SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 6 August 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Bookys Crush. Drama, starring Rachel Marcus, Megan Follows and Stuart Hughes. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. The treasure seeker races against a Russian scientist to find a powerful artefact. Action adventure, starring Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett and Shia LaBeouf. 10.15 The Cottage. A pair of incompetent kidnappers and their hostage fall prey to a murderous farmer. Comic horror, starring Andy Serkis and Reece Shearsmith. 6.20 Are We Done Yet? With Ice Cube, Nia Long, John C McGinley and Aleisha Allen. American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom. With Jason Biggs, Eugene Levy and Shannon Elizabeth. 9.45 American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. With Jason Biggs, Chris Klein and Seann William Scott. 11.35 I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry 5.45 The Eiger Sanction. With Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy and Jack Cassidy. No Country For Old Men. A hunter takes the money left at the scene of a botched drugs deal, but a hitman is soon on his trail. With Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem. 10.05 Knock Off. A fashion designer tries to stop terrorists getting their hands on microscopic bombs. With Jean-Claude Van Damme and Rob Schneider. 11.40 Mr Brooks 6.15 Mee-Shee: The Water Giant. Fantasy, starring Daniel Madger and Bruce Greenwood. The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines. An explorer sets out to retrieve a powerful key before a killer can use it for evil. Adventure, starring Noah Wyle. 9.40 The Mummy. A soldier of fortune battles the awakened spirit of an ancient Egyptian high priest. Action adventure, starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah and Arnold Vosloo. 11.50 Ace Of Hearts 5.30 Chaplin. With Robert Downey Jr, Dan Aykroyd and Anthony Hopkins. Lions For Lambs. Anthology of three connected stories exploring the controversies surrounding US foreign policy. With Robert Redford. 9.35 Reign Over Me. A successful but unhappy dentist tries to help an old friend recover from the deaths of his family. With Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Jada Pinkett Smith, Liv Tyler and Donald Sutherland. 11.50 Boys Dont Cry Disturbia. A teenager who passes the time spying on his neighbours begins to suspect one may be a serial killer. With Shia LaBeouf, Sarah Roemer, Carrie-Anne Moss and David Morse. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. A Victorian barber returns to London seeking revenge on the man who cost him his wife and daughter. With Johnny Depp. Pathology. With Milo Ventimiglia, Alyssa Milano, Michael Weston and Lauren Lee Smith. 6.05 The Nanny Diaries. Comedy, starring Scarlett Johansson and Laura Linney. Jerry Maguire. An idealistic sports agent is shunned by his uncaring bosses and is forced to set up business on his own. Comedy drama, starring Tom Cruise, Rene Zellweger, Cuba Gooding Jr, Kelly Preston and Jonathan Lipnicki. 10.20 What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. Comedy, with Cameron Diaz. 4.55 Stop-Loss 7.05 AVPR: Aliens Vs Predator Requiem. Extraterrestrial monsters clash again, but this time a hybrid is on the loose. Sci-fi action sequel, starring Steven Pasquale. The Mist. A small town is enveloped by a mysterious cloud of mist, and anyone who ventures into its depths is set upon by voracious monsters. Horror, starring Thomas Jane and Marcia Gay Harden. 11.10 300. Action adventure, starring Gerard Butler and Lena Headey. 5.20 On The Town 7.15 Carson City. A railway engineer faces opposition to his plans for a new track across the prairie. Western, starring Randolph Scott, Lucille Norman and Don Beddoe. Dolores Claiborne. A woman acquitted of murdering her husband ends up under investigation 15 years later, this time accused of killing her employer. Thriller, starring Kathy Bates, Jennifer Jason Leigh, David Strathairn and Christopher Plummer. 11.35 The First Deadly Sin. Thriller. 4.50 The Way West 7.10 Cheaper By The Dozen. A couple with 12 kids plan to make a fresh start, but nothing goes according to plan. Family comedy remake, starring Steve Martin. Dogma. Two fallen angels banished to Earth discover a theological loophole could get them back into Heaven -- except their plan will cause the worlds destruction. Comedy fantasy, with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. 11.20 White Men Cant Jump. Comedy, with Woody Harrelson. 6.25 Plunkett And Macleane. Period adventure, starring Robert Carlyle, Jonny Lee Miller and Liv Tyler. 8.10 A Mighty Heart. Drama, based on the true story of Mariane Pearl, whose husband was kidnapped and murdered by a militant group in Pakistan. With Angelina Jolie. Girl 6. An actress starts work on a sex chatline, but what begins as an enjoyable job slowly takes over her life. Satirical comedy drama, starring Theresa Randle. 11.50 American History X movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jeri ryan, 7pm, Virgin 1 david hasselhoff, 8pm, itV2 michelle ryan, 8pm, sci-fi david Jason, 9pm, G.o.L.d. tim roth, 10pm, sky1 Blythe duff, 10.55pm, alibi skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espn Live World Golf Championship. The Bridgestone Invitational. The opening days play at the Firestone Country Club in Akron, Ohio, where Vijay Singh of Fiji was crowned champion last year. American Tiger Woods was absent from the 2008 event because of injury, but returns this year in the hope of winning the title for a seventh time. Premier League World. The latest news. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. Live Pro40 Cricket. Durham Dynamos v Worcestershire Royals. Further coverage of this Division One match, as the teams clash at the Riverside Ground. The Dynamos took third place in table last time around, while the Royals finished last term in sixth place. Time Of Our Lives. Former West Ham United players reflect on their careers. Race World. The latest motor sport highlights, from karting to the world of Formula One. IAAF Athletix Weekly. Athletics news. Live Rugby League. Oldham Roughyeds v London Skolars (Kick-off 7.30pm). This evenings Championship One encounter at Boundary Park. The Roughyeds thrashed the Skolars 78-10 in May. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels and John Cena. With Michael Cole and Jerry The King Lawler. Extreme Championship Wrestling British Motocross Championship. The sixth round of the season at Foxhills in Wiltshire. Pool. Highlights of the mens final in the World Eight Ball Pool Championships at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool. Live Poker. Coverage of the latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players competing for a guaranteed prize pool of 5,000 on a weekly basis. 6.45 Triathlon 7.15 World Rally Championship. A review of the Rally Finland, the ninth round of the season. 8.15 GP2 Series. Action from both races at the Hungaroring, the sixth meeting of the season. 9.15 MotoGP. The MotoGP British Grand Prix. Action from the 10th round of the season. 10.15 World Superbikes. Action from both races at the 10th round of the season, staged at the Masaryk Circuit in Brno, Czech Republic. 11.45 Cycling 6.00 Premier League Classic Match. Aston Villa v Everton. A re-run of last seasons encounter. Australian Rules Football. Action from a recent game in the Australian Football League. DTM Highlights. Action from the second round of Germanys most popular form of motor racing. Bundesliga. A match in the German top flight. Russian Premier League Football. CSKA Moscow v Spartak Moscow. Highlights of the top-flight clash at the Luzhniki Stadium. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart rents a car. The Simpsons. Homer is accused of harassment. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Bones. A real human skeleton is used as a bands stage prop. Guest starring Stephen Fry. Lie To Me. The team investigates terrorist bombings. Tim Roth stars. Last in the series. Fringe. The death of a woman and her baby baffles the team. John Noble stars. Star Trek: Voyager. Seven develops paranoid tendencies. Kate Mulgrew and Jeri Ryan star. Driving Me Mad. Learner drivers receive lessons from loved ones. Tim Shaw presents. Ibiza. Fledgling rock group Underground Heroes enjoy their time on the island. Most Shocking. A robber who meets his match when he threatens a shop worker. Sexcetera. A company that specialises in the production of customers wildest dreams. Doctor Who. Sinister robots haunt the court of Louis XV. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Snog, Marry, Avoid? With Jenny Frost. Snog, Marry, Avoid? Makeover show. Binge Drinking -- My Big Decision. A 17-year-old learns about the consequences of her drinking. EastEnders. Ronnie throws a party. We Are Klang. A thief wreaks havoc. Family Guy. Joe nearly dies. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Binge Drinking -- My Big Decision World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Gianandrea Noseda conducts the BBC Philharmonic in performances of Mendelssohns Italian Symphony, Peter Maxwell Daviess Roma Amor, Respighis Pines of Rome and two Rossini arias. Suzy Klein presents. Wallander. A Liberian immigrant is found murdered in a train yard. Detective drama, starring Krister Henriksson and Johanna Sallstrom. 11.25 Later With Jools Holland. With Santogold. Gossip Girl. Blairs mother Eleanor chooses her to be the model for a new clothing line. Americas Got Talent. The 20 acts compete before the numbers are reduced to 10. Jerry Springer hosts, with Sharon Osbourne, David Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan passing judgement. 9.50 Americas Got Talent. Jerry Springer hosts. 10.25 Entourage. Vince finds himself at a loose end. 11.05 Coronation Street. Joe becomes desperate. 11.40 Mickey Blue Eyes 6.55 Pie In The Sky. A murder investigation is reopened. Drama, starring Richard Griffiths. The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes. A governess is accused of murder. Daniel Massey stars. Robbie Coltrane: B-Road Britain. Robbie finally reaches Glasgow. Last in the series. The Forsyte Saga. Adaptation of John Galsworthys third novel To Let. Soames and Young Jolyon clash as their children grow closer. Damian Lewis stars. 11.40 Numb3rs. A body is found. Police, Camera, Action With Alastair Stewart. UEFA Europa League Live. Fulham v FK Vetra (Kick-off 8.00pm). Matt Smith introduces coverage of the first leg of this evenings third-round qualifier at Craven Cottage, as the Cottagers face Lithuanian opposition. Breakdown. A stranded motorist sets out to free his abducted wife from a homicidal trucker. Thriller, starring Kurt Russell and Kathleen Quinlan. 11.55 Escape From New York Hollyoaks. Jacqui tries to find Russ. My Name Is Earl. The do-gooder buys a car. Friends. The pals make New Years resolutions. Friends. Chandler annoys Monica. Reaper. A tentacled beast takes over a small town. Bret Harrison and Rick Gonzalez star. The Big Bang Theory. Romance blossoms. The Loop. Sam takes part in a challenge. King Of The Hill. Dale saves the day. Reno 911! The annual ball takes place. Grand Designs. Revisiting an ambitious avant- garde project. With Kevin McCloud. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Embarrassing Bodies. The medics tackle ailments at Birmingham International Airport. Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. A failing restaurant in Tuckahoe, New York. Without A Trace. A girl disappears after escaping a boys advances. Molly Price guest stars. Will And Grace. The friends see their families. Will And Grace. Will runs into an old flame. Criminal Minds. A paranoid schizophrenic runs amok on a train. Matthew Gray Gubler stars. Supernatural. Two brothers search for their father. Fantasy drama, starring Jensen Ackles. Private Practice. Addisons brother pays her a visit. Drama, starring Kate Walsh. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A deaf man is killed in what appears to have been an accident. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Bob sees his future. 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister. The PM makes a public broadcast. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Foggy decides to go trekking. Only Fools And Horses. Christmas special from 2003. The Trotters desperately need money. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star. 10.35 Gimme Gimme Gimme. A half-naked man appears. 11.15 Gimme Gimme Gimme. Tom lands an audition. 11.55 Hippies Judge John Deed. The judge presides over the case of a man who killed a paedophile, while Jo meets the real father of the boy she is trying to adopt. Martin Shaw and Jenny Seagrove star. Dalziel & Pascoe. Convicted murderer Charlie Walker escapes, and the next morning a barmaid is discovered dead -- leaving the duo to figure out whether she was killed by the fugitive. 10.55 Taggart. Jardine investigates an underworld death. James Macpherson and Blythe Duff star. The King Of Queens. American comedy. The King Of Queens. Carrie sells her hair. Frasier. Niless divorce leaves him penniless. Frasier. The Cranes hold a party. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Judith goes on holiday. Scrubs. Turk takes Spanish lessons. Sex And The City. First-ever episode of the comedy. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie dates a model. 11.40 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby and Osman help uncover who murdered a teenagers parents. NCIS. A Russian man becomes the prime suspect when a petty officer is found dead. Family Guy. Meg falls in love with Mayor West. American Dad! Stan is sent to Saudi Arabia. 10 Items Or Less. Todd asks Leslie for help. Family Guy. Peter leads a protest. True Blood. Sookies attraction to Bill begins to wane when she visits him at home. 6.10 Hercules And The Lost Kingdom. Fantasy adventure, starring Kevin Sorbo. Bionic Woman. Jaimes holiday threatens to turn deadly. Michelle Ryan and Lucy Hale star. My Own Worst Enemy. Edward thinks he has found a solution. Last in the series. Dollhouse. Echo risks losing everything as a result of Alphas obsession with her. Knight Rider. Sarah decides she has to get away, but is followed by a worried Mike. Mythbusters. A look at whether a hurricane can blow the feathers off a chicken. How Do They Do It? A floating crane. How Its Made. Scalpels and oil paints. Mega Builders. The engineering effort to create the biggest container ship ever built. Mega Builders. Inside a famous Swedish hotel constructed from 10,000 tonnes of ice. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former soldier visits Zambia to tackle the Zambezi river. Hunt For The Ark. The search for one of the most sought-after artefacts of the Bible. Air Crash Investigation. An aircraft that crashed in the Andes in December 1995. Hawkings Universe. The ideas of Stephen Hawking, from black holes to the Big Bang. Earths Evil Twin. Documentary exploring the hostile environment of Venus. Death Of The Earth. Scientists predict the most likely causes of the planets demise. Worlds Deadliest Aircraft. The B-29, infamous its role in the nuclear attacks on Japan. Chernobyl Heart. Documentary charting how life has changed since the 1986 nuclear disaster. Hiroshima. Docu-drama charting the political and social impact of the attack on the Japanese city of Hiroshima in 1945, revealing the horror of living through a nuclear explosion. The Roman Empire In The First Century. Insight into the life of Emperor Trajan. All Creatures Great And Small. A cantankerous colt causes problems. With Christopher Timothy. 20th Century Battlefields. Peter and Dan Snow describe key moments during the Korean War. Great SAS Missions. Documentary. Great SAS Missions. The V-2 rocket. Catherine Cooksons The Wingless Bird. Melodrama, starring Claire Skinner. All Creatures Great And Small. A cantankerous colt proves too much for James and Tristan. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Detectives. Baffling police cases. Psychic Academy. Series in which members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Psychic Investigators. With John Edward. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Academy. Series in which members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian and actor Griff Rhys Jones researches his family tree. Seaside Rescue. A boy slips on rocks. Seaside Rescue. Looking for a lost surfer. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank examines the Circus in Regency Bath. Who Do You Think You Are? Impressionist Alistair McGowan investigates his ancestry. Sky Cops. Londons helicopter police are called in to help officers on the ground. Call Of The Wild. An office worker tries to live in the bear-infested forests of Alaska. Ray Mears Extreme Survival. The Philippines. Ray Mears Extreme Survival. Sweden. Planet Earth. David Attenborough focuses on animals living in the worlds deserts. Call Of The Wild. An office worker tries to live in the bear-infested forests of Alaska. Russia: A Journey With Jonathan Dimbleby. 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