TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Monday, 10 August 2009 21 10.30 No Place Like Home? (S) 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). From Burnley in Lancashire. 12.30 For The Rest Of Your Life (R,S). Game show, hosted by Nicky Campbell. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (R,S). From Oxford. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Gino DAcampo and Jo Pratt cook for Anneka Rice. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). Bellamy runs down a boy. 5.00 Golden Balls (S). Game show, hosted by Jasper Carrott. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Natasha is furious to find Ryan in her house and resorts to underhand methods to get him and Faye out of the village. Lexi denies anything is wrong. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Joe vows to beat his addiction without his doctors offer of more powerful drugs, while Rosie threatens to withdraw her investment from Underworld. See Soap Box 8.00 Airline (R,S). 19/20. Rumours circulate at Bristol Airport that passenger service agent Sarah Borland has auditioned for The X Factor, while veteran purser Bob Brain looks forward to a rest. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Tina angrily confronts David with the evidence that he took advantage of her father, while Becky arouses Steves suspicions. See Soap Box 9.00 Monday Monday (S). 5/7. Sally receives flowers from her former fianc on what would have been their wedding day and is annoyed to be sent to work in the local supermarket as part of job-swap week. Christine is lost without her assistant -- until she realises the replacement is an attractive man from the bakery counter. Richard Fleeshman guest stars. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 The Matrix Reloaded (S) (2003). The freedom fighters return to the virtual world to end the war with the machines. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss and Laurence Fishburne. See Film Choice 12.55 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R,S). Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime. 1.45 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R,S) Documentary following the work of police officers; ITV News Headlines. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues. 3.35 ITV Nightscreen. Information about ITV programmes and special events, plus news from the world of entertainment. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Richard Fleeshman 9pm, Monday Monday 11.00 Film: On The Beat (S) (1962). Comedy, starring Norman Wisdom and Raymond Huntley. 12.45 Castle In The Country (R,S). 1.15 Open Gardens (R,S). 1.45 Animal Park (R,S). 2.15 Sun, Sea And Bargain Spotting (R,S). 3.00 Monk (R,S). A businessman is apparently killed in an earthquake. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S) From Nottingham. 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S). Eric Knowles and James Rylands compete. 5.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic (R,S). Strongman Geoff Capes invites the team into his home. Presented by Angela Rippon. 6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan, in which the winners of famous game shows tackle a new set of challengers. 6.30 Knowitalls (S). 11/15. In the third quarter-final, two teams face the experts in the topics of art and literature, and science and history. 7.00 Meet The British (S). Documentary identifying the many weird and wonderful ways the Government has tried to promote Britains image abroad, examining why semi-naked women, Wurlitzers and prize goats were all considered symbols of the nations identity. 8.00 University Challenge (S). 6/37. Edinburgh takes on UCLan for a place in the second round of the student quiz. Jeremy Paxman hosts. 8.30 What To Eat Now (S). 6/6. Chef Valentine Warner focuses on seasonal fruits, preparing a summer pudding for an order of nuns and engaging in a battle of the berries to determine whether the raspberry or the strawberry will come out on top. 9.00 The Trouble With Girls (S). 2/2. Observational documentary following the stories of three 16- year-old friends living in Rochdale, Greater Manchester, as they face up to adult problems. Becki learns she is pregnant after just a few weeks of dating her boyfriend, while Vanessa and Staceys hopes of joining the Army are dashed and they drop out of school without taking any GCSEs. 10.00 How Not To Live Your Life (S,HD). 5/6. Don starts work at Karls fathers company, and competition between the pair soon escalates as they vie for Glens attention. Comedy, starring Dan Clark. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Kirsty Wark. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Wire (S). 9/13. Colvin gives his class an incentive, while Prez is frustrated by the imposition of training for tests in his curriculum. Carcetti encounters problems in his efforts to find a way to relieve Burrell of his duties. Bubbles identifies a witness for Herc, but the detective fails to return the favour by protecting him from his tormentor. Continues tomorrow. 12.20 BBC News (S). 4.15 Close. Valentine Warner 8.30pm, What To Eat Now 10.25 Shipwrecked 2009: Battle Of The Islands (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: Bag Ladies (R,S). 12.35 A Place By The Sea (R,S). 1.35 Film: The Gunfighter (S,HD) (1950). Western, starring Gregory Peck and Millard Mitchell. 3.10 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 3.40 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Noels Hall Of Fame (R,S). 5.00 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 5.30 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3/23. Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelsons pellet gun, and vows to make amends by taking care of its eggs. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Leila (Lena Kaur) organises a reunion between Elliot and his father, but panics when Kris warns her it is a bad idea. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Microsoft Babies (S). New series. Exploring life in and around the Microsoft on- site creche in the companys UK headquarters in Reading, investigating how the corporations cradle-to-grave ethos affects its employees and their children. This episode questions whether nursery is too much too soon for toddlers. 8.00 The Queens Coronation: Behind Palace Doors (R,S,HD). In 1953 Prince Philip clashed with the Queen Mother over his desire to introduce the population to a monarchy ready to adapt to modern times. This programme documents the Queen Mothers efforts to protect the royal reputation she helped rebuild after the abdication of Edward VIII. 9.00 On Tour With The Queen (S). 1/4. New series. To mark the 60th anniversary of the Commonwealth, actor Kwame Kwei-Armah retraces the Coronation Tour undertaken by the newly crowned Queen Elizabeth II in 1953. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights from the housemates past 24 hours inside the Big Brother compound. 11.10 Wife Swap (R,S). 9/10. Sam Stevens, who runs a busy pub in Cornwall and spends little time with her youngsters, trades places with Natalie Rayfield, who works while her partner looks after the children. 12.15 Big Brother Live. The latest action from the Big Brother house, as it happens. 4.00 The Big Monster Dig (R,S). The mysteries surrounding the Latton Mammoths. 5.00 Scrapheap Challenge (R,S). Memorable moments from the series. 5.55 Sali Mali (S). Lena Kaur 6.30pm, Hollyoaks 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House (R,S). 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Medical Investigation (R,S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Paul plans to leave the country. 2.15 Zoo Days (R,S). A giant African spurred tortoise has an operation. 2.50 Property List: Top Spots (R,S). Highlights from the series exploring the nations best homes. 3.05 The Family Recipe (R,S). With Italian chef Antonio Carluccio. 3.10 Film: Britannic (S) (2000). Drama, with Amanda Ryan. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Michaelas Animal Road Trip (S). 6/20. Presenter Michaela Strachan visits Chester Zoo to meet a rare new arrival -- Bashira the three-week-old rhino calf. In the reptile house, giant reticulated python Bali is measured. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.15 Cricket On Five (S). England v Australia. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights from day four of the Fourth Test at Headingley. England had won eight Tests to the Aussies seven on this ground, while a further eight had finished in draws. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott, Ian Chappell, Matthew Hayden and Simon Hughes. 8.00 The Gadget Show (S). Suzi Perry and Ortis Deley explore whether it is possible to lead a wireless life, using Lamborghinis, powerboats, electric cars and trains above and below ground to race from London to Plymouth. On reaching their destination, the duo travel across a quarry via an advanced motorbike and hovercraft. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector (S). 6/8. Alex Polizzi climbs aboard floating hotel the African Queen, situated on the Thames, to help owners Bonny and Andy Cowley improve their 30 per cent occupancy. Although she is impressed with the accommodation and quality of food on the 85-year- old Dutch barge, Alex fears Andys approach to hosting is too zealous. 10.00 Manson (S). A documentary marking the 40th anniversary of the infamous Tate-LaBianca murders, revealing why the followers of would-be musician Charles Manson embarked on one of the most notorious killing sprees in American history. See Ben Felsenburg 12.05 Lockdown (R,S). Gang leader Diedreikus Albert reveals how convicts get their hands on contraband behind bars in Ohios Lebanon Correctional Institute and a new inmate shares his fears. 1.05 NASCAR. The Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen. 2.00 Race And Rally UK. Highlights from around the country. 2.45 Motorsport Mundial. High- speed coverage. 3.10 Motocross. The Grand Prix of Belgium. 3.55 V8 Supercars (R). The Townsville 400. 4.25 V8 Supercars. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Great Artists (R,S). Suzi Perry 8pm, The Gadget Show Matrix Reloaded ITV1, 10.35pm (2003) THE first film was mind-blowing, this ones more hair-blowing (and the last one is nose-blowing). Keanu Reeves, above, and the rest of the gang are back for a so-so sequel. This time Mr Smith is hell-bent on destroying Neo and restoring the machines way of life. Lots of special effects, but not a patch on the original. Also stars Laurence Fishburne. Crash Film4, 9pm (2004) IF YOU get the feeling of dj vu while watching this film, thats because its on TV all the time ALL THE TIME. It follows the intersecting lives of eight main characters during a 24-hour period in Los Angeles -- but these characters do not know how their actions affect the lives of others. Thandie Newton and Matt Dillon, above, lead a solid cast. GI Jane ITV2, 9pm (1997) LIEUTENANT Jordan ONeill is the epitome of a pawn in a broader struggle. An American senator has managed to push the equality issue by getting her into the Navy Seals. Naturally though, none of the Navy brass want her there, so they try to bully her out. But this pawn is not giving up without a fight. Directed by Ridley Scott and starring Demi Moore, above. Red Heat ITV4, 10pm (1988) HERE we go again. This film has been on TV a lot and its hardly worth going through the plot. Two policemen -- one Russian and one American -- are forced to work together to bring a Russian drug dealer to justice. Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi, above, star respectively as the Russian cop and the US cop. Also stars Laurence Fishburne and Peter Boyle.