SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 27 July 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Kung Fu Panda. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman. The Love Guru. An ice hockey team hire an eccentric spiritual advisor to reunite their star player with his wife. Comedy, with Mike Myers. The Mechanik. A former soldier fights to rescue a girl from the gang that killed his wife and daughter. Action thriller, with Dolph Lundgren and Ben Cross. 11.10 The Fox And The Child. Drama, with Bertille Noel-Bruneau. 6.20 Evan Almighty. With Steve Carell, John Goodman and Lauren Graham. Run, Fat Boy, Run. A man who jilted his fiance at the altar tries to prove his love for her by running the London Marathon. With Simon Pegg, Thandie Newton, Hank Azaria and Dylan Moran. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The duo are mistaken for terrorists and are sent to the prison camp. Comedy sequel, with John Cho and Kal Penn. 11.45 Wild Hogs 5.05 The Eiger Sanction 7.20 Rush Hour 3. The mismatched detectives take on Triad gangs in Paris after an assassination attempt. With Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker and Max von Sydow. Sudden Death. A former fireman battles to stop terrorists who have kidnapped the US vice president. With Jean-Claude Van Damme, Powers Boothe and Raymond J Barry. 10.55 The Glimmer Man. With Steven Seagal, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Bob Gunton and Brian Cox. 6.00 The Golden Compass. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. Stardust. A hapless shop assistant living in Victorian England sets out to track down a fallen star and bring it back to the girl of his dreams. Fantasy adventure, starring Charlie Cox, Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer. 10.10 Titan AE. A young hero searches for humanitys only chance for survival. Animation, with the voice of Matt Damon. 11.50 Outlaw Trail: The Treasure Of Butch Cassidy 6.00 Perfect Stranger. With Halle Berry, Bruce Willis, Giovanni Ribisi and Richard Portnow. Lions For Lambs. Anthology of three connected stories exploring the controversies surrounding US foreign policy. With Robert Redford. 9.40 Indecent Proposal. A billionaire offers a penniless architects wife $1million to spend a night with her. With Robert Redford, Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson and Billy Bob Thornton. 11.40 Whats Love Got To Do With It 6.40 The Ninth Gate. A book dealer hired to track down the remaining copies of a legendary satanic text reputed to confer limitless power on its possessor. With Johnny Depp. Cloverfield. A giant monster attack on New York is seen from the perspective of people on a rescue mission. With Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan. 10.40 Shrooms. A group of students on magic mushrooms cant tell if a sinister presence is real or an illusion. With Lindsey Haun. 5.15 Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe. Schindlers List. An Austrian businessman Oskar Schindler strives to save Jews destined for the concentration camps by employing them in his factory -- an act of mercy made possible by a deal struck with a sadistic German commandant. Drama, starring Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley and Ralph Fiennes. 11.15 Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Comedy, with John C Reilly. 6.50 35MM. Film news. 7.20 Sleuth. A vengeful reclusive author draws his wifes lover into a battle of wits. Remake of the 1972 mystery thriller, starring Michael Caine and Jude Law. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. Comedy, with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. 10.45 End Of Days. Adventure, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne and Robin Tunney. 5.00 The Password Is Courage 7.20 Thunder Over The Plains. A Union officer in post-Civil War Texas struggles to resolve tension among homesteaders. Western, starring Randolph Scott. Jackie Chans First Strike. A kung-fu-fighting cop is framed for murder while trying to find a missing nuclear warhead. Adventure, with Jackie Chan. 10.35 It! A museum curator sets out to harness the evil power of an indestructible 16th-century statue. Horror, with Roddy McDowall. 6.55 The Pink Panther Strikes Again. Inspector Clouseau fends off a murder syndicate led by his demented former police chief. Comedy sequel, starring Peter Sellers and Herbert Lom. The Escapist. Premiere. A convict learns his daughter has become seriously ill, so hatches a plan to tunnel out of prison. Thriller, starring Brian Cox, Damian Lewis and Joseph Fiennes. Taxi. Comedy thriller remake, starring Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon and Gisele Bundchen. 6.40 Tumbleweeds. A woman renowned for moving house after a relationship is determined to settle down. Drama, with Janet McTeer. 8.25 Margot At The Wedding. A writer attends her sisters wedding, and stirs up conflict within the family. Comedy drama, starring Nicole Kidman. 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days. A Bucharest student in the last days of Communist rule helps her flatmate get an illegal abortion. Drama, starring Anamaria Marinca. 11.55 The Walker movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jeri ryan, 7pm, Virgin 1 chris tarrant, 8pm, itV2 Victoria coren, 8.30pm, BBc4 sarah Beeny, 9pm, more4 david dickinson, 10pm, Blighty david Walliams, 10.30pm, BBc3 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 5.30 Live Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Kent Spitfires v Durham Dynamos. All the action from the first of this years quarter-finals. Live Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Sussex Sharks v Warwickshire Bears. Coverage of the second quarter- final of this seasons competition from Hove, as the sides contest a place in the last four. Speedway. Coventry Bees v Lakeside Hammers. The meeting at Brandon Stadium, as the 2007 champions entertain last seasons runners-up. World Hockey Monthly. Hockey headlines. Live Speedway. Coventry Bees v Lakeside Hammers. Coverage of the Elite League meeting at Brandon Stadium, as the 2007 champions entertain last seasons runners-up. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Poker. The Caribbean Adventure main event, at the Atlantis Hotel and Casino in the Bahamas. Show Jumping. The ATCO Structures Double Slalom event at Spruce Meadows, Calgary. Live Horse Racing. Action from this evenings meetings, featuring the 7.00, 7.30, 8.00 and 8.30 at Galway, the 7.10, 7.40, 8.10 and 8.40 at Windsor and the 7.20, 7.50, 8.20 and 8.50 at Uttoxeter. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. World Hockey Monthly. Hockey headlines. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. Show Jumping. The ATCO Structures Double Slalom event at Spruce Meadows, Calgary. Pool. The World Eight Ball Pool Championships ladies final at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool, featuring Lynette Horsburgh against Barbara Taylor. Sailing. A review of the iShares Cup season. Max Power. Motor sport magazine going behind the scenes at major events. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Cycling: Tour De France. Action from the 21st and final stage of the prestigious race. GP2 Series. Action from both races at the Hungaroring, the sixth meeting of the season. World Superbikes. Action from the second race at the 10th round of the campaign. MotoGP. The MotoGP British Grand Prix. Action from the 10th round of the season at Donington Park, won for the last two years by Casey Stoner. The Australian dominated here last year. 4.50 The Olympics Greatest Years 7.15 Newcastle United V Liverpool: 1998/99 7.50 Tour De France. Highlights from the 1993 staging of the famous race. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. England v France. The first semi-final, featuring the winners of the first two quarter-finals at the Stade de France in Paris. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 UEFA European Cup Finals. The 1999 UEFA Cup final. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. George Bush Sr moves in. The Simpsons. Lisa outshines Krusty. The Simpsons. Marge visits a country club. The Simpsons. Bart catches a virus. Road Wars. An insight into vehicle crime, featuring footage of dangerous drivers. Night Cops. Police in Darlington deal with a woman who attacked her husbands mistress. Addicted To Evil. Women who fall in love with men convicted of violent crimes. Star Trek: Voyager. Part two of two. Seven refuses to help Ransom. Jeri Ryan stars. Nothing To Declare. Cocaine is detected. Nothing To Declare. The work ofcustomsofficers. Ghost Whisperer. A prophet gives Melinda a vision of the future. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Chuck. The spys relationship with Jill is put on hold when he is assigned to hunt CIA agents. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Part one of two. A ghostly child haunts London. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential The Real Hustle On Holiday. Documentary. Underage And Pregnant. Young mothers. Britains Most Embarrassing Parents. The reality of living with unconventional parents. EastEnders. Ryan moves in with Janine. Little Britain. David Walliams stars. Family Guy. Animation. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Britains Most Embarrassing Parents World News Today Who Killed The Honey Bee? Martha Kearney examines the decline in the bee population. Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. Wallander. When a two-year-old boy is found in an abandoned car, inquiries reveals that the father is missing. Krister Henriksson stars. The Secret Life Of The Airport. Britains airports and how they transformed the country. The Secret Life Of The Airport. Documentary. All Star Family Fortunes. Lucy Benjamin battles Ryan Thomas. 7.45 Creature Comforts Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz show. My Friend Michael Jackson: Uris Story. Uri Geller pays tribute, remembering their long friendship. Living With Michael Jackson: A Tonight Special. Martin Bashirs 2003 interview with the star. Coronation Street. Natasha spills the beans on Tony. 11.35 Coronation Street 6.55 Pie In The Sky. Detective Inspector Henry Crabbe prepares for his retirement. Wild At Heart. Danny finds several dead animals on the reserve. Last in the series. Martina Coles Lady Killers. Profile of serial killer nurse Beverly Allitt, dubbed the Angel of Death. Clocking Off. Mack is convinced he can no longer cope with running the factory. Last in the series. 11.05 The Lakes. Simone Fishers body is dredged up from the lake. Film File 7.10 Andromeda. A mysterious stranger accuses the crew of murder. 8.05 Magics Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How illusionists perform tricks. Cops With Cameras. Following officers working across the UK as they carry out raids. The Game. A selfish investment banker gets caught up in a complex psychological game that soon turns deadly. Thriller, starring Michael Douglas, Sean Penn and Deborah Kara Unger. Hollyoaks. Natty loses his cool and hurts Daniel. My Name Is Earl. Billie and Earl struggle. Friends. Chandler gets to know Joeys girlfriend. Friends. Chandler kisses Joeys girlfriend. One Tree Hill. Nathan accepts Debs relationship with Skills, and Peyton is visited by a celebrity. Shameless. Paddy returns and is determined to keep his heroin addiction a secret. Sean Gilder stars. 11.05 The Butterfly Effect. Thriller, starring Ashton Kutcher and Amy Smart. 6.55 Grand Designs. A couple try to convert a Grade II-listed Victorian barn in a Surrey village. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition. Highlights. Property Snakes And Ladders. Sarah Beeny lends her expertise to developers in Bristol and Kent. The Home Show. George Clarke helps homeowners who have fallen out of love with their properties. 11.10 Kevin McCloud And The Big Town Plan. A scheme in Castleford. Will And Grace. Karen considers implants. Will And Grace. Will receives a piano. Make Me A Supermodel US. Tyson Beckford presents the American version of the show. Four Weddings. A Derby couple finalise their preparations for a fairytale wedding. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part one of two. A shoot-out leaves four people dead. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part two of two. The truth emerges about Officer Bell. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? The lads have a race. 7.40 Yes Minister. A change in policy leaves Jim lumbered. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Howard starts a panic. Only Fools And Horses. Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca. Nicholas Lyndhurst stars. 10.05 Only Fools And Horses. Part one of two. Del and Rodney plan a holiday in Florida. 11.10 The Vicar Of Dibley. The village suffers a water shortage. Taggart. A body is found in a Clydeside shipyard. Drama, starring Blythe Duff and Alex Norton. New Tricks. The team reinvestigates an abduction. James Bolam stars. Dalziel & Pascoe. The detective duo are called to a hospital where body parts have been found in a nearby lake, and patients and staff are dropping dead with alarming regularity. Robert Powell and Miriam Karlin star. 11.20 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. A girl goes missing The King Of Queens. Doug takes Carrie skiing. The King Of Queens. Dougs neighbour dies. Frasier. Niles tries to save his marriage. Frasier. The family goes to a ski lodge. Two And A Half Men. Sean Penn guest stars. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Rules Of Engagement. Jeffs father sues his son. Sex And The City. Charlotte celebrates her engagement. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie tests a trapeze. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. A US senator is murdered, and the squad assigned to protect him falls under suspicion. NCIS. A Pentagon cryptographer dies in suspicious circumstances. Mark Harmon stars. Family Guy. Stewie plans on killing Lois. American Dad! Roger slips into a coma. NCIS. The team becomes involved with a city gang while investigating the death of a Marine. The Wire. Valchek goes to the FBI in an effort to make progress with the Sobotka investigation. 6.10 Jack Hunter: The Lost Treasure Of Ugarit. Adventure, starring Ivan Sergei and Joanne Kelly. 8.10 Sands Of Oblivion. An archaeologist uncovers the long-buried film set from Cecil B DeMilles The Ten Commandments. Adventure, starring Adam Baldwin. My Own Worst Enemy. Edward continues searching for his parents murderer. Bionic Woman. Beccas attempts to impress a boy land her in trouble with the police. Mythbusters. Revisiting controversial experiments from previous shows. How Do They Do It? How parcels are delivered. How Its Made. Coffee production. Time Warp. The art of throwing cards. Time Warp. Cheerleaders perform. Destroyed In Seconds. A boat breaks up. Destroyed In Seconds. Two hydro-boats crash. Will Ferrell And Bear Grylls: Born Survivors. The Hollywood actor and former soldier join forces. Samurai Bow. The creation of the two-metre high weapon developed in ancient Japan. Helicopter Wars. An ambush in Afghanistan that led to a frantic manhunt for the lone survivor. Sea Patrol UK. The lives of people who work on the English Channel, including RAF helicopter crews. Salvage Code Red. A salvage team try to rescue a freighter from Americas Oregon coast. Hawkings Universe. Exploring the ideas of Stephen Hawking, from black holes to the Big Bang. How London Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis visits the citys docks and explores its trade links. Extreme Trains. Documentary looking at the Union Pacifics refrigeration locomotive. Top Trumps. An exploration of the worlds most technologically advanced vehicles. Mega Movers. Examining how the 40-ton granite blocks that form Stonehenge were transported and positioned. All Creatures Great And Small. James stumbles on Angus Griers guilty secret. Andrew Marrs History Of Modern Britain. Global events that have shaped British society. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution. The liberation of the camp. The Wild West. Myths surrounding the death of Lieutenant Colonel George Custer. All Creatures Great And Small. James stumbles on Angus Griers guilty secret. Bounty Girls. A man wanted on charges of assault and child abuse is tracked. I Survived. A girl lives after being stabbed and sexually assaulted by an intruder. Banged Up Abroad. The stories of Britons who have been incarcerated abroad. Disorder In The Court. A countdown of the 20 most infamous courtroom disasters. Psychic Detectives. An old case is reopened. Psychic Detectives. A worker who vanished. The Extraordinary Village. A village that provides refuge for people with learning disabilities. Dog Borstal. The experts try to tame a mischievous lurcher named Tizzy. Great British Journeys. Nicholas Crane follows the 16th-century map in words. Who Do You Think You Are? David Dickinson explores his Armenian heritage. Traffic Cops. South Yorkshires traffic police. Traffic Cops. The night shift in South Yorkshire. Everest: Doctors In The Death Zone. Part one of two. A scientific expedition to Mount Everest. Natural World. Naturalist Mike Rutzens quest to understand more about great white sharks. Tribal Wives. A dentist with no time for herself, lives with the Indonesian Mentawai tribe. Everest: Doctors In The Death Zone. Part one of two. A scientific expedition to Mount Everest. 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