dodgy dossier. Paul B, London ThiS is what happens when you get too pally with the americans. Our country is a disgrace and we have abdicated any moral high ground we might have held over the so-called terrorists. Liz, Finsbury Park TaxpayerS money should not be wasted investigating this nonsense. Suspected terrorists make allegations of torture to get sympathy from Lefties and their well-wishers. people have to wake up to the nonsense. Surj, London We need a proper inquiry and if there has been any wrongdoing there needs to be proper punish- ment. Maybe send Scarlett and his cronies to guantanamo Bay for a taste of their own medicine. Elinor, Southgate LiBerTy and amnesty interna- tional have no idea what goes on in the real world. Until there is absolute proof that there has been any torture by Mi6 they should pipe down and stop causing bother. They are stirrers. Sprite, London SecUriTy services are becoming more and more like the KgB. They dont make me proud to be British. Asif, Fenchurch everyOne who has been locked up will be waiting to s e e h o w these cases go. if they win, the system will be flooded with torture claims. Jilly, London BeTWeen a respected civil servant and a man accused of terrorism, i know which one i believe. Trevor, Morden Textpoll Q: Do you feel any sympathy for Baby P workers? OurlastresultShould council workers have their pay frozen? YES 76% NO 24%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at Spying is a dodgy game Denial of torture collusion claims: Sir John Scarlett and MI6s London HQ on holiday? Dont miss a single edition! 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