LISTINGS IN&OUTTONIGHT London Lite Wednesday, 29 July 2009 29 TisToFriday, Victoria Park at 2pm win tickets To enter text LL WIN followed by a space and then your first name and email address to 65400 before 9am tomorrow. Texts cost 50p plus standard network charges. Entrants must be over 18. Terms and conditions apply, see thisislondon.co.uk/lite txt 65400 WE HAVE a pair of Gold Circle VIP passes and five pairs of normal tickets to give away to see musical legend and electronic juggernaut Tisto, below, on Friday in Victoria Park from 2pm. Calvin Harris, Sneaky Sound System and others are supporting. LISTINGS KELLIES Indie girl band from Argentina. The Good Ship Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (07949 008253). Tube: Kilburn. 7.30pm, 4 KYSHERA Alternative rock three-piece. Monto Water Rats Theatre Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 7pm, 6 LIZZY SPIT Acoustica from the London singer. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm, 6 MAGPIES NEST The outfit play their brand of folk. The Old Queens Head Essex Rd, N1 (020 7354 9993). Tube: Angel/ Highbury & Islington. 7pm, 7 CLUB.THE.MAMMOTH A showcase of new bands. The Star Of Bethnal Green Bethnal Green Rd, E2 (020 7729 0167). Tube: Bethnal Green. 8pm-midnight, 4, free before 9pm MISTER PLEASE High-energy soul, disco and boogie septet. Dover St Restaurant And Bar Dover St, W1 (020 7629 9813). Tube: Green Park. 5.30pm, 8, free before 10pm BO NINGEN Eccentric heavy rock from Japan. The Cross Kings Pub, Jester York Way, N1 (020 7278 8318). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. 8pm, 5 PEPPER The Hawaiian trio play reggae-rock. The Underworld Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. 7pm, adv 8.50 PETE DU PON The London singer-songwriter. Half Moon Lower Richmond Rd, SW15 (020 8780 9383). Tube: Putney Bridge. 8pm, 4 REMODEL London four-piece play indie-pop. The Legion Old St, EC1 (020 7729 4441). Tube/Rail: Old St. 7pm, free JASMINE RODGERS Acoustic rock. The Troubadour Old Brompton Rd, SW5 (020 7370 1434). Tube: Earls Court. 8pm, 6 SEMAPHORE Folk-rock three-piece. 93 Feet East, Main Hall Brick Lane, E1 (020 7247 3293). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7.30pm, 7, adv 5 ITUNES LIVE: SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO Minimalist electro. Roundhouse Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (0844 482 8008). Tube: Chalk Farm. 6pm, free via.facebook. com/iTunesEU SWEET BABOO Welsh singer plays indie-folk. The Slaughtered Lamb Great Sutton St, EC1 (020 7253 1516). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 7.45pm, 6, adv 5 THUNDERBIRD 13 Grunge rock from the London trio. The Gaff Holloway Rd, N7 (020 7609 3063). Tube: Holloway Rd. 7.30pm, phone for prices THE VULNERABLE THINGS The house band play roots and blues. Aint Nothin But Blues Bar Kingly St, W1 (020 7287 0514). phone for details YOU LOVE HER COZ SHES DEAD Indie and screamo. The Barfly, Camden Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (0844 847 2424). Tube: Chalk Farm. 7.30pm, adv 6 CLubS Gay & Lesbian GRAVITY AT FIRE Funky and minimal house. South Lambeth Rd SW8 (020 7582 9890). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. midnight- 9am, 10, w/flyer 8 SHINKY SHONKY AT KU BAR Classic and new pop, plus cabaret. Lisle St WC2 (020 7437 4303). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-late, free TRANNYSHACK AT MADAME JOJOS Chart anthems. Brewer St W1 (020 7734 3040). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 10.30pm- 3am, 5, w/flyer 3 WEDNESDAY AT BARCODE VAUXHALL Disco and house. Goding St SE11 (020 7582 4180). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. 9pm-late, free WORK AT HEAVEN Pop, electro and underground dance. Charing Cross Arches, Villiers St WC2 (020 7930 2020). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. 11pm-4.15am, 6 XXL WEDNESDAYS AT THE ARCHES House and pop. Southwark St SE1 (020 7403 9643). Tube: Southwark. 10pm-3am, 3 House & Garage THE FACTORY AT PROUD The residents spin house and electro. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm-1.30am, 6, adv 5, NUS 4 MOOSE AT MOOSE BAR House, dance and classics. Duke St W1 (020 7644 1426). Tube: Bond St. 9pm-2am, free SMILE AT THIRST House anthems. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5pm-3am, 4 SUBURBAN CRASH AT INIGO Deep, minimal house and techno. Wandsworth Rd SW8 (020 7622 4884). Rail: Wandsworth Rd. 8pm- 2am, free UNIQUE PARTIES AT EMBASSY Chilled-out classics. Old Burlington St W1 (020 7851 0956). Tube: Piccadilly Circus Others ALT AT PROUD, SOUTH GALLERY Electronica, indie and pop. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. 7.30pm-1.30am, 5 CHEAP$KATES AT MOONLIGHTING Disco and hip hop. Greek St W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 9pm-3am, 6 CHOKE AT THE ROXY Drumnbass, reggae, hip hop. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, NUS/w/flyer 4, guestlist 3 CORONA CARNIVAL AT THE DEN & CENTRO Resident Jodie Harsh spins retro disco, pop, house and electro. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). phone for times, 6 DAN FRANCISCO AT DUST Hip hop, house, electro, indie-rock and new wave. Clerkenwell Rd EC1 (020 7490 5120). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 9pm- 4am, phone for pirces DEATHDISCO AT NOTTING HILL ARTS CLUB Alan McGees trendy night of rocknroll, indie and punk. Notting Hill Gate W11 (020 7460 4459). Tube: Notting Hill Gate. 7pm-2am, 7, 5 before 11pm FUNKYLICIOUS AT THE PRIORY R&B, house, and garage. The Mall W5 (020 8840 0706). 10pm-late, phone for prices GAME ON AT ZOO BAR Chart, anthems, retro hits, R&B, electro and house. Bear St WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-3am, 7, NUS 5 GEPYS NIGHT OF MAYHEM AT BAR AND CO Italo, disco, electro and house. Victoria Embankment WC2 (020 7836 7594). Tube: Temple. 10pm-3am, phone for prices GOONITE AT THE BUFFALO BAR Shoegaze, rocknroll and new wave. Upper St N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury And Islington. phone for details I WANNA DJ AT HERBAL Aspiring DJs supply house. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. 9pm-2am, 3, free before 11pm JOYA AT SOSHO Global grooves and balearic beats. Tabernacle St EC2 (0781 3196623). Tube/Rail: Old St. 7pm-midnight, phone for prices LIPSTICK & LASHES AT THE DEN & CENTRO Resident Jodie Harsh plays retro chart and pop tunes. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). 10pm-3am, 8 METROLATINA AT SALSA! Jazzy salsa with Cuban sounds. Charing Cross Rd WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm N*A*S*I*N AT THE BORDERLINE Punk, rock, metal, ska, hardcore. Orange Yard, Manette St W1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 11pm-3am, 5, concs 4 PREFERRED THURSDAYS AT EMBASSY Fouse, classics, hip hop and R&B. Old Burlington St W1 (020 7851 0956). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Phone for details PRE-PARTY BRAZILIAN DAY AT GUANABARA Latin, salsa and Brazilian beats, live bands and dance classes. Parker St WC2 (020 7242 8600). Tube: Holborn. 5pm-late, 5 REBEL DISKO AT PLAN B Punk, funk and 1970s reggae. Brixton Rd SW9 (0870 116 5421). Tube/Rail: Brixton. phone for details SALSA PARTY TIME AT FIESTA HAVANA Dance classes and salsa. Fulham Rd SW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. 8.30pm- midnight, 3, free before 10pm SEDUCTION AT BAR RUMBA Hip hop, R&B, dancehall and funk. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3.30am, 5 STRANGER THAN PARADISE AT LOCK TAVERN Gypsy, klezmer and balkan tunes. Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 7163). Tube: Camden Town. 8pm- midnight, free SUMMER YARD PARTY AT CARGO R&B, electro and hip hop. Rivington St EC2 (020 7739 3440). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm-1am, free UN POCO LOCO AT SALVADOR & AMANDA Latin, soul, salsa, Brazilian beats, funk, rare groove and disco. Great Newport St WC2 (020 7240 1551). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-1am, free VAUXHALL SKATE AT VILLAGE UNDERGROUND Celeb DJs play a mix of indie, pop, electro and retro tunes at a roller disco. Holywell Lane EC2 (020 7422 7505). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm-late, free, email vauxhallskate@gm.com for tickets VIVA LA SALSA AT RS LOUNGE Residents spin Latin. Woodford New Rd E17 (020 8509 6450). Tube: Snaresbrook. 7.30pm-midnight, 8 WEDNESDAY AT 101 BAR DJs spin hip beats from Motown to Elvis, Sugar Hill and James Brown. New Oxford St WC1 (020 7379 3112). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. phone for times, free WEDNESDAY AT THE BIG CHILL BAR Etchaskech plays funky vibes. Drury Walk E1 (020 7392 9180). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7pm- midnight, phone for prices WEDNESDAY AT THE CLAPHAM GRAND Top 40 hits and old club classics. St Johns Hill SW11 (020 7223 6523). Rail: Clapham Junction. 8pm-late, 5 WEDNESDAY AT THE ELUSIVE CAMEL Soul, rare groove and house. Gillingham St SW1 (020 7233 9004). Tube/ Rail: Victoria. 7.30pm-11.30pm, free WICKED WEDNESDAYS AT SOUND R&B and hip hop. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 863 1010). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 10, 2.50 before 11pm WEDNESDAYS AT STORM R&B, garage, house and club classics. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 2633). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-3am, free WEDNESDAY FEVER AT YATESS Chart, dance and R&B. Leicester Sq WC2 (020 7839 7967). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-late, free WHATS ON WEDNESDAY AT BAR SOHO Chart and party anthems. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. 7pm-late, phone for prices YELLOWBLACK AT MOTHER BAR Alt, new wave, pop and electronica. Old St EC1 (0793 9587 625). 8pm- 3am, 5, w/flyer 4, w/flyer free before 9pm YO MAMMA AT THE VIBE BAR House, funk, soul, funk and hip hop. Brick Lane E1 (020 7247 3479). Tube: Aldgate Eastreet. 7.30pm-11.30pm, free COMEDY 100 CLUB Oxford St, W1 (020 7636 0933). Tube: Oxford Circus Alistair McGowan, Alun Cochrane, Isy Suttie, Stephen Carlin, Adams & Rea. The established impressionist performs with support. 7.30pm, 7 BAC Lavender Hill, SW11 (020 7223 2223). Rail: Clapham Junction Brian Gittins: Rdside Cafe Owner. Character comedy about a cafe owner who tells disappointing jokes, having tried them out first on his wife Cheryl. 9pm, 8, concs 5 Daniel Kitson: Work In Progress. The writer and comic presents a developing performance of his new work, The Interminable Suicide Of Gregory Church. 8pm, 5 & 3, concs 3 & 2 BLOOMSBURY THEATRE Gordon St, WC1 (020 7388 8822). Tube/Rail: Euston The Laughing Samoans: Prettyfull Woman. Character comedy from Eteuati Ete and Tofiga Fepulea. 8pm, 17.50, concs 15.50 CANAL CAFE THEATRE Delamere Terrace, W2 (020 7289 6054). Tube: Warwick Ave The Umbrella Birds. Sketches from the stars of Radio 4s The Ladies. 9.30pm, 5-7.50 COMEDY STORE Oxendon St, SW1 (020 7930 2967). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Comedy Store Players. Improvised comedy from Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Steve Steen. 8pm, 15 THE CORNER STORE Wellington St, WC2 (0870 446 0616). Tube: Covent Gdn The Funny Side...Of Covent Gdn. Phil Nichol and Stephen K Amos present their Edinburgh preview show. 7pm, 12.50 ETCETERA THEATRE Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 4857). Tube: Camden Town LongTooth.CharactercomedyfromViv GibbsandTrudiJackson.9.30pm,7.50 HEN AND CHICKENS St Pauls Rd, N1 (020 7704 2001). Tube/Rail: Highbury & Islington Nick Mohammed: Apollo 21. Character comedy from the star and writer of BBC Radio 4s Quarters. 7.30pm, 7 KINGS PLACE York Way, N1 (0844 264 0321). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross Laura Solon & Russell Kane. The comedians present a double bill of comedy, featuring Solons Rabbit Faced Story Soup and Kanes Fakespeare The Tragickal Saveings Of King Nigel. 8pm, 10 LEICESTER SQ THEATRE Leicester Place, WC2 (0844 847 2475). Tube: Leicester Sq, Embankment Sammy J In The Forest Of Dreams. A musical comedy puppet show focusing on childhood tales. 8pm, 14.50 & 16.50, concs 12.50 Glenn Wool. Political and observational comedy from the Canadian stand-up. 10pm, 6-7.50 RIVERSIDE STUDIOS Crisp Rd, W6 (020 8237 1111). Tube: Hammersmith Wil Anderson. The GQ Comedic Talent Of The Year previews new material. 9.30pm, 10 O2 SHEPHERDS BUSH EMPIRE Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (0905 020 3999). Tube: Shepherds Bush Rhys Darby. The Flight Of The Conchords, Yes Man and The Boat That Rocked star presents his live comedy show. 7pm, 18.50 SOHO THEATRE Dean St, W1 (020 7478 0100). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd Reggie Watts. Live looped vocals and improvised humour from the Seattle-based soul singer. 10pm, 10-17.50, concs 12.50 & 15 THE SOURCE BELOW Lower John St, W1 (07956 818489). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Lewis Schaffer Show. Biting observational humour from the New York satirist. 8pm, 5 WIMBLEDON STUDIO THEATRE The Broadway, SW19 (0870 060 6646). Tube/Rail: Wimbledon Adam Riches: Rogue Males. 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