TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Friday, 7 August 2009 23 10.30 No Place Like Home? (S) 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). 12.30 Loose Women (S). With Frank Skinner and Julie Goodyear. Last in the series. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (R,S). David Dickinson visits Todmorden in West Yorkshire. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Gaby Roslin judges the days culinary efforts. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). Vernon gets a nasty surprise. 5.00 Golden Balls (S). Jasper Carrott hosts. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Natasha confronts Faye about her return to the village, Brenda feels guilty when Terry parts with his savings, and Carl finds it uncomfortable being around Nicolas baby and Lexi. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Joes actions reveal to Gail the scale of his addiction after she responds to the medical centre alarm. Kevin gets tough with Chesney. See Soap Box 8.00 Airline (R,S). 8/20. A charity sets up a clinic at Liverpool John Lennon Airport to recruit volunteer bone marrow donors, while a paintball team checks in at Gatwick en route to the world championship. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Gail is horrified when the police arrest Joe, while David spins events to his own advantage. Meanwhile, Chesney leaves home -- again. See Soap Box 9.00 Kingdom (R,S). 1/6. The first- ever episode of the drama, starring Stephen Fry. Following the mysterious disappearance six months previously of his brother and business partner Simon, Peter Kingdom collects his belongings from the police station. Although he is still mourning his loss, life for the respected small-town solicitor must go on. With Hermione Norris. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.25 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 The Bill (R,S,HD). Stevie questions a man arrested for attacking a fellow drinker in a pub and becomes emotionally involved when she learns the suspect is deeply depressed after losing his job. Danielle Brent guest stars. 11.35 Ned Kelly (S,HD) (2003). The tale of the Australian outlaw who turns to crime after his family is persecuted by the police. Adventure, with Heath Ledger, Geoffrey Rush and Orlando Bloom. 1.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R,S). Documentary following the work of police officers; ITV News Headlines. 2.25 Film: Sins Of The Father (S) (2002). Drama, with Tom Sizemore. 4.00 ITV Nightscreen. Guide to ITV. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Stephen Fry 9pm, Kingdom 11.00 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.25 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.50 Film: A Gift For Heidi (S) (1958). Drama, starring Sandy Descher and Douglas Fowley. 1.00 Open Gardens (R,S). 1.30 Animal Park (R,S). 2.15 Sun, Sea And Bargain Spotting (R,S). Scouring Belgiums biggest antique market. 3.00 Monk (R,S). Benjy witnesses a murder. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S) From Stirling. 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S). Tim Wonnacott and Jonty Hearnden compete. 5.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic (R,S). With Fenella Fielding. 6.00 Eggheads (S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Knowitalls (S). 10/15. Gyles Brandreth hosts the second quarter- final of the quiz show in which contestants have just one hour to pool their knowledge before facing experts in their assigned topics. 7.00 Mud, Sweat And Tractors: The Story Of Agriculture (S). 2/4. The production of fruit and vegetables in Britain. Archive material filmed by a college near Oxford shows how propagation techniques revolutionised strawberry growing in the Sixties. Previously broadcast on BBC4. 8.00 Gardeners World (S,HD). 12/23. Toby Buckland demonstrates the best plants for extending the summer season and visits the RHS garden at Harlow Carr near Harrogate to examine the species chosen to survive a Yorkshire winter. At Glebe Cottage, Carol Klein adds blue sea hollies to the planting scheme, and Alys Fowler creates a window box of edible bedding. 9.00 Classic Goldie (S). 2/2. Goldie continues work on his composition for the BBC Proms, testing his ideas in workshops with the orchestra and choir. He faces the daunting challenge of completing a score for more than 70 musicians and 100 singers, before his piece is performed by the BBC Concert Orchestra under conductor Charles Hazlewood at the Family Prom. 10.00 QI (R,S). 3/12. Never Mind the Buzzcocks captain Phill Jupitus, comedian Jo Brand, Outnumbered star Hugh Dennis and regular Alan Davies join Stephen Fry to discuss all things French. The guests must answer themed questions and points are awarded for those the host finds most interesting. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, with Gavin Esler. 11.00 Newsnight Review (S). Followed by Weather. 11.35 Medium (R,S). 4/22. Allison becomes the target of a serial killer from the past, who possesses people and seeks further victims. She faces a race against time to stop him murdering again. 12.20 Medium (R,S). 1.00 The Wire (R,S). Carcetti responds to a last-minute smear campaign. 2.00 The Wire (R,S). Proposition Joe continues to court Marlo. 2.55 The Wire (R,S). 3.55 Close. Goldie 9pm, Classic Goldie 10.55 T4 On The Beach: Buried Treasures (R,S). 11.45 Peter Andres Postcard From T4 On The Beach (R,S). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 A Place By The Sea (R,S). 1.30 Film: Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid (S) (1982). Film noir spoof, starring Steve Martin, Carl Reiner and Rachel Ward. 3.10 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 3.40 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Noels Hall Of Fame (R,S). 5.00 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 5.30 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2/23. Homer becomes an inventor. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Darrens love life becomes ever-more complicated when Cindy finds out he spent the night with Hannah, and Joshs performance at the gig attracts an unexpected admirer -- Hayley. 7.00 News (S). 7.30 The Russians Are Coming (S). The efforts of super-rich Russians to enter British high society by enrolling their children in top public schools and moving in the social circles of aristocratic families. Part of the First Cut documentary strand. See Ben Felsenburg 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? (R,S,HD) 5/10. Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman offer advice to Peter and Meredith Moss, who are trying to decide whether to invest in a new home in London while prices are falling, or move to Texas where the market is low. They consider a flat priced at 300,000 in the capital and a house on the market for 150,000 in the United States. 9.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights of the past 24 hours in the house, as the housemates prepare to learn which of them is to be the next contestant to be evicted. 10.00 The Kevin Bishop Show (S). 2/6. Fast-paced sketch show in which comedian Kevin Bishop spoofs the worlds of television, film and popular culture, and impersonates celebrities. 10.35 Big Brother (S). Davina McCall and two guests talk to the latest evictee, who discusses life before the cameras and talks about the other contestants. 11.05 The Simpsons (R,S). 11/22. Bart separates from his parents and moves into a loft apartment. 11.35 Russell Brands Ponderland (R,S). 3/5. The comedian explores the world of education. 12.10 4Music: 4Play: Miike Snow (S). 12.25 4Music: JD Set Presents: Two Door Cinema Club (S). 12.40 Big Brother Live. More from the house. 4.00 Freesports On 4 (R,S). 4.30 The Brain Cell (R,S). 5.00 Grudge Match (R,S). 5.10 Beach Volleyball (S). 5.25 Countdown (R,S). Davina McCall 10.35pm, Big Brother 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House (R,S). The medic refuses to accept Tritters deal. 12.40 Five News (S). 12.50 Medical Investigation (R,S). An epidemic strikes a community. 1.45 Neighbours (S). Sophie reveals something about Jills accident. 2.15 Zoo Days (R,S). Chaos the reindeer arrives at the zoo. 2.50 Property List: Top Spots. Highlights from the series exploring the nations best homes. 3.10 Film: A Decent Proposal (S) (2006). Premiere. Thriller, with Jessica Tuck and Spencer Rochfort. 5.00 Five News (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Michaelas Animal Road Trip (S). 5/20. Michaela Strachan visits Blackbrook Zoological Park in Staffordshire for hatching season, which sees new baby birds born every day. There she meets keeper Jacklyn Pearson and the two sandhill crane chicks she is hand-rearing. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.15 Cricket On Five (S). England v Australia. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights from the opening day of the Fourth Test, held at Headingley, where a win for the hosts would see them regain the Ashes with a Test to spare. England had won eight Tests to the Aussies seven on this ground, while eight had finished in draws. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Youre Nicked! (S) New series. Police chase a suspected drug dealer on a motorway, officers try to contain a street riot in Nottingham and Natalie Pinkham takes to the skies with a Network Rail helicopter. See Ben Felsenburg Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 NCIS (R,S). 12/24. The discovery of a dead Marine intelligence officer in a motel room prompts the team to hunt for her killer. Although the towns authorities have allegedly already investigated the crime, Gibbs is determined to conduct his own thorough inquiries -- which could lead him to a terrorist cell. Drama, starring Mark Harmon. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent (S). 12/22. A woman and her date are murdered in her apartment while enjoying an evening in. Though Goren and Eames suspect the married father of her 18-month- old daughter, the detectives soon begin to believe that members of the womans rich family were involved in the crime -- and it may not be the first time they have killed. 11.00 CSI: Miami (R,S). 6/25. Calleigh and Erics hopes of bringing down Joey Salucci are dashed when a crane crashes into their building, causing their witness William Campbell to plunge to his death. The detectives try to determine why the machine malfunctioned. 12.00 Quiz Call. Interactive game show. 4.00 The Gadget Show (R,S). Jason Bradbury tests cutting-edge skates. 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Great Artists (R,S). Michaela Strachan 6pm, Michaelas Animal Road Trip Summer Of Sam ITV4, 11.05pm (1999) IN 1977, the so-called Son Of Sam terrorised New York by killing six people and injuring a further seven. Director Spike Lee records the climate of fear that gripped the city, focusing on a group of Italian-Americans who start to mistrust everything and everyone. Stars, above from left, Adrien Brody, Jennifer Esposito, John Leguizamo and Mira Sorvino. The Thomas Crown Affair Film4, 11.20pm (1968) PIERCE BROSNAN can sit at home all he likes, thinking about how cool he was (and he was) in the 1999 remake of this film, but Steve McQueen is infinitely cooler. Thomas Crown is a slick young millionaire who believes he has just pulled off the perfect crime. Vicki Anderson -- Faye Dunaway, above with McQueen -- is a sexy sleuth bent on getting her man. Old School BBC1, 11.25pm (2003) THREE grown men decide to recapture their college days by setting up their own fraternity house at the local university. Basically, it follows the same formula as Eighties teensploitation flicks -- incongruous nudity and swearing etcetera -- but its worth watching simply for Will Ferrell, above, who plays a former party animal returning to his wild ways. Staying Alive ITV3, 10pm (1983) EEUUW! This is a pretty bad follow-up to the mightily successful Saturday Night Fever (1977). This is more like Sunday Morning Hangover. A never-this-buff-again John Travolta, above, reprises his role as Tony Manero, this time facing the biggest challenge of his life -- making it on the Broadway stage. 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