SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 29 July 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.20 The Fox And The Child. Drama, starring Bertille Noel-Bruneau and Kate Winslet. Kung Fu Panda. A lazy panda must master martial arts to defend his peaceful valley home. Animation, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. 9.35 The Love Guru. An ice hockey team hire an eccentric spiritual advisor to reunite their star player with his wife. Comedy, starring Mike Myers. 11.10 The Mechanik. Action thriller, with Dolph Lundgren and Ben Cross. 6.25 License To Wed. With Robin Williams, Mandy Moore and John Krasinski. Hairspray. An overweight teenager dreams of appearing on a TV dance show, while fighting racism in her small town. With Nikki Blonsky, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken and James Marsden. Good Luck Chuck. A single man is cursed so any woman he sleeps with will meet their perfect partner soon afterwards. With Dane Cook and Jessica Alba. 11.45 The Bachelor 6.50 No Country For Old Men. A hunter takes the money left at the scene of a botched drugs deal, but a hitman is soon on his trail. With Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones and Kelly Macdonald. 300. Leonidas, king of Sparta, assembles 300 of his finest warriors and takes them into battle against the invading Persian forces. With Gerard Butler, Lena Headey and Dominic West. Shoot Em Up. With Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci and Stephen McHattie. 6.15 The Spiderwick Chronicles. Adventure, starring Freddie Highmore and Sarah Bolger. Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. An orphaned boy endures a miserable childhood, until he discovers he has magical powers and enrols at a school for other young wizards. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Alan Rickman. 10.40 The Librarian: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice. Action adventure sequel, starring Noah Wyle and Bob Newhart. 5.20 Joan Of Arc. With Milla Jovovich, Dustin Hoffman, Faye Dunaway and Tcheky Karyo. 21. A brilliant student hopes to study medicine, but has no way to raise the money needed. Starring Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne and Aaron Yoo. 10.05 Rescue Dawn. A captured fighter pilot leads a break-out from a prison camp in the jungle. With Christian Bale, Steve Zahn, Jeremy Davies and Yuttana Muenwaja. 6.50 The Mummy. A soldier of fortune battles the awakened spirit of an ancient Egyptian high priest. With Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo and Oded Fehr. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. With Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis and Joel Virgel. 10.55 The Omen. With Gregory Peck, Lee Remick, Billie Whitelaw and David Warner. 6.20 Wild Hogs. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, John Travolta and Martin Lawrence. What Happens In Vegas. Two strangers wake up after a drunken night in the clubs of Las Vegas to find they are married. Comedy, with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. 9.45 The Terminator. A cyborg assassin is sent back in time to the 20th century on a murderous mission. Sci-fi thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn. 11.45 Footloose 5.20 The Reaping 7.10 The Scorpion King 2: Rise Of A Warrior. A young hero seeks to become the ultimate warrior so he can avenge his fathers death. Adventure, with Michael Copon. Spider-Man 3. The webslinging hero turns his face towards the dark side as he comes under the influence of a sinister alien parasite. Fantasy, starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco and Thomas Haden Church. 11.25 Street Kings. Drama, starring Keanu Reeves. 6.55 Young Man With A Horn. An aimless man shows a gift for playing the trumpet, but his volatile personality and unconventional playing style lead him into trouble. Drama, with Kirk Douglas. Money Talks. A journalist offers to shelter a fugitive for the weekend, but the plan soon goes awry. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Chris Tucker, Heather Locklear and Gerard Ismael. 10.55 City Heat. Comedy, starring Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds, Madeline Kahn and Rip Torn. 6.50 Holy Man. An evangelist is hired to boost the ratings of a downmarket shopping channel. Comedy, starring Eddie Murphy, Jeff Goldblum, Kelly Preston, Robert Loggia and Jon Cryer. Collateral. A taxi driver endures the longest night of his life when his cab is hijacked by a hitman. Thriller, starring Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mark Ruffalo, Peter Berg and Bruce McGill. 11.15 Vanilla Sky. Thriller, starring Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz. 5.40 Ride With The Devil. Drama, with Tobey Maguire, Skeet Ulrich, Jewel and Jeffrey Wright. Sunshine. Fifty years into the future, a spaceship crew is sent to reignite the sun before Earth freezes. Sci-fi thriller, with Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, Michelle Yeoh and Rose Byrne. American History X. A neo-Nazi realises the error of his ways -- only to find his brother is heading down the same path. Drama, starring Edward Norton, Edward Furlong and Avery Brooks. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm adam hart-davis, 7pm, history cote de pablo, 8pm, FX claire Goose, 9pm, alibi Justin timberlake, 9pm, Bio emily procter, 10pm, Living Jeremy irons, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espncLassic 5.30 Live Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Northamptonshire Steelbacks v Hampshire Hawks. Coverage of the fourth quarter-final at the County Ground, as the semi-final line-up is confirmed. Premier League Asia Trophy. West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur and Beijing Guoan v Hull City. Action from the semi-finals at the Beijing Workers Stadium. Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Northamptonshire Steelbacks v Hampshire Hawks. Highlights. 6.00 Premier League Asia Trophy. Action from the semi-finals at the Beijing Workers Stadium. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. European Challenge Tour Golf. The SWALEC Wales Challenge. Action from Cardiff. PGA EuroPro Tour Golf. Action from the latest event of the season at the Players Club in Bristol, where Dale Marmion was the reigning champion. Ten Pin Bowling. Highlights from the World Ten Pin Masters at the Barnsley Metrodome. British Motocross Championship. Action from Norwich Vikings MCC in Lyng, Norfolk. Show Jumping. Highlights of the Nations Cup event from Falsterbo Horse Show in Sweden. Pool. The World Eight-Ball Pool Championships. Action from the first of the mens quarter-finals, held at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool. Best Of British Motorsport. A round-up of recent action from a variety of disciplines. Transworld Sport. Action and features, focusing on mainstream activities. Premier League Years. Classic games. Wednesday Selection 7.05 Show Jumping. Highlights of the latest FEI Nations Cup event. 8.05 Riders Club 8.10 Golf 8.20 US Tour Golf. The Canadian Open. Highlights from Oakville, Ontario. 9.15 European Tour Golf. The SAS Masters. 9.45 Golf Club 9.50 Sailing. The Portugal Match Cup. 10.20 Yacht Club. Sailing magazine 10.40 Planet Armstrong 11.05 Swimming. Highlights of the World Aquatic Championships. 6.40 FEI Equestrian World 7.15 The Dead Good Match 7.50 Tour De France. A mountain stage from 2001. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. England v South Africa. A chance to see the final, as Brian Ashtons men attempted to record successive world titles. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 A Decade Of Great Matches 11.50 A Decade Of Great Matches entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 virGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 LivinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart and Lisa go to a rock festival. The Simpsons. Homer forgets his anniversary. The Simpsons. Lisa makes a documentary. The Simpsons. Bart bankrupts Krusty. UK Border Force. A student from Pakistan fails to give immigration officers satisfactory answers. The Usual Suspects. Five men plan a heist, only to learn they are being manipulated by a mysterious crime lord. Thriller, with Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey and Benicio Del Toro. Star Trek: Voyager. A near-death experience causes BElanna Torres to embark on a quest. Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK. Police officers tackle street crime around Wales. Criminal Minds. Part one of two. Gideon faces his biggest challenge yet. Mandy Patinkin stars. The Unit. A painstakingly planned mission is thrown into disarray by a chance event. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. The Doctor encounters an old enemy. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Underage And Pregnant. Teenage parents. Underage And Pregnant. Young mothers. V For Vendetta. A masked anarchist sets out to undermine the rule of Britains totalitarian government. Thriller, starring Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving and Stephen Rea. 11.05 Family Guy. Stewie visits England. Family Guy. Animation. 11.50 Little Britain World News Today Chelsea Pensioners: Once A Soldier Casualty 1907. Nurse Ada Russell tends a 15-year-old with alcohol poisoning. Breaking The Mould: The Story Of Penicillin. Factual drama exploring the story of how penicillin was developed for medicine. 10.20 The Guinea Pig Club. The Second World War pilots who set up an exclusive drinking club. 11.20 Blood And Guts: A History Of Surgery. Cosmetic surgery. All Star Family Fortunes. Edwina Currie v Mark Durden-Smith. 7.45 Creature Comforts Animals Do The Funniest Things. Stephen Mulhern presents amazing animal antics. X2. Mutant heroes the X-Men are forced into an uneasy alliance with arch enemy Magneto to battle a common foe. The second instalment in the superhero adventure trilogy, starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and Brian Cox. 11.40 Katy Brands Big Ass Show 6.55 Pie In The Sky. A regular customer comes under suspicion. Richard Griffiths stars. Monarch Of The Glen. Louis breezes back into Glenbogle with the intention of wooing Molly. Numb3rs. Don investigates when a series of power cuts plunges Los Angeles into darkness. Life. A teacher who only dated police officers is murdered along with a drug dealer. The Bill. Part one of two. A suspect is killed while being pursued by Callum and Ben. Beach Soccer. Charlotte Jackson presents action from the Euro League in Minehead. Deadliest Season In The World. A voyage into the lives of Alaskan fishermen. Police Camera Action: Drink Driving Special. A crackdown on drivers exceeding drinking limits. 10.05 The Thing. An Antarctic research base is invaded by a shape-shifting alien that imitates its prey. Horror, with Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Hollyoaks. Calvin makes Mercedes an offer. My Name Is Earl. Earl is roped into making a film. Friends. The friends become competitive. Friends. Rachel develops a crush. Planet Of The Apes. An astronaut crash-lands on a strange planet ruled by intelligent apes, and it is not long before he is taken prisoner. Sci-fi adventure, starring Mark Wahlberg and Helena Bonham Carter. 11.20 You Have Been Watching. With guest Richard Bacon. 6.55 Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud returns to a housing scheme in Birmingham. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. The archaeological team heads for the windswept island of Anglesey. Engineering Britains Superweapons. Examining the story behind Britains H-bomb. 11.05 Dispatches: Bankrolling Mugabe. How Robert Mugabe is clinging on to power. Will And Grace. Jack gets unwanted attention. Will And Grace. Nathan moves in with the duo. Private Practice. Addison learns her decisions can have serious repercussions. Eleventh Hour. Members of the public begin suffering from murderous rage. CSI: Miami. A celebrity is found dead at a party. David Caruso and Emily Procter star. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom becomes embroiled in a complex case. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Bob visits hospital. 7.40 Yes Minister. Hacker is given an embarrassing gift. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Foggy aspires to be an astronaut. Fawlty Towers. A psychiatrist becomes intrigued by Basil. 9.45 Little Britain USA. With Matt Lucas. 10.20 Blackadder II. Edmund becomes Lord High Executioner. Only Fools And Horses. Del spies the opportunity to make a few quid on a booze cruise. New Tricks. A British soldier dies while taking part in a Ministry of Defence medical trial. New Tricks. Brians increasingly erratic behaviour threatens to hamper an inquiry. Waking The Dead. Boyd and his team are called in to investigate when a convicted killer is cleared on appeal of the murder of his adoptive father. Drama, starring Trevor Eve, Sue Johnston and Claire Goose. 11.25 New Tricks. Jack and Strickland break the rules. The King Of Queens. Doug lies to Carrie. The King Of Queens. Doug feels unpopular. Frasier. The shrink clashes with a rival. Frasier. Bulldog has a brush with fame. Two And A Half Men. Alan turns disciplinarian. Two And A Half Men. Alan denies shoplifting. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Carrie faces her feelings for Big. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie meets a famous artist. 11.45 Two And A Half Men The Listener. Toby is haunted by visions of a girl who has been abducted. Craig Olejnik stars. NCIS. A suspect dies while being restrained by Ziva. Drama, starring Cote de Pablo. Family Guy. Peter starts his own religion. American Dad! Steve starts falling in love. ReGenesis. Bob evolves into a higher consciousness. Last in the series. The Listener. Toby and Charlie fear a rapist is on the loose while investigating a sexual assault. 6.00 Jack Hunter: The Star Of Heaven. Adventure, starring Ivan Sergei. Fireball. Premiere. An investigator tries to get to the bottom of a mysterious blaze at a prison. Sci-fi thriller, starring Lexa Doig and Aleks Paunovic. 9.40 Minority Report. An ultra-efficient cop is forced to go on the run when a supposedly infallible trio of psychics identifies him as a future murderer. Sci-fi thriller, with Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell and Samantha Morton. Mythbusters. Tory, Kari and Grant investigate possible spontaneous trouser combustion. How Do They Do It? Weather forecasts. How Its Made. Technical glass. Crocodile Hunter. Steve Irwin goes in search of reptiles that have survived for 60 million years. Crocodile Hunter. Steve Irwin spends time with two friendly humpback whales. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Bear roughs it in Patagonia, demonstrating survival techniques. Britains Greatest Machines. Investigating the stories behind the technology of the Fifties. Americas Hardest Prisons. Cameras go behind bars in Iowa to follow young offenders. Americas Hardest Prisons. Life behind the bars of some of Americas strictest prisons. Banged Up Abroad. An innocent man who spent 11 years in an Indonesian jail. Earths Evil Twin. Documentary exploring the hostile environment of Venus. How London Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis visits the Royal Opera House and makes paper. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. How Julius Caesars popularity sparked a civil war. The Roman Invasion Of Britain. How the Roman Empire asserted control over Britain. The Roman War Machine. How Roman legions were able to develop efficient siege weaponry. Disappearing Britain. The decline of the coal industry, presented by actor Ricky Tomlinson. All Creatures Great And Small. James performs an unfamiliar operation on a pedigree bull. Andrew Marrs History Of Modern Britain. Life in Britain in the Sixties and Seventies. World War Two: Behind Closed Doors. Stalins unlikely alliance with Churchill and Roosevelt. The Wild West. The story of Wyatt Earp and the notorious gunfight at the OK Corral. All Creatures Great And Small. James performs an unfamiliar operation on a pedigree bull. Bounty Girls. Jag and the team track down fugitives on the streets of Miami. Britney Spears. A look at the highs and lows of the career of the American singer. Justin Timberlake. Profile of the Grammy award- winning artist, who rose to fame in N Sync. N Sync. A look at the career of the American pop group, and the success of Justin Timberlake. Psychic Children: Their Sixth Sense. Investigating people with alleged powers. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Robert Lindsay researches his family tree. Dog Borstal. Robert Alleyne is given four days to reform a child-wary rescue dog. Britains Greatest Buildings. Dan Cruickshank visits Londons Tower Bridge. Who Do You Think You Are? Oscar-winning actor Jeremy Irons explores his ancestry. Traffic Cops. A new recruit loses his temper. Traffic Cops. Teenage car criminals. Lost On Everest -- The Search For Mallory And Irvine. The discovery of George Mallorys body. The Perfect Shark. Mike deGruy examines different species of the aquatic predators. Galapagos. Exploring the evolution of species on the islands. Narrated by Tilda Swinton. Lost On Everest -- The Search For Mallory And Irvine. The discovery of George Mallorys body. Dan Cruickshanks Adventures In Architecture. 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