concs, w/flyer 4 RUE ROYALE Acoustic Americana-folk. The Britannia Victoria Park Road, E9 (020 8533 0040). Rail: Homerton. Tonight 7.30pm, free VIC RUGGIERO, PAUL- RONNEY, LONELY JOE PARKER & JACKIE PAPER, TRAIL OF DISGRACE The New York-based indie-rock singer-songwriter. The Windmill Blenheim Gardens, SW2 (020 8671 0700). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight 7.30pm, adv 5 SHUSH, VIC RUGGIERO & PAUL RONNY, JERE RIIKONEN & TEEMU ERAMAA London-based pop-rock four-piece. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 7.30pm, 6 SIGNED/UNSIGNED A showcase for upcoming musicians and performers. Marie Lloyd Bar, Hackney Empire Mare Street, E8 (020 8985 2424). Rail: Hackney Central. Tonight 8pm, free THE SMALL FAKERS: TRIBUTE TO SMALL FACES The Mod favourites and 1960s pop band have their hits covered. 100 Club Oxford Street, W1 (020 7636 0933). Tube: Oxford Circus. Tonight 7.30pm, adv 10 SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH L, SMALLGANG, CLIP STAMP FOLD, SHOOTIN STARS Electropop. Buffalo Bar Upper Street, N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington. Tonight 8pm, 5 SOMEONES YELLING FIRE, SPY CATCHER, NEW DEVICE, MUSWELL Hardcore-metal outfit. Relentless Garage, Upstairs Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Tonight 7pm, 5 SOUL CONTROL, BALANCE, BREAKING POINT, WIRETAP, UNLOVED The American outfit play hardcore punk in a full-decibel live experience for rock lovers. The Grosvenor Sidney Road, SW9 (020 7733 1799). Tube: Stockwell. Tonight 7.30pm, phone for prices HOPELESS HEROIC, SONS OF ALBION, ROKIOSKI, ELSPETH Heavy rock five-piece. Monto Water Rats Theatre Grays Inn Road, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 9pm, 6 THE USED The US quartet play punk-rock. Relentless Garage Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Tonight 7pm, adv 14 THUNDER MOON REVUE, BARA BARA BAND, JUNIPER LEAF, HOWL GRIFF The band play contemporary folk. The Old Nuns Head Nunhead Green, SE15 (020 7639 4007). Rail: Nunhead/Queens Road Peckham/ Peckham Rye. Tonight 8.30pm, 4, concs 2 TROLLEY CRASH: KESHCO, JUDE COWAN, DEAD COWBOY CULTURE The London three-piece play electropop. The Cavendish Arms Hartington Road, SW8 (020 7627 0698). Tube: Stockwell. 8pm, phone for prices THE TROUBADORS, CONNETT, LA VALLIERE, WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE, NAOMI HATES HUMANS Indie pop and rock from the Liverpool and Wigan-based quartet. 93 Feet East, Main Hall Brick Lane, E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool Street. Tonight 7.30pm, 7, adv 5, w/flyer 6 THE TWILIGHT SAD, FACTORY FLOOR Scottish combo play downbeat indie. The Lexington Pentonville Road, N1 (020 7837 5371). Tube: Angel/Kings Cross. Tonight 8pm, adv 8 VOGA PAROCHIA Scuzzy electro-folk outfit. The Old Queens Head Essex Road, N1 (020 7354 9993). Tube: Angel/Highbury & Islington. Tonight 7pm, 4 YES CASSETTE, SPECTRUM 7, BLUE SYNDROME Electropop four-piece from London. 229 Great Portland Street, W1 (020 7323 7229). Tube: Great Portland Street. Tonight 7.45pm, 6, w/flyer 5 ZENYTH, ISAACS AIRCRAFT, KENNEDY Alternative rock five-piece. Bridgehouse 2 Bidder Street, E16 (020 7474 3200). Tube: Canning Town. Tonight 7pm, free Clubs House & Garage MOOSE AT MOOSE BAR Commercial house, dance and club. Duke Street W1 (020 7644 1426). Tube: Bond St. 9pm-2am, free NATURE OR NURTURE AT THE RUSSIAN BAR House, techno and disco beats . Kingsland Road E2 (07916 119541). Tube: Old St. Tonight 9pm-5am, 4 UNIQUE PARTIES AT EMBASSY Chilled-out classics. Old Burlington Street W1 (020 7851 0956). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Tonight phone for details Trance & Techno WEDNESDAY AT THE STAR OF BETHNAL GREEN Techno and electronica. Bethnal Green Road E2 (020 7729 0167). Tube: Bethnal Green. Tonight 5pm-midnight, free Others CHEAP$KATES AT MOONLIGHTING Disco and hip hop from DJ Downfall. Greek Street W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. Tonight 9pm-3am, 6, NUS 5, w/flyer 4 COSSACK DISKO AT 93 FEET EAST, BAR DJ Penny Metal plays Russian disco. Brick Lane E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool Street. Tonight 7pm-11pm, free DEATH DISCO AT NOTTING HILL ARTS CLUB Alan McGees trendy night of rocknroll, indie and punk. Notting Hill Gate W11 (020 7460 4459). Tube: Notting Hill Gate. Tonight 7pm-2am, free DEEP FRIED ON A WEDNESDAY AT THE DOGSTAR DJ +1 spins classic soul, rare groove, funk, hip-hop, house and reggae. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7733 7515). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight 10pm-2am, free DEVIATION AT GRAMAPHONE Benji B plays soul, jazz, hip hop, house and broken beat. Commercial Street E1 (020 7377 9337). Tube/Rail: Liverpool Street. Tonight 9pm-3.30am, 8, NUS 5 GAFIEIRA SPECIAL: CELEBRATING BOLIVIAN DAY AT GUANABARA DJ Dvyzor spins Latin and salsa. Parker Street WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. 5pm-late, 5 HOUSE OF THE HOLY AFRO AT RIC MIX DJ Dino Moran spins Afro-fusion, tribal and house. Bethnal Green Road E1 (020 7613 7498). Tube: Aldgate East/Old Street. Tonight 8pm, 15 & 12 I WANNA DJ AT HERBAL Aspiring DJs supply house. Kingsland Road E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 9pm- 2am, 3, free before 11pm JOYA AT SOSHO Global grooves and balearic beats. Tabernacle Street EC2 (0781 3196623). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 7pm-midnight, phone for prices KEVS RARE GROOVE AT PANGEA PROJECT Chill-out and reggae from DJ Kev. Stamford Hill N16 (07841 595058). Tube: Manor House. Tonight 7.30pm- 10.30pm, phone for prices KITCH AT EAST VILLAGE DJ Tash and Beth spin rocknroll and soul. Great Eastern Street EC2 (020 7739 5173). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 7pm-1am, phone for prices METROLATINA AT SALSA! Jazzy salsa and Cuban sounds. Charing Cross Road WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Road. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm MOONLIGHTING SESSIONS AT OPERA QUARTER BAR Dave Gedge from The Wedding Present supplies indie. Tavistock Street WC2 (020 7263 9304). Tonight 7pm-midnight, phone for prices ODD WEDNESDAYS AT THE LEGION Residents spin alternative. Old Street EC1 (020 7729 4441). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 5.30pm, phone for prices REBEL DISKO AT PLAN B The DJs spin a blend of punk, funk and 1970s reggae. Brixton Road SW9 (0870 116 5421). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Tonight phone for details TALK TALL AT THE LAST DAYS OF DECADENCE Hip hop. Shoreditch High Street E1 (020 7729 2896). Tube/Rail: Old Street. Tonight 9pm-2.30am, free WEDNESDAY AT THE CLAPHAM GRAND Commercial, top 40 hits and club classics. St Johns Hill SW11 (020 7223 6523). Rail: Clapham Junction. 8pm-late, 5 Milfords Milford Lane, WC2 (020 7240 1141). Tube: Temple. Tonight 8pm, 5 HAMMERLOCK, AUGERBANE American country-punk three-piece. The Gaff Holloway Road, N7 (020 7609 3063). Tube: Holloway Road. Today 3pm, phone for prices ISAACS AIRCRAFT, ARTHUR GUNN AND THE COLORAMAS, PURPLE SOCKS, ABUSING MARY JANE Alt rock four-piece from Cambridge. Relentless Garage, Upstairs Highbury Corner, N5 (0870 060 3777). Today noon, 6 THE NOMINEES, ALTURO, KARMADILLO Rock five-piece. Bull And Gate Kentish Town Road, NW5 (020 8826 5000). Tube/Rail: Kentish Town. Tonight 8pm, 5, concs 4 JOHN OTWAY & WILD WILLY BARRETT The veteran punk duo perform tracks from their album, The Wimp And The Wild. Half Moon Lower Richmond Road, SW15 (020 8780 9383). Tube: Putney Bridge. Tonight 8pm, 10 PANGEA PROJECT CHOIR: ROSANNA SCHURA Choir singing led by Schura and group members. Pangea Project Stamford Hill, N16 (07841 595058). Tube: Manor House. Tonight 5.45pm, free PRAYING MANTIS, FURY UK, CORE OF NATION The London-based quintet perform classic rock. The Purple Turtle Crowndale Road, NW1 (020 7383 4976). Tube: Mornington Crescent. 8pm, 5 THE RIBALDS, THE MOONJETS, THE CHANDELIERS, POUNDSHOP The band play indie-rock. The Comedy Pub Oxendon Street, SW1 (020 7839 7261). Tube: Leicester Square. Tonight 8pm, 5, London Lite Wednesday, 5 August 2009 27 Sexually transmitted infections are spreading fast. Dont pick one up tonight. condomessentialwear.co.uk Night-cap. LISTINGS lIsTINGs Crazy P The electronic band whose smooth dance tunes centre around the sultry vocals of Danielle Moore, right, breeze into Camden. If their sunny performance of deep, woozy house music at last months Camp Bestival is anything to go by, wear comfy shoes. 5 Sep, KoKo, 1a Camden High St NW1 (0870 432 5527, koko.uk.com), 8pm, 15. Tube: Mornington Crescent bOOKING NOW HelenShakespeares Globe win tickets We Have 10 pairs of tickets to give away to see a new Frank McGuinness version of Helen by euripides at Shakespeares Globe. The fairytale-like romance, set seven years after the Trojan War, stars Penny Downie and Paul McGann, below. Winners will get to choose which evening they would like to watch the play, which runs until 23 august. To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see thisislondon.co.uk/lite txt 65400 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html