SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 31 July 2009 29 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 The Love Guru. Comedy. 35MM. News from the world of film. Kung Fu Panda. A lazy panda must master martial arts to defend his peaceful valley home. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. 9.45 Mission: Impossible 2. A secret agent battles a criminal mastermind intent on stealing a deadly man-made virus. Action thriller sequel, starring Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott and Thandie Newton. 6.15 Housesitter. An architect has a fling with a kooky waitress. With Steve Martin. American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom. With Jason Biggs, Eugene Levy and Shannon Elizabeth. 9.45 American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. With Jason Biggs, Chris Klein and Seann William Scott. 11.35 Drillbit Taylor. With Owen Wilson. 6.25 Dantes Peak. A geologist races to save a town from a volcanic eruption. Disaster movie, with Pierce Brosnan. 8.20 Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US president is followed from several perspectives. With Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. Rambo. The one-man army travels to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries from a military officer. With Sylvester Stallone and Julie Benz. 11.35 Road House. With Ben Gazzara. 6.30 TMNT. Animated adventure, with the voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Patrick Stewart. The Game Plan. An American football stars carefree existence is shattered when he learns he has a daughter. Family comedy, with Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis and Kyra Sedgwick. The Librarian: Quest For The Spear. A meek librarian must recover a magical artefact that has been stolen by mercenaries. Fantasy, starring Noah Wyle. 11.45 All Roads Lead Home 5.50 Freedom Writers. With Hilary Swank, Patrick Dempsey and Scott Glenn. Rendition. An Egyptian-born American is abducted by the CIA and flown to another country to be subjected to brutal interrogation. With Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal and Meryl Streep. 10.05 Stop-Loss. A soldier returns home from Iraq, but goes AWOL when he is called back to the front line. With Ryan Phillippe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rob Brown and Channing Tatum. Disturbia. A teenager who passes the time spying on his neighbours begins to suspect one may be a serial killer. Thriller, starring Shia LaBeouf, Carrie-Anne Moss, David Morse and Sarah Roemer. Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed in a car accident is haunting him. With Joshua Jackson and Rachael Taylor. Pathology. A medical student joins a clique of interns trying to commit the perfect murder. With Milo Ventimiglia and Alyssa Milano. 6.00 Leatherheads. Twenties-set comedy, starring George Clooney and Rene Zellweger. Mamma Mia! A bride asks three of her mothers old flames to her wedding to find out which one is her father. Musical comedy, with Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Julie Walters and Colin Firth. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Catrall. 6.50 Instinct. A psychologist probes the mind of an imprisoned primatologist to discover what motivated him to kill. Drama, with Anthony Hopkins, Cuba Gooding Jr and Donald Sutherland. AVPR: Aliens Vs Predator Requiem. Extraterrestrial monsters clash again, but this time a hybrid is on the loose. Sci-fi action sequel, starring Steven Pasquale. 10.40 Die Hard 4.0. Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. Welcome To Hard Times. The mayor of a frontier town stands by as a gunman rapes and murders assorted locals -- but finally decides to sort him out. Western, starring Henry Fonda and Aldo Ray. Any Given Sunday. An American football star is dropped from his team due to injury, but his replacement takes the squad to new heights -- making the veteran coach realise he is getting out of touch with the new generation of players entering the game. Drama, starring Al Pacino. 6.40 A River Runs Through It. Two brothers, united only by a shared enthusiasm for fishing, find their relationship is cut short by tragedy. Drama, starring Brad Pitt and Craig Sheffer. Mr And Mrs Smith. A bored suburban couple are finding married life is dull until they learn they have a strange thing in common -- they are both secret assassins for rival agencies. Comedy, starring Brad Pitt. 11.15 The Sin Eater. Supernatural horror, starring Heath Ledger. 5.15 The Serpent 7.20 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. The younger brother of notorious bandit Jesse James right-hand man has idolised the outlaw for years, and manages to work his way into the gang. Western, starring Brad Pitt. Buffalo 66. An ex-con kidnaps a girl and forces her to play the part of his wife as he attends a family reunion. Drama, starring Vincent Gallo. 11.55 The Rocky Horror Picture Show movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jeremy clarkson, 7pm, BBc3 Ben stiller, 8pm, Bio Fearne cotton, 9pm, sky1 michael Weatherly, 9pm, FX Queen Latifah, 9.30pm, Bio elizabeth Berkley, 10pm, Living skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espncLassic Premier League Asia Trophy. The third-place play-off and final. Highlights of the concluding games from the pre-season tournament at the Beijing Workers Stadium. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. Action from day two of the Third Test at Edgbaston, as the teams continued their five-match series, which England lead 1-0. Premier League Asia Trophy. Highlights of the third-place play-off and final. 6.30 Tight Lines. Weekly fishing show. Live Super League. St Helens v Wigan Warriors (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the Super League game at the GPW Recruitment Stadium. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. 6.00 Live US Seniors Tour Golf. The US Senior Open. Day two of the second Major of the year at the Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Indiana, where Eduardo Romero defends the title he won last year. Romero remained in contention following a round of 69 at this stage in 2008. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars. 6.00 Live Rugby Union. Cheetahs v Sharks (Kick- off 6.10pm). From Vodacom Park in Bloemfontein. Pool. The World Eight Ball Pool Championships in Blackpool. 8.55 Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. 9.25 World Sport. Magazine show. 9.55 Rugby Union. Lions v Griquas. Another chance to see the Currie Cup encounter from Coca-Cola Park in Johannesburg. 11.55 Rugby Union Strongest Man. The giants of the sportsworld flexed their muscles in Columbus, USA. Poker. Action from the Partouche Tour, the largest poker tournament to take place in Europe. Live Rallying. Coverage from Madeira. World Rally Championship Live WTA Tennis. Coverage of the quarter-finals of the Bank of the West Classic at the Taube Family Tennis Stadium on the Stanford University campus in California. 6.35 Test Match Legends 7.15 Prem Classics. Aston Villa v Charlton Athletic. 7.50 Tour De France. Action from a mountain stage from the 2004 event. 8.55 New Zealand V Australia: 2000. Highlights from the Tri-Nations match. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Bellies And Bullseyes: 1983 11.50 World Snooker Championship entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi TheSimpsons.Highlights of Homers marriage. The Simpsons. Bart is sent to France. The Simpsons. Marge goes on a night out. The Simpsons. Homer becomes intelligent. Guinness World Records Top 100. Fearne Cotton presents a countdown of the most popular achievements, featuring a performance by Clint Ewing. The Usual Suspects. Five men plan a heist, only to learn they are being manipulated by a mysterious crime lord. Thriller, with Gabriel Byrne. Star Trek: Voyager. A space shuttle transforms into a woman. With Robert Duncan McNeill. Chuck. The spy must exploit his relationship in order to find an agent named Leader. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard and Data are assigned to investigate why Spock has undertaken an unauthorised mission. Sci-fi adventure, guest starring Leonard Nimoy. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May each buy a coupe for 1,500. Doctor Who. Part two of two. Earth is plunged into war. 8.50 Doctor Who Confidential Torchwood -- Children Of Earth. The message from the aliens announces We are here. EastEnders. Janine takes revenge on Ronnie. Britains Most Embarrassing Parents. Children talk about living with unconventional parents. Family Guy. Animation. 11.55 Family Guy World News Today BBC Proms 2009. The Scottish Chamber Orchestra performs music from Stravinskys Pulcinella, plus Schumanns Piano Concerto in A minor and Mendelssohns Fifth Symphony. Presented by Petroc Trelawny. 9.45 Sounds Of The Seventies Prog Rock At The BBC. Footage of performances by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Yes and Caravan. Prog Rock Britannia. Report taken from the archives on the history of progressive rock. All Star Family Fortunes. Gary Lucy takes on Matt Willis. 7.45 Creature Comforts ITunes 2009 Live: Mika. The singer-songwriter performs at the Roundhouse in Camden. Americas Got Talent. The fifth semi-final continues in LA, as Jerry Springer presents. The Last Kiss. An expectant father begins to worry his life is predictable and finds himself tempted by another woman. Drama, starring Zach Braff and Jacinda Barrett. 6.50 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe probes a snail- importing company. Richard Griffiths stars. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. Part one of two. Poirot meets an accident-prone woman. Life. A teacher who only dated police officers is murdered along with a drug dealer. The Parallax View. A journalist investigates a plot to eliminate the witnesses to a political assassination. Thriller, starring Warren Beatty, Hume Cronyn and Paula Prentiss. Police, Camera, Action! Motorway madness. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run The Professionals. Bodie and Doyle are asked to investigate a crime dating back to 1953. Conan The Barbarian. A child whose village was destroyed by an evil cult grows up in slavery, ultimately becoming a mighty warrior and a cunning thief. Fantasy adventure, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones and Max Von Sydow. 11.35 Essex Boys. Thriller. Hollyoaks. Cindy and Tony grow closer. My Name Is Earl. Joy becomes housebound. Friends. Changes are afoot for Ross and Emily. Friends. Joeys snoring exasperates Chandler. Supernanny. Jo Frost comes to the aid of Michelle Ball, a mother with a clingy toddler. Wife Swap. A doting mother who cleans all day trades lives with a businesswoman. 11.05 Big Brothers Big Mouth. Davina McCall talks to the latest evictee. 6.55 Grand Designs. Restoring a dilapidated Georgian house in London to its former glory. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart As Good As It Gets. A misanthropic writer is drawn out of isolation by a tough waitress and his gay neighbour. Romantic comedy drama, with Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear, Cuba Gooding Jr, Skeet Ulrich and Yeardley Smith. 11.40 Omid Djalili -- No Agenda Will And Grace. Will faces an old rival. Will And Grace. Karen receives bad news. Army Wives. Frank returns home, and Joans pregnancy takes an alarming turn. Criminal Minds. A killer asks for the teams help to stop his murder spree. Thomas Gibson stars. CSI: Miami. The mother of Horatios son Kyle is involved in a murder. Elizabeth Berkley stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Sara and Warrick explore the death of a male stripper. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? James Bolam stars. 7.40 Yes Minister. Hacker learns of an illegal arms deal. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Foggy makes a discovery. Spider-Man. A teenager develops superhuman gifts after being bitten by a genetically engineered spider. Comic-book adventure, starring Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco. 11.20 Jonathan Creek. The duo investigate an apparent miracle. Dalziel & Pascoe. The detectives determine to find the killer of a rugby players wife. Clues point to the husband -- but the duo suspect it could be part of a conspiracy. Warren Clarke stars. Taggart. Feature-length episode. A body dredged from the bottom of the Clyde sparks an investigation which takes officers into the Scottish Highlands. 10.35 Taggart. The chance discovery of a cache of explosives plunges Jim headlong into another multiple murder investigation. The King Of Queens. Arthur faces a dilemma. The King Of Queens. Doug is bewildered. Frasier. Ricks family traits concern Roz. Frasier. Niles and Frasier throw a party. South Park. Canada goes on strike. South Park. Cartman becomes a teacher. South Park. The internet disappears. South Park. The class go on a field trip. South Park. The friends embrace the latest fad. The Sarah Silverman Program The Listener. Toby helps a boy involved in a series of pharmaceutical heists. NCIS. Part two of two. Gibbs wakes from his coma with severe amnesia. Mark Harmon stars. NCIS. One of Tonys old cases is reopened. Michael Weatherly and Mark Harmon star. True Blood. Bill protects Sookie, and Sam and Tara seek refuge from their respective problems. 11.10 Burn Notice. Michael helps a woman tricked by a con artist. 6.20 Fireball. Sci-fi thriller, starring Lexa Doig, Aleks Paunovic and Colin Cunningham. Minority Report. Ultra-efficient police officer John Anderton is forced to go on the run when a supposedly infallible trio of psychics identifies him as a future murderer. Steven Spielbergs sci-fi thriller, starring Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell and Max Von Sydow. 10.50 Heroes. Part two of two. Sylar and Elle face the wrath of a vengeful Noah. 11.50 Heroes Mythbusters. The possible existence of a huge whirlpool that sucks ships under the water. How Do They Do It? Building a truck. How Its Made. Microphones. True Gladiators. Documentary telling the tale of Palumbus, a real-life Roman gladiator. Special Forces Heroes. SAS troops help liberate a German flight from Palestinian militants. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The adventurer demonstrates how to survive in the Sahara. Britains Greatest Machines. Chris Barrie seeks out the greatest technology of the Eighties. Earths Evil Twin. Documentary exploring the hostile environment of Venus. Air Crash Investigation. The investigation into a US military jet that crashed in Croatia in 1996. Air Crash Investigation. What caused a 2004 Flash Airlines flight to plummet into the Red Sea. Close Encounters Investigated. The possible existence of alien life within the universe. How London Was Built. The citys architectural history. Adam Hart-Davis presents. The SS. How Hitlers elite Waffen SS force called for back-up from non-German troops. The Lost Evidence. Second World War footage reveals the tactics that won the Battle of Britain. The World At War. Factors influencing Americas decision to support Britain after Pearl Harbour. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. The decision to halt the Allied advance. All Creatures Great And Small. Tristan has a mishap while treating a cow. Peter Davison stars. Andrew Marrs History Of Modern Britain. The journalist examines the post-Thatcher years. World War Two: Behind Closed Doors. The clash of values between Stalin and Churchill. What Happened To The Hindenburg? Investigating the cause of the airship disaster. All Creatures Great And Small. Tristan has a mishap while treating a cow. Peter Davison stars. Bounty Girls. The women are on the trail of three fugitives, including a child molester. Ben Stiller. The creative actor who starred with Robert De Niro in Meet The Parents. Cameron Diaz. The life of the Hollywood actor. Queen Latifah. Profile of the hip-hop star. Adam Sandler. The American actor, who starred in The Waterboy and The Wedding Singer. Jack Black. Portrait of the comic actor who has starred in King Kong and School Of Rock. Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity cook Nigella Lawson explores her roots. Dog Borstal. Mic Martin is called in to curb the advances of an amorous poodle. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank reveals the engineering behind Durham Cathedral. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor David Tennant sets out to trace his Scottish roots. Traffic Cops. Jamie Theakston narrates. Traffic Cops. The life of traffic police. Miracle On Everest. The story of Lincoln Hall who reached the pinnacle of Mount Everest. The Blue Realm. Exploring the myths surrounding dangerous sharks. Planet Earth. Series exploring Earths natural history. Narrated by David Attenborough. Miracle On Everest. The story of Lincoln Hall who reached the pinnacle of Mount Everest. Russia: A Journey With Jonathan Dimbleby. 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