IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV 22 Friday, 7 August 2009 London Lite FromRussiawith aplummyaccent The Russians Are Coming Channel 4, 7.30pm Youre Nicked! Five, 8pm Natalie PiNkham, right, presents a new true crime series, and in tonights opening instalment we get a birds-eye view of wrongdoing as she takes to the skies with the Network Rail helicopter, tackling the neer- do-wells whove really gone -- well -- completely off the rails. We also see police dealing with a riot on the streets of Nottingham, and a fully fledged motorway car chase to bring a drug dealer to justice. RocknRoll Hotel BBC1, 10.35pm haviNg made his name with the embassy nightclub in mayfair, mark Fuller now has designs on londons first rocknroll-inspired boutique hotel. Building Sanctum Soho is not an easy gig: following last weeks travails, the schedule is falling ever further behind, and after two years work is in excess of 1m over budget. the stress levels go up even further tonight, with both the doors and the beds proving very elusive, but seeing Fuller bring his winning wide boy manner to bear on the project makes what would otherwise be just another property ordeal actually quite fun and entertaining. A bout 20 years from now you should expect Russia to very possibly be ruled by ex-public schoolboys with cut-glass English accents and a penchant for polo, huntin and shootin. You see, it seems that for your fashionable oligarch, the latest de rigueur accessory after hav- ing secured the Premier League club and Cte dAzur villa is a british boarding school educa- tion for the kids. Shuttling between Moscow and London, businesswoman Dina Karpova is the fixer wholl smooth the way when money is no object, taking her clients on a tour of the elite institutions of education, and preparing the children with a two-day crash- course in british culture.Public school: Dina Karpova helps place clients children Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm/8.30pm keviN (michael le vell, pictured) forces Chesney to confess to stealing Rosies car -- but the lad does have an explanation to offer. meanwhile, Rosie gets into a jealous huff with luke at the Rovers -- but he doesnt seem to care, especially after bumping into michelle... tidy are also part of the tuition. the Russians seem happy to go along with everything, just so long as it wouldnt look out of p l a c e i n a p r e - wa r P G Wodehouse novel. Karpova herself exhibits the icy focus you probably needed to survive and prosper in the post-Soviet Russia of the Nineties. taking her son for lunch on a break from his public school, she tells the boy: You need to email and tell me how youll spend your birthday. but the highlight of this revealing and slyly funny gem of a documentary comes when she takes her clients on a tour of Stowe School. As they enter one sweeping room, Karpova grandly declares: Its where the Duke of Edinburgh held his balls. Sometimes theres just no fathoming those peculiar british customs. 11.00 homes Under the hammer (S). 11.30 trash to Cash (S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Cash in the attic (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional News and Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). 2.15 murder, She Wrote (R,S). 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S). 3.05 mister maker (R,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (R,S). 3.50 league Of Super evil (R,S). 4.00 thumb Wrestling Federation: tWF (R,S). 4.05 Basils game Show (R,S). 4.35 hotel trubble (R,S). 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest link (R,S). Quiz show. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show. 7.30 Air Medics (S). a man comes off his motorbike at more than 100mph, forcing paramedics to perform surgery on site, while five men climb out of a wrecked car seemingly unharmed. last in the series. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders (S). Ronnie deals with the return of someone from her past -- thanks to Janines meddling -- while lucas gets the job at the community centre. Owen tells liz he will not rest until libby forgives him. 8.30 Traffic Cops (R,S). 2/6. Police in hull use a stun gun for the first time while trying to combat dangerous offenders armed with guns and knives. Jamie theakston narrates. 9.00 Hotel Babylon (S,hD). 7/8. James is promised a promotion if he ensures the extravagant funeral of famous Sicilian artist Christiano Cucci is a success, but an ill-timed comment by gino threatens to ruin his chances. to make matters worse, the body disappears, prompting a frantic search of the hotel. Former emmerdale star amy Nuttall joins the cast, with guest hugh Dennis. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Rock n Roll Hotel (S). 2/3. Christmas adds further delays to the hotel, but the seasonal slow-down is nothing compared with the potential disaster of having 150 doors held up by snow at the Swiss border. See Ben Felsenburg 11.20 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw (S). Coverage of the weekly draw. 11.25 Old School (S) (2003). three friends relive the crazy days of their youth by setting up a fraternity house. Comedy, starring luke Wilson and Will Ferrell. See Film Choice Followed by Weatherview. 12.55 Sign Zone: Silverville (R,S). the lives of the residents of a retirement village. 1.25 BBC News (S). Amy Nuttall 9pm, Hotel Babylon PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG only the research appears to be about as accurate as an Austin Powers movie. If you learn to play polo, you will become part of high society, the boys are told, before having their first terrified go on horseback. 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