This is Londons MESSAGEBOARDemail your views to or log on to 10 Monday, 3 August 2009 London Lite in your flat When you join Sky with the HD Starter Bundle for just 27.25 a month 9extra a month ^Barclays Premier League on Sky Sports 1 and 2 (9 extra a month for Sky Sports 1 or 2, 18 for both).*Box prices are recommended retail prices only and may vary depending on your specialist installer. There will be a one-off cost for your Managing Agent for the earth bonding of the shared dish equipment by a qualified electrician of their choice. Sky TVPackages: From 17.50-47.50 per month (pm). Prices will increase from 01/01/10 due to VAT change from 01/01/10 Sky TV packages will increase by 50p or 1 if you have both Sky Movies and Sky Sports Packs. HD Pack price will increase by 25p pm. Shared Dish: Installation of Skys shared dishis subject toyourManagingAgents agreement andis suitable forblocks with less than 48 flats and up to 3storeys. Set-up:Standardinstallation for SkyHD box is free for new Sky TV customers taking the Sky HD Pack and any one of Sky Sports 1 or 2, or Sky Movies 1 or 2 (otherwise 30). Standard installation for existing Sky TV customers free if taken with Multiroom (otherwise 30). Non-standard set-up may cost extra. SkyHD: 9.75 pm for the HD Pack. HDchannelsreceiveddependonyourSkyTVpackage.SkyHDbox49RRPfornewSkyTVcustomerstakingtheHDPackandforexistingSkyTVcustomerssigning up to another 12-month minimum term for Sky TV. One 49RRP box per household and not available if you already have SkyHD box. Box price differs for customers who are not eligible for discounted pricing. SkyHD can store an average of 30 hours of high definition and an average of 80 hours of standard definition programmes. Sky functionality requires a Sky subscription (free for Sky TV customers, or 9.75 pm) and two satellite feeds. HD ready TV required. General: 9 extra pm for Sky Sports 1 or 2 is available to existing customers from 1 September. Your Sky box(es) must be connected to a fixed telephone line for 12 months. SkyHD box prices may vary if you live in a flat. You must get any consents required (e.g. landlords). Minimum Sky TV/Sky/HD Pack/Multiroom subscriptions 12 months. You must be 18 years or over. Channels/programmes and prices subject to change. Prices shown apply to customers paying by Direct Debit. For continuous debit/credit card mandate, 50p monthly charge applies. Information only applies to residential customers in UK, Channel Islands and Isle of Man. Further terms apply. Calls cost 5p per minute (plus up to 8p connection fee) for BT customers. Calls from other providers may vary. Correct at 23 July 2009. Dont miss out on our amazing line up of exclusively live Barclays Premier League^ games this coming season all in stunning high definition. Plus theres UEFA Champions League and Carling Cup games, as well as live Ashes, the US Open Tennis and much more. Get closer to the action with a SkyHD box for only 49RRP* 49RRP* SkyHD box with free standard installation (normally 30) when you take our HD Starter Bundle from 27.25 a month and Sky Sports from an extra 9 a month. For SkyHD in your flat Call 08442 411 341 Believe in better from Up to 5 times more picture detail Superb quality sound Enjoy up to 33 HD channels Pause and rewind live TV Customise your HD Starter Bundle to suit you Your HD Starter Bundle gives you the HD Pack, with access to the UKs widest range of high definition channels, plus your pick of any 1 standard definition Entertainment Pack all for 27.25 a month. You can add extra Entertainment Packs for just 1 each a month, and for the ultimate high definition viewing experience add Sky Movies and Sky Sports. Special installation service for flats Our shared dish can serve the whole building (subject to survey) and its free when four flats in your block register for Sky TV. Well work with you to register other residents and liaise with your Managing Agent to get everything set up. I used to give my seat to a pregnant lady every day, then saw her for the first time again for ages today. Hot yummy mummy makeover. Result! Spikey, Bexleyheath saw a woman on the Tube this morning get on without her sunglasses, then get them out of her bag and put them on! Jim, Sutton sIdLeY (Txts, Fri): my sister tried to put her pet hamster up in the loft one night while sleepwalking. any more weird sleep activities out there? Furry, London PeTeR MandeLson on the 15:45 from Kings Cross to Kings Lynn, and hes standing! Lordy, London aM I the only woman who finds the guy in the water chute Barclaycard advert damn sexy? weird crush alert!! Daval, EN3 MaTT (Txts, Thurs): I wear prescription sunglasses on the Tube and I know youre all talking about me! at least I dont get on with 20 suitcases in rush hour! Pinooch, mk40 JeFF (Txts, Fri): youre not alone in loving fresh photocopies. I go one step further and rub them over my face! (But my colleagues think Im weird.) martha, SE4 GIRLs... do you think about sex as much as us blokes? Thinker, EN2 a FRIend asked while we were watching football on TV with time clock in the corner: what are those numbers on the screen? do they tell how hot it is on the pitch?! L, E1 Jen (Txts, Fri): you think its sad to keep wearing the wristbands once they get skanky? I bet youre the type of festival-goer who stays in a hotel after each day. Trent, kent wHo else thinks John Travolta is a dead ringer for Freddie Mercury in the remake of The Taking of Pelham 123? Good look? nah. Lynn, BR2 ew (Letters, Fri): has anyone actually ever tried to put an eel into a jam jar? any tips? ken, HP18 wHY do people have so little respect for the life of beautiful butterflies? This man saw one sitting on the floor and then stomped on it! Shelley, London CRaIG (Txts, Fri): heres a good tip for you as a shy guy to approach women. Go up to a girl you fancy and say: If I werent shy Id say you are... followed by a compliment. Try it and let us know how you get on, we are waiting... Gala, SS9 MaTT (Txts, Fri): us women arent liars, but most men wouldnt give us a second look without things like control pants and false eyelashes! How do you appreciate a fine leg without a platform?! Goodgal, London as an aussie I can say you poms should be ashamed of yourselves for removing the union Flag from your Id cards. Your national identity is going straight down the dunny. Eggbert, E8 Is extraditing hacker right? Its not Jude Law, pictured, I feel sorry for but the kid American model samantha Burke will have after her fling with the star. shell probably grown up far from her father and will have to compete for his attention with his other children. Ashley H, EC2 Grown men who act like Jude and have flings should really know about safe sex at their age. otherwise they are just acting like horny teenagers. Cathy, Hammersmith no sympAthy for Jude. he seems to be living the life of the character he played in Alfie. Marlon, E17 he couLd be on Jeremy Kyle soon! Chris, London I THInK Tony Blair said he had sought Gods judgement through prayer in deciding whether or not Britain should go to war with Iraq. why therefore do we need to waste millions of pounds with a public inquiry? IT, Putney THe Robbie williams comeback tour at The o2? I fear well see the King of Flop. Hes an average talent who was very lucky at his peak a few years ago. He was always just a seaside entertainer. Ben S, London Another thing AreStrictlybossesbeingageist?Isorganicfoodonthewayout? Do you feel sorry for Jude Law? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See o F COURSE the United States wants to preserve the integrity of its military computer secu- rity, but Gary McKinnon suf- fers from Apsergers syndrome and his alleged hacking appears to have been motivated by fantasy rather than any sinister motive. I fear the Americans will overreact and use him as an example. For that reason the latest High Court decision not to overrule his extradition should be reversed. Den, Leyton JUStICE wont be done. the only reason the US is pushing this case so hard is because he embarrassed them. Dont think this man is some sort of criminal mastermind with amazing computer skills. I believe he just got into publicly accessible computers that were vulner- able through passwords being left unset or on default settings. Ian, London tHIS is all so stupid. I think the Americans, or us, should utilise this mans skills. I hope when he is extradited there will be an absolutely minimum sentence if he is found guilty as this seems to be a case of macho posturing. Tiredoldnurse, London tHAt extradition should now go ahead is great news for anyone whos suffered at the hands of hackers. But bad news, no doubt, for bleeding hearts who think these pests can do what they like. Lets hope this case sends a message. Ted, London wHy should he not be held accountable? Richard, Fulham BECAUSE of sucking up to the Americans as if were the 51st state no ones safe here now. Mike, London IvE been scammed by email and online auc- tion sites. I want to start extradi- tion proceedings to bring these people to a small claims court in the UK. How do I start doing so? Or is it only the American govern- ment that can? Jack, London Textpoll Q: Should there be more women bankers? ourlastresultIs Labours benefits crackdown a gimmick? YES 91% NO 9%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at Keep him in Britain for justiceAccused: McKinnon is wanted for hacking in the US on holiday? Dont miss a single edition! Log on to: index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html