SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 30 July 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voice of Matt Lanter. The Love Guru. An ice hockey team hire an eccentric spiritual advisor to reunite their star player with his wife. Comedy, starring Mike Myers. 9.35 Kung Fu Panda. A lazy panda must master martial arts to defend his peaceful valley home. Animation, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. 11.15 The Mechanik. Action thriller, with Dolph Lundgren and Ben Cross. 6.15 Fletch. With Chevy Chase, Tim Matheson, Geena Davis and Joe Don Baker. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls hatch a daring plan to save their boarding school from closure. With Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Gemma Arterton. 9.45 The Hottie And The Nottie. A man is smitten with a woman sworn to stay single until her unattractive best friend has found love. With Paris Hilton. 11.20 Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. With Rob Schneider. 6.05 Predator 2. With Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey and Maria Conchita Alonso. Beowulf. A legendary warrior is summoned to rid a kingdom of a fearsome monster. With the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich. Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit greater acts of evil. With James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and Terence Stamp. 11.55 End Of Days 6.00 Nims Island. Comedy adventure, starring Jodie Foster, Abigail Breslin and Gerard Butler. Enchanted. A fairytale princess is magically transported into modern-day New York. Fantasy comedy, starring Amy Adams, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. 9.50 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. An archaeologist sets out to clear his ancestors of involvement in the Lincoln assassination. Adventure sequel, starring Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. 6.15 In The Land Of Women. With Adam Brody, Kristen Stewart and Olympia Dukakis. The Other Boleyn Girl. Sir Thomas Boleyn hopes to advance his familys prosperity by having king Henry VIII take one of his two daughters as his mistress. With Natalie Portman and Eric Bana. Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. With Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor and Michelle Williams. 5.20 10,000 BC. With Camilla Belle. 7.20 Wind Chill. Two students stranded on a country road during a storm begin to suspect they are not alone. With Emily Blunt and Ashton Holmes. The Mist. A small town is enveloped by a mysterious cloud of mist, and anyone who ventures into its depths is set upon by voracious monsters. With Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden and Toby Jones. 11.10 Night Of The Living Dead. With Tony Todd and Tom Towles. 6.25 Alvin And The Chipmunks. Childrens comedy, starring Jason Lee and David Cross. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break-up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. Romantic comedy, starring Jason Segel and Kristen Bell. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The stoner duo are mistaken for terrorists and are sent to the infamous prison camp. Comedy, starring John Cho. 11.55 Blades Of Glory 4.55 Dreamgirls 7.10 Butterfly On A Wheel. A couples daughter is kidnapped by a criminal who forces them to destroy their lives. Thriller, starring Pierce Brosnan and Maria Bello. Oceans Thirteen. The band of thieves team up with an old enemy to get even with a crooked casino boss. Crime caper sequel, starring George Clooney, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Ellen Barkin. 11.05 Hitman. Action thriller, starring Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott. 5.15 Grand Prix. Drama about the lives and loves of a circle of racing drivers competing both on and off the track. James Garner stars. Fame Special. Celebrating the film. Fame. Good-humoured musical drama charting the trials and aspirations of a group of talented stage-school students. Starring Irene Cara, who also sings the Oscar-winning theme tune, with Lee Curreri, Gene Anthony Ray and Paul McCrane. Tin Cup. Drama, starring Kevin Costner. 6.20 Coach Carter. A former basketball player coaches a high-school team, but his tough methods provoke outrage. Drama, starring Samuel L Jackson, Ashanti, Rob Brown and Robert Richard. The Beach. A traveller arriving in Bangkok hears rumours of a remote paradise island and sets out to find it. Drama, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle, Virginie Ledoyen and Tilda Swinton. 11.15 The Commitments. Musical comedy, starring Robert Arkins. 6.15 McCabe And Mrs Miller. A gunfighter sets up a string of brothels and falls for a madam. Western, with Warren Beatty. 8.20 The Last Mogul: Life And Times Of Lew Wasserman. Profile of the Hollywood power player, who became one of the most important people in show business. The Darjeeling Limited. Three estranged brothers reunite for a soul-searching trip across India. Comedy drama, starring Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody. 11.35 Waitress. Romantic drama. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Vernon kay, 7pm, itV2 Jenny Frost, 8pm, BBc3 alastair stewart, 8pm, itV4 tim roth, 10pm, sky1 amy Brenneman, 10pm, Living nigella Lawson, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Premier League World. The latest news. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. The opening day of the Third Test at Edgbaston, as the teams continued their five-match series, with the hosts leading 1-0 after their victory at Lords. Premier League World. The latest news. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. The opening day of the Third Test at Edgbaston. 6.00 Live US Seniors Tour Golf. The US Senior Open. The second Major of the year gets under way with day one at the Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Indiana. Eduardo Romero won last years title, beginning proceedings with a round of 67 that left him two shots behind Fred Funk. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. IAAF Athletix Weekly. Athletics news. Live Rugby League. Keighley Cougars v Dewsbury Rams (Kick-off 7.30pm). All the action from the Championship One encounter between the title-chasing sides at Cougar Park. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels, Triple H and John Cena. Presented by Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Extreme Championship Wrestling Race World. The latest motor sport highlights, from karting to the world of Formula One. Pool. The second mens quarter-final of the World Eight-Ball Championship, staged at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Live Poker. Coverage of the latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players competing for a guaranteed prize pool of 5,000 on a weekly basis. World Rally Championship Under-19s European Championship Football. Highlights of Serbia v Ukraine and England v France in the semi-finals, staged at the Illichivets Stadium in Mariupol and the Olympiyskiy Stadium in Donetsk. WTA Tennis. The second round of the Bank of the West Classic at the Taube Family Tennis Stadium on the Stanford University campus in California. Serena Williams had to come from a set down to defeat Michelle Larcher de Brito at this stage last year. 6.35 Test Match Legends 7.15 Liverpool V Chelsea: 2005/06. From Anfield. 7.50 Tour De France. Action from a mountain stage from 2001. 8.55 International Rugby Union. Australia v New Zealand. Action from the opening match of the 2000 Tri-Nations series. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Decade Of Great Matches 11.50 Decade Of Great Matches entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart bonds with a sickly calf. The Simpsons. Lisa makes a discovery Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Bones. Booth and Brennan investigate when a body is found inside a bale of cardboard. Lie To Me. The team investigates the case of a copycat rapist. Tim Roth and Kelli Williams star. Fringe. FBI agent Olivia Dunham investigates the death of the passengers aboard a flight. Star Trek: Voyager. The Doctor adds cognitive projection to his own program. Driving Me Mad. Learner drivers receive lessons from loved ones. Tim Shaw presents. Ibiza. Life in the holiday destination, following the revellers through the holiday season. Most Shocking. Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by the police. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright strange. Doctor Who. Part one. The time travellers fight for their lives. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Snog, Marry, Avoid? With Jenny Frost. Snog, Marry, Avoid? With Michelle Heaton. Sex -- My Big Decision. Two teenage girls determined to lose their virginity. EastEnders. Libby visits her father in prison. We Are Klang. New series. Comedy. Family Guy. Peter gets conned. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Sex -- My Big Decision World News Today BBC Proms 2009. The Halle, under Mark Elder, perform the overture to Berliozs opera Benvenuto Cellini and the cantata La Mort de Cloptre, as well as Mendelssohns Symphony No 2. Miranda Krestovnikoff presents. 9.45 Mendelssohn, The Nazis And Me. How the composer tried to reconcile his Christianity. 10.45 Wallander. A two-year-old boy is found in an abandoned car. Detective drama, starring Krister Henriksson. All Star Family Fortunes. Hosted by Vernon Kay. Last in the series. 7.45 Creature Comforts ITunes Festival 2009. Performances by Oasis, Kasabian, Noisettes and the Saturdays. Americas Got Talent. The fifth semi-final gets under way. Jerry Springer presents. Entourage. Turtle goes to Ari for advice about his career. 10.35 Coronation Street. Chesney finds Fizs ring. 11.05 Manhunter. Thriller, starring William Petersen and Brian Cox. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. A discovery prompts Henry to investigate corruption in the police force. Ladies Of Letters. Vera adapts to country life. Ladies Of Letters. Last in the series. Robbie Coltrane: B-Road Britain. Robbie tackles the Stilton cheese-rolling tournament. The Forsyte Saga. Young Jolyon is cited as Irenes lover in his cousins divorce petition, but the couple find true happiness at last with the birth of their son. 11.40 Numb3rs. Drama. Beach Soccer. Including action from England v Azerbaijan. Charlotte Jackson presents. Police, Camera, Action! With Alastair Stewart. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Highlander. Immortal warriors must fight to the death through the centuries until only one survives. Fantasy adventure, starring Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown and Roxanne Hart. 11.20 Conan The Barbarian. Fantasy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hollyoaks. Calvin loses patience with Spencer. My Name Is Earl. Earl reunites his parents. Friends. Chandlers ex-girlfriend turns up. Friends. Rachel plans a party for Emily. Reaper. Morgan reveals Sams true identity to Andi, and Sock considers castration. The Big Bang Theory. Leonards mother visits. The Loop. New series. American comedy. King Of The Hill. Peggy makes a new friend. Reno 911! Comedy. 11.55 Big Brother Live 6.55 Grand Designs. A 300-year-old ruin in the Brecon Beacons. With Kevin McCloud. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Embarrassing Bodies. Dr James Russell removes the front teeth of a man who likes fizzy drinks. Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. The chef tries to change the fortunes of a pub in New York. Without A Trace. An eminent senator disappears after lying about her whereabouts. Will And Grace. Jack has a surprise visitor. Will And Grace. Jack takes his son shopping. Criminal Minds. The team hunts for a man who targets families on holiday and holds them hostage. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part one of two. Two couples die in suspicious circumstances. Private Practice. Violet confronts Charlotte over her affair with Cooper. Amy Brenneman stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom tries to identify a bomber. William Petersen stars. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? The boys go fishing. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim is given a tricky transport brief. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Foggy demonstrates hypnosis. Only Fools And Horses. After a taste of the high life, Del-Boy and Rodney are back in Nelson Mandela House and back in business as Trotters Independent Traders. 10.40 The Thin Blue Line. Fowler and Grim get their wires crossed. 11.20 Steptoe And Son. Harold auctions a piece of porcelain. Judge John Deed. Three men are accused of a gang-related shooting -- but their impending trial is in danger of collapsing when the jurors fall sick and the prosecutions main witness is killed. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Lynley and Havers investigate the murder of a doorkeeper at the House of Lords, which they initially connect to the victims gambling debts. Dalziel & Pascoe. The detectives determine to find the killer of a rugby players wife. TheKingOfQueens. CarrieplotsagainstHolly. The King Of Queens. Doug goes to a salon. Frasier. The psychiatrist feels insecure. Frasier. Daphne gets the wrong idea. Two And A Half Men. Alan throws a party. Two And A Half Men. Alan meets a girl. Scrubs. JD is voted best doctor at Sacred Heart. Sex And The City. Carrie spends the night with Aleksandr. 11.10 Sex And The City. Carrie struggles. 11.45 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby uncovers a conspiracy within a coroners office. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. Part one of two. Gibbs is injured in an explosion while conducting inquiries. Family Guy. Brian has a brush with death. American Dad! Hayley finds a new man. American Dad! Roger acts as a psychiatrist. Family Guy. Peters parents get a divorce. True Blood. After saving Sookie from the Rattrays, Bill uses his vampire blood to heal her. 6.10 Merlin And The Book Of Beasts. Fantasy, starring James Callis and Laura Harris. Bionic Woman. Jaime and Antonio go on a mission to prevent an assassination. My Own Worst Enemy. Edward and Raymond discover American hostages in Africa. Dollhouse. Echo uses the Sleeping Beauty fairytale to help a girl recover from a trauma. Knight Rider. A bomb is discovered in the boot of the battle car. Justin Bruening stars. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman test a steam-powered cannon. How Do They Do It? How money is minted. How Its Made. Cine cameras. Monster Moves. Relocating top-heavy towers. Monster Moves. An attempt to transport two of the worlds largest steam locomotives. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former soldier demonstrates how to survive in the Sahara. Britains Greatest Machines. Chris Barrie explores the technology of the Sixties. Britains Greatest Machines. Chris Barrie seeks out the greatest technology of the Eighties. Megastructures. A visit to the site of the worlds most powerful demolition machine. Megastructures. The Itaipu Dam, the worlds largest source of hydroelectric power. Ancient Astronauts. The possibility that human evolution has been influenced by aliens. How London Was Built. A Roman amphitheatre in the English capital. Adam Hart-Davis presents. Mega Movers. Transporting a 36-storey crane across downtown Los Angeles. Expedition: Africa. Explorers retrace Henry Morton Stanleys trip through Africa in 1871. The Cosmos: A Beginners Guide The Cosmos: A Beginners Guide Disappearing Britain. Wendy Craig explores the British fascination with tea. All Creatures Great And Small. A dog worries a flock of sheep. Christopher Timothy stars. Andrew Marrs History Of Modern Britain. The country under Margaret Thatcher. World War Two: Behind Closed Doors. Laurence Rees examines Churchills first meeting with Stalin. Last Jews In Berlin. The story of the Jews who hid in Berlin during the Second World War. All Creatures Great And Small. A dog worries a flock of sheep. Christopher Timothy stars. Bounty Girls. Following a team of female bounty hunters in Miami as they track down criminals. Psychic Detectives. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Academy. Tony Stockwell helps members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Psychic Investigators. With John Edward. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Academy. Tony Stockwell helps members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Who Do You Think You Are? Oscar-winning actor Jeremy Irons explores his ancestry. Dog Borstal. Mic Martin tackles a Newfoundland that likes to throw its weight around. Britains Greatest Buildings. A trip to Blenheim Palace -- a building situated in Oxfordshire. Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity cook Nigella Lawson explores her roots. Traffic Cops. Jamie Theakston narrates. Traffic Cops. A Friday night in Portsmouth. Dying For Everest. The controversy surrounding Mark Ingliss 2006 ascent of Mount Everest. Natural World. Sharks off the southern coast of Africa. Narrated by David Attenborough. Galapagos. 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