SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 28 July 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voice of Matt Lanter. Kung Fu Panda. A lazy panda must master martial arts to defend his peaceful valley home. Animation, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. 9.35 The Love Guru. An ice hockey team hires an eccentric spiritual advisor to reunite their star player with his wife. Comedy, starring Mike Myers. 11.10 The Mechanik. Action thriller, starring Dolph Lundgren and Ben Cross. 6.25 Hot Rod. With Andy Samberg, Ian McShane, Sissy Spacek and Jorma Taccone. Me, Myself And Irene. A mild-mannered policeman bottles up his frustrations for years, which causes him to develop a split personality. With Jim Carrey and Rene Zellweger. Life. Two men receive life sentences for a crime they did not commit and land in trouble behind bars. With Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and Rick James. 11.55 The Brothers Solomon 6.45 Die Hard 2. A tough police officer finds himself plunged into a bloody life-or-death struggle with a terrorist gang which has seized control of an airport. With Bruce Willis and Bonnie Bedella. In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. An ordinary man sets off in pursuit when an army of bestial warriors takes his wife captive. With Jason Statham, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds. 11.10 American Gangster. With Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. 6.00 The Game Plan. Family comedy, with Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman. 10.20 Mannequin. A window dresser falls for a department store dummy which comes to life at night. Comedy, starring Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. 6.15 Factory Girl. Following the life of Edie Sedgwick. Sienna Miller and Guy Pearce star. Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Elizabeth I grapples with her feelings for Sir Walter Raleigh while facing war with Spain. With Cate Blanchett, Clive Owen, Geoffrey Rush and Samantha Morton. The Mexican. A petty crook finds himself in a very tricky situation when he tries to smuggle a cursed gun from Mexico into America for his Mob boss. With Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. Mission To Mars. Rescuers set out to find survivors of a failed mission to Mars, but are not prepared for what they find. With Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins and Don Cheadle. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. A Victorian barber begins to indiscriminately slaughter his clientele. With Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Alan Rickman. Doomsday. Highly trained soldiers try to find the cure to a lethal virus. Rhona Mitra stars. 6.15 The Truman Show. Media satire, starring Jim Carrey, Ed Harris and Natascha McElhone. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. Two firefighter buddies pretend to get married in order to overcome a problem with a life insurance policy. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Kevin James. Superbad. Two teenagers scramble to get hold of some booze in order to get invited to a party. Teen comedy, starring Jonah Hill, Michael Cera and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. 5.20 Blade Runner: The Final Cut 7.20 Shutter. A photographer suspects the ghost of a woman he killed in a car accident is haunting him. Horror, with Joshua Jackson and Rachael Taylor. PS I Love You. A widow receives a series of encouraging letters her husband sent to her before he died. Romantic drama, starring Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, Lisa Kudrow, Gina Gershon and James Marsters. 11.10 Dantes Peak. Disaster movie, with Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. 5.20 Bye Bye, Braverman 7.15 Marlowe. Private eye Philip Marlowe is hired to find a girls missing brother and uncovers a trail of murder and blackmail. Thriller, starring James Garner. Caddyshack II. A millionaire buys an exclusive golf club and transforms it into a tacky amusement park. Comedy sequel, starring Jackie Mason, Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd. 10.55 Fandango. Comedy drama, starring Kevin Costner, Judd Nelson and Sam Robards. 6.40 A River Runs Through It. Two brothers, united only by a shared enthusiasm for fishing, find their relationship is cut short by tragedy. Drama, with Brad Pitt and Craig Sheffer. Broken Arrow. A pilot is double-crossed by his veteran partner, who plans to extort money from the US government by stealing a nuclear warhead. Action thriller, starring John Travolta and Christian Slater. 11.10 All About My Mother. Drama, starring Cecilia Roth and Penelope Cruz. 5.30 Cradle Will Rock. Drama, starring Hank Azaria and John Cusack. 7.50 Sicko. Michael Moores documentary on US healthcare, meeting people who have been denied treatment and comparing the American system with other countries. In Bruges. Two hitmen embark on a series of surreal misadventures while lying low in Belgium. Crime comedy, starring Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes. 11.50 Hana-Bi movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm John Barnes, 7pm, itV2 angela Lansbury, 7pm, alibi Justin Bruening, 8pm, sci-fi hermione norris, 9pm, itV3 robert Lindsay, 10pm, Blighty Barbara Windsor, 11.05pm, e4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 5.30 Live Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Lancashire Lightning v Somerset Sabres. Coverage of the third quarter-final at Old Trafford. The hosts were eliminated at this stage last year by Middlesex Panthers. Golf Special. Padraig Harrington v Rory McIlroy in the Lough Erne Challenge. Golf. The David Seaman Safe Hands Charity Golf Classic. Highlights of the celebrity event. Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Lancashire Lightning v Somerset Sabres. The third quarter-final. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. Live Greyhound Racing. The Coral Sussex Cup. Coverage from the Brighton and Hove Greyhound Stadium, where the John Mullins-trained Droopys Carvalho took the honours last year. Poker. The latest heat of the Sports Stars Challenge, staged at the 3 Mills Studio in London. Golf Special. Padraig Harrington v Rory McIlroy in the Lough Erne Challenge. Golf. The David Seaman Safe Hands Charity Golf Classic. Highlights of the celebrity event. Sailing. Action from the MedCup Circuit. World Match Tour Sailing Sports Unlimited. Magazine programme rounding up activities from across the world. Golf Special. Padraig Harrington v Rory McIlroy in the Lough Erne Challenge. Pool. The World Cup of Pool in Rotterdam, Holland, where 32 teams represented their countries. Pool. The World Eight-Ball Pool Championships team final at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool. Pool. The World Cup of Pool in Rotterdam, Holland, where 32 teams represented their countries. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Carp Academy. Carp fishing at Mallard Lake. Live Athletics. The IAAF Super Grand Prix. Coverage of the Herculis meeting at the Stade Louis II in Monaco, where many of the worlds finest are aiming for a confidence boost ahead of next months World Championships. 9.25 Athletics. Highlights from the Stade de France in Paris, which played host to the fourth Golden League meeting of the season. Planet Armstrong. Rider Lance Armstrong. Powerboating. The P1 World Championship. 4.15 The Olympics Greatest Years 7.15 Arsenal V Manchester United: 2004/05 7.50 Tour De France. Highlights from the 1999 staging of the famous race. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. South Africa v Argentina. Action from the second semi-final. Top 10 Olympic Moments. British heroes. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Decade Of Great Premiership Goals. Strikes from the top flight. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Marge launches a campaign. The Simpsons. Apus wife kicks him out. A Town Called Eureka. The residents are shocked to hear reports of Jo behaving strangely. House. The doctor treats a girl who collapsed during her schools Christmas pageant. House. Thirteen receives treatment from Foreman while taking part in his clinical trial. Law And Order. New series. Cyrus Lupo returns to New York after four years abroad. Star Trek: Voyager. Seven is bombarded with flashbacks of her existence as a Borg. Trawlers, Rigs And Rescue: North Sea. People who work in the waters of the North Sea. Chuck. The spy must exploit his relationship in order to find an agent named Leader. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Part two of two. London is overrun by zombies. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum. The contestants put on a fashion show. Tony: Ive Lost My Family. The journey of a teenager to become independent. EastEnders. Christians day ends in disaster. Bizarre Animal ER. More animal accidents. Family Guy. Meg dates a naturist. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum World News Today Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. South Pacific. Exploring the effects of the eruption of volcanos in the ocean. Its Time To Go Nationwide. A look back at the BBC magazine show Nationwide. The Chasers War On Everything Early Doors. The police pay Ken a visit. Getting On. Comedy. Last in the series. The NHS: A Difficult Beginning All Star Family Fortunes. John Barnes versus Natasha Hamilton. 7.45 Creature Comforts Spain: Paradise Lost. Part one of two. Stories of British expats now living in Spain. Analyze That. An imprisoned Mob boss vows to get out of jail, so feigns a breakdown. He is released into the reluctant custody of his psychiatrist. Comedy sequel, with Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal. 11.10 X2. Adventure sequel, with Hugh Jackman and Ian McKellen. 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Henry is enlisted in the search for a missing policeman. Agatha Christies Poirot. The sleuth tangles with gangsters. David Suchet stars. Wire In The Blood. In the absence of a clear motive, the team members struggle to build up a profile of the person they are hunting. Robson Green and Hermione Norris star. Dangerous Lady. Maura takes steps to sell the Ryans illegal business empire. Last in the series. Beach Soccer. Charlotte Jackson presents action from the Euro League in Minehead. Deadly Crossing. Following sailors who pilot giant ships over the Columbia River sand bar. Ultimate Force. Henno and Jamie investigate suspicious activity on a ship at Southampton. 10.05 D-Tox. An alcoholic FBI agent recuperating in a rehab clinic tackles a killer targeting the patients. Thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone, Polly Walker and Tom Berenger. Hollyoaks. Cheryl makes a play for Calvin. My Name Is Earl. Earl has to make a choice. Friends. Rachel is offered a promotion. Friends. Phoebe writes a seasonal song. Ugly Betty. Marc and Amanda team up to plot Kimmies demise, while Ignacio prepares to vote. Supersize Vs Superskinny. A pint-sized 25-year-old exchanges diets with a 30-stone DJ. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. With guest Barbara Windsor. 11.55 Big Brother Live 6.55 Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud meets a couple planning to build their first home. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Celebrity Come Dine With Me. With Lynne Franks, Raef Bjayou and Chris Ellison. True Stories: Surfwise. Documentary meeting the children of surfing guru Dorian Doc Paskowitz, discovering how each believes their fathers lifestyle left them ill-equipped to cope with adult life. Will And Grace. A new neighbour upsets Grace. Will And Grace. Jack is nominated for an award. Four Weddings. A Derby couple finalise their preparations for a fairytale wedding. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda joins Sam on an eventful road trip. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Eleventh Hour. A series of poisonings escalates into something more serious. Rufus Sewell stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A woman becomes the latest victim in a series of attacks. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Humphrey is haunted by past mistakes. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. A motorcyclist scares Compo. The Vicar Of Dibley. A summer water shortage presents problems for the locals. 9.55 Absolutely Fabulous. Eddie and Patsy return to find Saffy preparing for her wedding. 10.55 Fawlty Towers. A psychiatrist checks in at the hotel. 11.40 Little Britain USA Murder, She Wrote. Jessica tries to finish a dead journalists book. Angela Lansbury stars. Murdoch Mysteries. The sleuth solves a murder that was revealed during a sance. The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. Lynley searches for a mysterious red-haired woman in connection with the disappearance of a diabetic schoolgirl and a youngster found drowned in a lake. Waking The Dead. A convicted murderer is cleared on appeal. Trevor Eve stars. The King Of Queens. Carrie goes dancing. The King Of Queens. Doug and Carrie argue. Frasier. Lilith turns up out of the blue. Frasier. A wedding proves eventful. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Angus T Jones stars. South Park. The friends embrace the latest fad. Sex And The City. Carries designer shoes go missing. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie sees an ex-boyfriend. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. When a member of a naval academy sailing team drowns, Mac and Turner investigate. NCIS. A figure from Abbys past commits murder just to draw her into the ensuing investigation. Family Guy. Peter starts a society for fat men. American Dad! Stan lands himself in jail. Dexter. The forensics expert tries to track down a criminal before the police do. Michael C Hall stars. 11.05 Nip/Tuck. Sean sells his share of the business. Dylan Walsh stars. 6.00 Jack Hunter: The Quest For Akhenatens Tomb. Adventure, starring Ivan Sergei. Knight Rider. A bomb is discovered in the boot of the battle car. Justin Bruening stars. Dollhouse. Echo uses the Sleeping Beauty fairytale to help a girl recover from past trauma. Merlin And The Book Of Beasts. Years after the fall of Camelot, wizard Merlin is called upon to save the land. Fantasy, starring James Callis. 11.50 Who Wants To Be A Superhero? Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman investigate the feasibility of mind control. How Do They Do It? Paper cartons. How Its Made. Windscreen wipers. Will Ferrell And Bear Grylls: Born Survivors. The Hollywood actor and former soldier join forces. Alaskas Great Race. The teams prepare for a race to the coast along the Yukon river. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Part one of two. The survivalist parachutes into Patagonia. Britains Greatest Machines. Chris Barrie examines mechanical innovations of the Thirties. Sea Patrol UK. Documentary following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Helicopter Wars. Three former helicopter pilots return to the site of a dangerous mission. Green Berets Under Fire. An in-depth look at the work of the elite US Army Special Forces unit. Death Of The Earth. Scientists predict the most likely causes of the planets demise. How London Was Built. Investigating the old Roman ruins in the Old Bailey Court House. Warriors. All-action drama-documentary profiles of the greatest warriors in history. Battles BC. The rise of David to the throne of Israel and his epic battle against the Philistines. The Universe. How the environment of outer space might affect human reproduction. Disappearing Britain. Investigating the demise of the national tradition of the seaside holiday. All Creatures Great And Small. Siegfried inadvertently causes a death. Andrew Marrs History Of Modern Britain. The changing face of Fifties Britain. World War Two: Behind Closed Doors. The Soviet Unions position during the conflict. The Wild West. Docu-drama exploring the myths surrounding Billy the Kid. David Leon stars. All Creatures Great And Small. Siegfried inadvertently causes a death. Bounty Girls. A team of female bounty hunters tracks down Miamis most dangerous fugitives. Being The Strongest Men. Bodybuilders prepare for the Mr Britain contest, held in Southport. Hillsborough Remembered. Looking back at the tragedy that occurred on 15 April 1989. Why I Ran. Drivers who run from the police. Why I Ran. A mother tries to escape. Psychic Kids. A girl who is visited by numerous spirits receives help controlling her ability. Who Do You Think You Are? Antiques expert David Dickinson explores his Armenian heritage. Dog Borstal. Mic Martin takes on a spoilt pooch with a penchant for pink outfits. Great British Journeys. Nicholas Crane retraces a medieval journey made through Wales. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Robert Lindsay researches his family tree. Traffic Cops. Joy-riding in South Yorkshire. Traffic Cops. The truth about speed cameras. Everest: Doctors In The Death Zone. Part two of two. A scientific expedition to Mount Everest. Scavengers Of The Sea. Documentary offering an insight into the hunting techniques of sharks. Galapagos. Advanced photography techniques are used to create a portrait of the Islands. Everest: Doctors In The Death Zone. Part two of two. 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