IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV 26 Friday, 31 July 2009 London Lite Goldie scales the Albert Hall Classic Goldie BBC2, 9pm The Kevin Bishop Show Channel 4, 10pm The heart falls at the notion of more comedy spoofing telly, but Kevin Bishop, right as Gok Wan, hits the mark often enough in his returning series to make it worthwhile. hes not afraid to bite the Channel 4 hand that feeds him: Its the Seventies. Its the North. Its confusing. Gritty Bafta. For this take-off of Red Riding, the entire dialogue consists of the words gritty and Bafta, declaimed with method-style authenticity. Laser-precise satire. The Great Piano Scam Channel 4, 7.35pm ThIS dazzling real-life tale of deceit is worthy of a sophisticated hollywood drama. Classical music-lovers were enthralled at the start of the decade, when pianist Joyce hatto emerged from the reclusive existence shed led since a public breakdown decades ago, to produce acclaimed recordings of notoriously difficult works. That she was suffering from cancer and was said to have created this brilliance in a studio shed in her garden only added to the appeal of the story. Yet, after hatto died in 2006, it emerged all was not what it seemed -- and her recording engineer husband had much to answer for. G oldie teeters on the thinnest dividing line between brave and plain foolhardy in this two-part documentary on his classical composing debut. Courage: with enthusiastic aplomb the drum&bass legend takes up the invitation from the director of the Proms to write a short work inspired by the theme of evolution. Not so clever: its not only Goldies first go at classical but the dJ doesnt really play an instrument or read -- let alone write -- music. in fact hes never even been to a classical concert before. How the heck will he get his ideas into shape for a full- size orchestra and choir to per- form the piece at the Royal Albert Hall?Music to our ears: Goldie composes a piece for the BBC Proms Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm/8.30pm CheSNeY (Sam Aston, pictured) doesnt know what to make of it as Fiz searches desperately for her ring -- but will she tell him shes got engaged to John? And Beckys decision to ask Roy to be the one to give her away at the wedding turns out to be more rewarding than she expected. ahead. Goldie won over a whole new mainstream audience with his winning honesty and indomitable energy in Maestro, and theyre in evidence again here as he seizes upon the new musical opportunities with the glee of a kid let loose in a sweet shop. Were in danger of giving everyone a hard hat, he grins on discovering the power of the titanic Albert Hall organ that will be at his composing command. Yet the frustration mounts as Goldie grapples with the diffi- culties of notation and har- mony, until he wails: i feel like a blind man grabbing passers- by in a room. Theres still a creative glint in his eye to match the glimmer of his gold teeth, but well have to wait till next week to see if hes succeeded (or if you cant wait get along to the works world premiere tomorrow lunchtime, royalalberthall.com). 11.00 homes Under The hammer (S). 11.30 Trash To Cash (S); BBC News; Weather. 12.15 Cash In The Attic (R,S). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional News And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). 3.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S). 3.05 Mister Maker (R,S). 3.25 Bear Behaving Badly (R,S). 3.50 League Of Super evil (R,S); Thumb Wrestling Federation: TWF. 4.05 Basils Game Show (R,S). 4.35 hotel Trubble (R,S). 5.00 Newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest Link (R,S). Quiz show. 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present as correspondents uncover the UKs most fascinating stories. 7.30 Air Medics (S). 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Mark Fuller 10.35pm, Rock n Roll Hotel PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG obviously, the inspira- tion here is Goldies successful conducting in last years series Maestro (plenty of view- ers still wonder why he had to settle for runner- up to Sue Perkins). Hes relieved to learn he wont be conducting his own work, but he has little idea at first of the daunting challenge index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html40.html41.html42.html43.html44.html45.html46.html47.html